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Chapter 1: the start of the chat
ADMIN: sorry for this sudden pop up This is a part of a test for international travel and communication. Due to 2 of your worlds not having proper phones, we made this system. There are 4 features for the moment: the chat room, store, a quest system, and news site. The chat room is this. Click the bag icon for the shop, the newspaper for the news site, and the corkboard for the quests. Due to 2 of you possibly being in legal trouble for this, this will only be visible to those without it when you want it to. Think GC to pull the group chat up. That is all. Thank you for reading this. Also, to type, just speak aloud or think it. Also, I forgot to explain this, but once a month you get a quest to complete within that month, and you get 2 things from it: the store currency, which equals 1 to .01 of your local currency, and an item of your choosing from 3 things. You’ll get 1000 units of store currency off the rip. you can buy store currency or use your worlds money for these things in the store
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User 3: uhhh what
User 1: WTF WHAT IS THIS THING
User 3: great just another thing i needed
User 2: isthissomekindofquirkifsohowdoesitworkwaitisitmyquirk
User 3: You do realize this thing puts your speech or thoughts meant for the chat on here, right?
User 2: Oh, sorry, didn’t read that much into it. Wait, the multiverse theory is REAL
User 4: I knew it was real already to an extent due to different timelines, but I thought that was it. We probably should change our names to different things because I don’t want to think 3 or 1 every time I want to direct a message to a certain person. 1. Why don’t you start us off?
User 1: fine, I’m done having my existential crisis
User 1 has changed their name to Nami
Nami: How does this work? Do I just say who I am, what my world is like, and my current situation?
User 2: I think so? Sorry, I haven’t used a chat room like this before.
Nami: Ok, well, I’m Nami. I’m a thief who steals from pirates. My world is covered by 71% water, but due to how the landmasses are, most of the world is islands and seas. There are 5 main seas, and the names of them are East, West, North, and South Blues, and the Grand Line. Right now I need to steal 1100 million beli to buy back my hometown from a fishman named Arlong. Fishmen are humanoids who have the characteristics of different sea creatures who live in water 24/7. that fishman is currently running a “protection” racket on the Konami Islands, and if you don’t pay up, you get killed
User 2: Why don’t you report him to the local authorities?
Nami: the closest to me is in the pocket of Arlong and also any marines who come near the island who actually intend on helping get their ship sank and killed in the water due to fishmen being 10 times stronger than humans
Nami, so yeah, you can’t really do that. Two, why don’t you go next since your next in numbers
User 2 has changed their name to Midoriya
Midoriya: My name is Izuku Midoriya. I’m in Japan. In my world, we have superpowers called quirks. They appeared 200 years ago in China with a glowing After that, people of all ages started gaining quirks across the world. The split between quirked and non-quirked is 80/20, and I’m part of the 20%. Right now, I’m working on getting the number one hero’s quirk, One for All. I’m cleaning a beach to do so. said beach is covered in trash so bad you can’t see the ocean from the raised platform above it
User 3 Huh, neat, but are you wearing protection to make sure you don’t get sick from doing so? Also how is it that people started getting quirks on different sides of the planet
Midoriya: I don’t know. Oh, another thing, I’m trying to get into the U.A. university. I have to clean the beach before the U.A entrance exam, which is currently a week away and i’m almost done The UA is a hero university where you get trained to be a hero and other careers that have to do with being a hero. I’m going for support-heroics, which means i’m going down the path to make tech and do hero work
User 4: Neat. Wait, you said 200 years ago. What year is it for everyone? For me, it’s 2015
User 3: Uh, hold on,
Nami. it’s 800 for my world
Midoriya: for me it’s 2XXX
User 3 has changed their user to Sans
Sans: for me, it’s 20xx
Sans: Hi, I’m Sans, Sans the skeleton. Currently, I’m stuck in a time loop because someone decided to give a fucking 7-year-old the ability to restart time every time they die. The reason they die so much is due to the fact they are the last human to fall down here. The king of monsters needs 7 human souls to break the barrier to get us out of the underground. Right now the human is staying at my place on the couch till we can figure out how to get them past Waterfall and into Hotlands. BTW, admin, if you’re still reading this, will I keep my memories if the kid true resets?
ADMIN: Yes, the system is linked with your memories, so you should retain all memories.
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User 4. Huh, neat, but anyway, how many times has the kid reset?
Sans: Around 8 times now, not sure because they only got to Snowdin this morning.
Midoriya: O-oh, I hope they’re ok mentally because I know that can cause trauma. There was a hero here that had a similar quirk to that, but it could only be used once a day and for 5 minutes, but during those 5 minutes, they could reset back to the start of the 5 minutes until whatever happened ended or the 5 minutes were done. they retired 3 years after they became a hero due to the fact they needed more therapy than most quirk war survivors
User 4 has changed their name to Ren
Ren: Hi, I’m Ren. I also live in Japan. I’m not sure why i was chosen out of 4 of us but i was convicted for 1 year probation in a different school district starting next school year, which is a week away as well
Nami: Sorry I wasn’t responding. I was robbing some pirates. Also, has anyone checked the shop yet?
Ren: no, actually, let see… HOLY CRAP look at this
Ren sends knife_from_destiny.jpeg
In the image shows a knife about palm length, which has elements of a kukri knife, a trench knife, and a buck knife
Nami: (ↁ_ↁ)
Izuku: How did you send a picture? Also, how much did that cost?
Ren: It only costed 10 units! And it's a real knife. I needed to cut down a small tree that I hated because it blocked the view of the forest from my room. It cut through it instantly!
Izuku: oh wow, wait oh wow, my shop’s first item is called “Aperture science long fall boots.” the description says and i quote, “Will stop the impact of anything that happens in your leg area, comes in a plethora of styles and can be hidden, comes with armored versions for combat” and they’re only 20 units!
Nami: Huh? Mine is just a fruit called the Akuten Akuten No Mi?
Izuku: Huh? Why is it wanting to sell you the heavy weather fruit?
Nami: It’s all my credits so far, though.
Ren: Have you guys checked your quests? Mine just says, and I quote, “Steal the treasure from your first palace before the 3rd week of school.”
Izuku: Mine says not to break any bones in the entrance exam due to OFA. Oh, any ideas, guys?
Nami: Mine says to meet my new captain and join him before he reaches Shell's Town. My reward is also the Akuten no Mi. Also, I have the option for a pill that will make someone smarter or a staff that can grow and increase in weight. oh wait, the shop also sell the pill but not the staff so i’m choosing the staff
Ren: Oh, my quest rewards are either a pistol that, and I quote, “will make shadows regret crossing your path,” a set of noise-canceling shoes, or an aura unlock?
Izuku: Oh, mine all just have blueprints. One is a blueprint for a thing called a “Twin Fists: Aspect of Gilgamesh,” a set of blueprints for animatronics? Called the glamrock series, and a a blueprint for a set of armor, just checked the shop and none of these can be bought there
Sans: My quest is to get the kid to the king's throne room without their rest counter going over 38. it has a counter next to it and the counter is at 8. my rewards are the ability to let someone else remember the resets, a artificial human soul, and a key to the steamworks. just check the store and it had an armor item called “the fatalis armor set,” with the description saying, “child edition, provides 120 defense to a child who hasn’t killed, will remain through true resets but will return to the one who bought it.”
Nami: that’s convenient; buy it if you can that child need it
Sans: already did. put it next to them on the ground. i’m logging off; it’s 3:46 for me
Nami: same
Ren: same
Izuku: Same
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