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You've been browsing one too many shady sites.
How do you know this? Because less than a week ago, your computer got bombarded with advertisements urging you to download some kind of virtual desktop assistant. It got so bad that your computer nearly crashed. Finally, you decided to get it over with and download the application.
The app is called KinitoPET, and the virtual assistant, Kinito, is some kind of pink axolotl with legs and gloved hands that can manifest at will. It's stupid at first - and more than a little annoying that it was basically forced onto you - but overtime, you come to enjoy Kinito's presence. He's kinda like the friend you wish you had as a kid, and his crew, Jade (a jellyfish) and Sam (a sea anemone, apparently), are no different.
But here's the thing about Kinito: over and over, his website mentions how he's designed and programmed to adapt to you, the user, using R.R.A. technology (whatever that is).
At first, you just shrug it off as some kind of technological mumbo-jumbo designed to attract dummies that just take one look at something and then go, "Wow! That sounds cool; I'd like to get my hands on that!" But as time progresses, you learn that their claims have more than a little truth to it. Kinito starts talking about your interests more.
He watches you play your favorite games. He chats with you about your real life friends. He even offers to help you write fanfiction from time to time. Overall, it seems like it's just highly sophisticated AI... but Kinito feels real to you. His friends feel real to you.
...But back to the topic at hand.
See, you've got a secret inside you that you don't really tell anyone. Not because it's particularly HORRENDOUS or anything like that, but simply because the sheer thought of someone else knowing about it is enough to give you major pause.
See, your big secret is: you're kind of a giant pervert.
Of course, this isn't something you show in public. But late at night, in the comfort of your own home, when you get in that certain mood... you just can't help it. You have a secret folder on your computer - stashed away deep in your documents - that's just full of images, videos, saved fanfics, basically anything to help you get your rocks off. But of course, you're not particularly into real people, like any average person would be. No, you gravitate more towards the fictional side.
Humans, animals, elves, vampires, all kinds of fictional people, critters, and monsters. No matter what kind of abomination it is, if it looks hot to you, you're going to jerk it to that thing. That's just the kind of fact about yourself you've learned to live with.
But what does all this have to do with KinitoPET? Not really a damn thing, initially.
But eventually... Kinito finds the folder. And how you find out is via a new subfolder that suddenly appears one night, titled "Hi! -K". Your heart almost sinks to your stomach as you click on the folder, and find one single file in there, labeled "1.png". Hesitantly, you click on the image. It's an image of Kinito and his crew, Jade and Sam, standing and smiling at you in what appears to be in some sort of wooden room.
There's a dialogue box above Kinito: "Hello, (Y/N)! We've been doing some exploring on your computer, and we found this folder, which has some pretty... interesting stuff in it." As you read the text, you almost start to fear the worst, but then that fear subsides as Kinito continues, "But it's okay! We would never judge you for what your interests are. We're your best friends, after all! In fact..."
Just as you finish reading, a ">" arrow suddenly appears on the right side of the Photos app, seemingly indicating that another image has appeared. You click on the arrow, and this time... they all seem to be giving you bedroom eyes. Jade has a sly smirk, and Sam has a knowing grin. Kinito's bubble reads: "We want to play a... special game with you. Want to play with us?"
Once again, as soon as you finish reading, something suddenly happens. This time, a message box pops up, with two options?
Want to play with us?
[Play] [No thanks]
Well, it's night, you're home by yourself, and most of all, you're extremely damn curious as to what's about to happen, so... you decide to click [Play]. The moment you do so, the Photos app suddenly closes out, and in its place, the Media Player app opens up with a video. It's of Kinito and Crew, still in the wooden room from the images. Kinito smiles and speaks up, "Amazing! We knew you'd say yes! You just can't resist having some late night fun, can you?~"
You hear Kinito chuckle along with the other two. Kinito's voice here sounds... different. Not machine-generated like usual, but more... genuine, in a way that's hard to describe. It's like someone's filtered Kinito's automated voice over their own somehow. Before you can fully process it, however, Kinito starts up again as the three of them fiddle with their... their crotches? "Alright, (Y/N), here's how this game works..." Just then, they uncover to reveal... o-oh. Oh my.
They've uncovered their crotches to reveal... their genitalia. And each one has different genitalia to boot; Kinito has a humanoid pair of cock and balls, Sam has some kind of... tentacle dick, and Jade has a plump pussy. You can't help but gawk at their privates for a moment, before suddenly, Jade giggles, snapping you out of your trance, "Like what you see, cutie?~" You feel compelled to nod and voice your opinion, "Y-Yeah..."
Sam smirks, "Well, that's good, 'cuz we wanna see YOUR goods now~" A part of you feels compelled to panic at the fact that they've somehow responded to you, but the overwhelming majority of your brain is too hormonal and horny to care. Besides... when is this kind of opportunity going to crop up again in your life? You shakily remove your boxers in front of the screen to reveal your package.
It's definitely not small, by any means, but you always wished it was just a tiny bit bigger. The Kinito Crew, on the other hand, almost start drooling at the sight of it. "Oh, fuck~", Sam mutters. "It looks so... tasty...~", Jade pants out before licking her lips. Kinito chuckles, "Oh, this game is going to be fun~" He then clears his throat before explaining the rules, "Alright, here's how this game works: we're all going to start pleasing ourselves. Whoever can go the longest without cumming wins!"
Well, pretty straightforward rules, you assume. No shame in having some fun tonight, eh? You nod, "Alright, I'm down." The three sea creatures all beam in delight as Kinito cheers, "Super! Now, what are we waiting for? Let's start!" And with that, the three of them start to masturbate in front of you. Kinito and Sam wrap one of their hands around their cocks and start to gently stroke, while Jade rubs at least two fingers on her.
Since they've already gotten a head start, you figure that you need to get started too. They did say that all of you are going to please yourselves, after all. So, you grip your shaft and slowly start to jerk up and down on it. You can hear the occasional moan slip out of the three as they look at each-other, then you, then back at each-other again. God, they look so damn hot, pleasing themselves in front of you like this...
You manage to resist the urge to start furiously stroking right then and there. Just then Kinito looks smugly towards Sam, as though planning something, "How do you feel, Sam?~" Sam pants, "G-Good... Good so far~" Kinito grinned as his tone lowered to only slightly higher than a whisper, "I bet you'd feel even better with you inside him, wouldn't ya?~" Sam grits his teeth and tightly closes his eyes in response, "Ngh, f-fuck...!" He starts to stroke faster.
Sam grunts, "K-Kinito, you...!" Kinito walks up and wraps a hand around Sam, still stroking himself with the other, "Come on, Sam~ Isn't it just killing you, not knowing what his tight ass would feel like on your cock?~ We all know you like to take it easy, but in bed, I know you LOVE to take charge~" Sam gasps, glaring at Kinito as he starts to leak, "K-Kinito, st... stop, I'm... you're gonna make me...!" Kinito giggles, "What's wrong? Am I wrong? Don't you remember?" Suddenly, he lets out a string of convincing moans, "Ohhh, Sam~ D-Don't stop! Fuck me harder, Sam!~"
Suddenly, Sam can't seem to hold it in anymore, as with that final word, Sam lets out a large blissful moan as he shoots out his load, "AAAHHH!!!~ C-CUMMING!!!~" Strings of Sam's jizz fall to the floor as his eyes roll back in pleasure. Sam soon glares once more to Kinito as the axolotl smirks back. He pants out, "...Ch... cheater..." Kinito chuckles, "Come on, it's all just a part of the game~ You still had fun, right?" Sam nods, "Y-Yeah... I did~"
Holy... Fucking... Shit...
That... might've just been... the hottest thing you have ever seen... in your whole fucking life!~
Kinito then looks over to Jade, who's looking at you as she rubs her pussy. He slyly calls out in a sing-songy fashion, "Oh, Jaaaade~" Jade looks away, panting, "Y-You won't get me with your tricks, Kinito... I know how... how you get...!" Kinito walks over to Jade, putting a hand on her shoulder, "Oh, really... So you're not thinking about bouncing on (Y/N)'s dick right now?~" Jade gasps, blushing intensely as she grunts, "I... God, it's so... so big~"
She starts to rub faster and harder, much to the delight of Kinito, who continues to whisper in her ears, "You're so cute when you get horny like this~ Has anyone ever told you how cute you are?~" Jade nods, looking at Kinito now, "D-Damn it... You know how much... I love... being called cute~" Kinito chuckles, "And them seeing you like this, moaning and rubbing yourself... they'd think it's just the cutest thing!~" Jade squeaks, "K-Kinito, please... I... I'm gonna...!"
Kinito doesn't stop, however, "Come on, Jade. Show us how cute you are. Show us how cute you get when you let go and just... cum~" At that, Jade can't hold it in anymore either, and lets out a moan as she squirts on the floor, "Aaahhh!!~ I-I'm cumming! I'm CUMMING!!!~" As she cums, she falls back and Kinito grabs her by the shoulders to keep her steady. He chuckles, "Whoops! I got ya!" Jade giggles as she begins to come back to reality, "T-Thanks, Kinito..."
Meanwhile, you're focused on keeping yourself from blowing your load. They're certainly not making it easy on you, that's for damn sure, but you're managing. For now, at least. Kinito then turns his attention to you, "Okay, (Y/N)! It's just you and me now~" Suddenly, Kinito's dick is grabbed by Sam, who whispers into his ear, "Aw, what? Did ya forget about us, pal?~" Kinito gasps, "W-Wait, this isn't how--" Jade chuckles as she grips his shoulders, "What's wrong? You said it yourself: it's all just a part of the game~"
Kinito pants, trying and failing to maintain composure, "Y-You... (Y/N), do something!" But you just give a knowing smirk; sure, you could do something right now, but why ruin the fun?~ Jade whispers, "Oh, I'd bet you'd love for (Y/N) to do something to you, wouldn't ya?~" Sam follows up, "All sorts of things~ Don't lie to us, buddy; you're the biggest slut in the whole Crew~" Kinito gasps, "I-I'm... oh God, I...! Fuck...~" Jade smirks, "What's the matter, buddy? Do our words get you... excited?~"
Sam grunts, "Does me jerkin' you off get ya in the mood to cum?~" Kinito grits his nonexistent teeth as he tries to hold on, "I... I'm not out yet! I... I can still... I... F-Fuck, it... i-it feels so good!~" Jade whispers, "Give in, Kinito. Give in to your desires and just... release~" Sam whispers, "Take a load off, buddy; and shoot it right out~" But Kinito's attempts are useless, as once Sam starts to increase his speed, the axolotl cracks. He starts moaning louder, "(Y-Y/N)! Oh God, please!~ I... I need you! I need you I need you I need you!! I... AAHH!!~"
Finally, he explodes, staining Sam's hand and adding his own mess to the floor, "IIIII NEEEED YOOOUUU!!!!~" Sam then slows down more and more, until finally, he releases his grip. While Jade massages Kinito gently, Sam licks up the mess on his fingers, "Mmmm~ Tastes good as always, buddy~" Kinito pants, "Th-Thank you... guys...~" Jade giggles, "You're welcome! What are friends for, right?~" Just then, the three turn their attention to you. Kinito grins, "Guess what, (Y/N)? That means you win!"
Jade nods, "That's right! But the game's not over just yet..." Sam nods, his voice starting to sound a bit more... excited, "Yeah... Game's not over until everybody cums..." Kinito then grabs the edges of the Media Player window, "And we want you to show us~" Normally, this kind of thing would freak you out, but as mentioned earlier, you're too horny to care at the moment.
The three sea creatures all climb out of the window, and get right up close to the desktop, practically squeezing against it. Jade speaks, "Come on, (Y/N), get up so we can see you~" You comply and stand up, still jerking off, but now in full frontal view of the three. You can hear them panting and gasping, and they start talking over each other, clearly getting ecstatic and desperate at the same time.
"Come on, (Y/N)! Just cum already!~"
"You win! You're the best, (Y/N)! Now prove it to us!~"
"Come on, pal; just blow!~ Don't make us beg now!"
"Cum, (Y/N)!~ Just cum! Just CUM!!~"
"Do it, bud! Do it, just do it!~ Do it do it do it do it DO IT!!~"
"Don't think, just cum! DON'T THINK, JUST CUM!!!~"
The constant pressure and egging you on for you to finally blow your load... soon ends with you doing just that. You let out a loud moan as you shoot your cum all over the computer screen. Before you can come to and realize you just messed up your computer, the three of them all start to lick at the screen in pure bliss. Even Kinito has given himself a mouth just to start lapping at the screen like a dog.
You can hear them all gasping in pleasure. Kinito beams, "I can taste you from in here!~" Jade gasps, "Ahhh~ I knew it... so tasty~" Sam pants, "God...~ So fucking GOOD...~" By the time things have calmed down, and you've decided to wipe up the screen, the three have basically coated the areas your jizz had splattered on with their euphoric slobber.
The three of them are reduced to worn out messes, but they still smile as bright as ever. Jade pants out, "That... was the best game... I ever played...~" Sam looks over to Kinito, "Can... Can we play more games like this? Please?" Kinito looks at you, "Well, what do you think, (Y/N)? You wouldn't mind us playing more in the future, right?" You shake your head, "Nah... This was amazing; I'd love to keep playing with you guys!~"
Kinito grins, "Well, then in that case... I have a way we can have even MORE fun..." You tilt your head, confused, "Huh, what's that?" Kinito begins to explain, "Have you heard of the KinitoPET Friendship Club...?"