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“We have to share a room tonight?” Caesar asked, drying off their hair and glancing over at their partner with slightly furrowed eyebrows.
“Eeyup.” Joseph responded, directing his gaze over at them and leaning his back on the wall “Carpet in my room got all fucked up, so it’s basically uninhabitable until the carpet gets cleaned n’ fixed. Not gonna say how I ruined it.” He spoke, winking.
Caesar sighed, running a hand through their hair “..I don’t even wanna know. Anyways,” They draped the towel they were drying their hair with over their shoulders, starting for their room “You know where my room is. Get over there once you’re ready to sleep, I’m going to bed.”
Joseph trailed close behind his partner, Caesar glancing back at him with a bit of surprise in their expression “Goin’ to bed already?”
Joseph shrugged “Nah, but I’m bored as hell. Didn’t wanna let you fall asleep alone either.” He hummed, grinning “All lonely and such, waiting for me to get there.”
Caesar gave an exasperated chuckle and got to their room, pulling the door open and stepping inside. Joseph followed suit, shutting the door behind himself and heading for the bed, flopping down on it. He peered over at Caesar, who was currently rummaging through their dresser, pulling on a sleeveless shirt before crawling onto the bed next to Joseph.
“Hope you won’t be bored, I’m pretty tired so I’m probably gonna hit the sack soon.” Caesar spoke, starting to shift to get under the covers.
“Wait, Caes.”
Caesar paused and looked over at Joseph, having only a moment to compose themself before Joseph surged forward and firmly smashed their lips together, climbing on top of Caesar and pressing down into them. Trying to relax into the tense and sudden kiss, Caesar pressed up into Joseph a bit, furrowing their eyebrows as the brunette nibbled on their lip. Joseph kept the kiss going for a while, occasionally pulling back to get a short gasp of breath before going back in, trying to ease his tongue into Caesar’s mouth.
With lips red and bruised from their kiss, Joseph soon pulled back, propping himself up on one side and halfway laying on the blonde Italian below him.
“Hey, hey, Caesarino.” Joseph started, grinning.
Caesar gave a small huff, glancing his way and arching an eyebrow, running a hand through their hair “..What is it?”
“Can I eat you? Y’know..” Joseph made a peace sign and lifted it up to his mouth, sticking his tongue in between his spread fingers and flicking it up and down like a snake.
Caesar sputtered and looked to Joseph with wide eyes and flushed cheeks, shifting on the bed just a little “..I-I mean if you want to holy shit. We haven’t done anything like that before, are you sure?”
“Man, I thought you’d react calmer than you did..” Joseph muttered, almost appearing disappointed “Yes I’m sure, Caes! It’s our first time sharing a room together, I wanna make this night memorable for the both of us.” He winked.
“Good god, you’re literally just like a horny teenager.. I hadn’t even thought about anything like that until now.” Caesar muttered, draping their forearm over their eyes, clearly embarrassed by the sentiment.
“Stop actin’ all high and mighty, damn! You agreed, didn’t you? You’re just as into the idea as I am.” Joseph huffed.
“Y-Yeah, whatever, just.. Do what you want.” They moved their hand down to cover their mouth, glancing away and furrowing their eyebrows. Joseph excitedly shifted to sit in between Caesar’s now slightly spread legs, fumbling with their boxers and starting to try and slide them down.
“Caes, lower your legs, I can’t get these off of you unless you meet me halfway here.” Joseph spoke, arching an eyebrow and looking to Caesar’s face. Caesar, complying with Joseph’s request, slowly slid their legs down, allowing their partner to tug their boxers down enough to expose their genitalia to the cool air of the room. Caesar shivered, shutting their eyes and biting their lip gently.
Joseph’s face flushed. Caesar’s was… Pretty. Well, of course it was. They probably took really good care of themself down there, knowing them. Shaved except for the pubic mound, which was speckled with light, sandy strands of curled hair, it looked almost pristine, unfamiliar with touch. Joseph knew better than to go by how it looked, though. Caesar was a god damn Casanova, and was pretty popular with the ladies and gentlemen and everyone in between to boot. No way was this part inexperienced.
Sliding the pale orange boxers down Caesar’s calves, he tossed them aside, shifting to lay flat on his stomach in between his partner’s legs. Letting his warm breath ghost across the sensitive skin and earning a slight shudder from Caesar, he dragged a hand up to rest next to their flushed folds, dragging the calloused pad of his thumb slowly down the already wet center and watching as Caesar’s hips arched at the touch. He continued that for a short while, letting his thumb just barely brush against Caesar’s clit, reveling in his partner’s frustrated yet clearly aroused responses.
“H-Holy fuck stop teasing, please..” Caesar whined out, gripping the sheets and casting an urgent look down at Joseph, gritting their teeth. Joseph, already way ahead of them, had taken both hands and tentatively spread them open, leaning down and placing his lips around flushed, trembling folds. He gave a soft, gentle suck, feeling Caesar squirm and arch underneath him.
It was nice, Joseph decided, giving his partner such pleasure. Soon dipping his tongue between the folds to get a taste, Caesar gave a startled gasp of “F-Fuck!-“ as Joseph’s tongue drifted up to tease their clit, circling gently around it. He lapped at Caesar’s entrance, the Italian tensing up and gripping the sheets tighter as Joseph slid his tongue into them. He searched around in them, sliding over Caesar’s G-spot and reveling at how they reacted; by letting out a loud, breathy moan and arching their back high.
“M’ I doin’ good?” Joseph asked after pulling his tongue out, voice muffled.
“D-Don’t- ah, talk with your mouth down there like that!!” Caesar started, letting go of the bedsheets with one hand, covering their mouth and glancing away “I-I have no past experiences with this, how should I know…”
“Well, does it feel go- Shit, wait.” Joseph paused, lifting his head up “Am I the first person to eat you out, Caes? S’ that why you seem so off your game?” Joseph asked with a confused glance. Caesar nodded abashedly, keeping their gaze away “N-No one’s ever wanted to before.”
Joseph grinned, kissing at the inside of Caesar’s thigh, earning an embarrassed huff of protest from the blonde “So I’m your first for this, huh? Hope I’m meetin’ your standards, Casanova~”
“Shut up.”
“If you insist~” Joseph hummed, returning to the task at hand and dipping his tongue between the soft folds, Caesar gripping the sheets tighter and tilting their head back as they let a tense moan escape their parted lips. Everything felt hot. Everything felt hot and strange and absolutely amazing and Caesar soon feared that they might reach their peak sooner than expected. A hard press of Joseph’s tongue into them startled them out of their slight daze, almost bucking their hips at the suddenness of the internal stimulation.
“F-Fuck, Joseph, I- If you keep that up, I-I’ll already..” They soon gasped out, trying to lean away from the tongue exploring inside of them and their impending orgasm. Joseph’s hands on them had a tight hold, however, slowly starting to run over Caesar’s toned stomach, which jerked and tensed with each stroke against the most sensitive spots. Joseph nearly stopped in his tracks as an idea came to mind, and he grinned, pulling his tongue out of Caesar in favor of their clit, enveloping it between his lips and giving it a hard suck as he filled the abandoned hole with two tanned fingers.
At once, Joseph focused Hamon on the tips of his tongue and fingers, circling their clit with his charged tongue while pressing his fingers directly into their G-spot. Caesar’s reaction was immediate and intense, arching their back high and crying out as their climax washed over them like a tidal wave, clawing aimlessly at the sheets as fits and spasms racked their body. Through it all, Joseph continued to lick at them, letting the Hamon fizzle out into nothing but a few stray sparks as Caesar’s body grew still. Caesar’s breath was ragged, staring aimlessly over at the wall as they tried to catch their breath and let their brain catch up to what just happened, soon directing their gaze down at Joseph, who was still slowly licking at them.
“Y- Ssshit, you can s-stop now..” Caesar pushed out weakly, twitching as the continued attention started to overstimulate. Joseph’s movements came to a standstill, sliding his fingers out of his partner and slowly sitting up, looking down at the messy digits. Shrugging, he stuck them in his mouth, cleaning the leftover fluid off before flopping down next to Caesar, a stupidly happy grin on his face.
“Did I do good?”
Caesar sighed, exhausted, moving to lay on their side so they could face Joseph “..Mhm. You.. You really did.”
Excited, Joseph leaned forward and gave Caesar a quick peck on the mouth, scooting close and nuzzling up under the Italian’s chin. He pressed idle, lazy kisses to Caesar’s jaw and neck, soon pulling away just a tad and glancing up at Caesar.
“Caesarino.”
They glanced down at him lazily “Hm..?”
“Guess you could say I just ate a…”
“Don’t.”
“…Caesar salad.” Joseph spoke with a shit eating grin.
Caesar made Joseph sleep on the floor that night.