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Chat-a-long

Summary:

In which the canon events are shown through a DPD messaging chat involving the stations latest add-on, Connor.

Chapter 1

Notes:

I wrote all of this with a headache & on another app, so I spent an unnecessary 15 more minutes adding fonts. Never again. Do not recommend.

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[Group successfully created. (11/4/38)]

[Jeffery Fowler has established 'Detroit Police Department Forefront.']

(6:37 A.M.) Jeffery Fowler: This is a messaging station for work purposes only. Now I don't want to see you posting dumb shit like on the last one, got it?

[Tina Chen has joined.]

(6:38 A.M.) Tina Chen: Got it, Captain.

(6:38 A.M.) Tina Chen: Are all officers joining?

[Larisa Person has joined.]

(6:38 A.M.) Jeffery Fowler: Just the ones working on cases right now.

(6:38 A.M.): Larisa Person: *Thumbs up emoji*

[Chris Miller has joined.]

(6:39 A.M.) Chris Miller: Gavin’s sleeping next door; I'll wake him him. Gosh, he sleeps a little heavy, though.

(6:39 A.M.) Tina Chen: It's Gavin. Wouldn't see him as a light sleeper even by a single glance.

(6:43 A.M.) Chris Miller: Got 'em.

[Gavin Reed has joined.]

(6:43 A.M.) Gavin Reed: This is all you woke me up for? Some stupid chat?

(6:44 A.M.) Jeffery Fowler: I don't want to hear it from you, Reed.

(6:44 A.M.) Gavin Reed: Yeah yeah. Whatever.

(6:44 A.M.) Larisa Person: Might as well be greatful Captain's still letting you in after what happened half a year ago.

(6:44 A.M.) Gavin Reed: He can ban me if he wants. Will you, Fowler?

(6:45 A.M.) Jeffery Fowler: Depends if a rouge android doesn't hack into your phone and destroy all the evidence for the Torrence's case this time around.

(6:45 A.M.) Tina Chen: *Laughing emoji*

(6:45 A.M.) Gavin Reed: Screw you, Chen.

[Ben Collins has joined.]

(6:46 A.M.) Ben Collins: I'm only a few minutes late... what party did I miss?

(6:46 A.M.) Chris Miller: An exhausting one.

(6:46 A.M.) Gavin Reed: Wasn't your requirement to wake me up in the first place.

(6:46 A.M.) Chris Miller: You wouldn't have woken up until 8. I didn't want you cursing up a storm after missing out on two hours of conversation.

(6:46 A.M.) Jeffery Fowler: There is no future conversations for Reed to spout bullshit about. This conversation is over, except for one thing.

(6:47 A.M.) Larisa Person: ?

(6:47 A.M.) Jeffery Fowler: There's a new android Cyberlife's bringing. A prototype model that assisted in a hostage situation back in August.

(6:47 A.M.) Tina Chen: August? Nothing major between other months until now?

(6:48 A.M.) Gavin Reed: What? It gonna be joining this chat too?

(6:48 A.M.) Jeffery Fowler: It is. It's working alongside Hank.

(6:48 A.M.) Larisa Person: ...Ah.

(6:48 A.M.) Ben Collins: Oh? Not quite the combination I expected.

(6:49 A.M.) Chris Miller: Gavin’s happy cause the android won't be his responsibility.

(6:49 A.M.) Gavin Reed: Yada yada, everyone could've guessed that.

(6:49 A.M.) Tina Chen: Can't you be happy for one day, Gavin?

(6:50 A.M.) Jeffery Fowler: Alright. Conversation over. Get outta here and go do whatever shit you have to.

(11/6)

["RK800" Connor has joined.]

(9:59 A.M.) "RK800" Connor: Hello. My name is Connor; I'm the android sent by Cyberlife. I've been assigned all deviant cases with Lieutenant Hank Anderson. Have any of you seen him?

(10:00 A.M.) Chris Miller: Uh, hey. Hank's not here yet, if you're wondering. Also, weren't you at Ortiz's crime scene yesterday?

(10:00 A.M.) "RK800" Connor: Yes. What time does he usually arrive?

(10:00 A.M.) Larisa Person: Before noon, if Fowler’s lucky. Means he won't have to write down another disciplinary report.

(10:01 A.M.) "RK800" Connor: Understood. Thank you.

(10:01 A.M.) Chris Miller: Won't Hank see this? Might get mad if he does.

(10:01 A.M.) Larisa Person: I highly doubt that. Anderson hasn't even accepted the invitation yet.

(10:01 A.M.) Chris Miller: I guess so...?

(10:12 A.M.) Gavin Reed: Little fucker refused to get me coffee.

(10:12 A.M.) "RK800" Connor: Unfortunately, your intentions were to take advantage of my presence. I was merely attempting to de-escalate the situation.

(10:12 A.M.) Larisa Person: What'd you even manage to do, Gavin?

(10:13 A.M.) "RK800" Connor: It was only a small incident. Detective Reed only demanded I make coffee for him, and I refused.

(10:13 A.M.) Tina Chen: Rash moves, Gavin.

(10:13 A.M.) Gavin Reed: You're right next to me, Tina. And you're texting in the group chat.

(10:13 A.M.) Tina Chen: I mean, you did it first.

(10:14 A.M.) Chris Miller: She's sort of right.

(10:14 A.M.) Gavin Reed: Fuck all of you.

(10:14 A.M.) Larisa Person: *Eye roll emoji*

(10:23 A.M.) Ben Collins: Urgh, that was not something I wanted to see.

(10:23 A.M.) "RK800" Connor: My apologies, Officer Collins. I was trying to talk to the HK400 in order to recieve some last minute information.

(10:24 A.M.) Larisa Person: Caused a lot of scuffle today, huh?

(10:24 A.M.) "RK800" Connor: In a way.

(10:24 A.M.) Larisa Person: An android having humor. Hah!

(10:24 A.M.) "RK800" Connor: I wouldn't necessarily call it 'humor,' but see it how you want.

(10:38 A.M.) Chris Miller: Er, Connor had an argument with Hank.

(10:38 A.M.) Tina Chen: Everybody knows. Anderson isn't exactly quiet when he's angry, don't you think?

(10:38 A.M.) Larisa Person: Fowler’s coming on.

(10:39 A.M.) Tina Chen: He's not gonna make a new one again.