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2024-09-01
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Earth's Strange History or How Man Conquered the Stars [OLD]

Summary:

The Time Lords have picked earth as cannon fodder once again. Let’s see how bad they messed up…

Or:

From the farthest reaches of space to the hidden realms of the Earth, countless civilizations and dimensions exist side by side, intersecting in unexpected ways. As humanity evolved, their homeworld acted as a focal point of many, many events, becoming a battleground of hidden alien civilizations, ancient sorcery, secret societies, and advanced technologies. The stage is set for a cataclysmic clash between the powers of Earth and the vast forces of the universe.

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I do not own anything in this fanfic. All properties featured are own by their respective owners.

Chapter 1: Introduction

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I decided to remaster this page to better fit the current state of the fic.

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Welcome to Earth's Strange History!

With premission from @Greyhound1701, I’ve made my own timeline based on Earth's Alien History, throwing in a chaotic mix of universes, and taking the Time Lords down a peg (because they’ve earned some well-deserved karma, right?).

Before we dive in, here’s a rundown of all the franchises that'll be making an appearance:

  • Doctor Who
  • Stargate
  • War of the Worlds
  • Worldwar
  • Buck Rogers
  • The Thing
  • District 9
  • V
  • Predator
  • Alien Nation
  • Footfall
  • Independence Day
  • Earth: Final Conflict
  • Space Battleship Yamato
  • Ender's Game
  • Star Trek
  • The Road Not Taken
  • Metroid
  • Mass Effect
  • Sym-Biotic Titan
  • Pacific Rim
  • Uplift
  • Command & Conquer (Tiberium Universe)
  • Avatar (Cameron)
  • DC Comics
  • The Day the Earth Stood Still
  • Foundation/Empire (Asimov)
  • Babylon 5
  • Galactic Civilizations
  • Destroy All Humans
  • John Carter of Mars
  • Aelita: The Decline of Mars
  • Homeworld
  • Universal Monsters
  • Van Helsing
  • Marvel Comics
  • Power Rangers
  • Transformers
  • Sailor Moon
  • Castle in the Stars
  • Kingdom Hearts
  • Gundam
  • Starship Troopers
  • Cowboy Bebop
  • Dragon Ball
  • Back to the Future
  • Star Wars
  • Resident Evil
  • Megaman
  • Digimon
  • Pokémon
  • Jurassic Park/World
  • Duke Nukem
  • Starfox
  • Red Dwarf
  • Forbidden Planet
  • RWBY
  • Amulet
  • Thundercats (2011)
  • Battlestar Galactica
  • Macross/Robotech
  • StarCraft
  • Invasion America
  • Voltron
  • Andromeda
  • Final Fantasy VII
  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
  • Ace Attorney
  • Super Mario (and SMG4)
  • Ben 10
  • Mortal Kombat
  • Dinotopia
  • Gargoyles
  • Devil May Cry
  • Monster Hunter
  • Neon Genesis Evangelion
  • Songs of Distant Earth
  • Spellbinder
  • Reckoners (Sanderson)
  • Honor Harrington
  • Invader Zim
  • Masked Rider
  • Starfinder
  • Body Harvest
  • Wing Commander
  • Space: Above and Beyond
  • Destiny
  • Earth’s Children (Jean Auel)
  • Iron Sky
  • The Iron Giant
  • Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
  • Schlock Mercenary
  • Avatar: The Last Airbender/Legend of Korra
  • Mars Attacks!
  • Subnautica
  • Harry Potter
  • Legacy of Kain
  • Sonic the Hedgehog
  • Invincible
  • Chrono Series
  • Ring of Fire Series
  • Halo (including Red vs. Blue)
  • 1984 (George Orwell)
  • Lost in Space
  • Pixels
  • SoulCalibur
  • The Inheritance Cycle
  • The Great Martian War
  • Dune
  • Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri
  • Thomas the Tank Engine
  • Adventure Time
  • Lord of the Rings
  • Murder Drones
  • Cliffside
  • Internecion Cube
  • Metal Gear
  • Metal Slug
  • Warhammer 40,000
  • Battletech
  • Leviathan Series
  • Cyberpunk
  • Meta Runner
  • Domination of the Draka
  • Green Antarctica
  • Helldivers
  • The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
  • Samurai Jack
  • Powerpuff Girls
  • Godzilla
  • Xeelee Sequence
  • Orion’s Arm
  • Parahumans Series
  • Five Nights at Freddy’s
  • Bendy and the Ink Machine
  • Kirby
  • SCP Foundation
  • GATE: Jietai Kanochi nite Kaku Tatakaeri
  • Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss
  • Fast and Furious
  • Dungeons & Dragons
  • Stranger Things
  • Gravity Falls (with Star vs. The Forces of Evil, Amphibia, and The Owl House)
  • Gears of War
  • The High Crusade
  • Chronicles of Gor
  • Hollow Knight
  • The First Men in the Moon
  • The Great Moon Hoax
  • Steven Universe
  • The Jenkinsverse
  • Call of Duty
  • Cthulhu Mythos
  • Wolfenstein
  • Doom
  • Quake
  • Half-Life/Portal
  • Team Fortress 2
  • All Tomorrows
  • The Culture (Iain M. Banks)
  • World of Darkness
  • American McGee’s Alice
  • Fallout
  • Earthbound/Mother
  • Undertale/Deltarune
  • Warhammer Fantasy
  • Ninjago (and Legends of Chima)
  • Rifts
  • Code Geass
  • A World of Difference
  • My Little Pony (with Equestria at War and its submod Escalation ‘84)
  • Highschool DXD
  • Archie
  • Command & Conquer: Red Alert
  • JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure

With all that said, sit back, and brace yourself for the madness...