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It was early in the morning when both Oswald and Ortensia had decided to wake, the new day being an opportunity for the two to get out of the house, have some fun for a bit, and of course be in the presence of their friend who they had invited the week prior. A planned picnic just between the three of them, they knew just the perfect spot so all that was there to do was make sure their kids had someone to care for them and to go to the spot itself. The black bunny had taken it upon himself to call up someone close to tend to his and his wife's kids. Ortensia trusted her husband’s judgment enough as to not request anyone specific, she knew he'd never intentionally endanger the little ones. This knowledge was absolutely correct, while looking out the window past baby blue covered curtains a red car pulled into the driveway. Stepping out of the driver's seat stood a black mouse with peachy white fur on his face wearing his usual attire of yellow shoes with red shorts, big white buttons on them being the only thing keeping them up.

"Mickey's here!" Ortensia called out at the sight of the mouse.

Hearing the call Oswald poked his head out of the kitchen doorway slightly, his protruding ears being the most noticeable thing as he remarked "huh? Already?"

Ortensia gave a nod "mhm"

Through the window she saw Mickey curiously walking over to the passenger side and opening the door. Much to the feline’s delight coming out the car there was the love of Mickey’s life, Minnie. After grabbing her purse the female mouse fashioned it over her shoulder and gave Mickey a kiss on the cheek for the kind gesture and loving act.

"Oh he brought along Minnie around too" Ortensia exclaimed with glee. She gave a smile seeing the mouse kiss Minnie back, she was happy to see not only that her kids would be in great hands but also because of Mickey’s usual selflessness. It reminded her of her younger years with her husband, she let out a sigh and groaned "oh... I remember when you used to do that for me"

"Huh? I still open doors for you?" Oswald pointed out, his tone slightly worried on what she meant.

"Well I mean, yeah of course I know you do, it's just..." Ortensia sighed again "oh, you don't understand, the novelty is gone you know?”

Oswald shrugged "alright, well just so ya know-" the rabbit slid over to his wife, making sure not to startle her as he slowly wrapped his arms around her from behind and giving her a small squeeze "–I don't intend to stop anytime soon, I'll always make sure to treat you like the queen you are"

Ortensia pressed back against her husband and kissed him on the cheek. The hug making her purr "mmm, I'll make sure to treat you like the king you are then"

"Oh come on, you already spoil me enough as is" Oswald remarked with a smile as he nuzzled into the crook of her neck.

The two held that position for a few seconds, neither wanting to break away and instead just hear the other’s breath. All good things had to come to an end, however, abruptly they were interrupted by a certain mouse knocking at the window they were behind. Both opened their eyes and looked to see Mickey and Minnie giving them a cheeky grin.

"Heya fellas, you gonna open the door for us? Or what?," Mickey asked.

Minnie stood behind her boyfriend and gave the married couple a wave "seems like you two lovebirds didn't even notice us here, how adorable”

"Whoops," Oswald blushed, his face flashing inverse colors. Composing himself he hesitantly let go of his wife and walked over to the door, swinging it open for them with an apologetic expression "sorry about that Mick, come on in"

"Oh it's no problem Ozzy" Mickey dismissed "as you can see I also brought Minnie along, hope that's not too much of a problem"

Ortensia smirked "it would of been a problem if you didn't, she's been your girlfriend longer than me and Ozzie have been married" getting close to Minnie she covered her mouth with her hand and whispered to the mouse, words being reserved for only them "any progress on the ring situation?" She asked.

Minnie lowered her voice and shook her head "sadly no, he hasn't even talked about marriage yet”

Ortensia frowned, putting an arm around the mouse she patted her back "you know, you don't have to wait for him to break the question himself right? I asked Oswald to marry me because he was too flustered to ask me himself, you can do the same? Mickey is a great guy and I'm sure he's just too nervous to actually ask, you've been together for so long it's impossible for him to not want to marry you"

"Maybe you're right, he is the perfect man and it does sound like him to not be so bold…" Minnie looked over to see Mickey talking to his brother, Oswald going over important things when it came to his precious bundles of joy. The rabbit was listing off all of his kid's likes, dislikes, who required more attention or care than others, and even medication for those baby buns that had an illness or something of the like. Minnie couldn't help but imagine Mickey himself as a parent seeing the attentive mouse nod his head and take notes "I'm sure he'd be a great father too”

"If he's anything like his brother, then he'll be the best" Ortensia added while looking at her husband.

"–and that covers the need to knows - oh wait! Jr #372 has night terrors so you gotta make sure that if he takes a nap you get his weighted blanket, it's kept in the closet in our room on the top shelf next to a blue box" Oswald lowered his voice and spoke in more serious tone "and for the love of Iwerks, do NOT open that box ya hear me!?”

"Uh…What's in the box?"

"Youuuu don't wanna know..." Oswald trailed off, his face flashing black as he dodged his brother’s question.

Ortensia couldn't help but giggle as the rabbit gave special instructions. Whispering to Minnie once more she explained "that box is where we keep the toys we use in the bedroom”

Minnie blushed and covered her mouth "oh my!" She looked over at Ortensia, unsure how to respond.

With one last snicker the cat cleared her throat to address her husband. The fluster on his face fading "Honey, did you pack the food?"

"Yup! Sure did!" Oswald exclaimed. The rabbit hopped into the kitchen fetching the picnic basket he made up. The relatively small wicker basket holding a lot more than would logically fit in there although the buck was capable of lifting it up and pointing at it "all set and ready to go"

"Uhh, where's the kiddos if you don't mind me asking?" Mickey questioned, looking around the house was oddly calm for a place that held 420 children all under one roof 

"Oh right!” Oswald snapped his fingers “They are all sleeping lemme wake em up so they don't panic when they see we're gone” putting his fingers in his mouth, the buck puffed out his chest and blew making a loud whistle call "oh kids! Your uncle is here!"

The entire building rumbled as the bunnies poked their heads out of their rooms to check on the commotion. Speaking in sync Mickey and Minnie felt their bodies shake from the soundwaves that left the married couple unphased, Oswald and Ortensia used to the hundred voices shouting in unison.

“Uncle Felix!?”

"No, my actual brother" Oswald corrected.

"Uncle Julius!?"

"No… my younger brother"

"Uncle Flip!?"

"..." Oswald sighed and put his hand to his face. Out of the corner of his eye he could see the mouse covering his own, doing his best to hold back a laugh. With a small growl he swallowed his pride and bit the bullet "The brother who's popular…”

With the clarification being made all the little bunny kids poured out into the hall in a rush of excitement at the prospect of spending time with the uncle they were not allowed to speak of. A light blue sea of fur with a singular speck of pink barreled towards and onto the mouse like a tidal wave, their shouts replacing the quiet air. Mickey struggled to stand up from it all as he was tackled by all the rabbit children, his ears and tail getting yanked and pulled on. It was effectively one giant stampede filled with affection, affection that hurt, but affection all the same.

"UNCLE MIKE! UNCLE MIKE!" They cheered as groups of the bunnies took turns tossing him around.

Mickey, through the chaos, glared at his brother who had the widest smirk on his face “Ozzy! Did you tell your kids to call me Mike!?" He shouted.

Oswald shouted back, trying to make sure his words weren't drowned out "Count yourself lucky Mick, Ortensia talked me outta teaching them to call you Theo!"

Mickey frowned, his face scrunching up in annoyance as Oswald couldn't contain himself and broke out into a fit of laughter. Minnie found the entire thing funny too, not as much as Oswald who was hysterically rolling around on the ground, yet still funny. The humor soon faded and so did her laughing, the bunnies' attention drew to her prompting them to tackle her to the ground and shout "Aunt Marvy! Aunt Marvy!". Minnie was shocked and looked over at Oswald, not being able to get mad at the young ones themselves but being annoyed at the rabbit who was dying of laughter. Feeling the tension build up, Ortensia rolled her eyes and snapped her fingers, all the little kids stopping instantly at her action. Some of the kids were still in the air yet they froze and maintained their airborne state as they looked to their mother.

"Stop bullying your aunt and uncle and go clean your rooms, I know for a fact they're messy" she ordered.

There was a collective groan from all 420 of the rabbits, them all immediately looking over to their more lenient dad for help.

Sadly no help would be given, instead Oswald nodded, quelled his laughter and wiped a tear from his eye "y-yeah, ahem!” He cleared his throat “listen to your mother kids… keep calling your aunt and uncle that though”

With reluctance all the little buns slumped over. They all let out grumbles of discontent and marched off single file into their rooms.

Signaling out the unspoken favorite Oswald swooped up his only daughter in his arms and nuzzled her “make sure your brothers behave princess, I know you will”

“Don't worry we'll behave papa” the bun said as she nuzzled back.

Waking over, Ortensia gave her daughter a kiss on the head “we’ll be back tonight sweetie, love you”

“Love you too mommy”

With that she hopped off and joined her brothers in heading to their rooms, giving the mice a moment of respite. A few other bunnies who were clingy hugged their parents before leaving but soon it was just the four of them there. Both Mickey and Minnie looked rather infuriated at the rabbit.

"Aunt Marvy?!" Minnie asked as she crossed her arms and pouted.

Oswald shrugged "It's the only nickname I could think of for Minerva that'd annoy you"

Mickey groaned and stood up, rubbing his head in pain "I love my nephews and niece, yet I hope you're aware I'm not gonna take care of 420 of the little fellas if it means getting tossed around for nothing"

"Oh don't worry Mick" said Oswald casually "I don't expect you to watch all of them and not get nothing, I'll cough up the money once you're done, and hay! Consider this practice if you and Minnie ever tie the knot and want kids of your own"

"It's worth noting, taking care of one of two is a lot easier than taking care of 420" Ortensia remarked.

"Oh I know how to take care of kids, I've dealt with Morty and Ferdie just fine, it's the sheer number of them that's hard" Mickey grimaced down the hall worrying about what the kids would be like unchecked by their parents. Nervously he asked "any tips if they get a bit rowdy Ozzie? You and Ortensia can shoo them away yet they just trample us"

“Hehe, of course!” Oswald’s face dropped in an instant and he stared directly at his brother with the utmost seriousness. Putting his hand on Mickey's shoulder he got uncomfortably close and whispered into the mouse’s ear the ominous truth of what to do: " Pray… ” as quick as he did it, the rabbit backed up, his usual smile appearing on his face as he walked off with a wave "welp, we'll be off now, good luck"

Mickey stood there, disturbed by the advice "uh-... Ok..." He murmured.

"Where are you two off anyways?" Minnie asked "it's not important to know, this is just the first time you've asked us to do something like this and I'm curious if today's something special"

Oswald shrugged and walked out the door "oh don't worry about it, it's just a little excursion me and my Ortensia are going on"

Ortensia waited until her husband was out the door and out of ear shot before speaking "ok but no seriously, if the kids get too much call me and we'll rush over, I know full well if you let them they'll tear this house off its foundation"

"Oh come on, they're just kids who are excited to see us, they'll be fine in our care and you can count on it" Minnie said in an attempt to soothe Ortensia's worries.

Ortensia just nodded her head "uh-huh, I'm not worried about them I'm worried about you two"

Oswald honked the horn, leaning out the driver side window he called out "you coming honey bunches?!"

"Be right there sweetie!" Ortensia yelled back, she turned back to Mickey and Minnie, addressing them once more as she grabbed her purse "don't say I didn't warn you, they know better than to get into my and Oswald's room but please keep them out of the pantry so I don't have to go get groceries again this week, love you both and good luck"

With that Ortensia waved goodbye, leaving her kids with Mickey and Minnie, both mice anxious about having to deal with all the buns although optimistic about it. The feline was curious on how much of the house would be left standing by the time they came back, although she didn't try and let those thoughts ruin the evening. It was supposed to be a day of fun and the last thing she should have to deal with is some worries dampening that. 

Despite Oswald being in the driver’s seat a moment ago, the little rabbit was out and stood next to the open passenger side door of their car. “My queen" he said in a suave manner with an exaggerated bow.

"Well thank you my adorable bunny king" she replied with a small snicker. Although complaining earlier about the novelty of him opening doors for her wearing thin, she was nonetheless appreciative and rewarded him with a kiss on the cheek. This kiss making his white fur flash black and black fur flash white on his face.

"Heh, it's no problem honey" Oswald rubbed his face with a blissful smile “The only problem is I didn't get two kisses”

“Oh you'll get plenty of kisses, just you wait honey-bun”

Oswald’s tail wagged at the thought of what's to come, once Ortensia stepped foot into the car he was quick to close the door and hop over back to the driver's side. Sitting down, he checked his mirrors and looked behind him making sure to carefully peel out of the driveway and not bump his brother’s car. After a quick gear shift he drove down the road with his wife, Ortensia yawning as she looked out the window and saw faces past. Faces of various toons of different walks of life could be seen all living amongst one and another as they drove. The cat took time to appreciate the scenery, some of the toon stars were lesser known, others were icons, some were giant chatterboxes while others only spoke via text bubbles. Their differences didn't matter though, no matter how old or how popular all the toons had a shared appreciation for their town. Life was never boring with the screwballs running around, and for those who did crave peace when not acting or in front of a camera they were capable of staying indoors or merely going out and causing a mild amount of mischief.

Ortensia couldn't help but be happy at the sights of all the toons living amongst each other. Resting her head in her palm she gazed out the window at the various toons of all species, she didn't know any of them by name but they looked to all he delightful if not in their own ways."I'm so glad we moved here, I really should make an effort to get out more and meet some of the newer generations”

"Eh, I liked OsTown more" Oswald remarked as he slowed the car to a stop and looked up at the red stop light "sucks we had to move from there"

"Well in fairness Epic Mickey 2 didn't do as well as the first one so I see why they never made a third"

"There was the 3DS game?"

"No one played that one honey"

"Yeah.... I know" Oswald sighed, his ears laying flat against his head. The light turned green and he continued to drive forward solemnly.

Seeing her husband's distress Ortensia gave him soft ear rubs, doing her best to console the sad loss of the world literally built for them. "there, there, honey, I know you miss everything being about you, yet I hope you know that you are my everything... And the kids, of course"

"Mmm... Thanks babe" Oswald purred, tilting his head in order for his wife to rub more of his ears.

Ortensia giggled "no problem, also take a right"

"Oh! sorry, probably should keep my eyes on the road" Oswald's attention snapped back to the street as he clicked on his blinker and turned. Looking around at the street he was on, the buck couldn't help but squint as he looked at the signs and unfamiliar buildings that crept past them. "say, where does Felix live again? I've never really gone over to his place, he usually comes to us"

"Oh he lives over in pussyville" Ortensia replied "it's an exclusive place for cats"

Oswald snickered at the local's name "heh, you said ville"

Ortensia rolled her eyes "you're beyond immature"

"I act my age, and I'm not old whatsoever"

"Touche" Ortensia said, rolling her eyes.

She wasn't going to bother arguing with the rabbit, knowing full well he was intent on claiming he was young. It was a random oddity Oswald had similar to his abstinence towards profanity, he always seemed to deny the very public knowledge of him being almost a century old. The cat didn't bother with the frivolity of her age, toons aged remarkably slow and everyone was actually unsure if they even aged past a certain point. Still, she had no interest in debunking her husband’s claim and turned to look out the window, noticing something bizarre: they were driving down the exact same street as earlier…

"um.. dear? Have you just been driving around in circles?" The cat asked with a raised eyebrow.

A long air of silence was had, the rabbit not wanting to say anything. Eventually he gave a defeated nod in response "yeah... I have no idea where pussyville is"

Ortensia sighed but gave a warm smile, she could not fault the stubborn rabbit’s misdirection. Hoisting herself and Oswald up by the ears she swapped positions with him, placing herself in the driver's seat while she sat Oswald gently in the passenger's. With both hands on the wheel, the cat drove forward and took a single left. Immediately they were met with a street that held a giant arch over it leading into a culdesac. A giant sign with big bolded letters stood out front near the arch, cursive writing reading “Pussyville” was on it with added neon signs making it nearly impossible to miss.

Oswald took in all the way clear indicators on where he should of gone, with a quick shrug he dismissed it “I got close enough didn't I?”

Oswald rested back in his seat and let his wife drive, the cat ignoring her husband’s nonchalant dismissal of his lack of direction. Actually entering Pussyville they were met with the sight of rather unique looking homes and buildings scattered about. All the houses in the neighborhood varied in certain ways with architectural quirks or color schemes, no two buildings looking the same. Felix’s house especially stood in contrast compared to others, his was located on a culdesac at the very end of pussyville. While Ortensia had seen it before, Oswald was surprised to see the home his feline friend lived in was a giant tree house, the home portion being installed in the large trunk that was hollowed out. Atop three’s branches hung a sign reading "Felix's Magic Clubhouse", the "Magic" and "Club" being crossed out with the proper name being simply "Felix's house".

Oswald scratched his head and got out of the car "Huh... Yeah, never been here before” he remarked "where'd he even get a home like this?"

"Well if I remember apparently it's from one of his more short lived shows, something he got to keep from the production after only 28 episodes”

"Oh, well that explains why I never saw it before" Oswald looked back to his wife who remained in the car "uh, you coming honey?"

"mm.” she thought for a second before shaking her head “no I'm good, you can go get Felix” Ortensia pulled down the sun visor mirror in order to inspect herself, making sure her fur wasn't frizzled up in any spots "I'll stay here, I'm going to make sure I look nice"

"You always look nice though" Oswald remarked to his wife who was straightening her lashes.

Ortensia giggled at her husband's compliment although gestured to him to go on "just go fetch Tommy already, I don't wanna spend anymore time waiting around". Although trying to be dismissive at the compliment she immediately noticed her reflection showed her own wide smile. Even when not trying to be flirty, Oswald had a tendency to give casual compliments that would never fail to make her fall even more in love with the rabbit.

This affect didn't go unnoticed, the buck immediately seeing his wife’s face made his own brighten up. "Heh, alright I'm going” turning away, the rabbit bounced over the stone walkway and up to Felix’s door. He gave the hard piece of wood five rhythmic taps, pausing briefly, and then two more before yelling: "HEEEYYYY FEEELLIIXXXX"

Inside the house slept Felix, laying in his bed peacefully, or at least it was peaceful until his eyelids shot open. The familiar phrase of "Hey Felix" drawn out triggered something deep and instinctual in him that made him quickly hop into his bag of tricks and look around. After realizing this wasn't the opening to a certain show of his he slowly stepped out of it. He hadn't heard his name be called like that in years, the adrenaline of suddenly awakening wore off and he was left feeling groggy with a headache.

"Ugghh… what's going o-" Felix's eyes drifted across the room landing on a calendar stuck to his orange walls. With all previous dates marked off with red marker he saw the current day he was on had the date labeled with a small note underneath it reading “PICNIC! DON'T FORGET!”. He had completely forgotten that Oswald and Ortensia had invited him and was just sleeping in, he couldn't believe it! Looking over at his alarm clock he frowned, quick to shift the blame "Hey! Why didn't you wake me up? I needed to be outta bed at least an hour ago so I could get myself looking presentable”

The alarm clock which suddenly grew eyes, arms, and a mouth, shrugged "last time I tried to wake ya up you smashed me, this time I thought I woulda' let sleeping beauty rest"

"Gee, thanks Clarence" Felix walked over to his mirror to quickly fix his appearance, snarling at his smart mouthed appliance "what am I even paying you for?"

"You don't pay me!" The alarm clock yelled "I'm out here doin' charity work for yous and I don't get squat! If ya dislike me so much get one of those snobby digital alarm clocks”

"Yeah, yeah, stuff a sock in it” Felix grumbled and went back to examining himself. Looking in the mirror he realized his catnapping had caused his fur to become frizzled and messed, he looked awful and needed to remedy it “Now where did I put that comb at?" He asked.

Felix's reflection moved independently of him and handed him a comb through the mirror "here you go pal" it remarked.

"Oh sweet! Thanks” Grabbing the comb the cat began to rake through his fur with it, trying to get any nasty tangles or clumps out.

Oddly, Felix found it hard to groom himself. His hands were shaky causing painful issues, everytime he ran into a clump of fur balled together in one area the comb snagged nastily forcing him to either stop or follow through. Following through is where the real pain came from, strands of fur that weren't even loose were yanked from his body making him wince in pain or yelp. It was unlike him, usually he'd have a more steady and careful hand but for some reason he found his body betraying him. It was normal to have the jitters right? Maybe he was still shaken up about the moment where he thought Ortensia would have ended what was left of his 9 lives, but was that really it? Was that the thing that made his heart race and palms get all sweaty? He was unsure…

"Gnnn! Come on you stupid–” Felix got tired of fiddling with his fur and growled “oh forget this dumb fur”

Felix didn't bother to unlodge the comb stuck in his fur and instead opted to slip out his coat entirely, his fur coming off exactly like a coat. He didn't leave his skin bare for long and opened his closet, on hangers were several identical sets of the fur he usually wore. After slipping on a brand new set of fur, the cat

quickly snatched up his magic bag and ran out his bedroom. Deciding to take the express route down the stairs he sat on the bannister and slid down. Unfortunately for Felix the end of the bannister curved upwards, his momentum carried him upwards, instead of landing safely on the floor as intended he flew straight through the roof of his treehouse and landed right in front of the rabbit who was just about to walk away.

"AH!" Oswald jumped back, his ears detaching briefly before he managed to calm himself seeing it was just his friend "oh... Here he is!" The rabbit called out to his wife.

Felix let out a groan and rubbed his head "When the weatherman said it was going to be raining cats and dogs I thought he was full of it when I saw it was sunny, he was half right suppose?”

Oswald chuckled and bent down, offering a hand to the cat "you okay?"

Grabbing the rabbit's hand the cat nodded "yeah I'm fine Oz" a smirk crept across his face and he used his tail to bounce onto his feet. Grasping Oswald’s hand tight, Felix pulled him close and let his other slink down to the rabbit’s waist "speaking about things that are fine—I see one chubby ball of fluff in front of me who fits that description purr-fectly”

Oswald shook, his face inverting colors as he looked into his friend’s eyes. Now this wasn't out of the ordinary, Felix always flirted the same way with him because he knew the rabbit flustered easily and neither minded it. Heck sometimes if his brain didn't short circuit from the heat, the buck would flirt back. What was out of the ordinary was how quick the blush on Oswald’s face faded, after a few flashes the buck stopped and pushed the cat. Felix's eyes went wide and he immediately let go, taking a step back as the rabbit fixed his shorts.

"Felix, could you maybe not in public, please?” Oswald turned and began to walk back to his car “I don't want people to assume anything, ya know?”

Felix's smile faded as he watched the buck so casually dismiss him. Trying to pick his mood up, the feline toon decided to brush it off himself "Y-yeah I understand, you won't mind if I show you a whole lotta that later though right?" Felix ran in front of the rabbit just to slow his pace and flaunt his tail in front of his friend. Seductively swaying it back and forth in the air with a smirk on his face.

Oswald nodded, this time not even blushing "oh yeah of course, just please don't do stuff in public anymore”

“Uh-uh course…”

Ortensia who was watching the entire thing smiled seeing the two approach, her husband tailing behind the black cat who now doubt was admiring her husband. Felix’s mind was far from that and was concerned if he did something wrong although he just pushed it out of his mind, instead focusing on getting the entire date started. When he reached the car he opened the backseat and tossed his yellow magic bag in, going as far as buckling it in. Oswald snickered seeing the bag receiving so much care and attention, he didn't bother questioning it as he knew Felix cherished it with his life. Instead he focused on getting into the car himself, the buck put one paw in the car before he was suddenly yanked back by his tail.

“Huh!?” Oswald looked to see Felix holding his tail, the cat’s face one of annoyance “whaddya doing?”

“Stopping you because I wanna ride shotgun, you can take the backseat with baggie”

“What! It's my car!”

Ortensia, who was in the middle of putting on powdered makeup—which was invisible in her white fur—turned with a raised eyebrow “Excuse me? Who made the payments?”

Oswald went silent, looking at his wife he corrected himself “it's our car—”

“Who made the payments!?” Ortensia repeated, slightly louder.

Oswald winced, another correction being made “this is the car I drive often?”

“Mhm” Ortensia went back to tending to her appearance.

Oswald let out a sigh of relief and glared back at the cat “Felix you always used to do this, whenever we used to carpool you would insist on driving in the passenger side to the studio”

“Because last time I sat in the backseat of your car you brake checked someone without telling me and I got whiplash not to mention you roughed up my face ‘cause I hit the back of your seat! It's why I walk just about everywhere now”

Ortensia put away her makeup and shook her head, whispering under her breath “looks like I can't get away from children no matter where I go” butting into the arguments she did her best to soothe the other cat’s worries “Felix, I'm driving this time not Ozzie, you don't have anything to worry about dear

"Ahh, fine" Felix relented with a huff and jumped into the back seat. He crossed his arms and furrowed his brow in annoyance "Oswald tricks me, makes me feel like I committed a crime, and now when it comes to something as simple as this I don't even get to ride shotgun, plain unfair if ya ask me”

"Yeah..." Oswald got into the car and put his seatbelt on, resting his hands in his laps as it pulled out. A single bead of sweat drop down his face feeling the remorse of causing his friend so much stress "um... I'm still really sorry about that, pulling the fur over your eyes was kinda messed up"

"I'll say!" Felix still shuddered at the memory of Ortensia's eyes boring into him "I thought all 5 remaining lives of mine would vanish-" he snapped his fingers "-just like that!"

"Well if Ozzie really did cheat on me with you, they probably would of" Ortensia commented.

"Heh, yeah that's a good one, Ortensia..." Felix chuckled, after catching a glimpse at the other cat in the front mirror looking back at him with a dead serious gaze the humor quickly faded and he coughed "well um.... Say Ozzie why did you feel the need to lie to me? I would of said yes if you offered me the chance to go spelunking down your rabbit hole"

Ortensia took another glance back in the mirror at Felix "I thought I mentioned before it was a kink of his?"

"Well that's the part I just don't get!" Felix scratched his head "how's the idea of cheating hot? As a guy who's had to deal with a few ally cats calling themselves loyal only to fool around behind my back, cheating is a no-good, nasty thing anyone could do"

"Some people find the idea of licking another's butt also nasty yet that didn't stop you" Oswald retorted.

"Hay!" Felix stretched his hand forward and squeezed Oswald’s nose from behind "watch yourself cottontail”

"Ow! Sorry! Sorry!" Oswald rubbed his nose to soothe the pain, going as far as to take it off to shine it "don't get finger prints on it" he murmured before snapping it back on his face "I also don't know why the concept of cheating excites me, when you've been happily married for so long I guess there's a point where you get wild ideas, I obviously wouldn't act on 'em though, it's like an intrusive thought ya know?"

Ortensia saw the way her husband slouched over and quickly put an end to the shaming "no one was hurt over it and you two had a good time, that's what matters more than anything" turning her blinker on she looked out the side of the car to see a sign signifying their approaching destination "and if you want my two cents on the whole thing, I think Ozzie just wanted to feel like a bad boy again, live out the moments where he used to be a horn dog"

"I guess that would make sense, but I actually don't miss those days" Oswald leaned in and rubbed his face up against Ortensia's, his affection distracting her "marrying you was the best decision of my life and I'll never regret it”

The two began to nuzzle against each other, both purring contently feeling their warm fur clash. Despite all the time had passed the two never stopped loving each other, and Felix was happily there to witness it the entire way. Or at least he would of been, as he sat there watching the adorable sight unfold in front of him from the back seat he couldn't help but feel that same discomfort from earlier. Looking down at his hands in his lap he also noticed he was shaking again, it perplexed him to no end. There was nothing he could of been nervous over, was there? After all it really did make him happy seeing the two's relationship be so perfect, and he was more than happy to be the add-on to it, so what was up with the anxiety? Sitting in the backseat while the two nuzzled did kinda make him feel like a third wheel at the moment, yet he was the third wheel, they invited him to this outing and he should have been grateful he was just a part of it. Felix needed to get his mind off things, letting them have their moment he turned his attention elsewhere. He looked out the window and noticed something that made his ears lay flat, the car slowly began to veer off to the side of the road. Ortensia had removed her hands off the steering wheel to further cuddle with her husband, both blissfully unaware of the vehicle going off course. Quickly buckling up, the tomcat couldn't help but feel irked by the current predicament he was in.

“ ‘You don't have anything to worry about dear’ “ Felix mimicked Ortensia's earlier words making him snark “Hmph! Last time I ride with these two in general, front seat or not”

As the car bumped a tree the entire thing thankfully took no actual damage, instead comedically spinning out of control. It didn't simply end after the first hit either, instead the car spun into another tree, then another, then another. Back and forth it went going on and off the left and right side of the road constantly hitting more obstacles as it continued to spin. Oswald and Ortensia remained completely still, their nuzzling not for a second interrupted and in fact with both their eyes closed they never registered once what was going down. The same couldn't be said for Felix who was violently jostled about, his seatbelt doing little to help and in fact only really hurting him whenever it would suddenly lock up.

“OW! AH! OOF! AUGH! OUCH!”

When the car finally stopped Felix was still in his seat, the seatbelt left visible markings on his fur.

“So mu-much for loo-looking good…” the tomcat stuttered out, 

Completely oblivious to what had transpired, Ortensia finally broke away and sighed "alright dear, you can give me more sugar later, right now I gotta focus on driving to the-" she noticed the car at a stand still and looked around slightly puzzled. They were parked off to the side of the road and next to a partially shaded patch of hydrangea flowers, a mark they had created years prior "oh... Well looks like we're already here, isn't that wonderful"

"Yup, sure is" Oswald threw the door open and hopped out "Felix could you grab the basket? It should be on the floorboard behind Ortensia's seat"

Felix, still disoriented from his brains getting shaken into a smoothie, grabbed the basket which had remained oddly stationary despite it all and handed it to the rabbit. The basket was snatched up and he grabbed his own bag, stepping out proved to be a chore as he almost immediately tripped over a small clump of grass under his paws. Oswald noticed this, his friend slightly spinning and unevenly standing, trying to gain a proper footing on the earth which prompted him to get closer.

"Hay uhh Felix? You okay?" He asked "did you get car sick or something?"

"C-car sickness? N-no…" Felix held onto the side of the car to steady himself "it's–URP!" The cat held his mouth shut and trembled, his empty stomach threatening to regurgitate stomach acid as he held up a finger “g-gimme a mo-moment..."

Ortensia walked over to the side and saw the tomcat struggling to stand. Reaching into the picnic basket Oswald held, she pulled out a bottle of water and handed it to the cat who happily gulped it down. The cool water worked well to quell the rising fluids that threatened to come up, the stomach acid resting back in his gullet from where it came from. With only a slight sting being left in his throat he crumpled the plastic bottle against his head and handed it back.

"Ah~, that's better” Felix cleared his throat and spoke more clearly “as I was saying- car sickness? No, but I'm getting real sick of people's driving, that's for sure!”

The cat rested his hands on his belly and gave a hearty laugh, choosing to find humor in the situation rather than being hung up on the fact that he was once again given severe whiplash. The other toons were puzzled on what he meant, in their eyes it was a peaceful drive but they nonetheless awkwardly laughed along, unsure of what exactly was so funny. After that they gathered themselves and made their way onto a naturally made trail, the grass it consisted of had wore thin over the years creating a perfect walkway into the woods. The sun lightly shone down through the treetops above them, sticks, leaves and other forest debris crunched and crinkled under their paws as they made their way deep into the forest, eventually going off the beaten path. Felix was followed along to wherever this picnic spot was supposed to be, the path there was oddly elaborate with the way Oswald and Ortensia moved. They two took twists and turns around several trees with only a mere glance for any noticeable landmarks. For Felix the only thing he saw all around was nothing but a thick condensed forest. Sunlight got more sparse the deeper they went, the canopy above them thickened and the trees became more tight knit. It was beyond confusing and he had seen too many horror movies to have any sort of good feeling about being lured deep into the woods. Of course nothing bad was going to happen and those were just silly thoughts

Right when the married couple began to slow down Felix stopped moving to see a peculiarity amidst the trees. There on the side of a specific one held initials that were engraved onto the hard surface with a tool that wasn't the sharpest. The bark was scratched off revealing a pale spot underneath, on the wood itself was a heart holding the letters "O" & "O" in the center of it. The bark surrounding the rest of the tree was flakey and a single flick could probably break it off. Oddly enough though the tree's discoloring rot and age seemed to hardly affect the initials whatsoever. They were untouched by time, like a time capsule perfectly preserved the very moment they were made. Even as everything else around it began to break and deteriorate, there still stood the heart with the initials in it, unweathered and eternal.

Ortensia yelled out to the other cat, her voice distant "Felix?"

"Hm?" Felix's ears twitched and he saw he had been standing there for awhile, quickly running he caught up to the two, dismissing the old relic that marked the couple’s love "oh sorry! wait up will ya? I was looking at something!”

Felix quickly covered ground and made it to where the other toons were. After a few seconds and an ever so slight panic that he was lost he came to a small clearing. In the deepest parts of the forest where light struggled to even shine and the trees were so compact one had to physically turn sideways to maneuver there laid a small open area with lush green grass all around. Felix’s eyes sparkled—physically—as he beheld the beauty of the picturesque scenery. Oswald and Ortensia were less than impressed by it all having seen it countless times, they were focused on setting down the table cloth and readying the food. Smelling the varied aromas of food Felix snapped out of his wonder, happily running over as he heard his stomach growl. With satisfying his appetite being his main focus the idea of sex slipped Felix’s mind completely, instead being replaced with hunger and the general appreciation of being out with his two best friends.

Friends…

Hearing his own thoughts felt odd for the tomcat, they were his friends of course. So why did that thought bother him so? Sure he slept with Oswald yet that shouldn't have changed anything. He was the same ol' Felix and Oswald and Ortensia were the same lovely couple they always were. The only difference now was the fact that he was involved in their intimacy, yet that was just a little thing, he was a bit closer now is all. Felix was happy of course yet it just felt strange being there with them, for a reason he didn't understand it felt like he plain didn't belong. That suppressed insecurity of being the third wheel from earlier came bubbling to the surface making him awkwardly silent once more.

"Hay Felix, you gonna eat?"

Felix perked up and he saw Oswald and Ortensia both looking at him strangely "oh uhh...heh, yeah sorry about that, sure lemme see what you packed”

The two toons scooted closer to their friend and handed him the picnic basket, allowing him to root around in the oddly spacious container for whatever he wanted. All those insecurities and anxieties melted as he stopped giving attention to it, instead living in the now and embracing the wonderful moment. The sun felt cozy on his fur and a soft breeze made it so that he didn't get too hot as his fur had been thickening for the oncoming winter months. The three sat and ate, talking and reminiscing on the old times, the era where they were all famous, it truly peaceful for all of them. Oswald and Ortensia didn't know the last time they had a night out without the kids so to be in the serenity of nature was a joy not often experienced, even if the novelty of the scenery wore off the local was still pleasant. In the past whenever they went on dates Felix would usually be the go-to guy to take care of a handful, only watching a couple dozen of the buns while the couple had the rest tag along. This time however this date had no children accompanying them whatsoever, instead it was just the three sitting around, eating and talking the day away. As they talked eventually the topic landed on their very beginnings, the tomcat decided to take a trip down memory lane and pull out a very messily made photo album out of his bag of tricks in order to further reminisce.

Ortensia looked at the book and raised an eyebrow "wow, I didn't take you for the scrap booking type"

"And Oz doesn't seem like the type to have a concealed carry and yet-" the cat reached over and stuffed his hand down the rabbit's shorts, pulling out a shotgun pointed to the large double barreled gun "he never leaves home without this"

Oswald's ears drooped and he yanked back his weapon "gimme that! Don't just grab a firearm like from someone!” He stuffed it back in his shorts and pouted "It's not loaded anyhow, I'm a responsible gun owner"

Felix rolled his eyes and continued "Well my point is, when you live alone and don't got many friends you talk to on the daily ya start picking up odd hobbies I thought scrapbooking would be fun and it's a neat way to keep track of the years too”

Felix flipped through the pages upon pages of photographs of his life. Ortensia and Oswald crowded around the book and sat themselves on both sides of the cat. Felix tensed up feeling the two's fur brush up against his own yet quickly relaxed. The warm sensation of them both bringing him comfort.

While flipping through the pages Oswald pointed out a monochromatic picture of him and Felix "oh! Wasn't this the first time we met?"

Felix stopped to look at the picture, it was a photograph of him and Oswald shaking hands. After staring at the old photo for a bit he finally recalled it, the memory faded but still present "oh yeah it is! I completely forgot about this, our animators took this one for us if I recall, guess they never expected us to be so close and saw it as nothing but a playdate, ain't that funny?"

Ortensia examined the picture and pointed out something she almost immediately noticed, having a great understanding of both their body language "you both look really anxious"

"Huh? How can you tell?" The other cat questioned.

"Well for starters Ozzie's tail and ears are lowered, and your all stiff" she giggled and pointed at Felix's posture in the picture "see? Whenever you're stressed you turn into a statue with, it reminds me of when I startled you"

"Well I sure remember being a big ball of nerves" Oswald scratched behind his ears and chuckled "I was meeting the toon who inspired Ub and Walt to make me, it was like meeting a superhero”

Felix was slightly taken aback by this, turning to the buck he looked at him in disbelief "wait- you really thought about me like that?"

"Well yeah? I was scared to death thinking you'd think of me as some sorta copy, like my brother"

"Don't insult Jules like that Oz, he's still a good toon and it was the public who called him a rip-off, not me"

"Well at least that explains Ozzie in the picture, what I'm wondering is why were you nervous, Felix?" Ortensia scratched her chin and kept looking at the photo " This -" she gestured to her husband "doesn't scream intimidating"

Oswald furrowed his brow "I'm plenty intimida-" the buck was cut off by his wife leaning over and placing a kiss on his cheek. He immediately melted at the gesture and a goofy lovestruck grin was slapped onto his face, his train of thought totally derailed.

"Yup, my big intimidating bun-bun" Ortensia giggled and turned to look at Felix "now what is it that made you nervous?”

"Well, kinda awkward to admit yet I was actually a fan of yours more than anything? I remember sneaking past Sullivan-" Felix flinched as he uttered that foul name but carried on "-to go into theaters and watch whatever you fellas made over there at Disney, when Mr. Mesmer arranged a meetup between us I was scared, it felt like I had a reputation to live up to ya know? I didn't want to be seen by someone like yourself as just average nobody in the entertainment biz"

Ortensia gave the other cat a small nudge in the side "guess you could say you were a scaredy cat?"

Felix slapped his knee and laughed "HA! good one kitty-cat”

"There's that wonderful smile" Ortensia cooed, her reaction getting the desired one out of the tomcat.

"It is nice to know though we were both nervous, though” Oswald added “I actually had no idea you watched my stuff though" Oswald grabbed the photo album, the memory for him still as fresh as the food he ate "I guess even when we were strangers we still liked each other…”

"I suppose so" Felix's gaze drifted to the next page, a photo of him with Ortensia catching his eye. In the lower corner apart of the frame was a small black blob that slightly obscured the entire picture "wait–Ortensia, isn't this when me and yours first meeting?”

"Yup” she answered “it's even got Ozzie's finger in the lower right because he doesn't know how to hold a camera"

The buck quickly piped up ready to defend himself "I got fat fingers, it's hard to hold a camera, okay?"

"I know you do honey, your ‘fat fingers’ is just another one of the many– MANY perks of marrying you" the feline gave a teasing wink and booped her husband on the nose, turning back to Felix she grabbed the book from her blushing husband in order to let them both see the black and white photo of them together "I remember I was so happy to meet you, this was when me and Ozzie were just friends and I remember before thinking you were probably just some celebrity who's head was full of hot air"

"Well my head is full of air yet the only thing hot about me is my looks" Felix detached the top part of his head revealing his empty cranium "see?" he tipped it like a hat and before placing it back on.

"And that's why I was so happy to meet you, Ozzie said nothing but great things about you being just a goofy jokester and I was just so delighted to see another toon who was just as cheery as my honey bunny, if not a bit rough around the edges back then"

"Well I like to think we smoothed out over the years" Oswald put his head in his hands and looked at the picture longingly "where have the years gone..."

"To your stomach by the looks of it" Felix joked and prodded the buck's belly “by the looks of it you more than smoothed out over time”

Oswald swatted the cat's hand away "stop it! you know I'm ticklish!"

"Aww come on Felix, don't bully him" Ortensia sat the book down and crawled onto the other side of the rabbit, now sandwiching him between her and Felix. Setting the book down she firmly grasped Oswald’s side, a squeak being given to her in return "They're called love handles after all” she purred.

Seeing Ortensia's actions, Felix caught wind of what was going down. He pressed himself against Oswald as well making sure the rabbit had nowhere to go. Not like he'd probably want to go anywhere else anyways."oh you know I was just joking with him, we're all drawn with the same body type"

Placing a hand on her husband’s chest, Ortensia closed the minimal space and whispered into the rabbit’s ear, her throat giving a small playful growl "And that body type just so happens to be the one I absolutely love”

Oswald completely froze up, every bone in his body felt like they got turned into jelly. Being in-between two of his favorite people in the world made him all flustered and the whisper his wife gave him sent his heart into a flurry that made him dead near pass out. His once white face turned into a black and white light show and he couldn't help but bury his face into his hands to hide himself from the eyes of the two cats. Their vision plagued by nothing but lust and want as evident by the silk words.

"Don't you guys feel like you've teased me enough?” He cried out, still not looking at either.

"Oh we're not teasing this time dear" Ortensia removed Oswald's hands from his face and pushed her lips up against his.

Ortensia's hands rubbed up and down the buck's chest, her fingers tenderly pushing with and against the grain of his fur. Oswald initially was shocked, but he was far from opposed and closed his eyes to lean into the kiss. He placed his hand over his wife's and felt his own sporadically beating heart slow slightly into a more consistent but still fast paced rhythm. Being so preoccupied with basking in the warm embrace of his wife's tongue rolling against his own, Oswald failed to notice his shorts getting pulled off inch by inch. It was only when he felt the breeze blow against his skin did he open his eyes and see Felix sitting there in front of him with a smug smirk. The cat held the rabbit's dick and with the most smug expression imaginable he pulled back the buck’s foreskin revealing the fleshy pink tip of his cock. 

Oswald tried to squeak out some words only for his noises to be masked by his wife's mouth firmly on his, the cat not even giving him a second to breathe with the right grip she held on him "Eeemmph!" Mmmph!"

"Calm down there Oz, we said we weren't gonna tease ya" Felix purred, his hand moving down to the shaft where he barely managed to get a grip with one hand.

Opening his maw, the black cat carefully swirled his tongue onto the tip of Oswald's cock. The small bristles of Felix's tongue gently rubbed against the sensitive skin heightening the intoxicating feeling, the rabbit shuddering from the sensation. Felix knew his tongue wasn't exactly meant to be used on such parts so he was sure to take extra care in delicately tending to his lover's dick. Not pushing down too hard and instead letting the wetness of his saliva and the textured bristles lightly brush against his cockhead.

Oswald closed his eyes and relished in the oral pleasure, muffled squeaks being given with each pass of Felix's tongue over his cock. Placing a hand on the back of Ortensia's head, the buck tilted his head and completely smothered his wife with the kiss that didn't break. Both felt their shaky breaths on each other's lips and bodies slowly begin to heat up at the burning want for each other. For Ortensia it was growing wetness in her crotch which dampened the underwear she wore beneath the skirt. As for Oswald, his excitement came in the form of precum which leaked out his dick, the salty fluids immediately getting slurped up by Felix who began to suck him off.

"Mmm, now you’ll see how great it felt for me when ya did this" Felix remarked before pulling his lips off and kissing the buck's tip "this big thing you got between your legs sure is a mouthful although people always told me to do something like this whenever I'd run my trap too much"

Felix chuckled at his own joke and went back to sucking the lagomorph's dick. The thick cock pulsed under his touch and the tomcat could feel it throbbing in his hand. He wasn’t really experienced in giving blow jobs but he imagined it wouldn’t be that difficult to give one. He was easily proven wrong though, the girth of the rabbit’s package made it hard to get even an inch down his throat. Felix’s cheeks stretched around it as he pushed his body to its limits, barely even getting an inch and a half of it down before it became nearly impossible to breathe. Stubbornness was in his blood though, doing his best not to gag the cat managed to calm himself and breath through his nose. Delicately rubbing his hands up and down Oswald’s black shaft, Felix took an extra inch down and held it there, letting the erection bask in the warm tightness of his throat. Although he couldn't give a proper blowjob that didn't matter, being so close to Oswald in such an intimate fashion made his body purr, his throat further clenching around the cock. 

Oswald’s eyes shot open, the harsh vibrations of the cat’s throat around him made him shudder and moan. Moans that were immediately captured by his wife’s mouth, Ortensia not for a second letting her husband escape her love. Between his wife’s tongue scraping against his and the vibrations which made his thighs tremble, the rabbit couldn't help but feel overwhelmed in the best type of way. A fire grew each time his cock felt the reverberations of his friend’s throat, the deep kiss he was in only added fuel to this. His body heated up and that fire within him tried to escape, his body wanting nothing more than to release it all down the tomcat's throat. As good as it felt—with the orgasm most likely being even better—Oswald managed to control himself and break the kiss with his wife, gently pushing Felix's face away while he was at it.

"oh god! A-ah! st-stop! Stop!" He wheezed out, doing his best to contain himself as he felt like cum was only a step away from being shot from his duck.

"You okay honey?" Ortensia questioned, her voice filled with concern at the abrupt halt.

Felix coughed up the buck’s cock and joined the other cat in her worry, pounding his chest as he tried to catch his breath "a-ack! You-mgh!-You okay Oz? I didn't clip you with my teeth did I?”

"No... No you're fine…" Oswald gulped and took a second to steady his breathing, his heartbeat also taking the chance to ease itself. Looking down at his crotch the rabbit saw his dick, covered in a thin layer of saliva with his balls probably only a second away from bursting. After managing to calm himself he husked out "sorry about that, I just wanted to to last a bit longer for you both...I don't think you understand how much I wanna enjoy this”

Ortensia smiled and gave Oswald a small, tender peck on the cheek "oh of course honey-bun, and don't worry weather you last an our or pass out after 5 minutes I'll enjoy whatever as long as I'm here with you" although no longer kissing him Ortensia continued to rub his chest with one hand, her fingers gliding through the black strands of fur while she purred softly in the presence of her love "I'm more than happy to know you like having your wifey and boytoy play with you at the same time”

Oswald looked away from his wife bashfully at the teasing remark "Don't say it like that..."

Oswald continued to try and not look back at the cat in order to not show his clear fluster, his enthusiasm was undeniable from the situation he found himself in though. Having the cat who he fell head over heels with from the very moment he laid his eyes on her being the one to gently kiss him as the other who was his bestest friend give him a blowjob was one of the best moments of his life. Words couldn't describe how much the rabbit was excited by just being in the presence of Felix and Ortensia. The non-stop teasing that happened prior also helped that excitement, but Oswald was more than anything ecstatic for the quality time he had with his wife and friend. The time they had was only beginning to boot, the sun was still up and they had their small haven in the forest all to themselves.

Ortensia, who continued to play with Oswald’s chest fur paused and took a second to look over at Felix. She caught sight of him noticeably avoiding eye contact and looking off to the side awkwardly, like he was uncomfortable with something. She presumed it was for stealing her husband's attention away although she was unsure if that was the direct cause. She was right that it wasn't the direct cause, Felix’s awkwardness stemmed from “boytoy” being so haphazardly thrown around. The term brought doubt with it, doubt that made him believe he wasn't exactly needed. What would change if it was just the couple there without him, not much right? Was he just there to provide Oswald some sexual relief when Ortensia was incapable? He was still their friend and didn't doubt for a second they loved him, but was that love as shallow as the term “boytoy” made it seem? He didn't know, he didn't really want to know the truth be told and was more than happy when he heard Ortensia give him a direction to move forward with.

"Hey Felix, do you wanna go find what else we packed in the basket? There's a little something in there I specifically added that I thought might help you boys out"

Felix looked over at the basket and reached over to grab it, he rummaged around in it for a good while pulling out several items with no correlation to each other or a picnic. There was a stick of dynamite, an oversized mallet, an entire anvil, 14 ink pens, and other random stuff that he pulled out before going back in for whatever Ortensia had him get. He wasn't even sure what he was looking for—that is until his hand came into contact with a smooth cylindrical object. Pulling out the item the tomcat's face lit up seeing it was a bottle of lube, it was already half empty yet he doubted he even needed that much, he only needed enough to get himself slicked up and ready. Oswald's face also brightened seeing the bottle of lube. His tail swished back and forth and he couldn't help but stamp his paw repeatedly against the floor in anticipation of taking Felix’s dick. The rabbit’s eyes never once left his friend as the feline sauntered over towards the yellow bag on the ground.

"Well it looks like someone's excited" Ortensia purred seeing her husband’s tail "let's get situated into something more comfortable shall we?”

Grabbing her husband by the shoulder, Ortensia positioned Oswald to face her while he laid flat on his stomach. The rabbit was fine with the position although he took a second to shift around on his elbows in order to lay comfortably. Comfortability became rather hard to obtain, blades of grass slipped through the weave of the cloth and poked his belly prompting him to growl in annoyance.

"Mphm! One second honey-" the lagomorph held up a finger and stood up, stamping on the ground with his paws, he smoothed out the flat surface before laying back down and shifting all his attention towards his beautiful wife "ah~...that feels better"

Ortensia giggled and massaged Oswald's face, rubbing the big ears of his between her fingers "so, how are you liking this new little arrangement we got going with Felix?”

"Oh you have no idea how much I love it" Oswald nuzzled against Ortensia's palm, his throat rumbling in satisfaction "mmm...and you have no idea how much I love you" the delicate fingers that kneaded his skin made his butt shake in glee, he was nothing short of enamored with it all "you make the happiest rabbit in the whole world, you know that? I don't think I could thank you enough for everything”

"And you make me the happiest cat in the world Honey-bunny! I just love seeing you like this and you deserve absolutely all of it" placing a kiss on the buck's head, she fluffed up his cheek fur and rubbed circles on his face "you know... There is a way for you to say thank you to me”

"Oh yeah?" Oswald smirked and raised an eyebrow, already telling where this was going "and how could I possibly repay my lovely queen for absolutely everything?”

Moving her hand down, Ortensia combed through the rabbit’s white fur, the white turning black briefly out of fluster. Taking an extra moment to caress the adorable face of the man she married, the feline used her other hand to lift her skirt to show off a spot on underwear that had grown damp with excitement. Seeing the hunger in the black bunny’s eyes only made her more excited. Tracing her thumb back and forth across Oswald's lips, she took a second to admire the smile of his. A smile she had seen time and time again yet never once grew tired of. It felt like their wedding night all over again, the exact position they were in was the one they held that night before slipping under their covers. She could still feel the heat of his tongue on her body from their very first proper moment together, a moment which inevitably led to their first batch of children.

Hooking her thumb on Oswald's plush lips, Ortensia leaned in close and whispered into his ear "you could use that mouth of yours for more than just compliments for starters"

Felix watched the two's little interaction as he lifted the magic bag to cover his waist. Stepping out of his yellow bag, the cat brandished his impressive length and sack that had been magically replaced the once barren area. Even when not physically attached to him he could still feel arousal, and with the taste of precum still fresh on his taste buds and the nude bodies of the couple before him it was more than enough to make him erect. Felix grabbed the bottle of lube and gave it a good shake before squeezing a generous amount of the slick substance onto his cock, making sure to lather it in on his rigidness with a few good strokes. Wet sounds began to fill the air and the cat didn't take his eyes off Oswald who had his face buried in his wife's warmth. The black cat had discarded her underwear leaving only her skirt on which was raised to make way for the rabbit who tentatively licked at her wet pussy. Felix got lost in the sight, continuing to pump his dick while the buck made Ortensia groan with each flick of his tongue.

"Well I see why Ozzie is so good with that mouth of his" Felix remarked under his breath, that blowjob from a week coming to the front of his mind

Oswald paid no attention to his friend looking on and removed himself temporarily, taking a second to pay his respects to the women of his dreams he placed sweet kisses along the inner thighs of the cat who continued rubbed his head gently. The buck could feel the fur on Ortensia's legs brush against his face as he moved closer to her privates once more. Once all the way back to her entrance he buried himself nose first before delving his tongue inwards. The fluids from her arousal hit his palette and he found himself only more motivated by the sweet taste that filled his mouth. While it was not what an average person would call tasty, the rabbit had grown accustomed to the taste of the wet juices and he lapped it all up with vigor, pushing his tongue deeper and deeper to get more of his wife. Ortensia's thighs contracted and squeezed his head feeling him slide his tongue in, her body reacted on its own and tensed up with every lick he gave her hot lower lips. The cat quaked under her husband's touch, instinctively grinding her hips against him craving more of those sensual licks that made her body heat up.

"Mph! Oh! Just like that Ozzie! Just like that honey! Ah! Ah! R-right there!" Ortensia moaned, her breath becoming shallower. In her lust filled state she threw her head back to bask in her husband's mouth pleasing her only to lock eyes with Felix, the cat standing by all by his lonesome immediately made her beckon him over "D-dear, you don't have to just stand there watching us have- Ah! Ah! Oh!—Al-all the fun, come on!"

"Whoops! Sorry just, admiring both of ya, heh" Felix walked over behind Oswald and kneeled down "Oz would you mind if I just-" the tomcat positioned the lagomorph to be on his knees, with a small smack of his rear he remarked "there! that'll make it a whole lot easier to plow ya"

The rabbit's face inverted colors and he retracted his tongue in order to grumble something, the only one to see it was his wife who looked down and gave a teasing smile "aww, what's wrong honey-bun? You never got this flustered when I was the one to peg you"

"You peg him!?" The tomcat barely held back from cracking up, he covered his mouth yet stray snickers still slipped out. After clearing his throat and composing himself he decided to continue teasing his friend "well…that explains a whole lot, no wonder you take dick like a champ! I thought you were just a natural"

"Well I will say the first time he took it exceptionally well but besides that he's had a whole lot of practice, over the years me and Ozzie have played with toys in the bedroom, sometimes he uses them on me sometimes I use them on him" bringing her face close to her husband's she scratched the underside of his chin and cooed "doesn't matter which way we go because we usually don't stop until both of us are satisfied”

Although for the most part happy about the situation he was in, the black rabbit still looked up at his wife with irritation on his face "you don't gotta give him all the details you know?"

"Oh come on Oz, this is one of the few things you don't gotta be embarrassed by" Felix motioned his cock in-between Oswald's ass cheeks, teasingly he rubbed his shaft back and forth across the bunny's puckered hole, spreading the lube on his dick onto the outer rim "I would say the position you're in right now is a whole lot more embarrassing than getting pegged"

Oswald’s ears flopped to the side and his nose twitched. Despite how hard he was he was still annoyed by the comments made by Felix and let his annoyance be known by stamping his paw against the ground.

Knowing her husband’s body language more than anyone, Ortensia could tell he was annoyed and stroked his ears in order to soothe him "ignore Felix dear, there's not a thing you should ever be embarrassed by, why don't you just  just enjoy the moment hmm? Maybe use that tongue of yours again?”

Looking up at his wife, Oswald could tell exactly what she wanted and obliged "of course sweetie” he murmured before more than happily burying his face back into Ortensia’s pussy.

With one last snicker the tomcat decided it would be best to stop teasing the buck, besides, sex would be more satisfying than getting a rise out of him anyhow. Still maintaining his firm grasp on Oswald's fat ass, Felix pushed any other thoughts out of his mind as he mounted the buck, his cock being more than happily welcomed as the rabbit arched his back and took it down to the base. Inner walls separated and the warm hole wrapped around the familiar intrusion, molding around it the cock to grip him firmly. Felix had been dreaming about getting his chance to fuck his friend's ass again ever since that night he was tricked into sleeping with the rabbit, only this time there was no added baggage. He was reliving the sweet ecstasy of it all without any guilt, it was pure unadulterated euphoria in the best form and he let out a purr while he rested on the rabbit's back, basking in the feeling of his cock getting hugged. The only thing that ruined the moment and broke his trance was giggles that emanated from the other cat in front of him.

"Huh?" Felix lifted his head to look up at Ortensia "what's so funny?"

"Hehehe, n-nothing dear, it's just I never expected to like seeing Ozzie have someone on top of him” scratching her husband's chin she called out to the rabbit, Oswald temporarily stopping to listen in as she spoke "you look so cute being under Felix you know that?”

Oswald's tail wagged, the cottontail of his brushed up against Felix’s belly as he blew his wife a kiss "well I guess it takes one to know one because you're far cuter than I could ever hope to be”

Ortensia didn't know how to respond, her throat suddenly went dry at the rather simple compliment that made her fur stand on edge. Although she would be the one to usually fluster the bunny, him easily caving under the littlest affection, she had to admit whenever he would say something back it caught her off guard. The cat couldn't help but laugh at her own incapability to take what she dealt out, instead of trying to think of something else she moved on and guided his head back in between her legs. Oswald more than eagerly let her, opening his mouth in order to taste more of her. It was at this point that Ortensia looked up and locked eyes with Felix, the cat remained oddly stationery throughout the interaction and just observed them.

Once Felix realized he was staring he was quick to awkwardly apologize "Oh! Sorry I was just uhh, soaking a bit" he shifted his weight in order to not be entirely pressing down on the rabbit. The soaking comment was a half-truth as he enjoyed the feeling of his cock rubbing agaisnt the insides of Oswald’s ass "ooohh... That feels soooo~ good”

Ortensia felt her husband pause his brisk licks and let out a muffled moan, the vibrations of his sounds of pleasure made her lurch forward and grab his head “AH! Mmphf! I think Ozzie would agree it fe-feels good”

Felix sweat drip down his fur and his dick throb inside the buck, hearing Ortensia confirm his friend’s pleasure did a lot more than simply turn him on. It felt like something he tried to hide for so long started to come up making him feel the same emotion that spurred him to have sex with the rabbit in the first place. Desire . Burning, firey desire that extended far past than simple want. While Felix did want to have sex with Oswald it was desire that made him crave—no— need it. It was desire that clouded his mind and dulled his senses to the point he gave into lust and temptation before and it was this same feeling that spurred him on. The feline made the lagomorph’s body lurch with each passionate thrust he gave, his long hardened rod plunging deep inside the buck’s ass and up against his prostate.

Ortensia huffed feeling her husband stop, desperately she grinded against his face in hopes to encourage him to continue. This failed to work though, she could see not only the black rabbit trying his hardest to steady his breathing but also Felix relentlessly shoving humping him. The second Oswald thought he got used to it and tried to continue he was immediately thrown back into a world of pleasure, Felix’s cock breaking what little focus he had. Ortensia was about to complain about this, tell Felix to take it easy on the rabbit for both their sakes, that was until she heard the small sounds the cat made as he moved his hips. Words, although slurred and full of lust, they dripped with raw emotion that was bottled up.

“Fuck… fuck… oh holy fuck, I love you…”

Ortensia froze and watched the overly audible tomcat fuck her husband to the point the rabbit could do nothing but sit there and whimper. For the buck it stung slightly having something that long be shoved inside of him, but it was nothing compared to the pleasure of having a rigid cock slam be buried deep inside of him. The lube did help the pain though, it also helped in removing a lot of the friction making the pounding he received a lot quicker. The whimpers of his soon turned into animalistic squeaks that radiated his love for it, from the speed, to Felix’s body pressed down on his, all the way to having balls lightly thud against his ass, he loved every little bit of it.

Felix let out his own species’ call of pleasure, noisy yowls being made as he pumped his dick in and out, Oswald's luscious little squeaks only fueling him. Out of habit he bared his fangs and bit at the bunny below him, while the last time he did it he maintained a decent amount of self-control and only nipped at fur, the cat got carried away this time around. Felix’s teeth got caught on actual skin making Oswald a lot more vocal from the act, thankfully the rabbit didn't mind and in fact the sensation of cold teeth tugging at the nape of his neck only made him harder. This unchecked act was taken as nothing short of a "go ahead and continue" by the feline who was already far too lost in his pleasure. Felix felt orgasm on the horizon and he bit down as hard as he could. Thankfully most of what Felix snagged with his mouth was fuzzy hide providing minimum pain to Oswald but all the sweet satisfaction of having a lover express their want.

"Mrrrr!" Felix purred as his hips flew forward recklessly “love you” he still tried to say with his mouthful, failing miserably and instead muffling out “ove ume”.

Oswald finally managed to formulate a sentence, the first thing it came up with being begging for more as his eyes morphed into hearts "Felix! Ohh! Ohh! Harder! Harder!”

Oswald was on the precipice of cumming and with Felix so nicely ramming into his asshole it was no wonder. Nothing short of pure love expressed in the most intimate way possible was made by the tomcat, long past unsaid feelings being the cause of it. While Oswald's Infidelity was nothing but a mere ploy to get Felix to sleep with him, most if not all of it being just an act, Felix's mind lingered on the way he felt. For decades he had accepted his place as nothing but a friend to the couple yet in the moment he finally realized he wanted to be something more. He wanted to be Oswald’s lover just as much as Ortensia was and that night was a chance he never took being presented to him. Now once again in the same position, right behind the love of his life he lost any shame he had for his feelings and cried out proudly. His hardened dick continued to slam into the buck's butt as he spoke clearly with the words he only let out in hushed murmurs. It was something he should have said back during their first act of intimacy. Something he wished he confessed first.

"AHH! O-OH ANIMATORS OZ! I-I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!”

These cries sadly fell on deaf ears, Oswald couldn't hear a thing as his senses were blocked by the purrs from his throat, the thump of his paw, and the wet noises that came from the lube everytime Felix pulled out. A hot rush of semen soon came from the tomcat leading the rabbit to never hear those words of desire, the deepest part within him being filled with white. His own orgasm came in full force from the sticky seed filling him, Oswald's dick pulsing as it shot out a few ropes along the checkered loth his cock hung above. His mind was overwhelmed with the sweet dopamine hit of cumming, the exhaustion immediately setting in a second later knocking him unconscious while the cat still gave small thrusts in order to properly empty himself.

The orgasm hit Felix just as hard—minus the fainting—and he groaned as the rabbit collapsed under him. The world felt like it was spinning and he couldn't help but grasp his head to try and quell this. Even disoriented he still has to admit "oh-oh fuck... That... That was better than last time"

"Yeah... I can tell" Ortensia couldn't help but feel like the words Felix had shared were a lot more than what horny people say during sex. The way it was said with such commitment and sincerity was eyebrow raising but she still let her friend recover, going as far as giving him a bottle of water from the basket.

Felix scooped up the bottle and retracted from the sleeping lagomorph, his cock slid out with a trail of cum following, the white substance dripping down his tip. Ortensia was quick to notice even when drinking the water, the cat didn't once pry his eyes off his friend who lay there asleep, the once lively buck now giving soft snores as his chest moved up and down. Felix fell yet again into his own mind, praying Oswald had heard him. How could one not? He screamed out the words for the entire world to heard as he came, all those feelings he felt for the rabbit, the countless nights spent wondering what if, it all came out right then and there. Knowing his luck though, Oswald had probably passed out before he could hear it. Just one untold thing to be added to the long already existing list.

"What's wrong?"

Felix had finished his bottle of water and was drinking air for a solid 10 seconds. He finally turned away from the lagomorph to see the face of not someone annoyed they were denied sexual pleasure, but rather the face of genuine concern. A ball built up in Felix's throat as he saw Ortensia's face, she was a lot closer and nothing but worry was made by her features. Her soft tone only added to this and her oval eyes searched for answers in his. Tension increased with each moment he held his tongue, Felix not wanting for a second to properly confess to the wife of his love. He diverted his gaze, this only making things worse as this was all the confirmation Ortensia needed to know exactly what was up.

"Felix-" she tilted the tomcat's face back towards her, his black fur slightly damp with sweat "I know you like Ozzie, but how deep are these feelings of yours?”

The cat continued to not look at the other, mumbling out a joke response as a sort of defensive mechanism “deeper than his well-used asshole I'll tell ya that much”

“Felix, look at me”

Felix gulped and slowly looked up, expecting to see some sort of harsh glare like he was in trouble. Instead he was met by the kind gaze of the cat who simply wanted to know the truth.

“Tell me what's wrong tom-tom” she eased the other cat into a hug, holding him close in order to soothe him with the sound of her heart beating against his. She pat his back gently and ran her hand through his fur “I'm far from mad, I just wanna know if you're alright”

Felix buried his face into Ortensia’s shoulder as he felt her arms wrap around his body, her presence actually helping his pulse which was through the roof. “No… I'm not alright” pulling away he let out a sigh, his ears pinning against his head “the feelings I have for him run deep, and when I say deep I mean deep ! I don't mean to intrude or step on any toes but it feels like that night when Oswald said he wanted me… that he loved me… it awoke something I tried to hide” Felix covered his face with his hands, he hated the way his mouth moved to make words and was disgusted by his own confession.

"Breathe" is all that Ortensia responded with. She could see his chest screaming with the way he hyperventilated, the last thing she wanted was Felix also fainting.

"Sorry, sorry..." Felix gasped and took the advice, taking a sharp intake of air calming himself "Ortensia did…did Oz ever tell you about us? I mean me and him have always been ya know… close , but I gotta know if he ever explained how close”

"I mean, he's never really told me about anything although with the way you two always ‘played’–“ she put that in air quotes referencing all the times in the past Felix made a dirty joke at Oswald’s expense or even grabbed the rabbit in certain areas “–the closet door was practically left open, yet I just thought it was a simple crush you two had back in the day because Ozzie always said the only other person he dated before me was Francine, she also has backed up that story the few times I've asked about Oswald’s previous love life”

"back up the story? Wait hold on–you still keep in contact with Fanny?"

Ortensia shrugged "she hates Oswald not me, we actually talk a lot and are still pretty close despite her opinion of him, yet that doesn't matter, what I wanna know is did he lie to me? Did you two actually have something?"

"No... That's... Kinda the problem" Felix took a deep breath, all those good memories he had with the buck back in the day acting like a rose, beautiful to look but when you actually try and grasp at it it hurts. Staring off into space he reminisced on what him and Oswald had—or rather—what they could have had. "Before me, you, and Oswald were even friends I liked you two, your cartoons were more than entertaining and when I did get the chance to meet you both I was overjoyed, you two were in the same position I used to be in and new to acting, I was more than happy to show you the ropes and have someone I could relate to" taking a moment to lighten the mood Felix joked "after all I was in your shoes at one point and my mentor was Krazy who spent more time swooning over Ignatz than teaching me"

Ortensia gave a small giggle and nodded "yeah I remember you telling me you had to teach them to act on TV a couple years later if I'm not mistaken”

"Righty-O! That kat couldn't act to save one of their nine lives" The tomcat's smile slowly faded as he began to get to the root of the issue "but as for me and Oz, well... teaching him how to be a better actor soon turned into us just hanging out, I don't know why but when we were just together and not talking about work it made my day a thousand times better, whenever he'd ring me up to go out and get some drinks, or maybe just mess about in Ub's animating room when he wasn't there I would always accept because with him life just felt better”

Ortensia stayed silent and extended a hand to the tomcat, Felix accepted and held onto her with a firm, near crushing grasp. She didn't shy away from it, even if it was discomforting for her it was clear he needed something to hold onto. He needed someone there for him in general and she was more happy to sit and listen as he carried on. Hurt was clear in both Felix's tone and face, even if she couldn't see his eyes because they gravitated towards her sleeping husband. The sight of Oswald peacefully sleeping just made it harder for him to speak, the buck was right there and he heard none of this. He still needed to get it off his chest though, it was eating him away on the inside like acetone and he couldn't bear it any more.

"We really only got closer with each day, we'd spend hours talking about the plans we'd make when we were both rich and more famous than anyone would ever be, we'd get so tired from this we'd fall asleep in each other's arms and wake up next to each other with our fur all messed up, he at no point ever told me while we were doing this you and him also had something going on and before I knew it..."

The words he spoke burned his throat, his mouth had turned into a desert that hadn't had a drop of rain for years. His head returned and the world seemed to spin, a horrible sense of nausea fell onto him and the sickness creeped upwards from his gut. The cat could barely keep himself from collapsing under his own embarrassment but he persisted, if not to rid himself of this burden but to at least explain to Ortensia why he had such thoughts. Thoughts that went a bit farther than someone with "friends with benefits" status should have.

"When he told me you proposed to him, it... it broke me… you didn't do anything wrong, it was my fault for never being brave enough to tell him how much he meant to me and I had no right to get mad but I did! I couldn't help but be mad! It felt like all those times we were together were nothing but then simple bonding moments between friends even though it meant so much more to me, I thought it meant so much more to him!" Felix looked at Ortensia, his eyes now watery and full of grief as the sunlight reflected off the droplets highlighting his sadness "I loved him... I still love him more than anything else, it's why I've been a bachelor for all my life and broke up with Kitty! I just couldn't be in a relationship knowing that my first love was stolen from me by someone who I also trusted, just taken from me by some–some–some nobody!”

Felix immediately stopped upon hearing himself refer to his best friend's wife—who was a very deep friend of his—as nothing more than a “nobodyl". It was a line that shouldn't of been crossed and the regret registered as Ortensia shared the same look of shock he had. Both cat's tails curled and laid low to the ground, neither sure how to continue.

"Oh... Oh no..." Felix retracted his hand and covered his mouth "oh Mesmer, I-I didn't mean it like that Ortensia, I just–"

"No! No!" Ortensia swiftly interrupted, grabbing the tomcat's hand once more she reassured him "I know what you meant Felix, it's okay" with a small awkward chuckle she dismissed it "well I certainly wouldn't call myself a ‘nobody’’ as you put it so kindly, I do understand why that would of hurt you, you never really let those feelings go have you?"

"Real bummer to say but: no" Felix furrowed his brow "no matter how hard I tried those feelings are harder to get rid of than a nasty tick that's latched onto your back, all the jokes I've made about Oswald here and there, I think that was just those feelings of mine getting vented out without me even realizing it”

Ortensia understood how the cat felt, she had no idea Felix was that invested in Oswald back then. If she knew she wouldn't have asked him out, dated him, or proposed to him. What bugged her though was that after all these years he never expressed any of these feelings or thoughts, the most he did was the aforementioned jokingly flirting. The emotions clearly had been eating him for long without him knowing, he had bottled up all this to the point it overflowed. With a quick glance over at the photo album left on the other side of the cloth she grabbed it and flipped through, stopping at the page that held a picture of Felix at their wedding. All of them wore their best clothing, her in a lovely white dress, her husband in a sparkling suit, and Felix following in his own. Despite the smile the cat held in the photo she now knew that smile held nothing but regret.

"If you hated me so much because of what I did then what about this?” She gestured down at the photo “why did you come to our wedding and why did you still continue to be my friend and not just Oswald’s?”

"Well I knew getting mad was childish, I remember seeing you two... The love you had for each other, it was closer than me and Oz ever got and I felt that deep down, as much as I hated it, I knew you two were meant for each other" he rolled his eyes at that statement, the irony biting him “literally! You two were so genuine with the love you had cartoons, it was so obvious from the start you two had something, I'm a moron for never noticing you two were a thing back then" With a sigh he turned his back to the feline in order to look at Oswald, the decades old love still fresh "when I was invited to your wedding I decided to be the bigger cat, you two were a thing and there wasn't a thing I could do about it, I decided to take the high road and continued to be the best friend I could of been. Seeing your relationship grow after all these years makes me realize that maybe it was for the best not crying over milk that was split, what you two got together is beautiful, you're wonderful parents to 420 adorable children and you two don't even really argue. When I arrived to your wedding I did admit i was… bitter, but after seeing how you two acted I managed to forget I ever wanted Oz and instead accepted your relationship, I was content and happy I was in your lives at all” Felix slumped over and wiped his tears, airing it all out did feel relieving yet it didn't sting any less hearing it all aloud “call me selfish but with this sex thing it made me remember what I tried to forget and I can't help but remember how he made me feel and I want to feel like that again, I just want to know… what–what am I in your relationship? I'm still your friend—I hope—but is there maybe any room I could be anything else?”

"Oh you silly cat" Ortensia wrapped her arms around Felix and hugged him from behind, nuzzling his neck with her head she purred "You're Felix, my best friend and Oswald’s first love from what I've seen” tilting his head to look back at her she rubbed his chin “Oswald wouldn't of asked me permission to have sex with you if he also didn't have feelings for you, it was you he thought of when I couldn't fulfill his needs 24/7, I think that shows more than anything that he definitely felt something for you back then and still does, he'd be more than happy to have you be more of a permanent addition”

Felix's ears raised, a blush creeping across his face as Ortensia gave him a kiss on the cheek "thanks for the reassurance but really I don't know if he would, I don't wanna overstep any boundaries and with the way he pushed me away earlier today I think he may just want me for my dick”

“You know he's not that shallow to do such a thing, I think you're overthinking”

“But–” Ortensia put a finger to the feline’s mouth and shushed him.

“Shhh, I'll set the record straight because I know Ozzie enough to know he probably just doesn't want anybody to publicly know you're involved with us” she rolled her eyes and glanced at her husband, his ego sometimes bigger than his heart “he doesn't even cuss because he tries to be a role model to the kids and what fans he has left, do you really think he'd want people to know you were apart of our relationship? I'm sure he wouldn't be ashamed of it but he would want to keep it hush-hush for the sake of his reputation as a child star, I don't really care what people would think yet he definitely does–that or maybe he just got tired of you touching him in public”

“Oz never complained about me touching him before? Heck sometimes he'd grab me back”

Ortensia shrugged “you never know dear, things change and maybe he just doesn't want to mess around like that out in the open, either way one think I do know is that my Oswald loves you and you need to sit down and have a proper talk with him–" she gestured over to her husband "–yourself if you wanna be something more, at the end of the day I'm just happy you've been in my life and you've stuck beside us through thick and thin" she placed another kiss on his cheek and rubbed his sides "I hope you know that whatever you want out of this I'll more than accept it, after all when I said I'll share my hubby I meant it! Not just his body but him as a whole"

Feeling flattered by the words and gestures Felix brightened up immediately and cracked a joke "heh, yeah I get it, it's why I put his hole to use”

Ortensia laughed as Felix melted into her embrace, her nuzzles making him feel content. Her kindness was unmatched and with all the words of reassurance she gave it made all the anxieties he felt a moments ago disappear. Having such an understanding friend who not only didn't mind but actually understood him was more than he could ever deserve. With a purr he began to nuzzle back, appreciating every little follicle of fur that brushed against his own.

While Felix was enjoying the more wholesome aspect of the moment, Ortensia held something dirtier on her mind. They were still both naked after all and she never got to reach orgasm the way her husband or her friend did which is why she slowly traversed her hand to the tomcat's lap. The hug turning rather lewd the moment she grasped at his flaccid dick and pulled the skin back, doing a mock growl as she saw the precum covered pink skin.

"Wo-woah!" Felix yelped "uh–Ortensia?! Oz is still sleeping"

"Oh I know, but letting you boys have all the fun while I was getting left out doesn't seem all too fair does it?" moving her mouth close to Felix's neck she mimicked the way he bit at the bunny’s skin, holding it for a good second before letting go and rubbing his cheek "you know Tom-Tom, Ozzie wasn't the only one who held feelings for you"

Felix shuddered but didn't make any attempt to leave Ortensia's hold, her hand moving down to massage his balls making his dick harden. With a quick shake of his head to whisk away the fluster nerves he backed up into the other cat, his own tone turning sultry.

"Oh yeah? You got something you wanna get off that pretty chest of yours then?"

"Well, it's not as big as your bombshell yet I will say... There have been moments when I've looked at you and wondered what you were given" looking at Felix's cock and the size slowly growing in her palm she bit her lip, wrapping a hand around it fully she gave a few soft tugs to get it fully erect "now I know you were more than blessed and seeing how good you treated my honey-bun, I gotta wonder if you can treat a woman that good"

Although seductive and more than enough to make him fold in any other circumstances Felix sighed, his playful tone gone "can I be real for a second? I kinda gave Oz all I got…” he chuckled awkwardly “hehehe, I'm sorry but if I gotta thrust one more time I'll be exactly like him, face down in the dirt"

Ortensia was caught off guard by this response, she wasn't used to having partners who would get exhausted so easily. Looking back on it and the pure desperation in the tomcat’s voice but also body, it made sense. She couldn't help but feel an ever slight tinge of jealousy from it, her husband effectively drained the cat of all his stamina. Making adjustments on the fly she wouldn't let that discourage her, quickly adapting to this an idea came to her head and she smiled.

"Aww well that's too bad now" scratching behind Felix's ears with one hand she gripped the base of his cock with her other "guess it's up to me to please myself with this then, of course the women has to do eevverrything by herself”

The tomcat's ears laid against his head, apologetically he rubbed against her "aww gee you don't gotta make me feel worse about, I said I was sorry"

"Oh you know I'm just messing with you Felix, don't feel bad about it" letting go of his dick, Ortensia gave him a quick squeeze before pulling away and backing up "I think marrying a rabbit has just given me a few unrealistic expectations of what other species are capable of”

"Unrealistic is the understatement of the century" Felix whispered under his breath.

Putting her hands on her hips, Ortensia glared at the cat “you do realize you are bad at whispering right?”

Felix went silent, looking at the feline he didn't expect to get called out. With an awkward smile he tried to change the subject by pointing down to his crotch "whoops! I think I'm getting soft from all this talking, we better hurry it along, hehe.. heh...."

Ortensia sat there looking at Felix for a good second, letting him wallow in his own embarrassment. After she felt like it had been long enough, the cat let it go and with a shake of her head she dismissed it. With that little debacle out of the way she went back to being seductive, upon standing up she let her tail drag against Felix's face. The black furry appendage caressed his face and rubbed under his chin as she made her way in front of him, doing exactly what he did to her husband earlier. Ortensia smirked and overshadowed the flustered feline, it was nice to know the charm of flaunting herself worked on just about everyone, and by the way Felix's eyes traced each and every part of her body it was clear it worked on him too. Felix soon received a lot more for his eyes to marvel, while admiring her form a very conveniently gust of wind blew from the east making her skirt flutter and rise just enough for him to see her vagina and the wetness that dampened her inner thighs. The cliche initially made Ortensia freeze up when it occurred but considering what was about to happen she took in the moment, the breezing feeling good on her privates.

The cat held the top of her skirt still for Felix to get a better look and asked with a grin "like what you see?”

Felix's mind couldn't formulate words, his jaw literally dropping to the floor as he panted like a dog "hah! hah! hah! hah!"

Ortensia snorted and rolled her eyes “ha! I'll take that as a yes I suppose"

The trees around them rattled from the wind, the breeze leaving as fast as it came as the female feline got down and straddled Felix's hips. Once she rolled his tongue back into his mouth and closed his jaw she cupped his cheeks and brought him into a kiss. Although at first reserved, trying to keep the kiss light with his hands to his side the tomcat soon felt Ortensia's rough tongue rub up against his craving more. Her hips moved in unison with her tongue, grinding up sensually on Felix’s dick she smeared her excitement all over his shaft and moaned feeling his length up against her clit. With boundaries not exactly being an issue, Felix embraced her advances and held her hips. Letting his mouth's bristles get snagged on hers, he shuddered feeling her lower lips push against his shaft.

Breaking the kiss she moaned his name, her arousal making the words fall out her mouth "Oh Felix..."

The cat brought her back into the kiss, whispering her name back in-between breaths "O-Ortensia, mmm, oh gosh I forgot how good it felt to be with a women"

"Well just you wait until you feel the inside" wrapping her fingers around his cock, Ortensia picked herself up and pressed the head to her hole. This immediately alerted Felix, his eyes going wide in alarm.

"Ah! W-wait!"

Ortensia's ears laid flat against her head, the tomcat's tone startling her and making her pull away "oh dear, are you okay!?”

"Yeah, no, of course, I was just wondering if you maybe packed any rubbers in the basket?" Awkwardly rubbing the back of his head the feline chuckled, doing his best to calm the other cat as he realized he may have given her a scare "I don't want any accidents happening, wouldn't want you or Oz having to explain why your 421st child isn't a rabbit”

Ortensia smacked her lips and dismissed it with a head shake "ah–don't worry about a thing, when you have a rabbit husband the second you hear about birth control you get on it and don't stop, you can finish without me hopping off”

"Really!?" Felix blinked slowly trying to understand if what he heard was correct "Well uhh... That's nice to know and thanks, but I gotta wonder has being on the pill that long had any side effects?"

"The first few iterations and years there were a whole load of side effects which kinda made it not worth it to use, that and it wasn't very effective which is why I didn't stop having kids until the late 90s, after that though...” she tried to think of any bodily issues it caused, after realizing there was none she continued “it could be just us toons and our anatomy working differently but I didn't have any issues after that”

"Huh... Well that's interesting to know" looking down at his dick Felix still felt unsure, like he was treading on territory that didn't belong to him. Looking back up at Ortensia he asked once more "so you sure Oz won't have a problem with me going in bare”

Staring past the cat, Ortensia grew smug. A snicker came from the side of her mouth and she pointed behind him "if you think Ozzie will have a problem with it then why don't you just ask him if you can?”

It was at this point Felix felt an all too familiar hand touch his shoulder making his face heat up. His assumption of who it was soon was proven right almost immediately, Felix was pulled onto his back and he looked upwards to see Oswald staring down at him. The rabbit's sly grin made him more than happy to see that he awoke.

"Hey Oz... Uhh, you wouldn't mind if your wife took me for a ride without a saddle would you?"

"Oh sure I don't mind at all" Oswald replied earnestly, however after that straight answer his voice got a lot lower and he glanced back at his rear end "buuttt~... I feel like you should at least clean up the last mess you made before starting a new one"

Felix was confused on what the buck meant, he followed Oswald's line of sight and upon seeing his ass his brow furrowed "... I thought you said licking someone else's butt is gross?"

Oswald's face flickered black and white, he was cornered and he gave a hesitant reply "I mean... I wouldn't personally do it to a fella yet you don't seem to have that problem, I just thought it felt really good"

Both Ortensia and Felix chuckled, the hypocrisy was clearly there but Felix shrugged it off "Eh, might as well finish the first creampie” he joked.

Oswald was absolutely ecstatic to hear those words and placed himself over Felix, the sight of his thick ass making the cat's pupils thin. It only got better when he spread his cheeks revealing the hole he had fucked not to long ago, white cum covering the pink flesh and surrounding black fur. After catching a glimpse of Felix licking his chops Oswald took a seat on his face, making sure to lean forward a little in order to let him breathe. Ortensia followed, lifting herself up she positioned herself above Felix's length and lowered herself inch by inch onto the tomcat's cock letting it disappear into her. It was a decent amount longer than her husband but lacked the substantial girth Oswald packed, still it did the job in pleasuring her. The cockhead rubbed up against spots she didn't even know she had, small bits of pleasure being derived with each centimeter that slid into her hole until she was properly seated.

"Ohh fuck!” She gasped “oh dear… you weren't lying Ozzie" grinding on Felix's dick she felt her body grow hot and fur prickle. Each and every hair stood on edge and she couldn't help but moan as she felt it rub up against her walls "this feels great!"

Oswald gave small nods as his face flashed between black and white. If he opened his mouth all that would come out would be squeaks and mewls, the textured tongue on his asshole making it hard to do anything other than moan or beg for more. Not to mention the embarrassment he had, getting railed was one thing when he didn't have to directly face her but having his butt licked whilst he faced his wife held a certain level of humiliation to it.

Ortensia didn't see it like that though. She picked up on his feelings by the way his nose twitched and ears sagged, reaching over to grasp his hand she gave it a firm squeeze to garner his attention before cooing "You look so handsome honey-bun, 

Felix's ears twitched as he heard the toon cat comfort her husband. He couldn't see the bunny's face but he could just imagine the adorable flustered look he had. What he could see though was the ball of fluff the buck had on his butt, the tail immediately kicking up after hearing those supportive words. It was such a wonderful thing to hear, the supportive and genuine way they were always there for each other making him feel all fuzzy for both. The only thing that really ruined the sweet moment was the inherent raunchiness of the situation he was in, under them both with one on his face and the other on his dick. The two atop him didn't think it ruined the mood one bit, the sounds of lips smacking together being clear evidence that the entire thing was nothing but a lovely moment they were sharing.

Felix continued to please the buck who's rear was on his face, making extra attention not to damage the skin with the bristles. At first slow, the cat dragged his tongue up from Oswald's perineum all the way to his asshole, cleaning the outside from any of his jizz that leaked out. Soft moans and little whimpers signified he was doing a good job, the noises only driving him to quicken and lick hungrily at the rabbit’s hole. The distinct taste of his own cum filled his mouth as he cleaned out what he put in, the salty fluids not exactly being the most appetizing but like Oswald's ass itself, it wasn't appalling by any means. There was one thing that off-put Felix though, he didn't know what it was exactly but there was a certain aftertaste that plagued his mouth. He would be able to properly discern it if it weren't for the taste of his own spunk but as it stood it was just odd flavoring. Actually—maybe that's exactly what it was.

"MMM!" Felix muffled out, patting Oswald on the side to gain his attention.

"Wha-?" Oswald immediately sat up and forward, worried he had put to much weight on his friend "Felix are you okay!?"

Ortensia put a hand on Felix's stomach, startled for the second time and ready to remove herself if need be.

Felix quickly calmed both, swallowing some of the cum in his mouth he cleared his throat and spoke "oh don't worry Oz I'm not hurt, I just gotta wonder is the lube I used flavored?"

"Um... Yes?" Ortensia awkwardly replied "I bought it with banana flavoring in case Oswald or I wanted to give you a blowjob, does it taste bad or something?"

"Bad? No, not at all" Felix licked his lips and pointed up at Oswald "I just wanted to say that the fruit, tastes like fruit !”

Putting his hand on his face the cat cackled hysterically, slamming his other on the ground as he was thrown into a laughing fit. To him it was one of if not the best joke he had ever made, the humor sadly failed on the married couple though. Oswald's face strobed black and white and he promptly sat down, silencing the cat with his ass.

"HAHA-MFH!"

Oswald's ears hung low as he looked over at his wife, her face showcasing a clear grimace "I thought you liked all his jokes?"

"I like the funny jokes dear, that wasn't funny it was just..."

She struggled to find words, the rabbit being the one to finish her sentence for her "plain awful?"

She nodded "Couldn't of said it better myself"

Felix who heard it all let out a snicker that was muffled from his friend's cheeks. He was honestly disappointed it didn't get nothing other than criticism, it was golden wordplay. Whatever the case he moved, using his mouth to please his best friend rather than gain laughs. Delving his tongue past the outer ring, the tomcat began to maneuver it around Oswald's asshole. The Inner walls clenched around his tongue forcing him to slow down briefly, only briefly though as with each lick they soon loosened allowing more ease of access. At first slow and intentional, genuinely trying to clean out what he put in, the amount of sperm he was able to slurp up lessened drastically. A few good swipes and gulps made it so that whatever was left of the orgasm was too deep to reach, leaving only a vague salty taste combined with the artificial banana flavoring on Oswald's insides. The sweet and salty mix actually made it better for Felix than last time he had tongue-fucked his friend, any sort of smell and fleshy taste was made better and rather pleasant from the lube. He could eat his friend out without a worry, the subtle movements Oswald made atop him being a thank you as the buck grinded his butt back and forth.

"Aaahhhh.... Oh F-Felix" Oswald moaned, his friend's name only fueling the tomcat to continue. Licks got more fervorous, arousal heightening the second making the rabbit shake as precum rolled down his cock onto the cat’s chest.

Ortensia reveled in the sight in front of her, something about seeing her husband all needy made her all hot, the warm sun on her fur suddenly became sweltering. She never licked him down there but on the several occasions she'd fuck his ass with a strap seeing him beg and whimper is what turned her on the most. She didn't even realize it when her body started moving, her hips subconsciously picking themselves up in order to please the searing desire within her with the tomcat’s shaft. Once she registered her body's subtle movements and the way Felix’s dick rubbed up against certain areas, she shuddered and began to do it intentionally, raising herself up a few inches only to slowly sink back down. She took her time in penetrating herself, occasionally being met with Felix’s body jerking upwards in order to meet hers. As petty as it was she decided to take advantage and as a small act of revenge she maintained a steady and deliberate pace, making Felix squirm while she put her own satisfaction first.

"Ooohh fuck! That's great, mghhh!" Felix tried to cry out in ecstacy, the weight of Oswald pushing down on him reducing the words to mere murmurs.

"Aaahhhh! F-Felix! Don't stop! Don't stop!" Oswald panted in between his shrill squeaks, his asshole getting licked making it hard to speak.

Unlike Oswald, Felix actually did manage to maintain concentration when pleasing another orally. Despite how much he could feel his cock throbbing in anticipation of cumming in Ortensia's moist warmth, he managed to continue. Flicking his tongue, he pressed it against where he presumed Oswald’s prostate lay while he was rode. 

Ortensia picked up the pace as she felt her body climb up steps of euphoria, an orgasm getting closer and closer with each second Felix's dick remained in her. With quivering legs she drew herself up more, getting a good 3 inches off the toon cat's shaft before plummeting back and sliding down to the base. Her tail curled and she grabbed onto her moaning husband for support, her own mouth making the carnal sounds of her species.

" MMMRRR ..." She yowled with closed eyes. Grabbing onto her husband, she buried her face into his chest fluff as she continued moving up and down Felix's long rod " RRWWWOO- MPH! A-AH!"

Oswald wrapped his arms around Ortensia and held onto her, keeping her body steady. The rabbit felt her hot breath against his chest, her entire body wracked with pleasure. Oswald sat there holding her, Ortensia's entire body trembling until she came to a sudden halt. As good as getting anally licked felt, it wasn't enough for Oswald to finish leaving only the two cat’s to release. Felix was the first with the sensation of Ortensia's wet pussy wrapping around his cock finally sending him over the edge, what cum he had left in his balls was hastily deposited as it came rushing out of his cockhead and into the female cat who remained on him. Ortensia reached orgasm a second later, her muscles tightening and vagina clenching around the lengthy cock penetrating her before dopamine made her mind all fuzzy with the release of fluids onto Felix's dick.

"Oh-Oh dear... Oh f-fuck that was good" she mewled into her husband's chest "mmm..."

Oswald lifted her head to meet his gaze, leaning in he gave her a small kiss on her supple lips before jokingly saying "you can see why I was moaning so loud that night right?"

"Mhm" she weakly responded, giving him a sly smile she placed a hand on his face and giggled "as good as Felix's dick is though, I hope you know you'll still forever be the best man I've ever slept with"

Oswald caressed her hand on his face and smirked "well then if you got another go in you I don't mind treating you to the best, after all you deserve nothing less my beautiful queen"

"How chivalrous of you honey-bun"

The two got off Felix and began to roll around on the picnic blanket beside him, he didn't have anything to say as he laid there basking in the best sex he ever had with a woman before. He was left absolutely speechless, of course he was slightly disappointed he couldn't get his friend to cum with just his tongue alone yet upon seeing Oswald's engorged, quivering cock that was absolutely drenched in precum he felt like it was only fair he got to please his wife with it. And please he did, while still kissing his wife the rabbit rubbed his cock against her sensitive clit, the back to back stimulation making Ortensia squirm in delight. Oswald needed no prep whatsoever and after hearing Ortensia moan once he immediately penetrated her with his thick length, Felix's cum, her wetness, and his pre all combining to make a natural lubricant making her pussy lack any friction. Quick thrusts were given as if he were in a rush to nut, less than half a second was given after pulling his shaft partially out until the buck rammed rutted just as fast. 

"OH! OH! A-AH! OZZIE! Right there! Right there honey! AH!" Ortensia gasped, her hands gripping tightly onto his shoulders with nails digging in ever so slightly in order to maintain some sort of stability. “

Oswald didn't say a word although it seemed like he desperately wanted to, perhaps serenade wife with more words of adoration. His body did all the talking though, his mouth instead taking in brisk bits of air that blew through their fur. The buck repeatedly penetrated his wife with the want of an animal in heat, the way he did it was anything but sloppy though. Each time he flung his hips forward to meet Ortensia's he made sure his cock hit all the usual areas the feline loved. It was all calculated and the way her pussy tried to clamp down on his cock gave him all the info he needed to keep going as he was. Time and time again he had pleased her and himself, oftentimes more than once in a singular night. Never once did any of the attraction he ever felt fade, his cock still throbbed and his heart still beat the exact same way even after so many years worth of marriage and several kids. Gritting his teeth, the rabbit prepared to finish and have his cum join Felix's deep inside Ortensia's pussy until he opened his eyes and glanced over at Felix.

With two intense orgasms leaving him satisfied and honestly a bit light headed Felix was prioritizing cleaning up. As soon as he was capable, the tomcat washed all the sweat and saliva he had spread around his maw by peeling off the white fur and by extension his mouth like a sticker. After ringing out that part of his face like a used rag he slapped it back on and rested with his head in his hands. Surprisingly he did a great job at tuning out the two's noises, the wet slapping and moans not derailing his train of thought for he was pondering when was the best time to talk to Oswald. Surely not after they just all had a threesome in the forest, they all had a great time and he didn't wish to dampen the day by talking about his place in the relationship. Maybe the next day he could have a face to face chat, or would that still be too early? After all the sex would be anything but forgettable so when was the exact best time, perhaps a few months where they would already be settled in and comfortable with each other? No, that would probably be too late, if he asked a few months into their little arrangement Oswald would surely get the wrong idea and think he was just taking advantage of the entire thing. The entire thing stressed Felix out to not time, his body trembling as he thought more and more about it.

That is until he heard Oswald, not only his friend but the first love of his life call his name.

"Ngh! F-Felix! Come over—FUUMGH!!... Over here!"

"Huh?" The tomcat turned his head to see the buck slowing his thrusts ever so slightly, still putting enough force with each push to make Ortensia's body lurch under him. Awkwardly Felix answered him with a somewhat solemn expression, trying his best to not ruin the mood "I'm exhausted Oz, ain't a drop left in my sack so I can't spit roasting anybody or anything else you could cook up in that mind of yours”

"No! I–HAAH!" Oswald's nose twitched as he tried to contain himself, his wife's tight hole making it beyond difficult. Letting out a singular word he tried to speak over the messy moans Ortensia was spewing "kiss!"

"...What?" Felix's tail curled into a question mark, the word confusing him.

Seeing as his friend wasn't exactly getting it Oswald took a brief moment to husk out one of his favorite things about sex, the thing that held the most weight in to him and changed the act from simple fucking to proper love making "could you come and kiss me?... It feels better when I finish with someone I love smooching me"

"Hurry it up Felix!" Ortensia shouted, Oswald immediately continued his movements hearing her voice "MPHH!! Oh Honey-Bun! Don't ever stop, holy fuck!”

Despite Ortensia yelling for him Felix froze up, his body becoming a statue. His mind raced with the last time they had sex, those silky smooth words the rabbit said during it last time was more than just a script or an act. Those words rang in his head, “I love you” . Despite tricking him it seems that the confession wasn't a part of a script, instead it was the honest truth and by the way he asked for a kiss Felix knew it. The feline still had his doubts, not completely convinced and unsure if Oswald’s love for him was the same type of love he held for Ortensia. It was close though, the closest he would probably ever get. Either way the buck was beckoning him over and didn't deny, instantly being beside the married couple. He hadn't even remembered standing up and walking over but in the blink of an eye he was there, on his knees next to the love of his life who leaned in with puckered lips. With a mind thinking of nothing other than that warm feeling he got whenever he was with the rabbit he met him halfway with the only regret being he never told Oswald how he felt all those years ago. That didn't matter though, the past was the past. What did matter was what was happening in the now and that was a sweet moment between all three of them, Ortensia swooning over the kiss slightly as she felt the rabbit unload his seed into her. It was like invisible fireworks that shot off into the afternoon skies, with love for both the cats in his life Oswald came. Thick sperm and a whole lot more than even Felix's first load ever held came rushing out his tip, Ortensia yowling and cumming herself as the fluids flooded her core. 

Oswald's eyelids dropped, no longer being able to look at Felix, although before he went out the tomcat managed to catch his head and whisper. "I love you too Oz, I always have" before the buck could properly pass out.

Too weak to speak Oswald fell unconscious, his body going limp. Letting him go, Felix chuckled slightly seeing the rabbit slump over unceremoniously onto Ortensia who kissed his head and gave him pets.

Looking up at the other toon she made the gentle remark "I think we're done for today... At least I know you are and I definitely need to walk tomorrow so I'm also kaput on anymore sex”

"Yeah... I had fun though" peering down over her he kissed her on the cheek, speaking in a lowered voice to let Oswald get some rest he confessed "I actually don't feel like I need to talk to Ozzie, I think I'm just gonna have fun being the same Ol' Felix to you two, or course ya know I'll happy to take him off your hands if you're ever hurting or if you need anything else"

"Oh! Actually yes I do need something" giving a sly smile she sat up slightly and pressed her snout against his as she spoke "Me and Ozzie actually wanted to do a proper date night next week, as much as we loved this we'd like to have some fun that didn't involve sex for a day so I was wondering if you could watch the kids by yourself"

Felix gave a small smile and looked away, whistling nonchalantly as he rolled up the fur on his wrist like a sleeve revealing a watch "oh would you look at that! Today was my only free day of the entire month, I sadly can't"

"Joking, absolutely joking" she knew Felix's excuse was also a joke and the tomcat would make the effort to watch all the buns if absolutely wanted. Nuzzling against him she purred "You will take responsibility if the astronomical chance the plan-B didn't work though"

"Oh please" Felix rolled his eyes "I ain't got a chance in the world to knock you up considering Oz drowned whatever kittens I had stored up, you'd gotta be extremely lucky for tha-"

"Don't jinx it" Ortensia said suddenly, absolutely deadpan "I really don't want these jokes to go farther because you cursed us"

"You're superstitious?" Felix snickered "don't tell me you got an issue with walking under ladders now do ya? Oh! Oh!" He snapped his fingers "What about breaking a mirror? That scare ya?"

She stuck her tongue out at him playfully "Call it whatever you want, as a black cat it's in my nature to be superstitious"

"black cats bring bad luck kitty-kat," looking down at Oswald Felix reached over, gently caressing his ear as he heard snores "And animator knows you ain't bad luck, quite the reverse actually"

Looking at Oswald on her chest she couldn't help but agree "Well you're right about that, I'm one lucky lady" looking back up to Felix she booped him on the nose "Lucky to have such a wonderful and handsome friend to share my hubby with"

Both cat's laughed, whatever anxiety that plagued Felix was cut away with the earlier kiss and Ortensia's absolutely selfless nature. There was once again not a thing he could think of to make it up to her, then again perhaps just being with them at all would be repayment. After all, his presence sure was a gift that anyone would love to have. In all seriousness though, Felix did have to admit it would be better to let sleeping dogs lie and be happy with how things turned out. Not only was he happy but so was Ortensia and Oswald, both of whom thanked him again as they began to pack up. Of course they all quickly cleaned up their bodies, the married couple in particular both being annoyed after the horniness died down by the fact that Felix's big dick pumped cum into them so deep it would definitely require a shower once they would get home. Of course they didn't blame him though, sex wasn't without the downsides of course. It didn't matter though, what mattered was that everything turned out grand. Besides the fact that when looking at their cellphones in Ortensia's purse they saw Minnie and Mickey had actually called them 46 times during the entire time they were out, that was the main reason why they were suddenly in a hurry to leave.

"Hay Felix!" Oswald called from across a field, holding the picnic basket they stored a comical amount of items he jumped up to gain the tomcat's attention "mind folding that uhh–... Dirty tablecloth!? Ortensia didn't pack any wet wipes and we don't want anything to stain the car!"

"Oh of course, cum in my fur is acceptable though right?"

"...what!?" Oswald yelled.

Felix sighed, his witty remark being lost with the distance. Raising his tone he cupped his hands around his mouth like a megaphone— he stopped upon looking over at his magic bag which he grabbed and turned into an actual megaphone to yell back "RIGHTY-O! ON IT!"

Without another word Oswald disappeared into the trees and made his way back to the car leaving Felix all alone to finish up. It was only fair though, he was the one who also finished up the last of the food. With one asleep and the other firmly pinned by the who was asleep Felix had helped himself to whatever was left of what was packed. Ortensia didn't bother telling him otherwise, after all the food was meant to be eaten.  The one who took corral with this was the buck who woke up from his post orgasm nap famished like a bear coming out of hibernation. All that really did was make Felix's fat jokes warranted funnily enough.

"Annndddd~ there!" Felix managed to magically fold the square piece of cloth until it was no bigger than an inch, still maintaining its perfectly flat width magically "welp that solves that, guess the only thing to do now is skedaddle"

Looking upwards at the sky the sun was beginning to set, they had spent the entire day out without even realizing. Time flew by when having fun, and nothing was more fun for the tomcat than being with the two he adored. Also a good portion of the time they spent was Oswald's aforementioned habit of fainting, but that was neither here nor there and if anything it gave everyone an excuse to just sit around and relax for a bit. All that was coming to an end now, the day, the intimacy, the pleasant weather which was now turning more chilly. The only thing that would be taken was memories, memories of the cold grass beneath his paws contrasting with the earlier heat of Oswald and Ortensia atop him. Memories of sharing the guilt he had bottled up for so long, the release of which made him feel 10 times lighter. There was one more thing that was left though, one final little detail that Felix caught right as he was leaving the clearing.

"... Wait–what!?”

Felix's tone held disbelief, he assumed his eyes deceived him. After rubbing them, letting them roll around his dome by shaking his head, and even unscrewing them and putting in some new ones, what he saw still remained. The tree which signified Oswald's and Ortensia's love was altered, vandalized. The initials which held deep meaning for the couple and had been there for decades were scratched off the bark leaving nothing but a patchy area where it was. With the removal of that something new was born, slightly above where the old mark was something else was engraved replacing it. Something that held the exact same meaning only this time it was not merely exclusive to the cat and rabbit. On the bark were the freshly etched repeat initials of "O", and "O", but between them held a new initial. An “F” signaling something clear as day that didn't need to be said. It seemed Felix didn't need to ever talk to Oswald about being something more because they were both on the same page already. The love was already there and all it took was some—actually a lot—of degeneracy and a little lying for everyone to realize what they wanted.

BEEP BEEP

Felix jumped out his skin—literally. His skeleton hopped right out of his furry form leading him to look around in a panic only to realize it was the car horn of the married couple in a rush. Although by the addition of his initial it looked like they weren't exactly a couple anymore.

Putting back on his coat the cat shouted out "hold your horses will ya!? I don't exactly remember my way back to the car!”

With a light grumble he slipped back into his fur and gave the tree one last look, one last memory to be had. With that forever being stored in his brain he soon made his way past the trees, zigging here and zagging hither, he left the little slice of paradise in the forest barren with the only souls being aware of it being the animals who dwelled there and the three lustful toons who some may say tarnished it with their love. Whether tarnished or not it didn't matter to them as they managed to look back on their long lives and see all the chapters that had been written and stored away. New chapters being opened up from the one being currently finished, now whatever new endeavors the three would have would be left up to them. Goofy shenanigans, heartfelt lovey moments, and even some occasional bitter or sad moments all would be a part of their lives. It was all three of them against the world and they would be there for each other in order to catalog their endless adventures yet to come. They left their date and the forest with their memories as the day came to an end, carrying with them another thing that latched on. It was the same feeling they all held for each other and the one that kickstarted this entire tale.

Love