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(This is mostly satire…)
[Victor is your standard vampire goth boy who is obviously gay, and guess what… of course he has a bisexual scene boyfriend! Basically they’re just gonna fuck.]
(Victor and Randy in their shared apartment)
Randy stands up from the couch leaving Victor cold. “Randy…what the fuck are you doing? Why’d you get up from the couch?” Randy turns around and looks at Victor. “I’m just going to the bathroom I’ll be back in like 30 minutes…” Victor looks at him weird. “The fuck do you mean you’re going to the bathroom for 30 minutes? What the fuck are you gonna be doing in there?” Randy blinks twice. “…I’m gonna take a shit?” The two stare at each other for a good minute. “…Ima just go now…” “Alright just don’t fall in!” Randy walks into the bathroom and locks the door behind himself. “Man how long has it been, a month? I feel like I’m about to bust.” Randy leans against the door and palms his crotch. “Why do I do this to myself again? Oh! It’s because I’m too embarrassed to masturbate while Victors home and guess what he’s always home…” He rubs his crotch again and groans. “Let’s just get this over with.” He unzips his zipper and takes off his pants, leaving him in his boxers. He grips himself through the fabric and softly moans. “Man~ That’s nice, especially after so long.” He puts two fingers in his mouth and sucks on them hard, when he’s done he snakes his hand to his entrance and rubs the tight muscle before putting one finger in, slowly probing his insides. “This gonna be awhile…”
*1 hour later* {Think of the SpongeBob voice saying this XP}
Victor checks the time. “What is he constipated?” He stands up and stretches. “Well, I guess it’s time for me to bust down the bathroom door and embarrass him while he’s taking a dump!” He chuckles deviously. He slowly walks towards the bathroom door and tries to open it realizing it’s locked. “Now why the fuck is it locked?” He tries to open it again and fails. “Good thing I’m weird and have a key to the bathroom!” He unlocks the door and opens it to see his adorable boyfriend on the floor head leaned back against the wall with his eyes closed, fingering and stroking himself. “Holy shit.” Randy quickly looks up and covers himself. “H-hey Victor w-what brings you to bathroom right now?!” Randy avoids eye contact. “Well I was gonna make you embarrassed by busting down the door while you were ‘Shitting’ but I guess I have something else to take care of.” Randy stands up, picks up his clothes and speed walks over to his room not knowing that Victor followed him. “Hey? Why’d you leave? It wasn’t that big of a deal.” Randy hides his face in embarrassment. “What do you mean it wasn’t that big of a deal! You caught me literally masturbating on the bathroom floor!” Victor turns his head to the side in confusion. “I mean…from my perspective that was hot, and why didn’t you just tell me that you needed to jerk off? You could’ve told me, went to your room, got yourself off, and came back to the couch.” Victor walks up and hugs Randy from behind while Randy hides his face in his hands. “Randy stop hiding from me! Let me see your face.” He turns Randy around to face him and moves his hand away from his face. “Stop hiding, talk to me. What’s got you like this?” Randy looks at him. “…Just too embarrassed to tell you about this stuff and I haven’t gotten off in a month so I was basically about to bust.” “Okay…so why didn’t you wait until I fell asleep or was out of the apartment ?” “Babe I don’t know if you noticed but you’ve been in the apartment a LOT…and if you do leave the apartment you only leave for like an hour or two plus you rarely sleep and if you do it’s on for 20 to 30 minutes.” They look at each other again. “…So I’ve basically been completely stopping you from being able to get off at all.” “Correct, with you here I’ve been basically edging myself for the entire month.” Victor kisses Randy’s forehead and softly smiles. “Well I can help you finish now or just go back to living room and let you finish yourself off?” “It doesn’t matter now. I’m soft already…I got soft while we were talking and my embarrassment was going away…” Victor looks at him slightly surprised. “Well…how about you get dressed and go ahead and we go watch a movie on the couch for a while?” Randy looks at him and nods. “Ima back to the couch while you get dressed.” Victor walks out of the room.
*10 minutes later* {SpongeBob voice again XD}
Victor puts on a ‘movie’ and sits down on as Randy walks out. “You done? Come over here.” Randy sits down and leans against Victor. Victor takes his arm and wraps it around Randy’s waist and gently lays his hand on his hip. “You cold?” “…Sorta…” Victor grabs the blanket and puts it on both of them. (As the movie progresses and iykyk) Victor takes his hand and rubs Randy’s inner thigh slowly creeping towards his crotch. Victor then puts his hand on Randy’s crotch and start rubbing him. “…Victor what are you doing?” “What do you mean~? I’m not doing anything…” He presses hard on Randy’s crotch. “H-hey stop that…Victor p-please!” Randy softly moans and rolls his hips against Victor’s hand. Randy moves Victor’s hand and climbs onto his lap and grinds against him. “R-Randy what are you-“ Randy pulls him into a deep kiss while grinding against him hard. Victor breaks the kiss. “Randy chill. Why are m-moving like that~ Ngh~” Victor flips him and pins him to the couch basically sucking the air out of Randy’s lungs while grinding hard against his hips. “F-fuck Victor~!” Randy wrap his legs around Victor meeting his hips. Victor takes one his hands and unbuttons his and Randy’s pants quickly pulling them down. He pulls Randy’s member out and starts stroking him while biting and nipping at his neck. “Victor~ you’re leaving marks, not even makeup is gonna cover those up~” They kiss again as Victor pulls his own member out and starts stroking both of themselves together, moaning into the others mouth. “I think I’m gonna cum soon Randy~!” “M-me too~! Keep going~” They both are moaning and groaning into each other’s ear panting loudly. “Fuck! Victor I’m cumming~” “So am I” They both cum as Victor collapses against him breathing heavily. “That was really good…” “…It was…” They look up at each other. “W-we should probably clean up…” “Y-yeah.” They both stand up and walk to the shower.
*3 hours later* {Don’t worry this is the last time you hear the SpongeBob voice X3} (Also I changed the way their conversation was right here)
Randy:“So what was that?”
Victor:“Wanted to get you off in my own way, though you climbing on top of me was not part of the plan…”
Randy:”Well it felt good…would wanna do it again later on?”
Victor:”Sure, and also…I’ll try to the leave apartment more often so you won’t end up being this horny…”
Randy:”…Thanks…”
Victor:”Wanna go to sleep in my bedroom?”
Randy: “Yes please!”
They slept very well that night.