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Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you are in a swell mood, not in a completely good mood but in a swell mood. You like to spend your time watching TV, that's usually a you and Dave thing but you're not hanging with Dave, you’re hanging your matesprit with Nepeta Lejion
Actually… where is that cat girl?…
before you can sit up and look around nepeta pounced on you, dragging you against the floor and hitting the wall
“OW! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?! I KNOW YOU LIKE POUNCING AND SHIT BUT CAN YOU DO THAT WITH YOUR SWEATY MORAILL?”
“:33< sorry karkitty! I just felt like it”
“:33< besides! I wanted to ask you something”
”WHAT IS IT?”
“:33< can we go to subway?”
“….”
”WHAT IN PARADOX SPACE IS A “SUBWAY” NEPETA?”
:33< it’s a new fast food place the humans made!”
”NEPETA IF YOU'RE HUNGRY I CAN MAKE US FOOD"
":33< yeah but Dave got us coupons!"
nepeta pulled two subway coupons from her coat pocket, originally you weren’t going to go because leaving the hive sounded stupid. But the fact that Dave got the two of you coupons now you have to go
":33< and if Dave got us something for something then it's... purrobably good"
you roll your eyes, you can't ever guess if going somewhere that Dave likes is always great or the worst experience
“FINE, LET'S GO"
after a few minutes of walking and hissing at the sun the two of you entered the closes green sandwich store to your hive, the atmosphere was boring at best with the only other trolls in there being the worker behind the counter and gamzee sleeping in one of the booths, you are most definitely eating outside
the two of you got tuna subs since Nepeta likes tuna, and mainly because the two of you had no idea what to order
after sitting down and taking a bite it was... kinda good, not like "I'd comeback later" good, it was more like "I'd comeback if I don't have other choices" good
you look up at Nepeta, looks like shes enjoying the sandwich
"HOW IS IT?"
":33< it's delicious!" she replied with a mouth full of tuna sandwich
you give her a thumbs up and a smile
you'll probably comeback