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"Are you serious, Sasuke?"
"Yes."
Naruto gripped his orange smartphone harder. His half-naked body felt cold as the room air conditioner caressed the body. His sky-blue eyes stared in horror at his husband who was between his legs.
The condition is that they are at the Suna hotel, where Sasuke is attending the monthly meeting this time. As a good husband, Naruto also accompanied his husband for a five-day, four-night stay there. His work as a photographer had to be put on hold at his request.
Here, Sasuke lay on top Naruto on the white bed. Naruto's bathing yukata opens wide, the towel on Sasuke's pelvis began to slip off and the smartphone was clutched in his hands. The three details are certainly not related at all.
Except when-
"Call that Konoha Fried Chicken delivery while I fuck you."
His husband's crazy idea was a joke.
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Rock Lee is an energetic teenage boy. Blessed with a positive mindset and a unique personality, the manager of Konoha Fried Chicken, Guy, was overjoyed. Whether reincarnation or bloodline, Guy and Lee feel that they are one the same. Lee looks up to Guy, Guy looks up to Lee as an adopted brother.
Lee has always been passionate. Unfortunately, his enthusiasm was too much and he was repeatedly fired at his previous place. As fate would have it, Lee was accepted at Konoha Fried Chicken.
Overcoming tough and challenging obstacles with confidence in his abilities (if getting stuck on the road and lost are obstacles and challenges).
Lee won't look for trouble where he works now. That was his promise to God and his teacher, Guy.
Fate also made him pick up the phone from an unknown customer. A customer who made his promise only promise.
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"Good evening! I'm with Lee from Konoha Fried Chicken! How can I help you with a reservation on this starry and moonlit night?!"
A moment of silence.
Lee was still waiting with excitement. Pen in his right hand, telephone receiver in his left. He glares at the computer screen that displays a list of food and beverages for sale. Ready in case the customer blurts out the order without pause.
But unfortunately, the voice of the customer on the other side did not come. Lee furrowed his thick eyebrows. He looked at the receiver in surprise and asked politely, "Hello? Hello? How can I help you?!"
Tenten, the two Chinese-style buns hairstyle girl who was cooking fries, looked up at Lee. Lee's loud voice certainly broke her concentration. Neji and Hinata, who were serving customers at the cash register, occasionally looked inside. Worried that Lee's loud voice would disturb the hearing of the old lady in front of them.
Lee vaguely heard the crackle and hum of silence as the phone on the other side was palmed shut. Lee's mind wandered. What happened to the customer?
"...he..llo..."
Suddenly Lee came to his senses. "Is there something I can help you with?! I'm Lee! Ready to serve your order at Konoha Fried Chicken!"
Neji whispered warningly, Tenten angrily pointed the kitchen tongs at Lee.
"I-yes. C-can you deliver the order…to my place…," said the customer.
His voice was so low and raspy. Either he was tired or he was holding back his voice. Lee leveled his voice as low as possible to match his customer, hoping the customer will hear them.
"Of course we can! Can I confirm your name and address first?" Lee typed in the order while resting the receiver on his shoulder. There were more indistinct whispers and rattling sounds.
"Mm... Na-Naruto, at the Suna hotel room number 3769. Aah..."
Lee's fingers stopped instantly. The sound of muffled sighs could be heard from his customers. Even the sound of rattling continues to haunt his hearing.
"O-Okay. I'll make a note of it first. Can you tell me what the order is? Lee widened his eyes. His fingers trembled.
"Mnh... Two ch-ahh-chick-ken sp-spicy--nnh... one spa-spaghetti... and two fries- mmnn..."
Lee furrowed his brow.
"I'm sorry, sir. Can you repeat the order?"
Silence.
Soon the sound of falling and screaming could be heard from the direction of the customers. Lee widened his eyes.
"Si-sir?! He-hello!?"
The rustling was heard again. Strange sounds intrude their way into his eardrums. Sometimes a whimper, sometimes a scream.
Soon the rustling resumed and the customer's growl buzzed low, "He-hello... S-sorry ya-aaAHH!"
The customer swore harshly. But not long after, there was the sound of slapping, and shouting. Lee's mind was racing again.
A constant sound greets his ear. The accompaniment of heavy sighs and wet splashes sounds like an orchestra. It sounds faster, and it also slows down.
Lee knew. He knows this situation very well.
He swallowed coarse saliva, cold sweat running down his neck. His breathing became labored and ragged. He had to confirm it again.
This was not the usual state of his customers.
"W-well. I think I heard it a little bit. Let me repeat it. Two spicy chicken, one spaghetti, and two fries. For the chicken, will you order wings, thighs, or breasts?"
"B-brea-nnaahh! DON’T TOUCH MY BREAST! Ah! Nnh!"
"So-so?"
"N-nipple-" fwop. fwop.
"Yes?" Lee gulped.
"T-thigh! Hhhnggghh..." fwop. fwop. fwop.
Sound after sound broke out. Lee couldn't decide whether to focus on the panting of the customers or the loud clapping of meat against meat.
"Okay. Two thighs for the spicy chicken. Is there anything el-"
"No, no! No a-aaahh! Ah, ah, ! Mmnnhh... Sas'ke...," The heavy baritone echoed softly.
The sound of clapping became clearer. Moans and growls became one. Even Lee's presence was momentarily forgotten.
Lee's body trembled violently. His face turned red. He knew his current situation was like the movie he watched last night. Lee desperately tried not to gasp.
A tap on the shoulder woke Lee up from his shock. Neji and Tenten looked worriedly at Lee who looked panicked. He put away the receiver that was still sounding noisy.
Lee's face looked very serious. Neji and Tenten looked at each other, then noticed the strange movements of their friend. It wasn't once or twice that Lee had gotten strange customers, but this time it was unusual for Lee to be shaking so much.
'Something is wrong,' both of them thought.
Lee's mouth opened wide. His round eyes widened even more. Neji was afraid that his eyeballs would jump out. Lee's mouth began to move. He spelled out the words silently.
Both Neji and Tenten's contrasting eyes . 'Kid-nap-ping.'
Neji covered his mouth to hold back a scream. Tenten shook her head in disbelief.
Lee nodded reassuringly.
He was certain that what he heard was a kidnapping case. The address and name of the kidnapper had been recorded by his memory as well as Konoha's automatic recording device. Evidence was in hand, action needed to be taken immediately.
The rattling and sighing must have been due to the kidnapper, let's call him Sasuke, pointing a gun at the victim. I don't know what weapon was drawn. It could be a gun, a knife or a long fat stick.
The movie he watched with Neji last night made his detective instincts sharpen. He had long hoped for a shocking turn of events in his work. He wanted to play the role of a detective who rescues victims in times of trouble. Just like his favorite detective who shouted slogans like, 'Now is the time for Detective Lee!’
Lee smiled. No, no. He had to solve the case in front of him first.
"...he-hello?"
The victim whimpered softly. Lee pressed his ear even more against the receiver. Preparing to hear more of what was happening there. His mind palace was ready to work.
"Please excuse me for a moment. Would you like some cheese or barbeque sauce-"
"No, no!"
"Would you like to purchase the SasuNaru drama CD bonus package for a price-"
"Hnnggh! S-Stop-Sa-Sasuke!"
"Do you need more help-"
"NO! AH! AH! AAAHH! Too fast! Don't! Sasu-there! Oh my God!"
Jackpot!
Lee got a full picture of what was happening there. He saw that Neji had already called the police and Tenten was pulling Guy who came stumbling in. The atmosphere was tense in the cubicle. The four of them seemed to have telepathy.
This was exactly what Lee had been looking for. A partnership between coworkers full of youthful vigor.
"Okay. Thank you for the order. The total amount is 1000 yen. The order will be delivered within ten minutes," Lee said firmly.
"Y-yesss..."
"We'll rescue you soon," Lee ended.
"E-eh?" The phone line is disconnected.
Grabbing long black jacket, Lee ran to the door. Neji followed behind him. Acting like a wordless detective-assistant.
"The police will be searching Suna's hotel in five minutes. We need to take a quick look, Lee," Neji informed him as he slipped on his white jacket. Lee nodded firmly. The two got on Konoha Fried Chicken's delivery bike. Neji rode, Lee in the back seat.
"Lee! Neji!"
Guy, gasping to breath, stood at the back door. Tenten wiped away her tears. She took two or three pictures to preserve her memories. Hinata looked confused as everyone was at the back door.
"I'm proud of you."
A big thumb pointed at the two would-be detectives. Neji nodded in return and two thumbs up from Lee. The roar of the motorcycle split the silence of the night. Leaving two young men to uphold justice.
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"I. Hate. You. All. My. Life."
Naruto hissed with death. Sasuke rolled his eyes while taking a sip of hot black coffee.
Both of them had changed hotels due to 'problems' at the previous hotel. The word 'kicked out' was not appropriate for an Uchiha, so 'move' was more appropriate for him.
Yes, Uchiha Sasuke and Uchiha Naruto were forced to move to the opposite hotel just because of the Uchiha heir's crazy idea. After the phone line is disconnected, Sasuke attacked his husband's body more and more mercilessly. In, out. In, out. Relentlessly pounding his ass like it's begging for attention.
Screams and moans were no doubt shouted by the overwhelmed Naruto. The rush of lust had been holding him back ever since he dialed the active number of the delivery message. Plus the thought of the operator on the other side overhearing what should be a private sexual activity.
Strangely, it was precisely the image of other people enjoying their sex, that made Naruto's manhood stiffen even more. He was probably as mad as his husband who was now laughing lowly.
"Don't you like it, Naruto? Our activities were heard by an unknown person. They must know how my dick enters your body relentlessly. They imagines how your body is jerking. They guessed how you moaned for more to be fucked more roughly."
"Ah! Aaah! Aaaahhh!!!! S-STOP!"
Unfortunately his husband wouldn't stop. A haze of lust obscured Naruto's vision. Tired of fighting, Naruto responded to his husband's quick movements by gripping his husband's manhood tightly. His rectal muscles massaging furiously, Sasuke moaned in pleasure.
The weight on Naruto's back instantly increased. His husband hugged his body tightly and his free hand reached for his stiffening manhood. Those big white hands went up and down. Sometimes grasping too hard to get the rectal muscles working again.
"You're crazy, Sasukeee! Mmhhnn! What if the operator reported you to the poli-hnnaahhh!"
"Reporting for what? Because I'm pounding my husband's body? Because I'm abusing my husband who acts like a porn star?" chuckled Sasuke as he slapped his husband's ass cheeks. Naruto gasped.
"Besides, if the police come, it would be better to open-"
"DON'T MOVE!"
The married couple stopped what they were doing. Sasuke turned his head towards the locked door, Naruto widened in horror.
"You're surrounded! Put down your weapons and surrender! If you want to cooperate, then open the door!"
Sasuke still silently watched the door to the room. Not moving from his position still joined to his husband body. A smirk appeared on his lips.
"Sa-Sasuk-HYAA!"
Sasuke quickened the pace of his movements. Adrenaline and endorphins worked faster. Sasuke went crazy, Naruto agonized.
A little more, a little more.
Naruto looked up at him from his position against the pillow. The red lips he had bitten down to red, opened to speak.
'Asshole.'
Not long after, the door burst open.
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Naruto once again laments his fate.
The experience of having sex witnessed by more than five people is not uncommon. Underline the people here are the police and the hotel bellboy. Naruto does like to seek attention. But when it comes to sex, of course he prefers privacy.
He cursed his husband's fetish for exhibitionism.
Naruto intends to burn down his husband's fetish collection. He even plans to overthrow the management that produced the cursing video.
"Are you angry?"
Sasuke's question made Naruto's blood boil even more. "YOU THINK?"
His husband's shoulders lifted. He put down the coffee cup and stood up from his chair. Walked towards Naruto who was lying down and then trapped him.
"I think you like it. The proof is that you clamped my dick harder. You also cum more than usual-"
"AAH SHUT UP! Don't talk about me! I'm talking about your fucking fetish!"
Sasuke sniffed the scent of his husband. Kissing lightly behind his ears, neck and jaw. Naruto cursed his writhing reflexes.
"I'm not going to apologize. I liked the sensation anyway," Sasuke grinned. He pecked his cheeks, nose and lips affectionately.
Naruto was very weak with affection like he did. Sasuke was very familiar with Naruto's weak points. At least that method is very effective in handling his husband's anger.
"Mmnh... T-then what did you do with that operator? You didn't tell the manager to fire him, did you?" Naruto pulled away when Sasuke began to kiss him deeply. Sasuke followed suit and moved to stroke his tan thigh.
"Hn. No, I didn't. I just gave them a tip." Naruto blinked in confusion.
"Huh? Why is that?" asked Naruto in surprise. He wrapped his arms around his husband's neck and brought him on top of him.
Sasuke leaned his cheek against Naruto's chest. Still with thigh stroking activities. Naruto's husband also said, "Because I returned the favor for their important role yesterday."
"Important?"
Blonde eyebrows furrowed in surprise.
A pale forefinger wrote the spelling on his chest. Word after word traced the fibers of the fabric of the shirt he was wearing. There was a strange sensation from the line of the finger towards his crotch. Naruto almost moaned in pleasure.
When his husband's lips smirked, he widened in horror.
Naughty call.
Naruto grabbed his husband's black hair vigorously. Never mind that he was clawing.
The buzzing sound of the phone rang out. Naruto's smartphone rang cheerfully, making Sasuke chuckle softly.
"Ah! Hello, Itachi! What's wrong?"
Sasuke's black eyebrows furrowed further. If his husband had a conversation with his brother, it would certainly take a long time to finish.
Not accepting being ignored, Sasuke fell silent. Not for long, his eyebrows raised. An idea crossed his mind.
He pulled down Naruto's orange boxer briefs quickly. There was a gasp in his husband's voice. Sasuke spread his tan legs wide. Deliberately, flicking the tip of the cock. His husband's right leg moved reflexively in surprise.
Naruto was still returning his brother-in-law's call with a flushed face. The glint in those bright blue eyes displayed a message of death. Of course, Sasuke ignored it.
When else would he be able to perform his fetish with his brother as his partner in crime?
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