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LYLA has started a group session
LYLA has named the session 'Miguel's headaches'
LYLA: Okay one last thing
LYLA has changed their name to 'The favourite'
928: Lyla.
The favourite: Miguel
928: Why
The favourite: So you can have a source of migraines why else
1610: ay I did not sign up for this
138: Bruv none of us did
138: and just because I have a watch does not mean I joined again I told youse lot I quit
The favourite: yuhuh anyways
1610: where's Peter at I wanted to show him some pictures of Mayday I got when babysitting
928: Just don't, you do that the rest of us have to see them
The favourite: or just send them here and @ him
928: Lyla we can't have Parker figure out he can send pictures on the goobers
The favourite: it's a gizmo
928: same difference
1610: why would we not want him to know
138: Miles, respectfully, he figures that out? This chat will literally just be him sending pics
928: disrespectfully
1610: Shut up
928: ask stupid questions get stupid answers
The favourite: also Peter is still after the anomaly
1610: goddam he after my bros
138: he's a traitor fr fr
928: fss
928: It's been established by now that you aren't an anomaly
1610: cause I kicked your ass
928: because it was proven
138: ayo can we go back to 'fss'
138: that ain't how it's spelt
928: I'm from the future so different curses and spellings
138: no shit
928: whyd you need it spelling out then
138: twat
1610: ew he's busting out them british curses
138: I will cough on you and infect you with the British u shit
1610: nooo thank you I'm a patriot
928: calling bull on that one
1610: it's still better than being British
1610: hobie what year you from
138: sometime in the 80s what dya want
1610: can I
928: no
1610: please
928: I don't want him to throw a party
138: u two holding out on me?
928: no
1610: possibly
928: Morales.
1610: Hobie my man I'm not abt to risk being chased again
138: oh I c how it is
1610: bro listen, I would but shits scary
138: nono, I see u now
138: I get it
1610: hobes please
138: brb off to go wallow in misery now after I was berAYED
928: The drama of it all
The favourite: as if you haven't done the exact same
928: stsu
The favourite: I'll tell Xina
928: ill change your avatar to be Marylin Monroe again don't test me
1610: again?
The favourite: he was sad and made it so I looked like a tattoo his ex had
928: that wasn't the reason
The favourite: You sure as hell didn't know who Marylin was before the tattoo
138: You've dated??
1610: I refuse to believe that
928: I've been engaged????
1610: was it really u or some alternate version u pretended to be
928: It was actually me
928: Why is it so hard for you to believe I have actually dated people
1610: Your vibes
138: The general rancid attitude
The favourite: I mean apparently that's what attracted them in the first place
928: what
The favourite: Your resting bitch face charmed them take a compliment
928: no puedo mas, I just cant
1610: ay cmon Tio we aren't that bad
928: not your uncle
138: and thank fuck for that
1610: I mean if u were you'd be dead, canon event and all that
138: nvm I wish you were my uncle now
928: do me a favor real quick and die
138: I don't believe in favours
50101: hobie did you do that favor I asked
138: yea the seam was easy to fix, it's on ur bed
50101: tyyyy >w<
928: I'd be insulted but it's you 'nd it's Pav
50101: what's it being me got to do with anything?
928: Half the spiderverse would probably die for you
1610: half?
138: probably?
928: I'd rather underestimate than exaggerate
50101: UNDERESTIMATE?? @>@
The favourite: Pav you are the least headache inducing for Migs, that's the biggest compliment I can give from him
The favourite: You'd probably get away with calling him Miggy tbh
138: MIGGY???
928: die that nickname is family only
1610: Well since we are all connected by Canon events
138: doubt
1610: shhhhh I need to be a suck up for a sec
928: I am actively reading this right now
1610: u saw nothing
1610: anyway, doesn't that mean we are all like family
928: key word there is 'like' not are
50101: :(
The favourite: yea Pav you can definitely get away with it
928: LYLA
928: you know what happens when you snitch
The favourite: wait no, boss-man, migs, my man, my buddy
928: ay you know the consequences
The favourite: this is shocking bull
1610: what,
1610: what did you make her do
The favourite: he removed my access to accessories
The favourite: all I've got is my base outfit aka the goddam fur coat
The favourite: he took my swag :[
928: if you weren't a snitch you'd get to keep it
50101: wait how come LYLA is the only one with a nickname
50101: can I pick them please
The favourite: sure lmao
The favourite gave 50101 admin
50101: oh I am going to cause so many problems
138: They grow up so fast
50101: I'm like a year younger
138: You've been spiderman for a shorter amount of time,,,,,
1610: bro is scrambling for an excuse rn
50101 has changed all users nicknames
Desi boy swag: Miguel why are there so many people on this chat?????
Discount draculara: I didn't make it??
The favourite: yea m bad I just added all relevant spider people
Discount draculara: How do you even measure relevance
The favourite: How much they talk to you or Miles
New guy: Had to count me aswell cause tio here is antisocial?
The favourite: yep sector 5
New guy: did u just dox my location in the society
The favourite: You have t minus 5 seconds until Miguel gets to your location
New guy: NOT AGAIN
New guy: HOBIE HELCOCJCNVNVMMG
Discount draculara: poor thing
Discount draculara: walked directly into an electric fence
Fuck the UK: man's really thought I'd help him after he betrayed me earlier
Fuck the UK: also my man Pav, 10/10 on the nicknames front
Desi boy swag: ty I did my best
Boss lady ma'am: You all realised us on the mission didn't get to mute the notifications right?
Discount draculara: oh hey Jess
Discount draculara: wait Pavitr why does she get the respectful nickname
Fuck the UK: she's someone to actually respect
New guy: vouch
Discount draculara: bold words from someone who got a B in Spanish
New guy: please no not again
Boss lady ma'am: Anyways, why does this chat even exist
The favourite: Miguel needs to talk to more people outside of his brother and ex
The favourite: And this is the easiest way to get him to take a break,
Boss lady ma'am: Arguing with people over text?
The favourite: Arguing with people over text
Spice tolerance is flour: so who made these nicknames I wanna talk
Fuck the UK: hey gwendy
Fuck the UK: snitches get stitches
Spice tolerance is flour: die
Fuck the UK: is it because I can handle more than the nandos mild?
Desi boy swag: still can't handle proper Indian spice
Fuck the UK: im still from the UK pav
Desi boy swag: lame excuse
Mayday's cheerleader: Can anyone tell me why is Miles on the verge of tears and sat with Miguel??????
The favourite: they're doing Spanish homework
The favourite: Migs is a little annoyed
Mayday's cheerleader: just a little???
The favourite: just a tad
New guy: it's like when my dad tried to do my maths homework with me
New guy: just with more angry mutterings and cursing me out
Discount draculara: Get off the goober.
Discount draculara: this kid doesn't even know what an imperative is, dios mio
Mayday's cheerleader: hey go easy on the kid
Discount draculara: how's he gonna learn then.
New guy: what did I say???
Spice tolerance is flour: I guess the dad instincts stuck around well enough yo traumatise a child over homework
New guy: ur dad get u w that hw trauma too?
Spice tolerance is flour: he's so intense with it, it's scary
New guy: exactly!!! Like man the maths ain't gonna dissappear if you blink?????
Spice tolerance is flour: FRRRR
Discount draculara: Off the goober before I get Lyla to interfere
The favourite: gizmo
Discount draculara: Let. It. Go. ALREADY
Desi boy swag: also Gwen it was me who did the nicknames
Spice tolerance is flour: Pav
Spice tolerance is flour: you wouldn't have done me like this would u
Spice tolerance is flour: you didn't
Desi boy swag: I very much did
Desi boy swag: I had to do the nicknames I couldn't risk another Indian stereotype joke like my nickname being smt to do with chai
Spice tolerance is flour: so u targeted me? I see how it is
Desi boy swag: Your an easy target given how toast has a better tan
Spice tolerance is flour: what about Peter???
Desi boy swag: he's like my uncool spider-dad I couldn't
Mayday's cheerleader: should I be insulted?
Spice tolerance is flour: is it bcuz I'm trans
Desi boy swag: and if it was?
Spice tolerance is flour: >:0
Spice tolerance is flour: what would Gayatri think
Fuck the UK: oooo gweny abt to snitch?
Desi boy swag: u couldn't
Desi boy swag: wait I introduced you two,,,,,
Desi boy swag: you wouldn't
Spice tolerance is flour: i would and I could
Boss lady ma'am: alright break it up you lot, there's an anomaly you gotta go get
Spice tolerance is flour: but I just got back from dealing with one
Boss lady ma'am: its in your dimension,
Spice tolerance is flour: ah
Boss lady ma'am: I'll get you the rest of the day off and a smoothie, deal?
Spice tolerance is flour: absolutely
Desi boy swag: watch it just be strawberry and banana
Fuck the UK: no spice whatsoever
Boss lady ma'am: Pack it in and get through that portal
Boss lady ma'am: and Margo keep an eye on them through cameras please
Ready Player 1 side character: Aight
Ready Player 1 side character: Pav your dead for this nickname btw
Desi boy swag: <3 u!!!