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Mission: Babysit Spiderkids

Summary:

H0B1: 🙏✌️👍🔛🔝🤝

 

H0B1: Gotta stand out innit

 

Miguel: I am losing my patience

 

Miguel: and my sanity

 

Miguel: and my patience

 

Spider-miles: yeah you mentioned that

Notes:

Man jm snoozin. Sleepy sleepin

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Miguel: where are you.

 

Miguel: half an hour.

 

Peetaa: he wont admit it but hes worried about you guys :3 please check in on time or else ill get ripped to pieces

 

Miguel: shut the hell up

 

Miguel: @spider-miles @gwonda @H0B1 @NOTchaitea

 

Spider-miles: HI

 

Spider-miles: YESSIR WE ARE ALIVE

 

Jessie: also half an hour late

 

Jessie: hes been gripping at his hair pacing his office

 

Miguel: that is false information.

 

Gwonda: sorry jess we were a lil preoccupied! 

 

Miguel: why.

 

Spider-miles: we were not pre occupied! 

 

NOTchaitea: another easy adventure for spiderman!

 

H0B1: fr we good bruv

 

Miguel: i do not believe you.

 

Spider-miles: EVERYTHING 

 

Spider-miles: went according to plan

 

Gwonda: no fuck ups here!!

 

NOTchaitea: another easy adventure for spiderman!

 

H0B1: when i said act natural this is not what i had in mind you lot. Sick . I love inconsistency 

 

Peetaa: jinkies what happened

 

H0B1: shut ur scooby doo ass up

 

Spider-miles: :(

 

Miguel: i am still waiting for an explanation.

 

Spider-miles: :(

 

Gwonda: :(

 

NOTchaitea: :(

 

H0B1: 🙏✌️👍🔛🔝🤝

 

H0B1: Gotta stand out innit

 

Miguel: I am losing my patience

 

Miguel: and my sanity

 

Miguel: and my patience

 

Spider-miles: yeah you mentioned that

 

Miguel: what. Happened.

 

Spider-Miles: I DID NKT

 

Gwonda: MIKES BROKE HIS ARM ASN MAYBE HAS A CONDUSSOION

 

Spider-miles: DID NOT

 

HOB1: did 2

 

H0B1: watched u crash st8 into that building bruv

 

NOTchaitea: didnt even need my spider senses to hear the crack

 

Spider-miles: guys pls

 

Miguel: ehat.

 

NOTchaitea: bro was so stunned he made a typo ... i am scared...

 

Gwonda: and then the villain ass guy took Pav hostage and the ermmm

 

Spider-miles: chill out your brain will iverheat

 

Miguel: Pavitr give me a breif overview.

 

NOTchaitea: bad guy beat us up and then miles broke his arm and then gwen hostage and then baddie traveled to another dimension amd we had to go stop him there so hobi went and beat his ass

 

NOTchaitea: TLDR; another easy adventure for spiderman!

 

Gwonda: they took YOU hostage.

 

Gwonda: idiot

 

NOTchaitea: detailes

 

Peetaa: oh my god ?!?!? Are you guys okay??

 

Spider-miles: yes🔥

 

Gwonda: he is bleeding out

 

Peetaa: oh mh god.

 

Peetaa: where are you guys im coming

 

Gwonda: just wntered the lobby

 

NOTchaitea: wheres miguel

 

Jessie: convulsing on the floor

 

Miguel: I am not.

 

H0B1: Man im out cba w this

 

Miguel: stay. You all need to give me a proper report

 

H0B1: cba

 

NOTchaitea: ok stopping by the medical room because miles is now infact not conscious 

 

Jessie: yall are makin miguel sprout grey hairs good lord

 

Jessie: you kids a good? Need a hand with something?

 

Gwonda: could you make peter leave hes crying all over us

 

Jessie: coming

 

H0B1: makin my way ovr, my man miles alr?

 

Gwonda: hes not dead

 

Miguel: Thought you were leaving.

 

H0B1: Yh leaving 2 see bossman 

 

H0B1: dickhead

 

Miguel: i am speechless

 

H0B1: ly2 big man

 

Jessie: ok, miles is being treated

 

Jessie: gwen and pavitr are being checked on

 

Jessie: all is good

 

Peetaa: all is NOT GOOD

 

Peetaa: why didnt you call for back up??

 

NOTchaitea: ,,,,,

 

Gwonda: thought for sure yoy guys would be mad :/

 

Peetaa: i am mad you DISNT call for back up

 

Peetaa: we've always got your back (up) 

 

Miguel: your jokes are bad i hope your tongue rots out of your mouth

 

Miguel: Peter, however, is right. 

 

NOTchaitea: im so sleepy

 

Gwonda: eep

 

NOTchaitea: sleeepe sleepy 

 

H0B1: what a silly guy

 

H0B1: Luv u bro

 

Miguel: do not ignore me.

 

Gwonda: man we can talk about this later im tired af too

 

Miguel: .

 

Miguel: okay. Is Morales unconscious?

 

Jessie: yes

 

Jessie: they all are

 

Peetaa: img.1 (spiderkids sleeping on med bay beds. Hobi is leaning at the foot of a bed and smiling)

 

Peetaa: cuties

 

Jessie: we can discuss this tomorrow Miguel 

 

Peetaa: fr man

 

Miguel: . Yeah. Okay.