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MK added, Redson, Mei, Bai He, Tang, Pigsy, Macaque, Wukong and Sandy.
MK: Hey everybodyyyy!!!!! I thought id be cool of we all had a gc so we can talk to each other!
Mei: MK we already have a gc
MK: not with Redson =/
Redson: I dont actually want to be here
MK changed everyone’s username to: Fireboy, Dragon Bestie, the one panda from avatar, old nerd, Dadsy, Theatre kid, shit equal to heaven, Free therapy.
the one panda from avatar: which avatar are we talking about?
Fireboy: the best one
shit equal to heaven: so the blue guys?
Theater kid: wukong no goddamit he’s talking about the one with the arrow on his forehead
the one panda from avatar: oh i remember! what was its name again?
MK:….
Dragon Bestie:…..
Fireboy: its name was hei bai
the one panda from avatar: ohh now i get it! hey where’s tang and pigsy btw?
MK: working, tang got a new job as a teacher in some college, forgot the name tho.
Fireboy: hold on, how does noodle boy get to keep his name while were stuck with dumb ones?
MK changed their name to: gay gay homo gay
gay gay homo gay: Mei wtf
Dragon Bestie: i stole his phone >:3
Theater kid: good job
gay gay homo gay changed their name to: Noodle boy
Fireboy:….
Noodle boy: Mei stole my phone.
Fireboy: it’s alright, i very much prefer it this way.
shit equal to heaven: is that gay tension i smell 🙈🙈
Theater kid: stfu
the one panda from avatar: 🖕🖕
Dragon Bestie: nobody asked 🖕🖕
Fireboy: fuck you you oversized depressed ass simian
Noodle boy: guys calm down he’s changed since the samadhi incident!
Fireboy: i thought we agreed to never bring that up
the one panda from avatar: yeah, besides its still his fault that the ink incident happened too
Theater kid: he’s also just an ass in general
shit equal to heaven: you wish i was an ass
Theatre kid: i fucking rest my case
Noodle boy: i mean i cant really blame you guys from thinking that, but if you guys just got to know him better you’d grow to like him!
Fireboy: he imprisoned my father and had a threesome with my parents, i already need to know enough
Dragon Bestie: he fucking lied to all of us (including you mk 🤨) and reawakened the samadhi fire, IN ME!!???
the one panda from avatar: he hurt my dad so i hate him 🖕🖕
Theater kid: MK, I've been friends with him for centuries, probably a few millenia at this point, if anything, I know him the most, he’s just showing you the good side of him then he’ll probably betray you just like he did to me…to all of us…
the one panda from avatar: dad youre theater kid-ing again
Free therapy : hi guys! what just happened!
Noodle boy: sandy i need you to confirm that wukong isnt actually a bad guy
Free therapy: no, sorry the dude’s an ass
Dragon Bestie: damn sandy thats the first time i heard you swear
Free therapy: oh no that was huntsman! but yeah i wouldn’t say he’s a bad guy….but he’s definitely not a hero either, he has good intentions! but that’s all……sorry Monkey King!
shit equal to heaven: nah its fine blue guy ✌️
shit equal to heaven: gtg the monkeys are doing illegal stunts
shit equal to heaven went offline
Noodle Boy: oh yeah your date! soooo how is it 😏😏
Fireboy: What the- since when???
Dragon Bestie: Sandy told us last week in the groupchat???
Fireboy : i wasn’t in the groupchat until today but i'm actually curious, sandy how is your date?
Free therapy: well he’s actually really nice 😊😊 you guys remember syntax too right?
the one panda from avatar: oh yeah! he actually told me some cool facts about tech while i was possesed =>
Fireboy: Fun….anyways, yes
Noodle boy: i prefer not to think about him 😅😅 but yeah i do, what about him?
Free therapy: well this is actually hilarious, he’s dating the ‘mayor’ 😃
the one panda from avatar:….. FUCK YOU MEAN THE ‘MAYOR’???? HE’S STILL ALIVE???
Theater kid: guys bai he is having a panic attack so we’re just gonna head out to get some fresh air, bye 🤟🤟
Theater kid and the one panda from avatar went offline
Noodle boy: yeah wdym he’s still alive? I thought he died once LBD died?🤨🤨
Fireboy: even someone as intelligent as me thought he passed
Dragon Bestie: sure redboy, anyways explanations?
Free therapy: oh yeah! So basically we only killed LBD, the ‘mayor’ was still captive in the secret JTTW library thing we found earlier! also, apparently LBD granted him immortality once he agreed to join her side =D
Noodle boy: that makes sense
Fireboy: 👍
Dragon Bestie: gays i think im going to sleep rn, i didn’t sleep at all last night and im so tireeeddd =‘((((
Fireboy: peasant, sleep is for the weak
Dragon Bestie: shut the fuck up redboy im the one with the samadhi fire rn and i know where you live
Dragon Bestie went offline
Free therapy: yeah i’m going to leave too, bye 😊
Free therapy went offline
Noodle boy: so, its just you and me red
Noodle boy: wait did she just call us gays
Fireboy: its not like she’s wrong
Noodle boy: 🤨🤨😏
Fireboy: for you, that is
Noodle boy: youre telling me your not homo, at all??🤨🤨
Fireboy: not a homosexual nor a homosapien
Noodle boy: sure
Fireboy:…
Noodle boy: …
Fireboy:…
Noodle boy:… wanna hang out at my place?
Fireboy: alright, it’s not like i have anything else to do.
Noodle boy: yay! see ya =D
Fireboy went offline
Noodle boy went offline