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(major world-saving buddies – Sunday 21.52 )
Percy: can someone pls send me the maghs hw
Percy: pls pls pls
Percy: otherwise i am sOOO screwd
Leo: isn’t it a bit late to be doing homeowrk
Percy: leo mate have you acc done it
Leo: …
Leo: now that is besides the point
Hazel: Percy I think you should probably catch some zs!!
Percy: hazel i love you
Percy: but pls never say that agen
Hazel: What does agen mean?
Percy: *again mb
Leo: don’t say it don’t say it
Hazel: What does mb mean?
Leo: aaaand she said it
Frank: Guys it’s late go to sleep😭
Hazel: Sorry Frank!!!!
Percy: we seem to have swerved away from the main problem here
Percy: PLS CAN SOMEONE SEND ME THE MAGHS ITS DUE FIRST PERIOD TMRO
Leo: hazel i swear to god don’t say it
Hazel: What does maghs mean?
Percy: blame my agrivated thumbs hazel im desperate
Leo: js stop commenting on his spelling PLS hazel or we’ll be here all night
Piper: and some of us were acc trying to sleep so
Hazel: Sorry Piper!!!!
Percy: gang if your being woken up or whatever by your phone js turn it on do not disturb??
Leo: i agree important conversations r going on here
Percy: like someone shld send me all their lovely maths answers
Percy: hazel are you proud i typed it right
Hazel: I am proud yes
Leo: she’s always proud of her baby boy
Thalia: ok wtf
Percy: yes thaaaaals your smart send me your maths
Thalia: did not realise i ranked as smart
Leo: anything compared to percy is smart🤷
Hazel: Leo!!
Hazel: don’t be mean to Percy
Hazel: he can’t help being bad at maths🩷🩷
Percy: idk how to take that one
Percy: it sounds like an insult
Frank: But Hazel wouldn’t insult you
Percy: but hazel wouldn’t insult me
Leo: dam yall are synced up
Percy: ANYwayy
Percy: thalia pls??
Thalia: im js wondering when youre going to realise
Percy: realise what
Thalia: dude
Thalia: im like 2 years older than you
Percy: so?
Thalia: didn’t think id have to spell this one out
Thalia: WE ARE NOT IN THE SAME MATHS CLASS, PERSEUS
Percy: oh
Percy: right
Percy: yeah that’s a pretty big problem
Percy: i forgot how super duper old you are
Thalia: um rude??
Percy: but you’ve probs done the same assignment tho dig up your old book for me??
Thalia: hell no not now you’ve insulted me
Percy: so you would have done it before i called you ancient?
Thalia: yes ofc i would’ve
Thalia: and maybe ancient is a step too far
Percy: thalia!!
Percy: that was supposed to be said in a whiny voice
Thalia: so what, your normal one?
Percy: JS DELVE INTO YOUR HOUSE AND RETRIEVE YOUR OLD MATHS BOOK YOU OLD WEIRDO
Piper: gang GO TO SLEEP
Leo: it’s not even late???
Frank: It’s 10pm???
Leo: exactly my point???
Jason: Enough with the excessive question marks
Percy: jace at last
Percy: my saving grace
Percy: 😏
Percy: anything guys??
Leo: oh right
Leo: OMG HE’S GOOD
Leo: HES RLLY GOOD
Leo: THE PUN GAME IS STRONG IN U PERSEUS JACKSONN
Percy: thank youu🥰
Percy: i do rlly try
Thalia: its painfully obvious
Leo: pipes don’t u normally stay up into the wee hours doing whatever pipers do
Piper: um what
Piper: ig yeah but i had a wild night yesterday and we lits have school tmro
Frank: Anyone going to bring up the “wild night”?
Piper: js forget abt that bit frankie boi
Frank: 😟
Percy: YES SCHOOL IS TMRO THAT IS WHY I NEED HOMEWORK HELP
Percy: WILL LITERALLY ANYONE HELP ME PLS
Piper: i want to get my beauty rest
Leo: ur alr beautiful enough my love xx
Thalia: okay leo needs to be restrained
Piper: im hot ik🥰🥰
Leo:😘😘😘😘
Thalia: literally what the hell guys
Jason: Language Thals
Thalia: im kind of your older sister bro
Jason: Yeah still
Frank: Love how Percy has just been completely ignored
Hazel: I don’t!
Hazel: It’s mean!
Hazel: Percy I would send you the homework because I don’t want you to get into trouble but then you wouldn’t learn
Percy: i do not care about learning
Percy: i do not give a flying monkeys
Leo: that’s one way of putting it
Percy: hazels ears are precious
Hazel: 🥰
Piper: it’s a text? she cant hear nothing
Percy: fine
Percy: hazels eyes are precious
Leo: yup👀
Thalia: istg you need help
Hazel: What does that mean?
Hazel: Why the eyes?
Leo: dont worry about it bby girl
Thalia: …
Thalia: no one else concerned??
Jason: I’ll send the maths
Jason: I want to sleep
Percy: MY SAIVOUR
Percy: MY LITERAL SAVING GRACE
Leo: again, do not disturb exists???
Jason: Dude not the question marks
Jason: And I won’t be able to sleep if I know Percy’s in distress
Piper: aw that’s cute
Leo: ship
Hazel: 🤨
Hazel: Like a boat?
Piper: poor hazel
Leo: my lil hazey wazey
Jason: Anyway Perce here you go
(Jason sent 3 photos)
Percy: okay sick tysm so greatful!!
Percy: ill quickly copy this down
Jason: Not too obviously though
Leo: ofc not sweet cheeks🙏🙏
Thalia: LEO MATE STOP IT SRSLY
Piper: GOODNIGHT EVERYONE SLEEP WELL