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1- His youngest dongsaeng that invited him for ice cream
It's a lovely Sunday afternoon when he is met with Jeongguk's dark eyes just as he exits the bathroom after one hour bath with his favorite bath bombs and secretly his little plastic kumamon figure. "What?" he walks back to his room with the boy in tow.
Five minutes later, Yoongi accepts Jeongguk's unusual invitation for ice cream and even though he is suspicious for a moment, he willingly goes after him. Jeongguk has recently got his driven license and the manager has leaned him a van.
"Hey Yoongi-ah" Yoongi frowns into his strawberry-chocolate flavored cup but doesn’t have time to protest about the informal way when the younger continues. "I think you need to pay me back for that" he points at the treat.
"What?" Yoongi is honestly amused by the maknae's behavior; he decides to play along for a bit. "And how much money do you want? Cuz i didn't brought any"
"No worries, hyung" Jeongguk drags the last word. "I don't want money from you" he turns in the next corner and soon they are stopping in the building's underground parking lot.
"Then what do you want? Another ice-cream?"
"More like you in the backseat clothes off and on your hands and knees just for me"
Yoongi almost chokes on his last chocolate spoon. Almost. He tries to remain cool and relax despite the younger's words. "What the hell are you talking about?"
"I'm saying that you sucking my dick last week at backstage isn't enough though, if you wanna suck me now" he turns in his seat. "Go for it" he even pops his button open.
Yoongi narrows his eyes and tilts his head, cleaning his fingers from the sweet that dripped onto them. "You sure got some balls to talk to me like that"
"You would know, right? You sucked them real good that time" Jeongguk enjoys finally getting a reaction from the elder, his ears turning pink. "You like my dick that much, hyung?"
Yoongi gnaws on his lower lip out of habit, "Who would say that behind that face would be someone so-" His words are cut off by Jeongguk's hand circling his neck and bringing him towards himself. Jeongguk kisses him hard.
It's not really that much later when Jeongguk has him just how he wanted. He keeps the thought aside to be careful with the seats. Jeongguk watches in amaze how pale Yoongi’s body is and feels with the tip of his fingers how soft is his skin. He traces his hand over his back until he reaches his perky butt, all exposed only for him to see. He pulls the lube out of his pocket and covers his fingers but when he pushes one he realizes that maybe Yoongi had played with himself while on the tub earlier.
"Tell me hyung, what were you thinking while you fingered yourself?"
Yoongi is immersed already in the delicious feeling of digits brushing slightly against his sweet spot. "Shut up" he unconsciously pushes himself back for more.
Jeongguk chuckles and curls his fingers. Yoongi seems to melt at the action moaning louder. "You know? I could really get off just by watching you like this"
"Of course" Yoongi breaths out, "'Cuz you're a kid"
Jeongguk watches the pink tip of Yoongi's tongue when he licks his lip. He’s not gonna replay to that, Yoongi should figure out by himself what's coming but... "I bet you're not gonna walk straight back to the dorms"
And some time later, Yoongi feels sore, but the kind of good sore. And by the look Seokjin throws at him when he's walking towards their shared room, is very obvious what he was doing earlier. The smug smile on Jeongguk's face isn't helping either. Stupid maknae. "Fuck it"
2- His energizer bunny dongsaeng / the boy that does anything for him
Jimin pretty much always does whatever he says with a literal bounce in his entire body, but Yoongi honestly never thought he would ever ask for anything back because of it. He has never before.
“Hey, Yoongi-ah" Jimin calls peering inside the bedroom before stepping in and taking the spot next to him on the bed.
Yoongi doesn’t have time, once again, to protest about the informal way. The fuck with these disrespectful dongsaengs?
"Yoongi!" Jimin continues, "I have done a lot for you lately" He pouts cutely, "You should reward me!"
Yoongi averts his eyes from his phone towards the muted TV where a music video is on, "I never asked you for anything" he says it like an afterthought, his gaze finally falls on Jimin. "If you have done anything for me is because you wanted, not my problem."
"Yah! You're so mean, Yoongi-ah!" He pouts again and Yoongi rolls his eyes annoyed –but not really.
Then, without a warning, Jimin drags away the sheets Yoongi so carefully cocooned around himself for the night, "What the fuck?" the younger shakes his head and makes himself some space beside him.
"It’ll be warmer like this, yes?"
"Get the fuck out and away!"
"You try to sound tough but you're too cute for it, Yoongi-ah"
"Call me like that one more time and I swear Park Ji- Ah!" Yoongi catches the hand trying to cup his crotch under the cover. "Jimin!"
"No, wait! It should be the other way around" So Jimin grabs Yoongi’s hand and leads it towards his own crotch, "Yoongi-ah" he fucking whines, "Touch me, please? I've been good to you, right?"
Yoongi's mouth curls on the edges but he doesn't let the other see it. "Like I said," he retrieves his hand, "I haven't asked you for anything so why should I feel in the obligation to repay you anyway?"
So Jimin goes for plan b in his mission. He crawls over Yoongi pinning his hands over his head and leaning down for a kiss.
Yoongi doesn't really like kissing but everyone else apparently does. He lets Jimin lead the kiss and hums in satisfaction some time later because he might not like it that much but he knows how to appreciate a good one and Jimin is a really good kisser. Whatever.
"Can we cuddle then?" his lips are now glossy and pink, a little swollen. "I like cuddling with you" a peck on his cheek. "Pleaseeee"
Yoongi likes cuddles, not like he's going to admit it now or never. "I'll be the bigger spoon" he quietly but firmly says and he can soon feel the smile spreading on Jimin's face pressed now against his neck.
"Okay"
Yoongi wakes up the next day, one hour before their next schedule by the sound of something clicking and giggles. When he opens one eye, there's someone across his bed and as soon as he can focus better he realizes is Taehyung with a phone in hand. Another click.
"If you're taking pictures, I’m going to kill all your lion plushies"
Taehyung's eyes go wide in horror before he runs out of the room.
3- His third annoying dongsaeng that seems to never shut up
To put it simple, Taehyung doesn’t shut up.
Never.
So Yoongi has the need to find something that will seal his lips at least while he works because while Taehyung actually has a little more self-control in other situations he seems to not be able to keep his mouth shut inside the studio, especially if Yoongi is the one working.
It's 7:17pm
"Shut up, Taehyung" Yoongi says, "Why don't you go home?"
"I ordered Chinese! Like I was saying, Jimin thought it was-"
7:39pm
"When is the food coming? Shut up, Taehyung."
8:24pm
"This chicken is so good" Yoongi murmurs, swallowing a big bite. "Mm, shut up, Taehyung"
9:51pm
"Stop touching that."
9:52pm
"Shut up, Taehyung."
10:07pm
"Hyung, when are you gonna be done?"
"Not now, shut the fuck up,"
"If only Jin-hyung heard you cursing, Yoongi-ah."
"Excuse you? How did you just call me?"
Taehyung rolls the chair next to Yoongi's, "Why don't you sit on my lap?"
Yoongi sighs, "I'm begging you. Please. Shut. Up."
Taehyung takes no for an answer and does not shut. Yoongi is afraid for a moment that he's rolling his eyes too hard they’ll pop out of its sockets and Taehyung asks him next if he want to play what am I thinking with clues or hide and seek with his dick.
Yoongi considers for a whole five seconds to just thrown him out from the closest window and tell the others he hasn't seen him at all but seems it looks like a weak alibi he just saves the file and finally turns to the younger. "Play hide and seek with your dick?" What.
"Yeah, you can hide it in your mouth" a wide stunning smile follows his words.
Yoongi burst into laughs, Taehyung too.
Two minutes later, after wiping some tears on his eyes, Yoongi leans towards him and drops a quick kiss on his lips. Taehyung remains shut for a moment and Yoongi gets back to work on a different file.
At least till Taehyung hauls him back to himself, "Hey, Yoongi-ah, more" with his hands around his waist.
Yoongi imagined his night to be just him and his music equipment in their love-hate relationship together till sunrise not him with his hands flat on the desk for leverage while bouncing on annoying Taehyung's lap. Naked from the waist down, the younger gripping his hips and waist.
"You're so pretty" Taehyung licks his lips, kissing and sucking the skin in his back, giving himself the luxury to leave light marks in there. "I get Jeonggukie now" there were already faint marks on his sides from the time Jeongguk fucked him above the washing machine.
"Taehyung" a hard thrust hitting him just right, "Shut up"
And finally, he does.
Yoongi only hears him groan later when he fills the condom.
Taehyung heads home before midnight and Namjoon drags him out of his chair by one. Yoongi happily thinks that at least he finished one good song.
4- His fellows from rapper line / the time when he pushed too far
It’s barely 6:30pm.
"Relax Yoongi-ah" Hoseok says, paying attention to what Namjoon whispers in his ear.
"Relax Yoongi ah" Namjoon repeats later.
"What do you mean with Yoongi-ah brats?" Yoongi is getting tired of that freaking 'Yoongi-ah', "Show respect and yes you're going to do that part till I say is perfect" Nothing less than perfect.
"So bossy" Namjoon's suddenly at his back caging him against the control board after getting out of the record booth. "Is it weird that it kinda turns me on?"
"You're whole existence is weird, get your hands out of my body right in this second"
"You need to relax" Hoseok leans against the door frame crossing his arms over his chest.
What Yoongi needs is freaking Park Jimin bringing him food or cuddling with him being the little spoon this time or the annoying background of Taehyung's voice while he plays with the bits or Jeongguk caressing his hair telling him how good he is -or pulling at it. Not these two lazy stinky fuckers.
Lazy stinky fuckers.
He actually says that last thing aloud.
"What?" Hoseok has his eyes wide open, jaw hanging.
"That's rude" Namjoon straighten his back.
"What's rude is you making me waste my time"
Yoongi might sound mean and rude sometimes but luckily for him or them, Hoseok and Namjoon know him better and can easily hear what the blonde isn't saying. Honestly they had been playing a bit before but sometimes they need it. You cannot do something you love under pressure or stressed, that way it will not come out right no matter what.
Namjoon steps back and takes Yoongi's seat, Hoseok makes sure that he stops talking, yanking him by the hair. "Caught you and Ggukie the other day" Yoongi feels the moist of Hoseok's tongue on his earlobe. "You like it rough with him, isn't it?"
Hoseok takes his sweet time undressing his still frowning but very willing hyung, taking with a smile every other insult Yoongi comes up with. Yoongi yelps when he is lifted off the ground, crossing his legs around Hoseok.
"Look at you, hyung" he traces his fingers over the expanse of his thigh and sits on the small couch they have there. "Even your nipples are cute" He takes one between his teeth.
"Asshole" Yoongi moans and scratches his shoulders.
Namjoon, still calmly sitting in the chair across them, palms himself lazily through his sweatpants. "Bite him" He instructs Hoseok winking at Yoongi, "He loves it"
Hoseok does, he makes sure that his teeth reach places the clothes can cover. When he is already achingly hard and Yoongi thoroughly fucked open by his slicked fingers –blessed the moment they decided to keep lube there– he tosses the condom at the blonde. "Be nice" Yoongi slides the plastic over his hard cock and teases him enough to make him pin him down instead.
Yoongi keeps cursing but this time because of how good Hoseok’s dick fills up his ass.
It’s only after Namjoon fucks him against the wall later that Yoongi finally feels less stressed about songs and comebacks.
"Are you relaxed now?" Namjoon asks and hell Yoongi isn't going to admit it.
"You’re going to do it again" Yoongi scowls but he looks just as threatening as a kitten with rosy cheeks and red lips, prettily undone.
5- His only hyung / the time when Yoongi tried to cook
Yoongi wants to bake a cake and he says just that to Seokjin. The maknaes got a free afternoon and Hoseok convinced Namjoon to take him somewhere he doesn't remember anymore and if the folks are constants, none of them are coming back to the apartment until late.
So, Yoongi wants to bake a cake.
"Okay!" Seokjin smiles and gives him a pink apron. "I'm going to do some grocery shopping but you can find the ingredients for a simple one here.
Yoongi takes the apron cuz whatever and nods.
"But Yoongi," He speaks with more firmness, "Treat this kitchen with love"
Yoongi is about to laugh but simply nods again.
Seokjin goes to run his errands in the closest supermarket with the thought that he just allowed Min Yoongi to his precious kitchen so maybe he should hurry a bit.
Yoongi surely does not bake a cake and probably would have set the whole kitchen on fire if Seokjin hasn't shoved to another day his monthly date with super Mario articles at the mall.
Yoongi surely makes a mess. Seokjin believes he is a patient and forgiven man but the deity above and Yoongi are testing him right now.
"Yoongi-ah," his voice is still sweet, "You're gonna have to clean" something sticky falls in front of him from its previous spot on the ceiling what the heck?
Yoongi is totally embarrassed and feels terribly guilty. He's the only one to blame no doubt, "I'm sorry! I thought..."
"It’s okay"
Seokjin gives him towels but tells him to wait and disappears into their room. When he's back he brings with him a bag and gives it to him as well. "Change first."
"The fuck!" Yoongi screams from the bathroom minutes later.
"Language" Seokjin yells back, "You destroyed my sanctuary, now deal with the consequences"
Pink towels in hands and maid outfit on, Yoongi starts cleaning. "This is ridiculous"
"What is truly ridiculous is that in less than an hour you let this place looking like a hurricane or a child on sugary crack ran through it" He keeps his tone calm and controls his urge to cry when one of his favorite cafe cups appears under a bag of sugar on the floor, broken in five pieces.
Jeongguk arrives half an hour later after ditching wonder duo before they could embarrass him further, his eye gleam with mischief after hearing the events of the afternoon and before going to lock himself in his room he gives Seokjin another idea of real punishment.
"Why don't you fuck him against the counter?"
"Where's the punishment in that?"
Jeongguk shrugs.
"I'm right here" Yoongi exclaims.
"Don't let him cum." The younger grins mischievously, "That'll teach him something."
Yoongi doesn't even put a fight when Seokjin shoves him against the counter, or when he hammers into him from behind making him see stars with each powerful thrust with the warning to not dare to cum just yet.
Yoongi cums all over the marble surface and the inside of the skirt.
Seokjin's expression is dark and void, he’s rough when he manhandles him over the table, face down ass up. He rims him hard and fast, not giving him time to recover. Yoongi screams due to the over sensibility, trying to get away but the strong grip Seokjin has on him is firm.
He falls completely boneless on the table, Seokjin's hands rubbing his thighs and kneading his ass. "Should I use the strawberries that survived and eat them off your body?" He pinches once, "You did broke three plates"
"Fuck...you" his staccato breaths calming down.
Seokjin really dislike his use of rude words, "I guess I'll just asks Jimin for a cock ring then"
"Wait!"
Yoongi says please and mianhe approximately a whole bunch of times and lets his hyung use him as a plate.
6 - Yoongi has three nice uneventful days in a row.
He doesn’t have work to do that cannot wait, he doesn’t have errands to run, or anything to fix in the dorms, or anyone to stand. So he does the next best thing besides his music, he sleeps the days off.
(He hangs a sign of 'I'll skin you alive with a spoon if u bother me' on the door as precaution)
7- After the calm comes the storm or after the storm comes the calm or whatever
Yoongi wakes up naked and tied with a red thin rope and Jeongguk telling him about this shibari thing he read about on the internet.
(Also, "Jimin hyung said he'll bring toys and food" there's no one else in the dorm)
Jimin arrives with a stunning smile, "Hey Yoongi-ah"
♥