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1.
If you asked any clones from the 501st about Y/n, they would say he has a good orientation. He will always find the correct way to approach a base, or find a droid facility within seconds. He was just really good at to know where and when to go.
So as usual, he was walking to their ship, going to a new battle as always with his vode. Times like that he would lose himself around his thoughts. He was a natural dreamer, always in his head, thinking about random stuff. He got up to the ramp, then went inside the ship. He wasn't looking around, just wanted to sit down until he could.
When the ship went off world, he sensed something was wrong. No Fives to make his life miserable. No Rex to tell him to do something. And of course no Hardcase and Dogma, fighting about random things. He opened his eyes, searching for his vode, when one of the men sat down next to him. The first thing that hit Y/n was the armor colour.
It was gray. Oh no. He was blue, not gray. Before he could say something two other clone stood in front of him. They took of their helmet, and looked at Y/n confused.
- Dude... What the are you doing here? - asked Sinker, his silver hair nearly shining in the lights.
Y/n was fucked. This shit never happened with him. He was in the freaking wrong ship. With the Wolfpack.
- I think I fucked up. - he said. He wanted to say something stupid, to lighten the mood. But panic started to took over his mind. Rex will definitely kill him after this.
- We should tell the Commander. - said Boost. He looked at Y/n, sympathy in his eyes. - Don't worry vode, it's not the end of the world.
The three clone approached the General and Commander in the deck. In case, Wolffe wasn't happy, already comming Rex because of his disaster shiny. General Plo was understanding.
- Do not worry son - said the Kel'dor, a clawed hand found it's place on Y/n's shoulder. - When I was a youngling, I had always get lost in the temple.
Y/n didn't felt better. He wanted out. He should stayed at Coruscant with Fox. In his office, on his lovely sofa, maybe Fox between his legs as well. Not in here, with the Wolfs, in freaking hyperspace.
When Wolffe got back he was a little more calm.
- We will drop you after this campaign. Turns out the 501st went the other way. - he said with a smirk. Y/n knows the Commander finds his misfortune pleasuring as hell. His brothers were in the opposite side of the galaxy.
So he did the only thing he could in this situation. He made a partly home with the 104th battalion, and hoped for the best.
When the campaign has ended he was sent back to his battalion. Rex face told how done he was with the whole thing. When he put a hand on Y/n's shoulder and started to walk to the ship Y/n broke.
- I know I fucked up, but I swear to the Force Rex, it was supposed to be our ship! - he looked at the Captain, then on the floor. - I'm sorry...
Rex stopped then started slowly.
- Y/n...i don't know how you did it, but now I need to deal with Wolffe trying to steal you. - he put his hand on his temple. - I'm proud you fought well, but please, next time watch out which ship you got on. - with that he started walking again. Y/n, surprised by the nice words run after him as well.
2.
After his bravado with the Wolf pack, Y/n tried to be more careful with ships. He even get a special ship location on his com, so he will never get lost again. For plus safety he asked his brothers to put the right informations in the com. And with that he was confident that his mistake will never happen again.
He looked at his com, and walked over to the ship. He just got back from the corries place, leaving Fox at bed to rest some plus hours before Thorn wake him up.
He was daydreaming again. Thinking about waking up next to the Commander, drinking their morning caf, then started the day together. Maybe some quickies in Fox office. But Fox was the Marshal Commander on Coruscant, and he... He was just a shiny in the 501st. Maybe their relationship wasn't as deep as Y/n thought. Maybe Fox just use him as a side bitch? No, no... Fox was nice, or nice with him. He loved Y/n whole and Y/n loved him as well.
He sat down and waited until the ship left Coruscant. He wanted to be left alone, thinking about how he will bring up his insecurities to Fox. His thoughts were cut when one his brothers said his name. He looked up and felt like crying.
- Oh no vod'ika - Waxer was looking at him, putting his helmet and blaster down the floor. - Why are you here? - he put his hand on Y/n's cheek.
Boil joined them as well, and after a while a bunch of 212nd men sat around the lost blue person. Y/n just sat there, his head resting on Waxer shoulder, thinking about how he could be so dumb. When General Kenobi and Commander Cody find the clone pile on the corner, they didn't have the heart to wake them up.
-I will com Rex about our little... Stowaway.
Kenobi just looked at the little blue spot between the orange. He let out a little chuckle and turned to Cody.
- I'm not even surprised that one of Anakin's men are here. I'm just hoping one day he will learn how to take responsibility.
The pair left the room with Kenobi bright voice and Rex's worried one from the com.
When they put down Y/n not just Rex, but Anakin and Ahsoka as well were waiting. Y/n know this time he didn't have an excuse. He didn't know how it happened, the com was wrong or he is really and idiot. He will not say sorry, or that it will never happen again. He needs to live with that.
While Anakin and Rex were speaking with Kenobi and Cody, Ahsoka lead Y/n to their ship, telling calming words and holding his hand while walking.
- You know, when I was a youngling... - started the togruta.
- ... you had always get lost in the temple. - finished Y/n. - I already heard it from General Plo.
He let go of the girls hand, and went to his barracks. To his surprise, only Fives let out some laugh and jokes. After that he hit the bed, still wearing his armor and slept.
3.
The third time he was lost it wasn't to bad. He could say, it turned out even well. He was escorting Senator Amidala for an event. His job was simple, get in the ship, wait for the Senator, keep the Senator safe and get her home. Easy.
He checked his com, coordinates, ship number and even the parking lot number. When he asked the driver, the man said the Senator is already in there, so Y/n simple told him to start the engine and go.
But when he laid eye on the Senator. Oh force, he can't be that a di'kut. It was a Senator of course, but not Amidala.
Organa smiled at him, as surprised as Y/n. He was ready to take of the helmet, throw it to the floor so hard it will break into million pieces and ask for determination. Instead of he just said down. On the floor. And then put his hand on his still helmet covered head.
- I feel like it's not the first time you got on the wrong ship - he sounded sorry. It made Y/n a little better.
He took off his helmet and looked at the Senator.
- I am a failure Sir, and if something happens to Senator Amidala I just shot myself! - with that he laid down the floor, thinking about the punishment Rex and Skywalker will definitely give him.
Organa let out a laugh and stood up. He helped Y/n up, and bring him back to the sofa, gave him a colourful cocktail and some interesting looking mini cakes.
- Padme will be alright. When I left she had Anakin at her side. - he picked a cocktail up as well. - And I don't think you are a failure. You already doing your job, making sure a Senator doesn't get himself killed while going home.
Y/n looked down to the colourful liquid, and thought about Organa's word. He is a Senator so he is probably right. Maybe this mistake not even a mistake at all.
Bail Organa found a friend that day in Y/n. And Y/n could ate as many cakes as he wanted.
4.
This time, the force was cruel. He will never forgot it. As always he was heading to the ship. He didn't care if he got on the wrong one anymore, this is his life now. He walked to the ship his com said, got in and waited until the others get here, telling him he is on the wrong ship. But nobody came, and after a while he got bored. So instead of searching for the others he decided to take a nap, until he needed on the deck.
He found the barracks and laid down on one of the beds. Every bed in the GAR looked the same so for his defense he couldn't even make any difference between the one on the Resolute and the ones on other ships.
He slept good. Not disturbed by his brothers finally in peace. When he did wake up, oh Lord help him. The ship was quiet, soundless and cold. So he decided to look around in the cockpit. And when he opened the door he found how truly he is fucked up at this time.
A clone was looking back at him, but instead wearing his armor he wore the Commandos much bigger one. On the helmet, a green line, in his hands some electronics stuff. They were just looking at each other, when another person joined the show.
- Fixer! Are you done with the.... Oh fierfek. How the kriff he got in here?! - when Y/n turned around he found a really pissed Boss, with his helmet off, fighting with a starting headache.
But Y/n has bigger problem than Boss had at the moment. He was on the ship with Delta Squad. Commandos. With commando training, with commando armor, with commando knowledge. He was a trooper. Without commando glamour. He will definitely die this time.
Behind Boss two head popped out. Scorch was smiling like an idiot, enjoying the drama. Sev on the other hand looked nervous, watching Y/n carefully. Like he could shot them in any moments.
And Sev was right in ways. Because this time, Y/n was ready to end this here. But instead of some fight, he just looked at Sev, looked deep in the sniper eyes, while the other clone got closer to him and before he could touch Y/n, our little 501st man started crying.
The commandos froze. And Y/n just cried and cried. He cried because he was lost, far far away from his brothers. He cried because he was so miserable he could even find the right ship. He cried because he was scared, scared of the four men in front of him, scared of the unknown mission he was heading. His sobbing was cut when he pronounced some words.
- Just throw me out to space. I don't give a fuck anymore. - and with that he sat down in one of the chairs and continued his crying.
To his surprise, Sev sat down next to him, hugging him partly while his tears were out. After that Boss handed him some water and petted his head. He felt like a lost child. For the mission he played the pilot part, and helped the men for some times. He and Sev even became good friends after the long mission. He was still grumpy because of the unfortunate adventure and decided he will never go to any ship alone. From today he will stuck to one of his vode, and hopefully he will not get lost anymore.
He was so wrong with that decision.
5.
He decided the best solution for his problem was to stick himself for one of his brothers. Because if he stays with one of them, maybe the getting into other ships syndrome while be gone.
Now he needed to chose a brother who was enough responsible to watch over him. Fives, Hardcase and Jesse was out at the very beginning. They were as miserable as Y/n. Tup and Dogma were questionable. They were a brother due, a close brother due. Y/n didn't want to be a third wheel. Kix was one of the best choice. He was smart, reliable and caring. But he has already a lot of things to took care of, Y/n didn't want to be another weight on his shoulder. So he went for the second best one. Echo.
Echo was a mother hen. Always taking care of every brother, Commander, even Generals. And Y/n know that he was Echo's favorite vod'ika. So without a word, he started to follow Echo, to everywhere. And for a while it worked. But then it went to a really interesting first meeting.
Y/n just got to the ship after Echo, sat down and waited for the other clone to talk to him. When Echo didn't do anything he started to feel nervous. Did Echo know he is here right? He was following him around like a puppy the whole day, he need to know he is here, right?
But before he could say something two big hands got under his armpits, then his legs left the floor. He was floating. He was kinda stunned.
- HEHE! Look what Echo got for us! Such a cute little reg. - Wrecker voice hit his ears, then he looked at Echo direction. Echo was shocked of course, looks like he did not know Y/n chose him as his personal direction giver.
- Wrecker! Put down the reg! - said Crosshair, while he looked at Y/n. He give a smug smile, while Wrecker started to shake Y/n left to right.
Y/n mentally slapped himself. He was so deep in thoughts for a good bro to follow, he fully forgot that Echo joined the Bad Batch a few months ago.
He definitely deserved Wrecker's treatment. When Hunter and Tech noticed him, they not even trying to help. Just shut the ship's door and stated the engine.
- Looks like we have a guest to the next mission. - said Hunter, and finally, FINALLY saved him from Wrecker's grab.
When Y/n legs hit the ground he felt some relief. Then he looked at Echo, the other one looking back at him, questioning, apologizing. But it wasn't necessary. He looked at the others as well, then his eyes caught Crosshair's. The sniper still smiling at him, petting the seat next him. Y/n sat down, put on the safety belt and just give up. Another adventure, another wrong ship.
5+1
Fox woke up with hands around his middle, and a head on his collar bone. He was relaxed and happy. They don't have much time to just enjoy each other companies. But for a week or two Y/n slept at him, refusing to go even a meter further to the ship docking areas.
Fox knew about his unfortunate adventures. He was nervous as well, finding out time to time that your boyfriend is on the wrong ship, going to the wrong mission is a little exhausting. So he understand his cyare, but the messages he got from Rex were more annoying and annoying every day. So if this situation doesn't get better, he will just asign Y/n to the corries. More time together, less time being scared of where the hell his man lost himself this time. But he know Y/n would never left his brothers. So he was just hoping that somehow this situation gets better with time.
Next to him Y/n started moving. He give a little kiss to the sleeping man and got up, ready to start his day.
- Noooo, come back - whined Y/n, making grabby hands towards Fox.
- You should start getting ready too. Your ship will fly off about an hour - he changed his blacks then looked at Y/n. The man was under the thin covers.
- I will never go back! I can't even find the Resolute. How the hell should I go to a alien word to fight? - got a point, thought Fox. He wanted to say something else, but the knocking on the door interrupted him.
Rex was standing in front of the room, looking like a man who just won the war. He looked at Fox, then without invitation he entered to the room.
- I got good news and bad news. I mean, for me it's just good, for you Commander it's bad. - sang Rex then sat down on the bed. He smacked the blanket ball that was Y/n and smiled even more.
- And could you share your thoughts with us Captain? - asked Fox, already in armor.
Rex without a word, pulled the covers of Y/n, finding out his little vod'ika was only in his underblacks. But Rex was a professional and he didn't care.
- You were always on the good spot.
Y/n looked at them, disbelief in his eyes.
- Rex, I went to a secret mission with the Delta Squad. They didn't even know firstly I was there. If I was in the good place they would know about me. - said Y/n and started to pull the covers over again. But Rex stopped him.
- You did everything right. Your com was fucked.
Y/n sat up quickly.
- What?
- Fives was having his fun. But don't worry, I took care of it.
- What do you mean he was having his fun?! - Y/n was so angry, Fox thought he will ripp the covers. - The first time I didn't have my com with me.
- The first one was a prank. - started Rex. - He asked Sinker to change the ships number so you go on the wrong one. After that he just used your com to give the wrong information. - he then looked at Y/n. - But the mission with the Bad Batch is on you.
Y/n face lost every colour. He just looked in front of him. Fox was sure he was having a stroke or something like that.
- So good news for us, it was just a prank and you can go back. - he looked at Fox - Bad news for you Commander, I taking back my man.
Fox give an unfriendly smile, then sat down next to Y/n, a calming hand on his cyare's shoulder. He was ready to shock the man when he heard it. Quiet murmuring.
- I will kill him. I will throw him out to the space - it got louder and louder. - I will put my dirty black in his bed. I will shave his head while he is asleep. - and then he was shouting - HE WILL FUCKING REGRET THE DAY HE CAME OUT FROM HIS TUBE.
And with that he was gone. Fox gave Rex the armor Y/n left and the few things has.
- Captain - said Fox, and Rex looked at him. - Send a video when he kills Fives.
Rex let out a laugh and left the room.
If you asked any clone from the 501st about Y/n, they would say he has a good orientation. He will always find the correct way to approach a base, or find a droid facility within seconds. He was just really good at to know where and when to go.
And if you asked Fives he could tell you that Y/n's revenge was as good as his orientations skills.