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squidbob fucks and sings the spongebob squarepants theme song

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this is terrifying im so fucking sorry

WHY DOES THIS HAVE OVER 20 KUDOS. GTFO

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Squidward looks up at the taunting sponge hovering above him. The sponge voice takes on a low, suggestive tone and he leans a little closer to Squirdward.

“Who lives in a pineapple under the sea~?”

Squidward leans back in, his lips brushing against his neck as he whispers back in a raspy voice.

“SpongeBob Squarepants…”

SpongeBob look at him through half lidded eyes, face tinted red from excitement. his voice is slightly lower, speaking slowly.

“Absorbent and yellow and porous is he..~”

he whimpers, looking up with almost pleading eyes.

“S-SpongeBob Squarepants..”

Sponge looks down, smirking a little at how desperate Squidward looked.

“If nautical nonsense be something you wish..” He continues, his tone almost taunting.

Squidward closes his eyes, keeping them screwed shut as hes mocked.

“S-SpongeBob S-Squarepants..!”
He whispers back, opening his eyes slightly to stare up at the man in front of him.

He caresses cephalopod’s cheek, nibbling on his spongey bottom lip.

“Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish..” He speaks the last line of the song with a more commanding undertone than before.

Squidward groans with an untimely finish, panting heavily before looking back up at SpongeBob with a satisfying half-smile.