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The outside wind blew colder as the season changed from fall to winter, Thoma scared out the window. He was sure if he went out there alone, he'd freeze to death and never be found again.
He continued to stare outside the semi-fogged up window in a daze when a warm hand was placed on his shoulder. Thoma's back tingled then looked back with a sigh, he could already guess what the reason was.
He looked up to see Tsukimi, they had an exhausted expression.
'Tch, I should not have even bothered relaxing today' Thoma thought to himself then let out a deep sigh.
"what" Thoma exclaimed without any excitement in his tone or face.
Tsukimi's purple eyes eyed him up and down, they're white eyebrows creased, and they folded their arms.
"Well, what are you waiting for? Get up! We don't have all day and by the time we get there-"
Tsukimi licked their lips "well let's hope one isn't already on the ground bleeding" Tsukimi said with a panicked tone.
Tsukimi is crazy but calm at the same time, but when it comes to those two. Well... even Tsukimi gets a little stressed sometimes.
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"What do you mean 'Get out of my kitchen'?" Mimikyu exclaimed in annoyance, both her hands were her hips, and her head was slightly tilted while she scowled.
Shae smirked slightly and whipped her hands from the cooking flour with a hand towel.
Her back was turned to Mimikyu.
From the back, Shae had long black hair and when she turned around it revealed a pink towel that she wore.
Normally just wearing a pink towel would make people around stare, but for the guild it was a normal occurrence for Shae to just wear her towel, so none of them minded all too much.
"Well, aren't you going to say anything??" Mimikyu demanded Shae, but Shae acted as if Mimkyu wasn't there and kept whipping her hands while humming.
'Huh-' Mimikyu's eye started to twitch, and she was about to get busy when Thoma and Tsukimi rushed through the double kitchen doors.
Shae stopped humming and raised her head to hear what was going on behind her but did not turn back.
"Now wait a minute" Thoma tried to raise his voice without sounding like he was ordering them.
'He's not going to have a fun time today' Shae thought to herself.
"Listen Mimi, you don't have to- ohohh-" Thoma wasn't able to get his full sentence out before Mimikyu rushed over to him, lifted Thoma up and threw him outside the kitchen doors.
Shea turned her head.
Tsukimi's body gitterned at the sudden flash, she looked to the side with their eyes then slowly turned to look at Mimikyu who was next to them.
Tsukimi stayed quiet and silently sighed. 'Thank goodness It was Thoma and not me today' she thought to themself.
Mimikyu was annoyed AND pissed now.
She started walking to where she threw Thoma, a smiled creeped up on to her face "Who do You think you are little boy?".
After whipping her hands Shae made her way over to Tsukimi. "Looks like its Thoma who's going to get beat up again".
Tsukimi only replied with a sigh then spoke "yup".
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Outside the kitchen the guild members crowded over Mimikyu and Thoma, those two had been going at it.
Some of Mimikyu's long navy hair was near Thoma's face "Hurry up and repeat what you said to me boy!" Mimikyu shouted at the blonde-haired boy whose hands were covering his ears, trying not to have them burst by her shouting.
"Arug I- I don't know what you want me to sayyy!!" he shouts in a grunt of pain, "what do you mean 'I don't know what to say' you're the one who dare to tell me what to do" she grumbles to him.
Mimikyu gets close to his ear "listen, you're not going to tell me what to do, I eat boys like you for breakfast, lunch and dinner. And that's including snack time" she says in an all most endearing tone.
'What-' Thoma thinks to himself. 'Isn't she mad at me-? Why does she sound like Shes having fun torturing m-' he's once again interrupted, but from his thoughts.
Mimikyu squeezed his hair more and Thoma thought he just might go bald.
Thoma's squinted. With a deep breath he found the courage to reply "I- I didn't say anything wrong".
Mimikyu mouth went into a half smile "That's not what you said". Mimikyu wasn't letting him stand up.
The room was bustling with the guild chatter about who to bid for, or who's going to win. Though many already knew what the outcome would be if they fought for real.
It was Wyvern speaking up that made the room go silent.
"Are you in a bad mood today, Mimi?" Wyvern asked confidently. Many thought Wyvern was a tree of some sort, mainly because she seemed to connect with trees the most.
But she liked coffee.
Mimikyu looked up from pulling Thma's hair out.
It was feind who poke next. "Do that anymore Mimi, and he'll turn into Caillou" Fiend sarcastically said.
Thoma replied desperately "If you think she's going to make me bald, then you could at least help me fiend".
Fiend thought about it for a minute then just smiled, placing his hand on his chin and looking up at Mimikyu "No-.... it looks like you can manage"
Mimikyu smiled at feinds reply and turned to Thoma "sorry, looks like there's no one who can save you". Thoma's eyes widened, and a shiver went down his spin, he just right about passed out.
He looked up at Mimikyu and thought 'Shes going to really kill me isn't she-'.
Mimikyu then turned to Wyvern and let go of Thoma's hair, stood up Stright and calmly spoke "And to answer your question, no. I'm not mad. I'm in an overly good today. Why do you ask?"
The room went even more silent now.
"HUH" They all said in unison.
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Mimikyu lifted her spoon from her cereal "humph, why is everyone mad at me now?? What did I do?" she grumbled and took a bite.
Thoma was sitting down next to her and holding an ice pack to his face.
"It's- well- it's not about you doing anything Persey-, it's about you are appearing mad then you are not actually being mad" Misa answered Mimikyu. Misa tried answering it without it sounding bad.
Misa had short silver hair and sat across from Mimikyu.
A chuckling could heard getting closer to the table of friends.
"Oh no need to make it sound nice Misa, just tell Mimi straight out its cause her mood shifts and changes" Fiend replied without hesitation, he was holding his food in his hands.
Shae who was walking beside him with her own food smiled and turned to Fiend.
"Fiend... we're going to have a little talk if you don't shut your mouth"
Fiend's smile went down as he looked at Shae and sighed. "Tch, Fine".
Mimikyu took the opportunity "That's right fiend, it's best if you quiet yourself down before you get into an accident, and by 'accident' I mean one where you won't be able to speak anymore. Got that?" She said then took another spoonful of cereal.
Fiend's eyes widened, he stressed his Armout and pointed to Mimikyu "What- did no one else see that?? Hell hear that??" he said in panic and looked around the table, his friends- well- could he call them that by the way they are acting now??? Some were looking up at the ceiling, the ground, the air.
"You guys saw that right??!"
"Wa-what-? oh-oh Fiend what are you talking about??" Kuo who was once looking up replied to Fiend.
Fiend grumbled in his seat and whispered to himself "traitors. traitors all of you" his face scowled.
Just then the guild master Xeno rushed in and headed straight for their table "what's going on? I had to finish my mission early because I heard there was a fight again??" he said while looking around the guild hall.
Thats when LadyZ, who had been quietly listening to her friends bantering, quickly stood up and came up with an excuse "N-no!"
Xeno turned his head from scanning the room and to ladyZ. "No??" he repeated her answer.
LadyZ eyes flickered around the room then looked at her friends, her eyes pleading for one of them to give her ideas on an excuse to give. "Well-" she started off, but Wyvern saw her struggle and quickly took the lead.
"Thats right! Well----" Wyvern started holding her hands together "You see guild master; we were playing a small game this morning" Wyvern said with pride.
The rest of the group hummed in agreement. Misa chimed in "That's right Xeno, we were out playing a game offf..." "Freeze tag!!" Thoma finished her sentence.
Thoma's inclement made Xeno look at him whcih got the guild master attention to Thoma's face.
Xeno's brows creased "What happened to your face Thoma"
Mimikyu quickly glared at Thoma 'I knew I should have really killed him'.
Thoma gulped, he dared to not look to his side, he could feel Mimikyu glaring at him, so he chose to try to ignore her presence for now and just answer their guild master.
"Well, we were-" he then quickly looked at their table to find his drink and only after taking a sip he then finished his sentence "I was having sun a fun time, I slipped you see, then fell... oh- and mimikyu fell on my face"
His friends at the table mentally slapped their faces.
"...." Xeno took a glance at Mimikyu and then back to Thoma "Are you telling me... Mimikyu bumped into your face so hard.,. you got a whole bruise...?" Xeno eyebrows raised in disbelief, but Thoma smiled with confidence.
"That's exactly its guild master"
'I'm going to really kill him" Mimikyu kept thinking to herself while starring down at the table.
Kuo noticed the tension and took over and started 'hmm' which got the group humming in agreement again in unison while they smiled.
Mimikyu sighed 'Its best I play along'.
She huffed "Thats right guild master, we were all just playing a small game with one another" Mimikyu finally added to the conversation.
Xenos brow raised "Hmmm and I suppose this game you all played was so enjoyable you all got of hand?"
The group of friends looked at one another. They were confused, what did their guild master mean by that they all wondered.
Xeno sighed, "there are multiple reports of you all got out of hand this morning"
"Multiple reports?" Shae asked reluctantly "...Of what?"
Xeno chuckled. "Didn't I say it already? It is of you all getting out of hand"
Mimikyu stammered "But guild master we told y-"
"And you all lied" Xeno said sternly and the group of younglings got quiet. Xeno sighed and closed his eyes; he puts his hand on his temple and massages it.
"I get reports on what goes down when I'm not here, you all know this." he says in an exhausted tone.
The guild master had been out visiting another guild, something about how two of the other guild leaders looked eerily similar to one another but they figured it was nothing, so the group of friends didn't bother listening to that meeting. Well except for Shae.
And the person Xeno left in charge was Shae.
Xeno looked up and stared at Shae. "Shae... why am I getting reports that you all are going crazy and are running ramped... He turns to look at Mimikyu. Especially you Mimikyu.
'oh'
Suppose she was doing what she wanted these days, but Shae never corrected her.
Shae looked at Mimikyu then to the guild master "Xeno, I let them become rambunctious, it's my fault" Misa looked up at Shae "No it's my fault", Kuo also spoke that it was her fault to. Sooner or later, it was all the friends saying it should be them to blame.
Except for one.
Feind mumbled "If you all think it's your fault that's great, but don't go passing it around and giving it to the next person, I am not to blame" he said with his hand under his chin.
Kuo jabbed fiend in the side and glared at him. He swallowed the extra saliva in his mouth and stood up "What I meant to say was- I too, am at fault".
Xeno looked at Fiend and cringed "c'mon now Fiend, I know you were forced to say that"
"Tch, do you people think that low of me??" he asked while closing his eyes, and putting a hand over his chest as if he was hurt by the callout.
Fiend opened one eyes to find his friends staring at him in disgust and in a "oh stand up" way.
He stands up Staight "Tch, sure I wassss forced to say that last bit and all but I do agree, Shae isn't all blame here" he replies while standing up proud.
Xeno smiles "Does this mean you don't think Shae is the blame for all of your misbehaviors?"
"Thats right, in fact- were all to blame"
The group 'hmm' in agreement.
'Gosh if they keep humming like that, there going to make me convinced they belong on those alpha male videos' Fiend thought to himself.
"Very well, then you shall all receive punishment" Xeno finally said.
The group automatically replies "HMMMMM"
Then a "WAIT WHAT-".