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CCG: BEFORE I GO
CCG: EVERYONE SHOULD ALSO KNOW ERIDAN HAD A COMPLETE SHITHIVE MELTDOWN TOO
CCG: HE'S GOING AROUND KILLING PEOPLE WITH HIS MAGIC WAND
CCG: SO KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR HIM.
CCG: IF I RUN INTO HIM AGAIN, I'M...
CCG: I DON'T EVEN KNOW.
CCG: HE BETTER PRAY TO ALL HIS MURDERED ANGELS IT DOESN'T HAPPEN.
PAST caligulasAquarium [PCA] 311 HOURS AGO responded to memo.
PCA: a magic wwand is that so
PCA: kar come on noww evveryone fuckin KNOWWS this memos rubbish
CCG: HEY ASSHOLE
CCG: CONSIDER OUR "PACT" OVER
PCA: wwevve got a pact
CCG: NOT ANYMORE
CCG: YOU ARE DEAD TO ME
CCG: PAST YOU, PRESENT YOU, FUTURE YOU
CCG: AND ABOVE ALL, UGLY SCARFNECKED DOUCHEBAG HIPSTER YOU
CCG: WAIT I FORGOT, ALL OF THE YOUS ARE THAT YOU
CCG: IF I WASN'T SO TERRIFIED, I'D BE CONSUMED WITH ANGER, AND AS SOON AS I'M DONE COWERING IN A DARK CORNER HIDING FROM THAT HONKING MURDEROUS TOOL, I'M GOING TO HUNT YOU DOWN AND FILLET YOU WITH MY SICKLE.
PCA: wwhoa kar
PCA: this is nothin if not flatterin but dont you think youre comin on a little strong
CCG: OH GOD
CCG: I AM NOT HITTING ON YOU IDIOT, THIS IS HONEST TO GOD PLATONIC ENMITY
CCG: LIKE IN THE "I REALLY DO WANT YOU TO DIE" KIND OF WAY.
CCG: I AM NOT INITIATING AN ELABORATE CALIGINOUS WALTZ WITH YOU YOU DESPERATE SHIT.
PCA: i mean yeah obvviously i kneww you wwerent serious
PCA: i guess i appreciate the effort youre puttin into cheerin me up
PCA: i can alwways count on you for some good ironic repartee kar nobody else really gets our sense a humor
CCG: UGH, NO
PCA: are you busy
PCA: you said youd try to make it to lowwaa soon wwell howw about it
CCG: YOU’RE NOT IN LOWAA.
PCA: wwhat the fuck kar of course i am
PCA: look im 311 hours in your past wwhere else wwould i be
CCG: NO.
PCA: wwhat do you mean no
PCA: im fuckin surrounded by angels kar
PCA: remember wwe talked about this
PCA: youre supposed to accuse me a killin them right noww
PCA: remember
CCG: THAT CAME LATER IN THE CONVERSATION.
CCG: YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO TELL ME TO TELL MY PAST SELF TO GO VISIT YOU.
CCG: THEN I ACCUSE YOU OF HITTING ON ME.
PCA: oh yeah
PCA: so uh
PCA: i guess that means wwevve already had this convversation huh
CCG: YEAH.
PCA: am i asleep
CCG: I DON’T THINK SO.
PCA: um
PCA: does that mean im
CCG: YEAH.
PCA: wwhat about you
CCG: I’M IN THE COMPUTER LAB RIGHT NOW.
CCG: THERE ARE BODIES ALL OVER THE PLACE, AND I’M KIND OF TERRIFIED TO TURN AROUND.
CCG: SOLLUX IS LYING ON THE DESK. YOU BURNED HIS EYES OUT WITH YOUR SCIENCE WAND, AND I KNOCKED ALL HIS TEETH OUT WHEN I DROPPED HIM DOWN THE STAIRS.
CCG: AND THEN HE DIED WHILE SENDING THE METEOR TOWARD THE NEW SESSION AND HIS OTHER DREAM SELF FUCKED OFF WITH ARADIA SO I DON’T KNOW WHY HE’S STILL HERE WITH ME RIGHT NOW.
CCG: I THOUGHT I WAS HIDING HERE FROM GAMZEE BUT I SPECIFICALLY REMEMBER THAT ASSHOLE ABSCONDING WITH A BUNCH OF CORPSES ONE SWEEP AGO. I HAVEN’T SEEN HIM SINCE.
CCG: BUT I DON’T REMEMBER DYING.
CCG: SO I GUESS THIS MEANS I’M ASLEEP.
PCA: it wwas kan wwasnt it
PCA: i sorta remember a chainsaww
CCG: YEAH.
CCG: BUT TO BE FAIR, YOU KILLED HER FIRST.
PCA: did i
PCA: oh
PCA: yeah i think i did
CCG: I HAVEN’T TALKED TO YOU SINCE THEN.
CCG: I’VE TALKED TO A LOT OF ERIDANS. THERE ARE A FUCKLOAD OF YOU AROUND HERE.
CCG: BUT THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I’VE TALKED TO
CCG: YOU KNOW
CCG: YOU.
PCA: the real one
CCG: THE ONE WHO KILLED MY FRIENDS.
PCA: kan got better
CCG: DON’T EVEN PRETEND THAT THAT EXCUSES WHAT YOU DID.
PCA: no i knoww it doesnt
PCA: i wwas sorta jokin
CCG: I’D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU WOULDN’T.
CCG: IT’S STILL KIND OF A SENSITIVE SUBJECT.
CCG: ALTHOUGH IT’S BEEN A SWEEP SINCE THEN. I GUESS I’M NOT AS ANGRY WITH YOU AS I WAS WHEN I FIRST HAD THIS CONVERSATION.
PCA: yeah im pretty sure you threatened to kill me last time
CCG: YEAH.
CCG: WELL.
CCG: I’M GOING TO BE HONEST HERE.
CCG: I DON’T THINK I WOULD HAVE DONE THAT.
PCA: wwhy not
CCG: I JUST
CCG: I DON’T KNOW.
CCG: I MEAN, GAMZEE DID THE SAME THING YOU DID, AND I FORGAVE HIM.
CCG: IF I’M BEING FAIR, I THINK YOU BOTH DID WHAT YOU DID FOR THE SAME REASONS.
CCG: YOU’RE BOTH HIGHBLOODS AND IT’S PART OF YOUR NATURE.
CCG: I SHOULD HAVE BEEN SURPRISED THAT WE ALL MADE IT THAT FAR WITHOUT KILLING EACH OTHER.
CCG: EXCEPT FOR ARADIA KILLING VRISKA.
CCG: AND THEN VRISKA KILLING TAVROS.
CCG: AND TEREZI KILLING VRISKA AGAIN BUT SHE HAD A GOOD REASON FOR THAT ONE.
CCG: BUT VRISKA-RELATED MURDER ASIDE, WE WERE DOING PRETTY WELL FOR A BUNCH OF TROLLS STUCK TOGETHER IN CLOSE QUARTERS.
CCG: MAYBE IT WAS HAVING ALL THOSE IMPS TO KILL THAT HELPED CALM US ALL DOWN.
CCG: ANYWAY I WOULD BE A HYPOCRITE FOR FORGIVING GAMZEE BUT NOT YOU WHEN YOU BOTH COMMITTED THE SAME CRIME.
CCG: ESPECIALLY SINCE MORE OF GAMZEE’S VICTIMS STAYED DEAD.
PCA: fef
PCA: she wwas the one wwho stayed dead
CCG: YEAH.