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🔴 | The Grey City's Broadcast (the mystery of rgremy8143_11)

Summary:

On a plain unassuming and slightly sunny day, that’s when it happened.

No-one would have expected it, pathetic fallacy and all that.

But as the sun was finally uncovered by the clouds that had been covering it for hours that night, when the rain that had been clouding the week had finally cleared up.

That’s when it happened.

The first real look inside of Yokohoma in hundreds of years.

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Or:

Dazai and Chuuya start a youtube channel to keep the pros at bay, Yay!! So cool!!

Just wait.

Notes:

Chapter 1: “I’m Fed-up with your strange delusions” <3

Summary:

“I’m not in trouble.”

Black and white shoes stopped in front of a pair of large imposing black doors that slowly creaked open.

“We’ll th’ee.”

Notes:

Idfk….

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4HsbK3fM14

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

On a plain unassuming and slightly sunny day, that’s when it happened.

 

No-one would have expected it, pathetic fallacy and all that. ‘Shocking things tend to happen on shocking days.’ sure.

 

But as the sun was finally covered by the clouds that had been absent for hours that sunny day, when the midnight rain that had been clouding the week had finally cleared up. And everyone thought that the unassuming and mostly boring day was finally over.

 

That’s when it happened.

 

The first real look inside of Yokohama in hundreds of years.

 

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“Is it on?”



🔴 | At the dump w/ my dog! first stream from our city!! (@^ w ^@)

   rgremy8143_11

0 watching now | started 5 minutes ago



Dazai grinned as Chuuya sat back casually against the rusty grey shipping container behind them, clearly awaiting an answer, what a good dog!

 

Turning his head to look down, hah, at him with a performative sigh and a mock-frustrated tone he grumbled. “Mh-hmm… but no-one’th joined yet!”

 

Dazai sighs as he tilts his phone backwards once again to try and fit Chuuya's tiny form into the centre of the frame. He’s being so stubborn, it's like he was trying to be out of focus!

 

Any minute now, the links to this stream will be getting sent out. He had already told some of his subordinates to make hundreds of burner accounts weeks ago, so that shouldn't be a problem.

 

They needed to send links out because, well, no-one would see this if they didn’t.

 

One measly livestream, no matter the Yokohama background, wouldn't be found without at least a little bit of algorithmic persuasion. The first viewers would inevitably end up sharing it around anyway so the first links wouldn't really matter in the end. 

 

And they, sadly, still had to be a little bit subtle about the Yokohama aspect, for now at least … he'd still probably show off a few slightly important landmarks in the distance, maybe he'd even angle the phone up for a few seconds and see if anyone can make out the dome at night.

 

Just enough for the smarter outsiders to piece it together. Assuming any of them were smart.

 

God, he hoped at least one of them was.

 

He glanced back to the phone.

 

Still no-one. Ugh.

 

Whatever, he could entertain himself until then. 

 

Despite how dark it was, he looked past the phone and down, ha, at Chuuya, who stared back up at him with that wonderful, and very common thanks to himself, irritated face! Ah, how lovely, he was already on edge!

 

He thought about chucking the phone to, or at depending on how he felt, Chuuya, but Dazai knew he’d undoubtedly catch it and keep it out of his reach, and Dazai still wanted to be the cameraman for this. 

 

Besides, if Chuuya was the cameraman then all eyes would be on him, and having those outsiders see the ‘state’ he’s in currently would be too much for them. They had to ease into it for now.

 

So instead he just pretended to throw the phone at him, which, much to his dismay, got no reaction out of him.

 

“Chibi…….why didn’t you try to catch it????” he groans in mock frustration.

 

Chuuya just rolls his eyes at him in response as he puts his hand out, rude.

 

Still, Dazai tossed him his lighter, call it a gift. Payback for all the heavy lifting Chuuya did on their last mission. Last mission meaning the mission they had just completed

 

He sighs dramatically as he shifts the phone around again. But finally he manages to get it to focus on Chuuya. Finally!

 

Nameless_L0ser1n4 joined the stream

 

Wow, what a potent name, their name definitely summed up his thoughts on whoever it was. At Least someone was here though.

 

“Chuuya~ we have our fir'tht viewer!” he said, trying his best not to gag at his own voice… ugh. Really, he could control his heartbeat but not his voice?

 

Sure, it might make him sound younger to any aspiring hero types watching... but that just made it even more gross. Still, it would probably work in their favor.

 

Either way, a viewer joining seemed to startle Chuuya out of whatever trance he was in, not that anyone would be able to tell if they weren't Dazai. 

 

Only someone like Dazai would be able to notice the way Chuuya's fingers twitched slightly around his newly acquired lighter. Dazai was also the only one that could see the way Chuuyas lips curled slightly upwards at his pronunciation of ‘first’, so mean.

 

Either way, watching Chuuya hastily try and hide his lighter was funny enough to make up for it. That was his favourite little chain-smoker.

 

“Well Chuuya, aren’t you gonna th’ay th’omething to them?” He put a very practiced smile on his face from behind the phone, they had to seem more innocent than they actually were. 

 

Obviously not too innocent, that would completely ruin the whole narrative they had to build.

 

They just couldn’t seem like murderers, not yet.

 

“Whatever Chuuya, th’o rude.” He waved his hand in front of the phone's camera in a mock sort of wave as he got ready to ‘improv’. “Hi there! Great to th’ee that th’omeone ha’th finally joined!” ugh.

 

Nameless_L0ser1n4 - hi.

 

Wow. This was going to be so fun

Notes:

Shiny black leather heels and white worn-down rubber soles clicked and stepped against the obsidian floor tiles in unison, walking through the usually silent halls of the Port Mafia base.

“Come on, at least tell me what we’re here for.” a young but firm voice rang out, barely concealing its irritation as it echoed down the halls.

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Chuuya glared at the back of Dazai’s head, the only upside of walking behind that bastard was being able to imagine kicking it in.

He held back a sigh, or well any noise he might make really.

“So?” he ‘asked’, though he already knew exactly what would be coming next.

Dazai turned his head around slowly, making a few strands of his unkempt dark brown hair catch the window-light at the action, his steps stopped, and so did Chuuyas as Dazai looked somewhere above Chuuya's head.

Of course.

Dazai plastered on his usual shit-eating grin, almost as if he was trying to show off all of his stupid neon pink braces, before speaking “Hm? Th’orry, did you th’ay th’something?” ugh.

And before Chuuya could think of a response;

“I couldn’t hear you from all the way down there.” prick.

At least Chuuya now had some new ammo to make fun of his lisp with later, when he had a chance of course.

Chuuya just growled slightly at him before giving one of his usual go-to answers. “Shut it Dazai. I’m being serious.”

He pushed his hands deeper into his pockets as glowered at Dazai, tapping the heels of his now still feet against the floor beneath them like a sort of ‘warning’ - like Dazai would care- “Why are we here?”

Dazai, as always, just played dumb. “Hm? How should I know, Chibi?” he asked, pretending that he wasn't a literal genius.

Chuuya just groaned in response, mainly at the nickname, which got another stupid grin out of Dazai, before continuing.

“So?”

For once Dazai seemed like he might answer, as he sighed in mock frustration before speaking again.

“Finee, well I think Mori ha'th a mission for u'th”

Chuuya just looked at him. What would have told him that? As far as he knew nothing of significance had happened recently “How can you tell?”

Dazai just stares blankly at him at this question, his leather shoes start to move again and so Chuuya is obliged to follow as he listens to Dazai continue.

“Well, we haven't had one in a while have we?” he said, loosely crossing his arms over his chest as he walked in that stupid lazy gait.

“No, but why now? What would be important enough for Mori to get us?” Dazai sighs again, but seems not to be in too pissy of a mood,as he usually is, as he still continues to indulge Chuuya.

“Well, unle’th you or me are in trouble, why el'the would we be going to Mori’th office?” Despite being on Dazais blind side he could practically feel him roll his eye at him.

“I’m not in trouble, if anyone’s ‘in trouble’ it would be you.” he replied easily, scoffing slightly as he let his glare drop down to Dazai’s shoes.

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“I’m not in trouble.”

Black and white shoes stopped in front of a pair of large imposing black doors that slowly creaked open.

“We’ll th’ee.”

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Yokohoma had blocked itself away from the rest of Japan years ago.

 

After ‘abilities’ were first coming into being, Yokohoma had raised its great walls and its large glass dome at once, declaring independence from the rest of the country as soon as it could, keeping most if not all abilities deep within its borders.

 

Yet always keeping its five towers in distant view of the glass and in the view of the rest of Japan. like a taunt. Or like a warning. Like a wild animal gnashing it’s teeth at your heels before tearing off the skin from your face.

No-one left and no-one ever entered again, but only one of those actions was voluntary. Well unless it was port-related, then almost anything was let in. But still
M,

Then, ‘quirks’ came to the rest of Japan, abilities a mostly distant memory by now. The only reminder of them being a massive grey blotch on the map of Japan.

 

Actual Notes :P vvvv
First time writing something like this… wow… uhhhh….. Yeah….its a bit of a spoiler, but i will warn you that the major character death tag will have to be added in the future so uh…. Yeah enjoy that :3 Also! Yes, Dazai has a lisp, and i think you know why but uhh yeah, didn't know if we should replace the ‘s's with ‘th's so we did it as a test in this chapter, tell us what you think about it in the comments
Note from Tabby

This is going to be a slow burn kinda, just cuz we think people don’t focus on soukoku when they’re actually in yokohama much, yeah.. Yokohoma slice of life shit gonna go wild!!!! Prolly no explicit romance tho
Note from J4ck