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Pick-up Lines

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"Roses are red
Foxes are clever
I like your butt
Let me touch it forever"

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"Roses are red
Foxes are clever
I like your butt
Let me touch it forever"

Jimin smiled sheepishly at the note in his locker before reaching to the back and pulling out a baby blue paper wallet and slipping the note inside; letting it sit among the many others he had received. The brunette had no idea where they came from, they were always in his locker before first class, always written on the same type of paper in the same neat handwriting. But nevertheless they always made him smile. He gathered his books for the lesson ahead and practically skipped along to class, the contents of the note running wildly through his mind.

*Time Skip *

"So you got another one!! What did it say Hyung?!" Taehyung asked excitedly, practically bouncing in his seat. Chuckling, Jimin recited the note to his two best friends; Taehyung and Hoseok. After he finished, Taehyung immediately let out a giant awwww and giggled at the notes lewdness.
"That person has their priorities straight. Unlike you circle-Hyung"
"Excuse me I'm Bi. That means I'm kinda like a semi circle so go away you rainbow sphere!" Jimin retorted.
They had an intense staring battle before their giggles got the best of them and they burst out in laughter.
Hoseok was busy stuffing his face with the food he brought from home, watching his best friends antics with mild amusement.
"Y'know, you should get here earlier to catch them" he said with his mouth stuffed, spraying rice in all directions.
"Eww Hyung!!" They both groaned but Hoseok ignored them. Swallowing, he carried on with what he was saying.
"Like how long has this been going on for? 3-4 months? Maybe it's time they fess up it's clear they have feelings for you."
"Hmm maybe, but I kinda like the mystery feel..." Jimin said, eyes downcast.
The group was silent, even Hoseok had stopped stuffing his gob to hear what Jimin was about to say.
"I'll give it a week. Then I'll try and catch them."

* Next Day *

Jimin opened his locker, seeing the familiarly folded paper sitting innocently amongst his possessions. Opening it, he read it quickly.

"Is your name WiFi?
Cos I'm feelin' a connection"

Jimin giggled lightly, reading the note again. He had always been a sucker for lame jokes and pick up lines. Growing up he had always heard his big brother Seokjin tell them over and over and they always made Jimin laugh until his stomach hurt. He couldn't help it, he found them too funny. But he couldn't help wonder who would bother sending such cute lines to a loser like him. It was well know that Jimin was kind of a nerd. He was picked on a little, not enough for it to be damaging, just annoying. Placing the note with the others he grabbed his PE kit and with dreadful steps, walked towards the changing rooms.

He entered and headed to the peg deserted right in the back corner, partially hidden by the few folded up trampolines they used for the gymnastics club. He hung up his PE bag and began to get changed, swapping his shirt, blazer and trousers for shorts and a cotton polo. There was still a while before lesson so he sat in the bench below his peg, pulling out a book from his PE bag and began reading to pass the time. It had only been a few minutes before the book was yanked from his hands. He looked up and came face to face with the caption of the football team. The classic cocky character with countless girls hanging off his every movement.
"Give it back" Jimin said quietly, hoping that this counted as 'standing up for oneself.'
"Awwwe what was that nerd?! I can't hear you all the way down there" he chortled, his broad shoulders casting a menacing shadow over Jimin.
"I said can I have it back" Jimin repeated a little louder.
"Oh the itty bitty nerd wants his book back? Well then come get it" he held the book high above his head waving it tauntingly.
"Just give it back" came another voice and the book was plucked from his hands and passed to Jimin. Jimin looked up and saw the one and only Jeon Jungkook. The Music clubs pride and joy and known international playboy.
"Thanks..." he mumbled, playing with the cover of the book as the football jerks walked away.
"O-oh don't m-mention it heh~" Jungkook stuttered. Jimin swore he saw his face turn a light shade of red, but passed it off to the heat in the changing rooms.
"A-anyway I need t-to go get changed! Bye Chi-I mean Jimin!" He rushed away and Jimin sighed, awaiting the teachers arrival so that PE would begin and commence the next hellish hour for Jimin.

* Time Skip *

A week had passed since Jimin had declared that he would find and confront this mysterious note giver. This was the reason why Jimin was hiding with his locker in plain sight, half an hour before he would usually arrive. He waited with bated breath for the note giver to arrive, excited and nervous. 15 minutes later footsteps sounded down the hall and Jimin held his breath. He peeked around the corner only to find that it was the English Teacher, Ms Linnie walking to her classroom. Slightly annoyed, Jimin continued waiting, his stomach grumbling slightly as he had skipped breakfast in order to get here early enough.

Once again footsteps could be heard down the hall, but these were heavy, more confident. They got louder and louder until the stopped close to Jimin. The brunette peeked out and heard a slight rustling sound. His eyes landed on a figure with broad shoulders filling out his blazer and strong thighs hidden by the black school trousers. Jimin could hardly breathe as he realised who had been putting those notes through his locker.

Jeon fucking Jungkook.

With a sudden burst of confidence and energy, he walked out of his hiding spot silently and tapped Jungkook on his shoulder. The young boy jumped, spinning and slamming his leg into the lockers out of surprise.
"So it was you who has been leaving those notes hmm?"
Jungkook only blushed, opening his mouth to say something only to close it again, unable to find words. His brown eyes skimmed over the attractive boy in front of him, expecting to see signs of anger. But instead Jimin was smiling, no beaming from ear to ear, his eyes squinting up in the cutest fashion.
"Y-you're not angry?" He asked, shocked. Jimin only shook his head, his brown locks shifting.
"Those were very cute pick up lines y'know. Where'd you get them?"
Jungkook thought for a moment.
"They just come to me. They seemed suited to the prettiest boy in the year"
Now it was Jimin's turn to be shocked.
"Y-you think I'm p-pretty?! I think you need an eye test" he said, his voice as low his self esteem.
"My eyes are working perfectly fine. I have no doubt that the boy who I've had a crush in for years, the boy in front of me right now, is the prettiest, most handsome boy I could ever lay eyes on."
Jimin flushed a vibrant red at the praise, Jungkook chuckling at the sight of his Hyung getting flustered. The sound was smooth and deep, vibrating like steel drums through his chest. Jungkook decided to round up his remaining courage and put it all into one single question. One he's been dying to ask for months.
"Would you like to get a cup of coffee, tonight after school??"
Jimin was silent for a moment.
"I'd love too"