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Team SITZ Oneshots [ Requests OPEN ]

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I just want more SITZ (Solidarity, Impulse, Tango, and Zed) stuff sooooooo-

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Also, shoutout to NightlessCrows on Twitter for the group name idea! Some people on Tumblr got very toxic about me calling them ZITS (despite me making a clarification/note letting EVERYONE know it was Soli, not Skizz), so we change it because it's dumb how some people can get.

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Chapter 1: Three Demons and Their Human

Summary:

TW: Mpreg

This is a crosspost from my story called "Random Omegaverse/Mpreg Oneshots". This chapter was a request from Ahh_Nope.

Just wanna make that clear. If you already read this chapter from that book, you don't need to read this chapter, it's the same thing.

Notes:

Couldn't fit all of their hybrid-ness in the title, but it's the following:

Tango - Flame Demon (basically the equivalent to a blaze hybrid)
Impulse - Imp
Zedaph - Incubus

Chapter Text

Okay, so maybe summoning a demon in his house wasn't the best nor the smartest decision Solidarity has ever made. BUT, in his defense, it was his friend's idea! Joel gave him the book, he merely read it and accidentally summoned a flame demon.

But, to be fair, he wasn't dumb enough to make a deal with the demon! So, his soul was saved! However, Solidarity wasn't smart enough to keep an eye on said demon and make sure he didn't summon more demons into the dirty blonde's home.

"T-Tango!" Solidarity exclaimed, "W-Why are there two more demons in my house?!"

"Well you said you weren't going to make a deal with me and demon law states that I can't go home until you do!" Tango then hugged the taller one, "So I brought my boyfriends here!"

Solidarity sighed, "As long as they can go home."

"Oh, Tango used your blood to summon us so we're stuck here toooooo!" The shorter blonde one giggled.

Solidarity gasped, "HUH?!"

"Tango, you didn't ask him?!" The tall one exclaimed.

"Hey, he's not gonna make a deal! And besides, you and I like Earth and this gives us a valid reason to stay! And Zedaph will go anywhere we go!"

The shorter blonde, Zedaph, smiled, "It's fine, Impulse!"

"It's not fine, we're intruding and who's to say this poor guy has enough to feed us? I mean, Tango and I can feed you just fine, Zed, but Tango and I need a lot of raw meat to survive."

The two demons seemed to deflate, realizing the problem.

Solidarity spoke up, "I-It's fine, really! I-I just... Well, might pick up extra shifts."

"No, that's unfair. I can help you." The tall one, Impulse, reassured, snapping his fingers. A pile of cash appeared beside him, "Here. And, when it runs low, I'll give more."

Solidarity stared, "....I think I'm keeping you three."

"Hey, we're not pets!" Zed huffed.

"You might as well be one, puppy~!" Tango smirked.

"Knock it off, you two!"

"Oh, don't act all innocent Impy! You're an eeeeeeevil little devil!"

"A-Am not!"

"Then where is this money from, huh?!"

"I-I made it-"

"OOOOOH, SO IT'S COUNTERFEIT?!"

"WHAT, NO!"

Solidarity couldn't help it, he burst out laughing. The three demons turned to him, "S-Sorry, sorry! You're all just so funny and adorable!"

The three demons blushed.

"Sorry, didn't mean to interrupt you guys. I'll be upstairs for awhile. If you guys need me, just call!" Solidarity went upstairs, laying down in his bed.

Three demons huh...? It won't be so bad, it'll help me forget him... The human thought.

***

Okay, so maybe falling in love with the three demons wasn't the best nor the smartest decision. However, could you blame him? Tango was super hot and affectionate, Impulse was super kind and compassionate, and Zedaph was super cute and adorable. It was only natural that the months that turned into a year of living together would end with Solidarity catching feelings.

And he wasn't the only one at fault! The demons loved him back and they were 10x more affectionate and willing than Solidarity ever thought. Hell, they even offered to make him a demon and they could all go back to hell or wherever demons are from. He refused as he wanted to be a human a little while longer, saying he had friends and family and the three were respectful of that.

However, he blamed Impulse for the next development in their relationship.

That night, he had come home with a test in his hand, blushing darkly. He wasn't sure if this was real or fake or if he was dreaming.

"Solidarity!" Zedaph exclaimed happily, jumping onto his back, "Hi, baby! How are you, how was work, how-"

"I need to use the restroom!" Solidarity gently pushed Zed off, "S-Sorry babe!"

Zed blinked, confused as the dirty blonde left to the bathroom.

"Zeddy, is Soli home?!" Tango ran over, smiling, "I want to-"

"He just went to the bathroom." Zed looked at the fame demon, "I'm just... worried. He got home and seemed really upset..."

Tango blinked before he smiled, "Don't worry, babe. I'm sure it's fine!"

Zed nodded, the two going to sit down on the couch.

In the bathroom, Solidarity was shaking, staring at the test. He blinked, confused, scared, and just... overall unable to believe what happened. He clenched the test, shaking it, thinking if he did that the results would change.

"Soliiiii~?" Zed called, knocking on the door, "Babe, you okay? Are you still feeling sick? Want us to- what's that human food you love? OH! We can do a fish fry! We have cod, tilapia, s-"

Solidarity opened the door and Zedaph stared up at him, blinking. The dirty blonde hesitated, shaking.

"Babe?" The succubus cupped his cheeks, "Hey, babe, you okay?"

"I..." Solidarity clenched the test in his hand, "Um... I'm just... R-Remember how you a-and Tango joked about how I might be p-pregnant?"

"Yeah?" Zed shrugged before he giggled, "Impulse definitely lives up to his name!"

"Um... Here." Solidarity gave him the pregnancy test, "T-This is mine."

Zed blinked before taking it, looking down at it and seeing a plus sign. His eyes widened, looking up at the human, who leaned against the wall, blushing darkly.

"You..." The succubus's tail wagged, wings fluttering a bit, "You're...? F-For real?!"

"Y-Yeah..."

Zed squealed in delight, hugging Solidarity tightly, "OMG, OMG, OMG! THAT'S AWESOME, THAT'S THE BEST NEWS EVER, OMG, TANGO! TANGO, IMPULSE! COME HERE!"

Solidarity was suddenly sitting on the couch, Zed running around, jumping up and down, pushing Tango and Impulse over to the living room, excitedly rambling over and over. Solidarity sat on the couch, holding the test in his hand. Tango was visibly confused, trying to keep up with Zed but unable to as Impulse just smiled awkwardly, the succubus talking way too fast that neither could understand.

"Okay, chill." Tango put his hands on Zedaph's shoulder, "Coming from a flame demon, you need to chill."

Zed was just smiling brightly and went to say something.

"Nope, we're going to Solidarity." Impulse teased, facing him, "Soli-" He paused, eyes widening as he quickly sat beside him, "Hey, what's wrong?"

Solidarity leaned into him, "It's yours..."

"What? What's mine-"

The dirty blonde handed him the pregnancy test, "I-I took it to j-just ease my mind and so we c-can laugh it off... but then..."

Impulse hugged him, smiling, "That's amazing!"

"What is it?" Tango asked.

Zed smiled brightly, hugging Tango, "Soli's pregnant!"

"Wait, really?!" The two began to talk excitedly, smiling brightly and talking way to face.

Impulse hugged Solidarity more, feeling how still and stiff he was. He whispered, "Hey... is this... something you want...?"

"I do..." Solidarity whispered back, leaning more into him, "I-I just. This is serious and..." He took a deep breath, "My ex... when we were getting serious, talking 'bout kids, marriage, that stuff... the day I bought him a ring, he up and vanished... I want kids, I want to be married, it's just... guess I'm scared of being left alone again... And it doesn't help my dumb brain tells me you guys are only here because I haven't made a deal yet-"

"Hey, Soli, let me tell you a secret." Impulse hugged him more, "That whole demon law? That's a lie."

"What?!"

"Demons tell humans that 'we need to make a deal before we can go back' as a form of manipulation in hopes of getting their soul eventually, but that's a lie." Impulse explained, kissing his forehead, "If we truly wanted to leave, we would have left. We love you, Solidarity, we love you so much."

Solidarity smiled softly, leaning more into Impulse, tears in his eyes, "...You're the best..."

"SOLI!" Zed jumped on Impulse's shoulder, smiling brightly, "What do you think of the name 'Brittney'?!"

"No way!" Tango huffed, sitting on Solidarity's other side, "Solidarity, tell him no way! If we have a daughter, she needs a name like Crimson! Or Scarlet!"

Solidarity just chuckled, leaning more into Impulse as the three demons continued to argue over names.

***

"Impy, I don't need you to help me walk everywhere, especially during a grocery store run!" Solidarity chuckled, "You should probably help Tango and Zed!"

Impulse just hugged him, kissing the back of his head as he rubbed his pregnant belly, "True, but you're four months along and I wanna help you~!"

"You mean 'protect' me."

"Exactly!"

Solidarity rolled his eyes with a chuckle. He gasped, "Oh, Imp, can you get more cookies, actually?"

"But I wanna stay..." Impulse whined.

"Oh hush~!" He teased, turning and kissing his cheek, "Tango and Zed will come back soon to 'protect' me."

"Ugh, fine." Impulse teased, "You have your phone on you?"

"Yep. I'll be fine. Go get me my cookies!"

The imp chuckled, kissing his forehead before nodding, "Be back in a bit."

Solidarity smiled and watched him leave before looking up at the sauces, he needed some for the spaghetti tonight. As he was looking over the sauce to figure out what he wanted, people passed him, looked at him, he was used to it by now simply because of the way he know he looked.

"Solidarity?"

The dirty blonde turned and eyes widened. He went stiff, just staring at his ex. The two stared at one another, the redhead in shock, staring at his stomach.

"Um... You look..." He stared at his stomach, "...Are you...? But, no, impossible... you-"

"Soliiiiiiiiii~!"

The two turned, Zed jumping to stand beside him, hugging him tightly, "Tango and I got the vegetables you wanted~! And I picked out some some of the apple juice you love! And I got peanut butter, just because you love it so much~!"

Tango put the items in the cart before he turned to the redhead, "Hello! Friend of Soli's?"

"I-"

"Not a friend. In fact, we should find Impulse." Solidarity grabbed Tango, pulling him to stand behind while he pulled Zed to hug his side, "Nice to see you, Fwhip, let's hope to never talk again."

Solidarity began to walk away, his two boyfriends confused but following his lead. They didn't ask, just continued walking, eventually meeting up with Impulse who was just leaving the cookie aisle.

Before Impulse could ask, Solidarity grabbed him, "We're going home."

"Huh? But don't we need-"

"We're going home." Solidarity repeated, shaking.

"Babe." Impulse stopped the cart

Solidarity began shaking more, biting his bottom lip as he looked down, "I want-"

"I know, but you're freaking out." Impulse said, using his demon strength to keep them still. He whispered, "Listen, let's have Tango and Zed pay for everything and we're going to the car. Deal?"

Tears came to Solidarity's eyes and he nodded. Impulse picked him up bridal style, the two other demons nodding. They went to check out as Impulse carried Solidarity out. Once they got to the car, he was put in the backseat, immediately beginning to cry. Impulse climbed in on the other side, sitting beside him, hugging him close.

"Shhhh, shhhh, hey, I'm here, I'm here..." Impulse cooed, hugging him close, "I'm right here, it's okay, shhhhh...."

Tango and Zedaph came back, putting the groceries in the trunk before getting in the front and passenger seat. The two turned in their seats, trying to comfort him. Solidarity sobbed, hugging Impulse tightly.

Tango drove home, Zed and Impulse reassuring and slowly calming Solidarity down. Once home, the imp carried the human into their home while Tango and Zed practically trying to carry everything in one trip. Once they were inside, Impulse quickly set Solidarity on the bed, covering him in a ton of blankets as Zed ran in with cookies.

Tango came in a few minutes later, holding hot chocolate, but by that time, Solidarity had calmed down, "Are you okay, baby?"

Solidarity leaned into the succubus on his left, "...Yeah..."

Zed hugged him tighter, "Are you feeling better...?"

"...To be honest? Not really..."

"Can you explain what happened?" Impulse cooed, "You don't have to if you don't want to."

Solidarity blinked before he sighed, "That redhead...? His name is Fwhip... He is my ex..."

"The dick who abandoned you?!" Zed exclaimed.

"Zedaph!" Tango hissed.

"Sorry! It was impulsive!"

Impulse hugged Solidarity tightly, "Shhhh, it's okay. He doesn't deserve you."

"He just saw my stomach and I..." The dirty blonde trailed off.

"He's probably jealous we're having a baby and we'll be getting married in the future!" Tango smiled.

The dirty blonde chuckled a bit.

Zed hummed, "Bet he wishes he wasn't an asshole! But, then again, he couldn't get you preggo like us, so he's super unlucky!"

Solidarity laughed.

"Feeling better?" Impulse chuckled, kissing his forehead.

"Mhmm!" Solidarity smiled, a small blush forming on his face, "I love you guys..."

"We love you too!" The three demons exclaimed in unison, all kissing his lips and face, helping him eat his cookies and drink his hot chocolate.

Solidarity smiled, he couldn't be happier.