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the batter woke up. it was morning.
pomni was awake. "hi batter"
"hi pomni"
they stared at each other for a while. "I think the creator of our universe has run out of ideas" said pomni
"LETS GO HIKING" said the batter.
but they would need things if they wanted hiking.
"I think we will need a tissues" ellery finch said. he shows up whenever something interesting happens.
fan inanimate insanity came!!!!!
"INANIMATE INSANITY REFERENCE??"
"where the hell did you come from" said everyone. Including panel
they continued to get ready for they hike.
"can we bring a chocolate bar" said pomni. they still had candies from hallaween.
"EXTRAORDINARILY EXCELLENT ENTITIES REFERENCE??"
nobody wanted fan there to shout reference. but they couldn't do anything.
"where will we be hiking anyway..." said poing
"mount everest 2, seattle, USA, 38474727373748948 city avenue" said ellery finchs.
"SEATTLE??? BATTLE FOR THE MONEY ISLAND???"
"oh my god please go away" elliot birds
fan didn't go away.
so they continued to get they hiking ready.
"okay guys we are going to mount everyest 2... grab your backpacks so we can hike" battttter
"LIAM????????????????????????? CHEESYHFJ ONE?????????????????????????????????" fan screamed. and then he started coughing because he screamed too loud.
"hi I'm liam" said some guy named liam. "please make this quick so I can go back to looking at my stocks"I don't think this is the right liam
"I think fan is dying" said pomni
"ehh who cares" batter said.
"I certainly don't" said liam not the one from Oawesome N' cool Eacronym but a different one
so then they went to seattle to go to mount everest 2.
at the mountain everestathon 2 was wilt fhfif.
the commentary man: "fhfif is an awful fucking acronym"
"hey guys I am trying to make a basketball goal in the basket that is on top of the mountain." said wilt
"why" said poniey.
"because I wanted to. sorry. is that okay?"
"yeah we don't really care." said ellery
so off they went! up the moutain! They went
it was...... so cold.....
"why are you guys doing this" said allan who was passing by on his way to work.
"we are going to the top" said batter
the commentary man: "allan why are you here. the smiling friend aren't in seattle go away"
"ok"
allan disappeared into the voids.
and then they continue't.....
it was many long long minutes they climbed.
"OH MY GOSH A BASKETBALL! THIS IS A BFDI???' REFERENCE?????"
"oh my god WHY are you alive" ellery was tired of fan's shit
"clover gave me some of her luck!!!"
then they noticed fan was actually holding a basketball covered in the snows. everyone forgot wilt existed so they let fan keep it.
it was cold cold cold
eventually they came across an abandoned cabin in the snow...
"IS THIS AN ESCAPE FROM ABJECT REALITY REFERENCE"
"nobody knows what that is fan" said ellery
"oh. well it's a comic about--"
they wanted to go into the mysterious abandoned cabin for warmth.. But locked
it was cold cold cold so they had to get in
"it's cold cold cold" said ice cube bfdi.
fan approached and ice cubes ran away forever.
how were the they going to get in the cabinet...I meant to type cabin not cabinet but I won't fix the typo because it's funny
STEVE MINECRACT!!!!!
"do you need to enter this cabins" said teven
"yeah" said everyone because it was cold cold cold.
"hit the door with a hammer until it falls" was the Steve
everyone could tell what fan was going to do now that an object was mentioned...
"shut up fan" said everyone
"but it has 3D ANIMATION!! it's only on the first episode but it's so cool"
so the batter took out a bathammer and knocked the door down. inside was...
31 minutos
"mysterious cabins in a mountain are good for the environment" said tulio
"are you sure about that" juan carlos bodoque disagreed
"I DONT THINK IT MATTER GUYS THEY ARE BREAKING IN" said juanin
"I think we should leave" said Steve.
so they left into the cold cold cold...
they hiked into the mountain.
later in the sky were the MYSTERIOUS flying objects....
"do you think they are in a contest for millions of thousands" said fan
"is referencing object shows the only thing you do" said pomni
"well, in a canonical sense, no. but we are only exaggerated versions of our main traits in this foolish world" said fan
the commentary man: "can you guys stop randomly talking like that"
everyone agreed
BUT THE ALIENS WERE HERE!!!!
"Marvin sir can you please stop trying to destroy earth. i want to take it over" said commander peepers
"No" said marvin
"omg what are we going to do!! we don't have potato salad to save us this time" said pomni
"idk" said Steve Micecraft
it seemed as though this was the end....
"I have potato salad!" said clover inanimateinsanity who was there now. "I always keep a handful in my pocket for good luck."
"what the fuck"
clover gave the potato slad to marvin who left joyously.
but peepers was still there... WITH LORD HATER!!!!
"if we put my flag on the top of this mountain the planet will be ours" said lord hater
so they started going to the top of the mountain. everyone else chased then.
"hey guys" wilt fhfif was there now
the commentary man: "omg fhfif and woy are together is this the Craig mccracken characters reunioun😂😂😂"
everyone ignores the commentary mans
"have you guys seen my basketball"
"I have" said fan. "but I was starting to think it was basketball bfdi"
wilt got his basketball. Yay.
and then they were at the top of the mountain Everest 222-22-22..... but the basketball hoop was there
Wilt made a really awesome touchdown and scored 1000000000000 coins
"oh what the fuck! I can't conquer this planet with this basketballs game in the way" the lord hater and friends left......
well what do we do now" said poanian.
"find the way back down" said ellery
it was a long way down and it was cold cold cold.
but then they found a hole in the mountain...
MOUNT EVEREST 2 WAS SECRETLY A ACTIVE VOLCANO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
all the snow that was there melted at the reveal. the basketball hoop fell :(
"hahahahahahaah lava. is this an inanimate insanity-"
fan got punched directly into the afterlife.
the commentary man: "this is so sad... if fan was here he would say..."
the commentary man: "this really is a love of the s*n moment"
everyone stared at the commentary man for doing the crime of object show refernce. This should not have been physically possible as he is invisible.
"LAVA!!!!" pony screamed and they all ran down the hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot mountain volcano.
SEATTLE WAS DESTROYED.
as everyone looked at the infinite cobblestoned remains, nobody knew what to do.
"MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!!!!" screamed liam the average man not liam the object.
at the sight of a person named liam, fan was revived.
"hhhahahahahahah.... ONE....."
"fan how are we supposed to save seattle."
"uhh make the best pizza. and win the challenge." said fan.
this didn't help anyone
"I know what to do" said Steve Minecraft
"what" said the batter
"ligma........ balls"
seattle was healed and everyone was happy.
"my house is back!"
"my car is back!"
"ACTIVE VILCANO!!!!"
"I love seattle'"
all happy words of the seattle residents
pomni and batter and ellery and fan all went back to the bathouse of batter and batpomni
"that was fun where should we hike next." said fan
"I never want to go on a mountain again" said elley, who's hair was burnt and frostbirnt.
"hey wait a minute you guys don't live here" said pomni.
"here comes the sun" said panel. the sun came and took them out of the house
everyone was happy again. The end.