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CHATPER 1: The Therapist; Enter Dr. Bethani
I glare at the three boys before me. I blow some of my short brown curls out of my face and give the two Uchihas’ glares that rival their own.
“Okay. You guys can either answer my questions when asked… Or I simply tie you to a chair and torture you till you answer them…. Be warned, there is a reason why even though I’m the best in my field, I’m also the least recommended…” I warned with a soft, kind voice.
I couldn’t sound threatening for the world… Unless you know how I usually am and know what to look out for. These three have no clue. I look at my clipboard again. My friends that know me would be running by now, they know what's coming....
The small blond in the middle of the group is 17 year old Naruto Uzumaki, vessel to the famous, or sometimes infamous, Kyuubi no Kitsune, and the Uke of the threesome.
On his right sat the young terror and heartthrob of the ninja world since his older brother, one 18 year old Sasuke Uchiha, dominant to Naruto and Uke to his brother, the middle in the group. Or Beta, one could say.
On Naruto’s left was Sasuke’s older brother 24 year old Itachi Uchiha, youngest anbu ninja in history and the main dominant. The Alpha in simple terms. The whole Seme/UkeSeme/Uke not only looks weird, it's a pain to try to explain. And my superiors have to be able to read these reports.
The two Uchihas were giving me there best glares, I smirk. “You guys gotta work better than that!”
With a fast movement I have a large, blown up photo I had googled of ItaSasu fanart displayed in my office waiting room. A rather…hot…picture of the two Uchihas…. Anyways, with the distraction working I grab the blond from between them and lock the two of us in a room.
Cries of ‘NOOOOO!!!!!!’ and snarling could be heard as I crackle loudly. Score 1 Dr. Bethani, Score 0/zip for Uchihas!
“Now, Naruto, I’m going to ask some questions and you’re going to answer.” I give him a big, sweet smile. He cringes into the couch across from me and makes me frown. Come on, I know I’m not a normal therapist, but hey. My ways of working aren’t that unorthodox compared to the pairings I deal with.
Just last week I had to deal with the drama cycle of the never ending Yoh doesn’t like Anna and has interest in someone he refuses to name, Hao likes Yoh, but Anna is suppose to marry Yoh and won’t give him up. If I can live through that you have to give me credit! And don't even get me started on the whole Kaname-Yuuki-Zero thing! Why can't the two vampires admit they want to have hot, rough sex together, and Yuuki wants pics for her secret yaoi collection. That would make my life a whole lot easier, but I'm going off track....
I may appear weak, I mean, who would fear a small 4’10’’ pale skinned girl. With the large innocent green eyes, and wide, always there smile, and short, bouncy, brown curly hair that makes you swear it’s professionally done or took hours when it’s all natural. Don’t forget the always there blush on my cheeks, no makeup needed. I look like a harmless little girl, but I take my job seriously! And the fact I look like an immortal 12-year old pouting when I'm actually making a serious/angry face doesn't help either!
“Now, Naruto, what is your relationship with Itachi and Sasuke? How did it start? Are you happy with how your relationship is going? What did you last talk to Kyuubi about? And when was the last time you were skrewed by your lovers?” I ask with a normal, passive face and a pen at the ready as I await his answer.
I get none and look up. Oh, my… I seemed to have sent him into shock… Guess I’ll have to wait till the questions register with him.
I sit back and sip my coffee, ‘Yummy, yummy for my tummy, mhmm, mhmm, good!’ I sit back and get comfy, oh yeah. Gotta change the boys’ picture in the other room!
I use my laptop to change the ItaSasu picture to a very sexual, and let’s not forget hawt, ItaNaru picture, only Naruto has fox ears and a tail that Itachi is making him do naughty things with. I hear gasp of shock and horror from the other room.
I love being the evilly psychotically insane therapist they can’t fire because I actually do my job~! It’s awesome!!
“Sometime today please Naruto.” I mumble with a smirk, this will be an interesting case I’ve had to do. Hm…. Isn’t Itachi too old for these two… Hm…. I guess I’ll have to talk about that… But it’s defiantly one of the selling points for the fandom.... Hm... No wonder fangirls eat this stuff up like it's coke.
Oh my, I’m drooling over my fanfiction fantasies again. Not good! Focus on work. I look and notice Naruto is still spaced out.
“Wait, YOU WANT ME TO TALK ABOUT WHEN I HAVE SEX!!!!!!” Naruto yells at me. Seems it finally reached his brain.
I frown. “No, I want you to talk about when one of your lovers has their dick shoved up your ass and you’re begging for more.” I state bluntly. Oops, sent him into shock again. Maybe I should have taken one of the Uchiha’s in first…. Too late.
I throw a bucket of water on Naruto and wait for his answer, he fidgets and again, I love my job…!