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sydney is sad. wow, what a shocker. how rare. i have never seen anything like this before. anyways, sydney is also pretty fucking weird. also wow. i have never seen anything like this before. this piece of fictional media so original! again, sydney is a strange little fella. instead of talking about it or whatever you, dear viewer, do when sad, he plays fucking cookie clicker??? he can't even have cookies man what the hell.
"wow i love 2013 flash game 'Cookie Clicker'. thank you french programmer julien "orteil" thiennot." sydney october sargent says through tears. skill issue tbh. he bursts into tears. i think he might've gotten to the grandmapocalypse.