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Kaveh’s Magical Adventure to Whatever the FUCK Teyvat Is

Summary:

Walking home from college, Kaveh suddenly finds himself transported to another world where he’s their so called saviour.

What bullshit is this?

Chapter 1: Prologue: BL Bullshit

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The fantasy world was nothing but a myth, a world created by humans to make shows, books and toys for children and even adults. The fantasy world was fake, it’s very simple to know it’s all made up. The idea of mystic creatures, portals, magical powers, curses and more was amazing to think about at first.

 

Who hasn’t looked at a fantasy comic and thought about how cool it would be to live in that world instead of the current modern world one we all live in.

 

The thought of controlling fire or being a vampire was tempting but even then, it feels like the fantasy world would be too complicated from the modern world.

 

Plus, Kaveh always hated the magical world, even if it was fake. The cliché stories of vampires and vampire hunters or a prince falling for a peasant. Nothing was ever original with that world, even with the amount of freedom users had to create whatever they wanted.

 

Though the trope he hated the most was when a human from the modern time would find themselves in the fantasy world for some reason, usually it’s because they’re the worlds saviour or something.

 

The amount of BL, GL and…straight, romance stories and comics he’s read around that idea annoyed him. Especially when he was looking for a normal royal story.

 

Yet, as Kaveh walked back home from college, he never expected that when he was halfway through the alleyway he usually took as a short cut, the ground would start glowing, he’d probably would have never went down the alleyway way in the first place.

 

“What the fuck?!” He exclaimed, the ground glowed as a complicated design circle formed around him, he didn’t hesitate to run. Or at least he tried too because the second he tried to leave the glowing circle, he would be stopped by an invisible force.

 

“No! I’ve seen this in all the mangas and manwha’s and anime’s and shit! I ain’t doing this!” Kaveh screamed, but no one heard him or people did hear him and didn’t care. The ground glowed brighter and blinded Kaveh completely.

 

‘This is it, I’ll never get laid’

 

He didn’t know why that was his last thought.

 


 

Walking up was more painful than he wanted it to be. Groaning and moaning, Kaveh twisted and turned. His body was in pain and his blood boiled yet the feeling of his head resting on something soft and a hand running through his hair caused him to finally open his eyes.

 

Opening his eyes apparently also opened his ears as now he could hear a soft conversation happening.

 

“So this is him?”

 

“Yes, just like the prophecy described them.”

 

“Never expected a man.”

 

“Sir Cyno!”

 

“The description sounded like a women!”

 

“Enough you two, he seems in pain, why is that?”

 

“It appears the summoning spell was quite a toll on his body, he does seem weaker then normal humans.”

 

“Probably because of the world he comes from.”

 

Wait. Wait. Wait.

 

What BL bullshit is this?

 

Kaveh finally decided to use his eyes instead of his ears and began to looked around, above him he would see the underside if a man’s face. His jawline was amazing and he could see the grey (or was it silver?) strands of hair. And his flawless looking skin, he really should ask for his skincare routine. He then turned his head to the side, the next person who came into sight was a brown skinned, red eyed and definitely silver haired man. He seemed short but strong and serious. Lastly next to him was a pale, green eyed man with…ears and a tail?

 

Wait.

 

What?

 

“Ah, he seems to have woken up.” The brown male pointed out. Kaveh looked back up at who was holding him to see his unique coloured eyes looking down at him.  Now if he wasn’t mentally panicking over the situation he probably would have taken some time to actually admire the persons eyes.

 

But that’s the thing.

 

He was indeed, mentally panicking.

 

“Ah you’re a-“

 

Kaveh screamed.