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“HAPPY HALLOWEEN BOSSMAN”
“HEY TUBSO HI RANBOOBIE”
“No. Tommy it’s just Ranboo please I am not a breast. I am going to start calling you tommytitit”
“That is ass Ranboob. I am the biggest man ever. I would never have a boob. I removed them actually. Wait no. That doesn’t make sense. Fuck you particle pants”
“...Anyways, Tommy, ranboo and I are going as a beetle and a carton of juice. What are you going to be?”
Tommy grabbed their arms and dragged them to his house to show them his very epic technoblade costume that he made all by himself.
Tubbo cooed “Aw you and Michael are the same, his chicken is Crowza. He was very insistent on this idea and we got baby techno clothes from Phil”
Tommy puffed out his chest “Well of course they would be that, Michael is a genius with amazing taste. Technoblade is his grandfather the blood god with his bird lackey and so is Michael, as he should. In fact-”
“Toms,” Ranboo interrupted “are you gonna grab your costume or keep ranting about my dad”
“Die<3”
“STOP VERBALIZING A HEART. NO THAT DOESN’T MEAN MAKE ONE WITH YOUR HANDS. HOW DO YOU EVEN DO IT THAT WAY, STOP FLIPPING IT” (note, middle on top, index/pointers on bottom then swapping without disconnecting)
“Ranboo, my dear platonic husband, chill the fuck out.”
Tommy grabs his costume and runs out the door yelling “RACE YOU BACK TO SNOWCHESTER”
Tommy wins the race, obviously. He goes immediately to his room and changes then goes to find Michael. Tubbo and Ranboo are already there and Tommy demands a photo of him and his twin. He throws a toy car at Ranboo for saying no. “They’re clearly twins Ranboo. I see no difference. I have no idea which one is my uncle in law and which is my son” Michael giggles and is very happy he matches his Uncle Tommy!
“Okay, we are going to get into our costumes and then we can all head out trick or treating”
While they wait Tommy and Michael colour pumpkins and make them into jack o'lanterns.
“Okay let’s go to Phil’s house first since it’s so close”
“Good idea Tubbo, then the old man can see how epic my twin’s servant is.”
They go to Phil’s house and he gives them an ungodly amount of candy which they tell Tommy to bring back to the house.
“This is fucked, I am Ranboob’s Uncle. I am ordered around by my nibling”
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“Godpapa, what do you think of my duo costume?!”
“It is very cute Michael, I love that Charles was included, how did you get that color though?”
“We went to a craft fair because Tommy wanted to go and Ranboo found feather safe wash out dye, we bought every colour and the sizes are meant for ostriches. So we will not run out anytime soon.”
“TECHIE”
“Oh hi mate, Tommy will be right back.”
“Hi Michael, you look very cool. Your chicken looks very cool too. Love the hat. All around adorable. 10/10. I am going to make hot cocoa for everyone now.”
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“WILBUR YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING PRICK DRESSING UP AS YOUR DEAD SELF IS NOT FUNNY AT ALL YOU RAT BASTARD”
“Tommy you know I’m fine”
“You drank yourself to death to try to outdrink Jschlatt, deep sea dived without gear, and did parkour off random buildings. You are an idiot. I know nothing.”
“Fair enough, but this was only for a haunted walk, I’m going home to change into Alexander Hamilton”
“You are a nerd and a loser. I made that costume 7 years ago and you wear it every year.”
“Because I love you”
“Ew that's sappy”
“You are literally dressed as the child we found on a box and you insisted we keep. Anyways, we are home” Wilbur says and then falls down the stairs
“Idiot”
Tommy walks in and yells for Technoblade. Techno walks back in annoyed by the interruption “Who called me. Oh.”
Tommy tells him “I spent a few days mining for gold ore and gems and made the crown in my workshop, and I made the inside from wool and the outside is velvet.” He laughs nervously “Sorry I didn’t use your old stuff, I wanted to surprise you and also didn't want to part with this stuff.”
Techno is standing shocked, tearing up and Phil pokes him and says “Mate, are you crying?”
Techno responds “I have never felt an emotion in my life.” as tears drip down his face and his voice is clearly wobbly. “So uh, why this choice of costume gremlin”
“Because you are my hero and I look up to you?” Tommy looks at him like this is the most obvious thing ever
“I thought you would hate me forever because of the farm thing” he squealed
“Dude, you were very far away when you built the wither, you couldn’t have known.”
Techno lays on the floor, Phil finishes the hot cocoa, Tommy lays on Techno and Michael joins with his chicken. They all drink hot cocoa, go trick or treating and all get so much candy. They return for dinner and have corn chowder with cheese and potatoes and garlic bread using potato bread. People have Tommy make more techno style capes and he adds a hood and pockets to his own. Him and Techno take care of his farm together now and make a good profit. Ranboo, Tubbo, Michael, and Phil help out sometimes. And if Techno has Tommy make him a short cape for when on the farm then nobody mentions it other than teasing him about damaging his cape despite everyone knowing otherwise.