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Wooyoung sat up abruptly. “We should have a slumber party”
“Wooyoung we live together, we basically have one every night with how clingy everyone is”
“No, like we should drink soju”
Everyone started complaining and going against that idea.
“Wait hear me out!”
“Fine”
“It’s spring break and we don’t have any classes. So let’s just chill out for a night.”
Everyone looked at Hongjoong to see what he would say. There’s this running joke in there group of friends that Hongjoong is like their captain.
He looks deep in thought but eventually shrugs and nods. “Okay but I won’t bail you guys out of jail”
“Why would we get in jail?”
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They were at a club, and San wasn’t anywhere to be found. There was a circle of commotion on the dance floor though, so they went to see what it was.
And low and behold it was San, he was twerking on a table in-front of some random poor old lady’s who were giggling.
“San get off the table!”
“No!”
“Stop twerking in that lady’s face”
“It’s okay, she likes it”
“No Wooyoung don’t crowd surf-!”
Jongho, the only sober one, is holding Wooyoung back from crowd surfing.
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“Great we got kicked out of the club.”
“Hey it’s not my fault”
“Yes it is! You twerked in some old lady’s face then when I was getting Wooyoung to not crowd surf you went over to the bar and started barking at a cat”
“Oops..”
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“Seonghwa please get down”
“But I need tips”
“How the hell did you get hired as a stripper?”
“I walked up to a girl, asked her to be hired, and now here I am”
“Seonghwa.”
“What”
“Get down please”
“Fine”
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“Yunho Why are you crying?”
“My dog was just shanked by that metal pipe”
“Yunho we’re inside a build a bear, it needs to get stuffing inside of it.”
“Oh”
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“Yeosang who is that man?”
“This is my buddy Jonathon, he was lonely on the bench so I asked him to have a slumber party with us!”
“Yeosang you can’t just kidnap random people off the street”
“I had consent”
“Oh my gosh”
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“Hongjoong get down from there!”
“No! Thy shall bow down to me! The extraordinary Captain Hongjoong-“ he was cut off as he tumbled down the side of the pirate ship.
“Hongjoong we’re in the middle of the park let’s go”
“Only if we can get slurpees”
“Okay fine”
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“Mingi”
“Yes?”
“How the hell did you blow up a slurped machine”
“I don’t know”
“Mingi.”
“I stuck a nerds rope inside the valve”
“What. The . Hell”
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When everyone got back to the house, Wooyoung immediately called Changbin.
“No Binnie, you don’t understand. Jongho stopped me from crowd surfing tonight.”
“Wow that’s such an inconvenience”
“I know! And he was being such a party pooper. Seonghwa was being a male stripper and Jongho made him quit”
Changbin choked, “Seonghwa was what?”
“Becoming a male stripper, clean your ears out hyung”
“Let me send Jongho some wine”
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When everyone woke up the next morning the couches were all flipped, there was stuff all over the walls, there was a random man in the house, and the kitchen was a wreck.
Hongjoong moved to get up but immediately fell back down because of a pain in his back.
“What the hell happened last night?”
Jongho was sitting in a corner with his knees tucked up to his chin. “You don’t wanna know, trust me”