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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
He is a worried boy, always making sure his partner is okay or needs something. "You want water?" "Does somewhere hurt?" Don't try to reject all the attention or you'll just get more. After making sure that his partner has everything, he will offer you a long time of kisses and hugs. Give him a cuddle and he will melt into you.
B = Body part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
His eyes. The eyes are the window to the soul, he likes how his eyes shine whenever he is in love or furious (Cartman's fault), always making sure to maintain eye contact with his partner.
On his partner, he loves your waist. Man or woman, that's the perfect place for him to hold you and squeeze you.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
He cums in a normal amount, never inside his partner for hygienic reasons. It doesn't taste bad, but he always gets a little embarrassed watching you swallow it.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He likes to see you masturbating. He loves how you please yourself by thinking about him, he gets excited when he sees the effect he has on you...
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
He’s super inexperienced. This poor boy never got a girlfriend in his school days. All of his experience comes from pornographic videos or conversations he hears from his friends (Kenny specifically). But don't worry! He is quick to learn things.
F = Favourite position (this goes without saying)
Missionary. He loves to hug you and kiss you while you two have sex, he is a sweetheart, always worried about giving you affection. In this position he can also go deeper into his partner and is easier and faster to change to another position.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
This is a very serious moment for him, a few giggles here and there but nothing that takes away the focus of the moment.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
He likes to keep things under control, not being completely bare, just enough to keep the area tidy.
But if you notice, you can see a trail of red hair making way into his pants...
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
This guy is the ultimate romantic, he'll probably cover the bed with flowers and fuck you holding hands. He puts all the passion in the world into that moment.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
He doesn't jack off so much. He needs to be in a very sexually frustrated moment to do this, he is a little embarrassed and paranoid about someone watching him.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Study dates. He loves the idea of arranging a "study" date and it always ends in a night of sex. "Come to my house to study at eleven pm" is a great way to start having sex.
L = Location (favourite places to do the do)
He prefers his bed in the comfort of his room, he doesn't dare to do anything in public. But something about fucking you on top of a table (where you would both should be studying) intrigues him.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
When he is frustrated or tired, he always starts thinking about you. Any thought about you makes him hard. Don't be alarmed when you receive a message asking you to come to his house immediately.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Nothing unhygienic, this guy hates pee.
I'm not going to talk about what he saw in his parents' room, poor thing... Don't do this with him.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
He prefers to give oral, it may take a little time for him to get completely good at it, but he loves the idea of making you cum. He is a little embarrassed when receiving it, always worried if you choke and avoiding coming in your mouth.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
This man always starts slow and only starts to speed up when he is close to finishing. Be patient and enjoy the moment, you're not having sex, you're making love 😉
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Rarely, he prefers slow and long sex. But sometimes a quickie is great to distract your mind.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
No, no risks for this guy. He prefers to keep things private, he can't stand the idea of being caught by one of his friends and always being the target of jokes. He also always locks the door to avoid the risk of anyone in his family arriving unexpectedly.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Normal stamina, lasts about three to four rounds. It's enough to keep his partner satisfied, I think.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
Not really into it. Kyle has some interest in using it on his partners but not on himself, just his hand is enough.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
He doesn't really like teasing, he can get a little impatient and angry when it's with him.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Not so loud, he makes a series of low and hoarse moans in your ear. (is cute)
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Kyle doesn't take off his hat during sex. And he can still get a little lost when the hat falls off and he can't find it back. His partner will have to get used to seeing that red hair only when he is sleeping or taking a shower.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Wohooo, this boy has a perfect ass! In fact, you could sleep on that ass every day, girls are jealous when they see that perfect round ass, make good use of it. His dick is uncut (of course) and a normal size, about 13-14 cm.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Not so loud, some days this boy might be dying for some fuck, but other days not so much, he just needs to be in the right mood. But don't worry! if it takes more than two weeks he'll get desperate!
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
It takes a while for him to sleep, if he needs to do something after sex, he will do it. But first he makes sure his partner has everything he needs.