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Normal People Things to Do (discontinued)

Summary:

Tommy, Tubbo, and Ranboo are jr members of the Syndicate. To try and impress the others, they decide to kidnap the head architect of Esempi, Grian Waffle. But Grian turns out to be more then they thought he was.

 

Or...
Cuteguy has a long night and then gets kidnapped by some moody teens.

 

Title From "Normal People Things" by Lovejoy (fuck you wilbur)

Chapter 1

Notes:

I know it's a little short, but I'm going to try and add more. My brain is kinda all over the place with ideas so you may be waiting a bit, but I will TRY to add more. But Yay! First fic!

This also a repost because I miss click and killed the first one. I'm a fucking idiot, sorry.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Cuteguy returned home after a long night of being a superhero. He pull off his superhero outfit and put on some PJ. He hide his superhero outfit in his closet and flopped on to his bed. Grian had a long day of being head architect ahead of him. His nightly fights with the Dream team and Syndicate weren't doing him well.

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Theseus had a great plan! He was going to kidnap the city's head architect! He told Bee and Lethe about his plan. Bee was on board, Lethe was more or less fine with it! The three snook out of the Syndicate base just before sunrise to get grab him.

The three arrived at the architect's house. Lethe teleported in and unlock the door.

"Tom- sorry, Theseus, this such a good plan! Angel is going to be so happy!" Bee said while beaming as they enter the house.

"Bee, be more careful with names."  Lethe sound annoyed as they told Bee off.

The three made their way upstairs to Grian's bed room. Theseus kicked his door down and Lethe used another one of their powers to freeze Grian in place.

Theseus stood up straight. "Mr Grian, you're being kidnapped by the Syndicate! You'll be returned after ransom is paid."

"Wha- Huh- How?!" Grian was clearly panicking.

Bee looked to his closet. "Oh! I'm going to steal one of his comfy looking sweaters!"

Lethe rolled their eyes "Really Bee?"

Bee opened up Grian's closet, before quickly slam it shut.

Theseus gave Bee a curious look. "Whatcha find Bee?"

Bee looked nervous "Oh nothing.... I don't really need a sweater... I already have loads..."

"What did you find?" Theseus walked over to the closet and opened it.

"WHAT THE FUCK?! NO WAY!!

Lethe was confused by this reaction to the inside of a closet, they poked their head in, looked back at Grian, then back at the closet. "No... way... The architect's Cuteguy?!" 

Bee used his pollen to put Grian to sleep.

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Grian awoke tied to his chair with non other then the Blade staring down at him.

"Damn, Theseus wasn't kidding. So Grian, or should I say Cuteguy, do you know why your here?"

"The kid said he was going to ransom me or something..." Grian still felt drowsy and was having a hard time thinking.

The Blade smirked. "That was the old plan. Now that we know your Cuteguy... things have changed."

Grian was panicking, he had no way to get out and no way to call for help.

"Your going to tell us who all your friends are... or I can make things a little more fun." 

"I'm not tell you anything!" 

"We'll see how long that lasts."

The Blade pulled out Grian's phone and used his Face ID to open it. "Let's see..." The Blade said well going through Grian's contacts. "Scar Goodtimes? Who might that be? He's listed as one your emergence contacts... he has some of the same scars as Hotguy... I wonder..." The Blade hit the call button.

It rung a few times then Scar picked up. "Grian... it's 5 AM... Why are you calling me? Is something wrong?"

"We have Cuteguy in our custody," the Blade said in a menacing tone.

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Scar was panicking. The Syndicate had kidnapped Grian and knew who he was! He called Xisuma.

"X! We have a problem!"

"Scar it's 5:30 AM... if you lost your bow again just call Grian or Mumbo..." Xisume sounded tired. He often did the night shift for the heroes.

"But Grian-" Xisume cut him off.

"Then call Mumbo... He'll help you find whatever you lost..." X hangs up.

Scar started panicking more. X was too tired to help. Scar quickly called Mumbo.

"Hello? Scar? You're up early." Mumbo did not share the sleepiness with X, Mumbo liked to wake up early for work. Scar was glad to hear is voice.

"The Syndicate kidnapped Grian!"

Notes:

I know it's a little short, but I'm going to try and add more. My brain is kinda all over the place with ideas so you may be waiting a bit, but I will TRY to add more. But Yay! First fic! I'll try and make the next chapter longer and try make Techno, act like Techno.

Powers

The Blade/Technoblade: Immortally, super strength and mild super speed.
Scar/Hotguy: Super speed, "velocity", flight with mechanical wings.
Bee/Tubbo: Flying with bee wings and putting people to sleep with pollen.
Lethe/Ranboo: Teleporting and can freeze people if they make eye contact.
Theseus/Tommy: Friends and family with people who can save his ass.
Cuteguy/Grian: Healing, can fly with angel like wings and can change the colour of said wings.