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"Why does it have to rain now?" Kagami Taiga, young, single and gay, grumbled. He tossed his basketball from hand to hand, hoping that the rain would clear up soon so he could play some basket. There was a vibration in his back pocket. Leaning back, he slid his fingers in and took out the vibrating object.
PantherOfBlue has invited you to chat
PantherOfBlue: Hey, sup
TheTigerRoars: Hey, do I know you?
PantherOfBlue: We don't know each other
TheTigerRoars: Uh...Then why did you Kik me?
PantherOfBlue: idk, you seem interesting
TheTigerRoars: Uh, thanks
PantherOfBlue: And because your profile picture is a hot American woman. Care to give me your number, girl? ;)
TheTigerRoars: DAMNIT ALEX. Uh, sorry man, I'm a dude
PantherOfBlue: Oh, awkward
TheTigerRoars: Yeah, I'm very into basketball, and quite muscular, n very much male
PantherOfBlue: u play ball? Damn, r u any good at it?!
TheTigerRoars: Of course im good! Are you insulting me!? U PLAY BALL TOO?
PantherOfBlue: NO SHIT. B-BALL IS DA LIFE.
TheTigerRoars: YEAH, ITS THE GREATEST
PantherOfBlue: Another thing, why'd u seem impolite, then polite?
TheTigerRoars: Uh, sorry. Not so used to dis
PantherOfBlue: it's okay, just type whatever comes to it mind
TheTigerRoars: Cheeseburgers
PantherOfBlue: wat?
TheTigerRoars: u told me to type what came to mind, cheeseburgers duh
PantherOfBlue: Ur pretty stupid. What's ur name
TheTigerRoars: Y should I tell u. U called me stupid
PantherOfBlue: im sorry. Now can u tell me?
TheTigerRoars: fine. Kagami Taiga
PantherOfBlue: im Aomine Daiki
TheTigerRoars: i didn't ask u
PantherOfBlue: i told you anyways. Age?
TheTigerRoars: Y am I even telling u? 16
PantherOfBlue: im 16 too. Height?
TheTigerRoars: 1.9m
PantherOfBlue: lol im 1.92m, shorty
TheTigerRoars: stfu. Appearance?
PantherOfBlue: well well who's asking the questions now? ;) interested are we, tiger~
TheTigerRoars: wtf man. im gettin' your particulars so I can report u 2 the police
PantherOfBlue: feisty. Im tall, duh, I've got dark blue hair n super tan skin. Im kinda muscular, cuz b-ball, n I look like sex-walking-on-2-legs ;)
TheTigerRoars: I see, I'll go report u for sexual harassment now. Thanks for the cooperation :)
TheTigerRoars has left the chat
He exited the app, and deleted the chat, but felt slightly less bored than he was two hours ago.