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Fujiko vs. Honey: Thief's Gambit

Summary:

Fujiko is planning to rob a museum. But when the security that confronts her turns out to be the warrior of love Cutie Honey, they end up in a fight which quickly ends up as a competition of sex.

Notes:

I recently watched Re:Cutie Honey so the version of Honey I write here is mostly based on that version of her.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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Sometimes Fujiko felt like her job was too easy. She was supposed to be breaking into one of Tokyo’s most famous and highly secure museums. But by paying a decently competent hacker and employing her own skills in stealth, Fujiko had gotten very far indeed.

She was clad in a black leather suit tight enough to show every last one of her curves. It was unzipped slightly, exposing her cleavage to the cool air around her. That little bit of ventilation in her outfit soothed Fujiko a little.

Fujiko had snuck her way into the storeroom of the museum where many valuable items not on display for the public were kept hidden. It was where all the best bits were in her opinion. Priceless paintings, valuable jewels, all of it was for the taking.

Slowly, Fujiko made her way to a crate of valuables and was preparing to see just what was inside. Only to instead be distracted by a voice calling out to her.

“Hold it right there! The museum’s closed! And besides, this place is off limits unless you’re an employee.”

Turning around, Fujiko saw an old woman dressed in a janitor’s uniform and brandishing a broom as if it was a weapon.

“Oh, I know that. I’m a thief.” Fujiko chuckled. “I thought that was obvious.”

“A thief, eh?” the old woman chuckled. “Now that isn’t very nice. I oughta wallop you for that!”

“I’d like to see you try, granny.” Fujiko shook her head. “If I were you, I’d scurry off. Let the police arrive late, as usual, and I can make off with my treasure. Now run along and-” She did not get to finish her sentence. Instead, Fujiko was interrupted by a broom to the face.

“Hmmph! Youngins these days!” the old woman shook her head. “Hiyah!” She smacked Fujiko on the head again.

“Alright… I really don’t want to beat up an old woman but you’re pushing it…” Fujiko narrowed her eyes at the mystery woman.

This would not be the first elderly person that Fujiko has attacked and probably would not be the last. But she did feel at least a little bad about it when she jumped forward at the old lady like a cat pouncing on a bird.

Then the grandma moved. She far quicker than Fujiko had been anticipating. The next thing Fujiko knew, the old woman was behind her and she’d been both smacked on the head with a broom again and kicked in the shins.

Fujiko tumbled to the ground and fell over, quickly trying to right herself. “Alright… You’re really good. Just who are you anyway?”

“Why I’m glad you asked…” the old woman chuckled. “Sometimes I’m just a harmless old janitor. But I’m really…” A sudden flash of light surrounded the woman.

“Honey Flash!”

Fujiko instinctively closed her eyes to protect herself. When she opened them again the little old lady was gone. Instead, standing there was a beautiful young woman with red hair wearing a tight fitting costume and holding a sword.

“Warrior of Love: Cutie Honey!” the woman introduced herself.

“Now wait a minute, I’ve heard of you…” Fujiko stood up. “You’re that superhero, right?”

“Why thank you, always nice to meet a fan!” Honey struck a pose. “I was staking out this place for any Panther Claw agents. But you don’t look like the type.”

“I’m a solo act right now.” Fujiko stood back up, shrugging a bit. “I’ve been in this game for a long, long time and I’ve met a lot of strange people. But you just might take the cake.”

“Heh, I’ll take that as a compliment!” Honey laughed. “I’m glad you’re not with Panther Claw. But you’re definitely a thief! Which means I’ve still got a job to do.”

“Ooh, looking for a fight?” Fujiko smiled. “This should be interesting.”

Honey and Fujiko locked eyes, both their smiles growing. It had been a while since either of them felt challenged by an opponent. Both women were ready for a good fight.

The two women clashed. Fujiko was quick to realize just how strong Honey was, but she wasn’t half bad herself.

Within just a few minutes both women had exhausted each other from their fightings. Gashes had been cut into Fujiko’s tight leather catsuit while Honey’s costume had sustained some damage as well. But even so neither woman stopped fighting.

Fujiko took notice of the clothing damage they both suffered and factored it in to her strategy. Being honest, she was getting kind of aroused by it. She found fighting someone to be just as intimate as sex, although not as obviously erotic. Although getting to trade blows with a woman as beautiful as Honey was certainly getting Fujiko turned on.

Lunging forward, Fujiko went on the offensive. She grabbed onto the fabric of Honey’s top and pulled. It was surprisingly easy to tear apart.

“Eek!” Honey gasped in surprise as her chest was exposed. Her breasts bounced around as she moved back away from Fujiko.

Fujiko was suitably impressed with Honey’s bust. Although in Fujiko’s opinion, her own breasts were bigger.

“Honestly, why does this happen every time I fight?” Honey sounded more annoyed than she did embarrassed. “Maybe I should show you what it’s like, hmm? Take this!”

Honey jumped ahead at Fujiko and with several swift slashes of her sword was able to slice up almost all of Fujiko’s outfit.

Fujiko gasped and looked down at herself. For several moments her clothes remained intact but it soon fell to pieces. Evenly cut pieces of fabric fell to the ground, leaving Fujiko standing there almost completely naked.

But Fujiko wasn’t embarrassed. She’d been in this game a long time and had adapted to all sorts of strange situations. She put her hands on her hips and looked straight ahead at Honey. “Well, well, well… Nice work. It’s rare for me to find a woman like you.”

“Thanks, you’re not so bad yourself. This is way more fun than fighting Panther Claw.” Honey chuckled. “Plus you’ve got a killer body!”

“The feeling’s mutual.” Fujiko eyed up Honey’s chest. “You’re seriously sexy…” She licked her lips.

“Well, thank you!” Honey proudly looked down at her exposed chest. “But you and me still have to fight!” She charged forward at Fujiko, an eager smile on her face.

Fujiko was just as excited for the fight. She prided herself in being able to outsmart and outfight anyone who came her way. But fighting Honey here was the first time in a while where Fujiko felt legitimately challenged by someone.

The two women clashed. Fujko was able to disarm Honey with a swift kick, knocking her sword away. They ended up tackling each other with Fujiko finding her way on top of Honey and pinning her to the ground. In the process, Fujiko and Honey’s chests were pressed up against each other.

Both women let out a slight moan when their breasts touched. The way their nipples touched almost felt electric to them, sending sensations of pleasure spreading between the both of them.

Honey enjoyed the feeling and intentionally rocked her body against Fujiko’s, something which Fujiko did in return. For several moments they both just lay there, writhing against each other and staring into each other’s eyes.

“Mmm… I’m getting an idea.” Fujiko smirked. “It’s been fun testing who’s the better fighter… But how about instead we see who’s the better lover. It’s rare to find a woman who can keep up with me in bed.”

“I like the sound of that!” Honey laughed. “But you shouldn’t be so confident just yet!” With minimal effort, Honey was able to hoist Fujiko off of her. She pushed Honey off of her and jumped to her feet again. Still smiling with determination, Honey ripped off the rest of her costume revealing the rest of her naked body. She had a fuzzy red bush adorning her pussy, a sight which Fujiko enjoyed quite a bit.

“Oh my… Now this is going to be fun.” Fujiko got back to her feet.

Honey and Fujiko circled each other for a moment, each of them ready to make the other cum. Their fighting so far had gotten them both horny. Fujiko could feel the heat rising in the body and her nipples getting stiff.

Fujiko went on the offensive first, lunging at Honey and trying to tackle her to the ground. Of course, Honey didn’t make herself an easy target to pin down. She moved swiftly, outspeeding Fujiko and managing to avoid her. The whole time her breasts were bouncing around. The movement of Honey’s chest had Fujiko slightly distracted as well, making her job harder.

With her quick footwork, Honey managed to get right behind Fujiko. “Surprise!” She wrapped her arms around Fujiko from behind and squeezing her close. “Heh, now I’ve got’cha!” She grabbed onto Fujiko’s breasts, flicking her fingertips against each of Fujiko’s nipples.

“Oh!” Fujiko gasped in surprise, her eyes widening. It took a lot to throw her off guard but Honey was doing an excellent job of it. “Alright, you’re good at this… I’ll admit it.”

“Thanks! And you’re super sexy.” Honey massaged Fujiko’s breasts some more, making sure to pinch her nipples as well.

Fujiko let out a long moan, relaxing into Honey’s arms. But she wasn’t ready to surrender just yet. She squirmed around in Honey’s arms. Mostly she was trying to get an advantage again, but she’d be lying if she wasn’t also just trying to take in the pleasurable sensation of having her breasts toyed with.

With the grace of a trained dancer, Fujiko twisted around and slipped out of Honey’s arms. “Nice work, Honey! But you haven’t beaten me yet…”

“Oh, good!” Honey twirled around and stretched out a bit. “I was worried this was gonna be too easy.”

Fujiko lunged forward again and managed to pin Honey against the wall. Their breasts were touching again, squishing against each other with their nipples poking together. Their faces were inches apart, with both of them breathing heavily.

“God, you’re so fucking sexy…” Fujiko whispered.

Honey’s response was to lean forward and begin kissing Fujiko.

“Mmf!” Fujiko gasped in surprise. She hadn’t been expecting a kiss but she enjoyed it quite a bit. “Mmm…” She moaned into Honey’s mouth and tried to kiss back with just as much passion. While they kissed, Fujiko slipped her tongue into Honey’s mouth.

This action caught Honey off guard, but Honey was quick to reciprocate. Pretty soon both women were pressing their tongues against each other while they kissed in a slightly absurd show of dominance from them both.

While their passionate make out session continues, Fujiko’s right hand snaked between Honey’s legs. She briefly strummed her fingers against Honey’s slit. She could feel the warmth radiating off of her, not to mention the sheer amount of wetness.

“Ahh…” Honey moaned out, leaning up against Fujiko some more. Not wanting to lose this battle of theirs, Honey reached down and began to rub Fujiko’s pussy in a bit of a frenzy.

The women stared each other down, still furiously making out the entire time. They gazed deeply into each other's eyes with a mix of both intense competitiveness and lust. Their fingers worked hard to get the other one off while their lips remained locked together, neither wanting to be the first one to stop kissing.

Fujiko had managed to push three fingers into Honey’s cunt, moving them in and out with skill and grace.

Honey’s whole body shook while she tried to remain in control of the situation. She had her thumb pressed firmly against Fujiko’s clit while her middle finger was inside Fujiko’s pussy, trying to get her off.

“Mmm…” Fujiko moaned, rocking her hips and pressing herself harder against Honey’s body.

Honey kissed Fujiko back harder, writhing around beneath the other woman’s touch. Every moment that passed by Honey could feel her heart beating faster and faster. She felt like she was practically melting with joy.

Neither woman wanted to be the first to cum. Both were competing to see just who among them would have the strongest will. But they were also both quickly realizing that it felt incredibly good to have another woman touch them so intimately.

Fujiko ended up being the first to cum. Her knees buckled and she leaned forward into Honey even harder, making out with the other woman with increased passion. Her pussy juices leaked down her legs, bubbling out of her wet, horny pussy. She sucked Honey’s tongue, not wanting to let Honey go the entire time.

Moments later, Honey was driven to an orgasm by Fujiko’s delicate fingers. Fujiko felt the warm walls of Honey’s vagina squeeze around her fingers. A sensation which she relished in.

Honey closed her eyes as she felt a pleasant warmth spread across her whole body. Her juices coated Fujiko’s hands and got all over her own thighs. The whole time she could still feel her stiff nipples pressing against Fujiko’s own. Of all the fights she’d been in, this was certainly the one Honey liked the most.

Finally, Fujiko pulled away from Honey. They were both a panting, sweaty mess. The aroma of pussy was in the air, keeping both of them nice and horny.

In a moment of weakness, Honey collapsed to her knees. She looked up and saw Fujiko towering over her, her wet pussy and sweaty boobs on full display. She had to admit, Fujiko looked damn sexy.

Fujiko herself agreed. “Well now, that was fun… But I’m not done yet. You need to lick me clean.”

Honey flashed a smile at Fujiko, clearly a fan of the idea. But she had no chance to respond. Instead Fujiko placed her hand on the back of Honey’s hand and pushed her forwards.

“Mmf!” Honey gasped, her face suddenly being smothered with wet pussy. She opened her mouth and took in the lovely taste of Fujiko’s cum. “Mmm…” Taking a deep breath, Honey eased herself into the sensation. The smell of Fujiko’s pussy had deeply aroused Honey. If there was one thing better than eating pussy it was eating the pussy of a woman she loved. But in this scenario, Fujiko was sexy enough for Honey’s standards.

“Mmm… Good girl.” Fujiko whispered, running her fingers through Honey’s hair. She pushed harder on the back of Honey’s head.

Honey was already licking as best she could but with every moment she put more effort into it. She wanted to prove to Fujiko that she was a master of licking pussy. Her nose occasionally bumped up against Fujiko’s clit, getting a moan out of Fujiko.

She was a multitasker too. Honey had reached one hand down between her legs to play with her own pussy while she ate out Fujiko. The light massage she gave her own needy pussy felt wonderful and only encouraged Honey to put even more effort into eating out Fujiko.

“Ooh, such a lovely pet… You’re doing a fine job…” Fujiko smirked down at Honey. There was always something she enjoyed about dominating her partner. Especially when it came to doing it with another woman.

Although, Honey herself wasn’t as big a fan of Fujiko’s cheeky attitude. Honey decided that Fujiko needed a reminder that she wasn’t just going to sit there and take it. She reached her other hand up and gripped Fujiko’s ass, taking a few moments to massage the lovely globes of her asscheeks. Then she brought one of her love juice covered fingers around and pressed it up against Fujiko’s asshole.

“Oh!” Fujiko gasped out in surprise. “You little minx, I-” She yelped in surprise again when she felt the finger push into her ass. “Dammit, that’s good…”

Honey smiled in satisfaction, pleased in the reaction she was getting out of Fujiko. She slurped at the lovely pussy in front of her. The taste of pussy was all over Honey’s mouth and she was happy to drink up every drop. At the same time, she worked her finger in and out of Fujiko’s ass.

Fujiko bit her lip, trying to stifle her moans. She was a proud woman and didn’t exactly want to admit she was getting off on having her asshole played with. But at the same time she had to admit that it felt amazing. The way Honey’s delicate finger toyed with her hole while her tongue so elegantly teased her pussy. She wasn’t sure how much longer she could hold off on cumming.

Both women were loving every moment of it, just giving themselves over to nothing but the pure sex around them. Honey had her tongue and finger buried deeply in Fujiko, putting all her effort into making the other woman cum. And of course Fujiko herself was having a wonderful time, rocking her face against Honey’s face. She relished in the feeling of spreading her juices all over Honey’s face. Not to mention feeling the tongue all over her pussy and Honey’s finger teasing her sensitive ass. Each moment took Fujiko to new heights.

She tried to ride out the good feelings for as long as possible, but there was only so long until Fujiko had to cum. With one last horny grunt of satisfaction, Fujiko threw her head back and came. Her juices splattered all over Honey’s face, her clear juices getting all over the other woman.

“Mmm…” Honey let out a soft sigh, taking in the feeling of warm, wet fluids all over her face. She made sure to slurp up and swallow as much of Fujiko’s juices as she could.

“Well… I think I won here…” Fujiko admired her work. Seeing Honey’s face covered in her shiny cum made Fujiko swell with pride. “Isn’t that right, noble warrior?”

Honey just laughed. “If anyone won here, it’s me! The mysterious phantom thief just came from having her asshole played with. If anyone should be embarrassed, it’s you!” She stood up again and wiped her mouth.

“Hmm, so you refuse to admit defeat?” Fujiko crossed her arms. “Very well, let’s keep fighting!”

“Oh, I’m definitely ready!” Honey declared. “Bring it!”

Fujiko and Honey ended up pressed together again, tits against tits. Their nipples dug into each other again, making both women moan. They were both in a heightened state of arousal after everything that happened and weren’t going to stop any time soon.

This time around, Honey managed to get on top of Fujiko. After a bit of a playful struggle between them with plenty of kisses, Fujiko ended up lying on the floor. For a moment Fujiko felt a bit relaxed from her current position. But she didn’t have much time to relax. The next thing she knew Honey was straddling her face and pressing her pussy against Fujiko’s mouth.

“Ahh, here we go…” Honey moaned out. “Now it’s my turn!” She moved back and forth against Fujiko’s face, juices dripping all over for.

“Mmm…” Fujiko moaned, continuing to happily slurp at the lovely pussy in front of her. After a bit of licking around she was able to find Honey’s clit. The tip of her tongue flicked against Honey’s clit several times, getting more excited gasps and moans from Honey. It was music to Fujiko’s ears.

Fujiko pressed her face firmly against Honey’s pussy, licking as passionately as she could. She gripped onto Honey’s butt as hard as she could, sinking her fingers in. After having her own ass played with, Fujiko decided that Honey got to experience the same pleasure.

She spread Honey’s asscheeks and moved her head back a bit, flicking her tongue against Honey’s tight brown asshole a few times.

“Oh! That really tickles.” Honey ended up laughing a bit.

“Mmm…” Fujiko moaned, switching back and forth between Honey’s asshole and her pussy.

Honey grinded herself harder against Fujiko’s face. “Wow, you’re pretty good at this…”

Naturally, Fujiko appreciated the ego boost it gave her. She loved thinking of herself as a goddess of sex. And she was quite confident in her skills in pleasing men. Getting to pleasure a woman was much more rare for her, but she loved every opportunity that came up for her. And with Honey, she may have been one of Fujiko’s favorites.

With Honey right on top of her face, Fujiko felt a bit overwhelmed. But she was still doing her best to pleasure Honey, and doing a damn good job if she had to say so herself. The endless string of moaning she was getting out of Honey told Fujiko she was doing great anyway.

Fujiko reached her fingers around to play with Honey’s pussy, spreading that wetness all around her. Her tongue remained focused around Honey’s asshole. Part of her felt dirty for glazing Honey’s most intimate hole in saliva. But at the same time, Fujiko felt way too good to care. Having Honey’s ass all over her face made Fujiko feel amazing. If she could, she would have stayed down there for hours.

Honey’s breathing was getting heavier. Fujiko’s tongue all over her ass and fingers on her pussy was making Honey shake with excitement. While Fujiko was busy down there, Honey tweaked her own nipples. The added bit of touch got Honey even hornier than before.

“Ahh!” Honey screamed out and came hard.

Fujiko felt Honey’s asshole tighten against the surface of her tongue, followed by a squirt of liquids drenching her. The feeling of Honey’s warm juices all over her was quite pleasant.

“Oh, wow…” Honey tumbled to her side off of Fujiko’s face. A trail of her juices was left behind on Fujiko.

For a little while both Honey and Fujiko lay on the ground. Both women were covered in sweat and cum and still riding high on all the fun they’d had.

“I think… I think I won…” Honey panted out.

“No… It was definitely me.” Fujiko sighed.

“Well, we’ll have to do this again.” Honey shook her head.

“Mmm… I wouldn’t mind that at all…” Fujiko sighed. “I’m way too tired to steal anything… But we’ll meet again.”

“Deal…” Honey nodded.

 

A few hours later, Honey Kisaragi had returned back to her home. She lived in a nice enough apartment with her partner Natsuko. The two of them had initially gotten off to a bit of a rocky start, with Natsuko’s job in the police putting her at odds with Honey’s vigilantism. But once they’d sorted out their differences, and saved each others lives a few times, they’d become very close.

Natsuko sometimes did worry about what Honey got up to. She herself was a regular human while Honey was a superpowered android so realistically Honey could survive almost anything. But still, Natsuko couldn’t help but fret over her.

“Hey Nacchan, I’m back!” Honey announced when she entered the house. “I kinda stopped a museum robbery tonight, that was fun.”

Natsuko looked up from the book she’d been reading in the living room and smiled at Honey. “Good to see you Honey, sounds like you had fun.” She got up and went to hug Honey. She was never very good with intimacy, but hugging Honey always felt like a comfort. When Natsuko took a deep breath she smelled something. “Honey, did you get into another one of those weird sex-battles?”

“Yeah, I dunno why those keep happening.” Honey shrugged. “I won again though!”

“This is why I worry about you sometimes.” Natsuko shook her head and gave Honey a kiss on the cheek. “Maybe you and me should try to have a sex battle of our own sometimes.”

“Ooh, are you hitting on me? I like Confident Nacchan.” Honey laughed a bit. “I can show you a few fun moves we can try out.” She pecked Natsuko on the lips. “But right now, I think I need a shower… You can help me out with that too if you want.”

“I’d love to.” Natsuko smiled at Honey.

Honey and Natsuko walked towards the bathroom together hand-in-hand. Just another average night for a warrior of love and her closest companion.

Notes:

The ending scene of Honey coming home to Natsuko was something I came up with last minute. I guess I wanted a small scene of domestic fluff at the end to contrast all the sex from earlier.