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little wing❤️

delivering decent news for once
fuckers back in arkham again
20 bucks says its two weeks before hes out again

jfc
It’d have been simpler for everyone if Bruce had just killed him when he killed me💀
all the people he killed would still be alive
We would’ve been able to focus on other shit in the time we have to deal with him and his stupid ass plans.
and all the people /I/ killed would be alive lmfao

I mean theres a good chance you still go on a killing rampage from pit madness regardless of the clown
but u rite istg bruce should’ve just let me do it lolol

🤦🏻
The only reason I was so mad was because Bruce didnt “avenge my death” or whatever.
You knew that, right?

…. o.O
wut

Yeah.

are u…..still mad about it???

A little, but I’ve accepted nothing will make the bat break his morals, not even his kid’s death.

…..
does it have to be bruce that kills him???

Dick. I’m not overcome by rage anymore.
I want him dead now because he haunts my fucking nightmares. He could get an anvil dropped on him for all I care, as long as I never have to see him again.

good to know ;))))))

Don’t pretend you’re about to go out and kill a man for me dickiebird.
You’re not fooling anyone.

Yesterday 1:43pm

Dickiebird?

Yesterday 7:25

Asshole

Yesterday 11:16

Oh for fuck’s sake

Today 2:58

why did I just hear joker was kidnapped from arkham
Dick I swear to fucking Wonder Woman if you don’t respond

wifey💖💖💖💖
Today 8:36am
Wally.
Today 9:02am
it wasn’t me
wait what did I do this time
Why am I getting reports that your boyfriend kidnapped the joker out of arkham???
dick did WHAT?!
AND DIDNT TELL ME??!!!??
no way thats real
I was hoping you could tell me
security cameras say yes but I wouldn’t rule out mind control or video tampering
Ill give him a call and let u know
thanks 😙
Today 9:47am
yeah so some shits going down
gonna take a detour to bludhaven b4 I come home
dick isnt answering and the bats havent heard from him either
when is it hitting the media do you reckon??
shit so it definitely happened?
daily planets putting it up this afternoon, gazette will have it out by midday. Star, central & key won’t have it out until it either goes viral (which it will) or we get league statements, but you’ve got a day there. I don’t have contacts in blud but I assume it’ll be the same or similar to gotham. Jump city might also jump (hah) on it but can’t confirm.
thanks a bunch gorgeous☺️☺️ bats has someone preparing the leagues pr people, its gonna be a shitstorm
LMAO I coulda told you that. Im suprised no one else has reached out to him yet
oh lois and the supes definitely have but the supes are too nice to barge in on the investigation like I am.
theyre searching all his safehouses and ill obv be faster, even w all 84 of them looking
🤣
go get em sweetheart♥️
o7
use my other phone, let our friends know what’s going down plspls
ofc!
give the bats my regards, let me know if you’ll be back for dinner :)
thanks!
luv youuuuu 🥺🥺🥺🥺
love you too 🥰

H❤️🖤
Harley
who is this and how did you get this number
it’s Nightwing
holy fucking dick and balls
If the whispers are true youve got a little something something that used to be mine
the bats are going crazy looking for you
did you kill him?
not yet
why tf not
daddy bats’ rules tying you down?
LOL no
I wanted your opinion on something
as the person who knew joker best
you’ve got my attention baby bat~