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Part 2 of Connected stories - Dino x Rabbit + Sad Clown.
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Published:
2026-05-29
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2026-06-11
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47/?
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🎭 Little Sad Clown 🎭

Summary:

Haruko Warai, or tenma on her foster forms, wanted three things out of U.A. High: anonymity, access to a decent vending machine, and a quiet corner to pretend her life wasn’t being undermined by her own quirk with an abusive streak since Haruko 7.

She got… exactly none of those things. Instead, she walked into Class 1-A, lost one of her hands to Bakugou before homeroom started, and in the style of cloudy with a chance of meatballs, brought her sandwich to life, while becoming the unwilling stage for her quirk "Comedy."

There are rules.
She tries to follow them.
Her quirk tries to eat them.

Now she’s trying to survive school without combusting—socially, emotionally, or physically. That last one’s harder than you'd think.

Quirk is inspired by :
Big Moms fruit.: (the childish power)
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Bellamy's Spring Spring Devil Fruit.
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1994's "The Mask" Staring Jim Carrey, or Gear 5 luffy.
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Tokoyami's Dark shadow: (sentient quirk)
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Heavy reliance on cartoons: (e.g: Tom and jerry, bugs bunny, road runner, any and all 1900's & 2000's cartoons)
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Jojo stands (I guess)

Notes:

list of arcs

Chapter 2 : Character Profile, no I did not use ai to write it. :(
Chapter 3 : "Angst" and setting up the basic's of her quirk.
Chapter 4-6 : Entrance exam.
Chapter 7-8 : Family stuff.
Chapter 9-24 : First day at School.
Chapter 17-22 : Quirk Apprehension Test Arc.
Chapter 23 : walking home with a friend.
Chapter 25-26 : EraserMic.
Chapter 26-46 : Day two.
Chapter 27-29 : Finding an excuse to let Mina and the gang know where Haruko lives.
Chapter 30-32 : More Family stuff and a old hint.
Chapter 33-35 : late to class, and Meeting more teachers.
Chapter 36-41 : Battle Trail Arc.
Chapter 42 : All Might bashing + foster brother revealing the fact he was illegally using his quirk to watch the match.
Chapter 43 : Traumatized, also Hoshiko was so close to figuring out Riku and Arakane's situation.
Chapter 44 :
Chapter 45 :
Chapter 46 :
Chapter 47 :

list of ships and where they start:
Eraserhead X Present Mic ---- Chapter: 23
Kirishima X Mina: ---- Chapter: 28
Bakugou X Izuku ---- Chapter: 33.
Ojiro X Pony Tsunotori ---- Chapter: working on it. Hint; During and post USJ.
Toga X Uraraka ---- Chapter: working on it. Hint; Post Dorms.
Kaminari X Jirou X Yaoyorozu ---- Chapter: working on it. Hint; post Dorms.

Dorms will be move up in the story, 2 Weeks after the USJ Attack.

there are some parts of the story you that need some clarity when you read it.

|| " " || : represents speech bubbles like ones in a comic
< " " > : represents a character speaking in sign language
- -" "- - : represents Comic Action Words. like the SMASH, POOF, CRACK, POW. of old superhero cartoons and comics, like Batman or Superman.
[ "" ] : represents google what I googled Translated.

skip to chapter 3.

Chapter 1: Hiatus - Burn out

Chapter Text

 

 

 

Hiatus.
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Burn out.
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Job hunting is taking up all my time, and I need money :(
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Sorry.
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I know what I want to do with this story, it's just the getting there part. don't worry, i'm going to be up dating previous chapters and finishing the last one.

 

Updating with new things, like;

1. Mostly changing the format.
you know the ones with the names then dialogue.

2. Making Mina Ashido, French.
(Joyride's MHA; Abridged gots me by the throat.)

3. Updating the plot to match the new Idea's i have for it, also fix up Haruko's appearance since i've changed it.

4. Writing Izuku's profile, and whether or not I should up date Haruko's.

5. Changing Himiko Toga, to Himiko Toga-kan.

6. Giving Haruko a eating disorder that only allows her to eat when someone is watching her. other wise it's just staring at the untouched food.

And making sure the reader understand she has schizophrenia in the first (second) chapter

 

SORRY.

 

Non-spoiler plans for the future;

1. Haruko seeing a photo of her bio family on hero-garm.

2. Writing a fictional easy on the quirk singularity. 

3. Haruko looking over Toga-Kan's shoulder in the living room and seeing Himiko reading a homosexual, erotica, romance, fantasy story.

Between a white knight prince searching for a quirk that could heal the growing blindness and rot of the princess he is involved an engaged to. but the thing is, Heteromorphs are banned from the said kingdom.

Hunted down and killed as they scatter across the country

But no matter what doctors and healers this man finds, none of them can cure the illness that is infected the princess. not even true loves kiss (*gasp*).

Anyway, it's rumored that a Heteromorph out in the mountains of a small town has a powerful healing quirk that could even heal the dead from their state of death.

So after capturing the boy, shenanigans ensue. and hot steamy bug sex. where the heteromorphs arthropod mantis legs that extend from inside of their mouth and the mouth that come it's lower torso, go places they shouldn't.

And the White knight, in their shinning armour has to choice. save his new lover, or give them over to the princess. where he would end up a slave, abused for their quirk.

 

Chapters updated:
No. 3
No. 4
No. 5