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You're just like me?

Summary:

"Well, shit." Peter huffed, his young voice sounding strange, saying this word.

Peter ran out of the bathroom, scrambling to his bedroom door. He could hear the Avengers in the elevator, about to get on his floor. He locked the door manually, and then went to grab a bookcase to put in front of it. He grabbed the bottom, knowing well that it wouldn't take much effort to lift it. He pulled and...it didn't budge. Peter frowned, and then tugged harder when he heared them get off on his floor.

Peter gave up on lifting it, and instead ran to the wall, intending to hide in the corner of the room. He put his hands on the wall and jumped up.

He fell on his ass.

-OR-

The Avengers are fighting a wizard in Central Park, when he casts a spell on them, reverting their ages to when they lost their virginity. Each day one of the Avengers had to stay at that age. Everyone thought it was so funny, not noticing how two members went pale.

(COMPLETED, BUT IN THE PROCESS OF RE-WRITING)

Notes:

Here's some backup: Civil War happened, but it was resolved before Cap decided to fight with Tony in Siberia. Infinity Saga doesn't exist. The tower isn't sold bc I said so *shrugs*.

(I am probably going to update multiple times a week)

Chapter 1: The crazy, purple wizard.

Chapter Text

Peter was sitting in class when his spider-senses went off. He turned around, looking for what set them off, when he noticed MJ trying to show him something on her phone. Peter discreetly grabbed the phone, looking at what is on the screen.

"BREAKING NEWS: AVENGERS FIGHTING RAGING WIZARD IN CENTRAL PARK". Peter swallowed, then gave the phone back to MJ. Peter raised his hand, and was called on by the Mr. Harrington.

"Sir? Can I use the bathroom?" Peter said, trying to ignore the snickers and whispers Flash and his friends were making. Mr. Harrington sighed, looking resigned as he gestured out the door. Peter grabbed his bag and tried not to run out of the classroom.

Peter rushed to his locker, and lifted them, revealing his extra Spider-man suit Tony made for emergencies. His other one was at the Tower, getting repaired from when he ripped it during patrol. Peter rushed out of school, trying to find a nearby alley to change in. He webbed up his backpack, and, clad in his black and red Spider-man suit, swung towards Central Park.

When he arrived he saw most of the Avengers fighting some weird guy in purple robes. He had some sort of force field around him, preventing anybody from attacking him, while also shooting beams at the buildings surrounding the park. Peter saw Tony, and asked Karen to connect him to the Avenger's comms.

"Mr. Stark!" Peter exclaimed when he was connected.

"Kid? What are you doing here; you should be at school." Tony said, turning towards where Peter sat.

"Oh, didn't you hear? School is cancelled because there's some crazy-ass wizard trying to beat up the Avengers."

"Language." Another voice intergected on the comms

"Hey 'Cap, how's it going?" Peter addressed the person.

"Not so good, we could use some help evacuating the civillians."

"That sounds like a job for a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man", Peter said, swinging towards where some people were hiding.

"We need to - AGHH!" Tony yelled as the wizard sent off a huge blast, spreading out towards them. Peter shielded the few civilians near him with his body, all the while watching the chaos ensue. All of the Avengers fighting were hit, but luckily it seemed like they were fine, just knocked over. Peter was unsettled however, his Spider-Senses buzzing in the back of his head.

In setting off that blast, the wizard must have used most of his energy, his force field flickering out. Peter quickly ushered the people hiding behind him in a safe direction, and swung over to join where the rest of the Avengers were standing. They surrounded the wizard, who was unconsious.

"Is everybody alright?" Captain America asked, giving a once-over glance for all of them.

"Peachy-keen, Cap" Peter responded, satuting Captain America in the process.

Tony had his mask up, so Peter could see him roll his eyes. "Alright everyone, let's take this guy to the Tower, where we can question him." Thor, who was standing nearby, picked up the wizard, holding him bridal-style.

Peter pulled off his Spider-Man glove (Tony decided that the hands should also be detachable), and checked the watch he kept underneath it. He sighed, seeing that school was already over, meaning he missed his test last-period. Peter followed the Avengers to the Tower, where he had been staying for the past 3 months. May was a military nurse, so she had to get moved to California, where there was a big base that needed her. Tony offered for Peter to stay at the Tower until she was retired, which is in another 1 1/2 years. The Avengers all knew about Spider-Man, and though a few of them were concerned about Peter's age, they mostly just stayed quiet and welcomed him to the team.

They walked into the entrance of the Tower, and all Peter could think of was the buzzing in his head, almost like a warning of something in the future.