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"Rody Lets get married!" He heard Vincent scream at the top of his lungs.
"wha-?" But before he could finish the thought he woke up, turns out it was just another shitty dream.
He got out if bed to find Mannon staring at him from the ceiling, smiling down at him.
"how the fuck are you up there???" Rody asked but then he flew into the sky and found a rat flying in the clouds and took it home with him.
"your name is dumbly dingly ding dong Dumbledore the 3rd!" He screamed as he fell back down to watch and landed in Vincents restaurant.
Vincent sees the rat and screams like a little girl. "KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT" then he grabs the rat and cooks it into ratatouille.
"eat the rat bbg." Vincent says to Rody as Rodys nose starts bleeding.
"nuh-uh," Rody says shaking his head. "I'm too sigma for that." He starts meeting aggressively.
"your making me angry kitten😡😡." Vincent says as he starts mewing back to Rody then makes him eat the rat he has cooked.
"it taste like shi-" Rody says then gets thrown into the oven.
He uses his sigma alpha wolf powers to break out if the oven and kiss Vincent on the arm. "I am your alpha!" Vincent yells as he becomes a wear wolf
"Vincy!!1! This isn't you!1!" Rody says trying to calm him down.
"grrr😡😡 you made my inner alpha angry!!😡😡" Vincent starts mewing for the next 48 hours and his jawline is so pretty it can be seen from outer space.
"VINCENT YOU NEED TO STOP MEWING! THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR YOU!1!1!" Rody yells trying to pulls Vincents hand away from his face.
"NO I CAN'T LOSE MY MEWING STREAK!!😡😡" he starts mewing more aggressively and gets more sigma. "VINCYPOO NOO!!" Rody screams, but its too late, his alpha has taken over.
"NO ONE CAN BEAT MY SIGMA!!1!1" Vince yells, but then, Rody yells back.
"YOU DONT NEED TO MEW TO HAVE A GOOD JAWLINE!"
Vincent looks back him in disbelief. "LIAR," he tells then Jews more. "I NEED TO MOST SIGMA JAWLINE!!1!"
"B-but Vincy, ill love no matter what your jawline looks like! You don't have to do this to yourself!!11!1!"
"i-i can't stop it!1!1!!1 THE ALPHA IS TAKING OVER!!!" Vincent yells as he floats into the air and "AHHHHH!"
"DINT WORRY VINCENT ILL SAVE YOU!" Rody says as he jumps into the air and takes Vincent's hand off.
"YOUR FREE!" Rody yells as Vincent returns to his normal form.
"thank you rody, I needed your help to be sigma again." He looked at Rody gratefully with sigma tears in his eyes.
"your welcome vincypoo, but we all know IM the sigma alpha😈😈"
The end.