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Peppino stood in front of the NTV building, the bright yellow hurting his eyes a bit. He had been to the same building a few times in the past, but it still took him an uncomfortable amount of time to get used to all the yellow both inside and outside the building. He walked up to the smooth metal entrance door and pressed the button to open it. It swung open with a surprising power like normal, and Peppino walked over to the front desk. A few set workers scrambled about as the building seemed to be currently broadcasting something.
"Hey, where's Theodore currently? Im-a supposed to do a set with him soon.."
The lady at the desk didn't even look up from her computer as she spoke. "Floor four. He's currently about to go on break." Peppino rolled his eyes and went over to the elevator. The button for the fourth floor was more worn than the others, as this was the floor for the main set. As the door opened and he walked in, the elevator's trademark annoying music chimed. It rang throughout Peppino's head as he waited for the door to open. As soon as it did, he was met with a bustle of workers scrambling around behind the main set. Noise stood right in the middle and spoke in his annoying hyperactive TV voice.
"Aaaand don't change the channel folks! We have a very special broadcast coming up next!"
Noise immediately dropped his facade as the show switched to advertisements. He grabbed a cigarette off of a small side table as more of the crew ran about changing the set. After Noise had his cigarette he motioned for Peppino to come over to him. Peppino walked over and looked down at the smaller man. He appeared completely different from the pretty television star, his goofy nature was completely gone. He felt like less of a creature and more like a real person.
"Heya Italian man. I'm surprised you actually showed up. Took ya long enough." Noise took a long drag from his cigarette and blew it off to the side
"Listen…Im-a just doing this for the advertisement, not for you."
"Aw, whata shame. I'm sooo upset. Cut the shit lard ass. We have about 15 minutes to get all your cooking shit set up. And for the love of God, smiling a bit wouldn't hurt ya." Peppino scoffed at the remarks. He brushed his shirt off a bit and adjusted his hat slightly. "Is this-a any better?" He tried to give a smile as he looked back at Noise.
"Yikes, well maybe don't smile. You look absolutely horrid. God, if my ratings go down because of you, I'm gonna find a way to make you personally pay for it."
Peppino looked down at Noise and kicked him in the shin. Noise recoiled and fell to the floor Slightly. Peppino laughed and went to look over at the set being constructed. Noise angrily followed him. "Hey fucker! The hell do you think YOUR going? You can't do shit like that and expect me to just go on like normal! Now you listen here cunt. You come onto MY set, you follow MY rules bud. Unless you're lookin for a hurtin."
"And-a what can you possibly do to me, huh? You're like a baby kitten…err, more like-a rat really."
"Ohoh, you're gonna get it bud, I'm gonna make ya pay."
"Uh huh? And how-a you gonna do that?"
"Oh babe, I'm gonna embarrass ya in front of live television. You'll see" Noise chuckled menacingly and rubbed his hands together
"Dont-a call me 'babe'. It's weird theo."
"Suit yourself sugar tits."
"Jesus Theo, if I wouldn't lose business, I'd strangle you on-a the set."
"Show's gonna start. Get your ass over there bud" Noise walked over to the fake counter that had been moved onto the set. On his way over he put his cigarette out on an ashtray. Peppino followed closely and observed the ingredients that were placed off to the side. Shredded cheese, pre-made tomato sauce, etcetera. He scowled a bit at all the cheap options, but it'll work. A set member counted down until a big screen flashed on saying live. Noise suddenly completely changed demeanor and started to speak to the camera
"Aaaand welcome back folks! Hope ya didn't miss me too much" Noise posed quickly before turning over to Peppino. "Now, I know yall arent used to guests, especially one this.. large.." a laugh track played loudly before Noise continued. "But today we have a good friend of mine who's gonna teach ya how to make a good ol pizza pie from home! Ain't that right, Peppino?"
Peppino was never too fond of being on camera, he never liked all the attention on himself. He gulped before talking nervously. "Yes..ive-a had my own restaurant for a while now…I make all my pizzas from scratch"
Noise chimed in and scooted over to Peppino across the counter. "Yeah yeah whatever, but I know all our viewers may not have all that fancy stuff to make it completely from scratch, so do you think you can do it with your average poor person ingredients?" Noise chuckled and trailed his hands a bit below the counter closer to Peppino
"Oh, uh I should be able to, yeah… it's-a not that hard to make everything from scratch, but I understand people don't have the time.." Peppino whispered a bit to Noise under his breath. "What-a the hell are you doing?"
"Oh wow! A chef who understands the average person! And I thought you'd be all high and mighty with us Pep! Well, I know how much you all like me, but I don't know jack about pizza makin. You can take the floor from here Peppino!" Noise popped below the counter and mumbled to Peppino aggressively. "Not a word about what I'm doing, just explain everything, or else". He had moved directly under Peppino behind the counter and had started to rub Peppino's legs
"Oh, uh, well normally I'd uh… normally make my own dough from-a complete scratch. But here we have.." Peppino kicked Noise a bit under the counter to get him to stop and he nervously continued his explanation. Noise had begun moving his hands up a bit into Peppino's crotch. Peppino struggled to keep his composure and his face started to become a bit flushed. "Aha, sorry, the lights here are-a bright. But anyway..so next…"
Noise completely ignored Peppino's repeated attempts to get him off of his body as he clung to Peppino's legs and started to rub closer and closer to his crotch. Peppino Continued to struggle to keep up his act while making the pizza. He spent a few extra minutes than usual to try to shake Noise off. "Okay-a..so next we need to put it in the oven for-a while…"
Noise suddenly leapt from his cover and acted like nothing happened. "Ok, well that seems like a great time to talk about our sponsor! Get that stuff rollin!" The cameras cut and Peppino grabbed Noise by the arm.
"What the hell-a is wrong with you Noise?"
"Hah! I told ya I'd get you back!" Noise chuckled and slipped out of Peppino's grip. "I gotta say though, I seemed like you enjoyed it though Pep."
"You-a almost got both of us caught moron! And no, I was not 'enjoying it'. You need to back off"
"I know a lie when I hear one. Here, let's go into my office for a bit. We can talk about it in there" Noise smiled deviously and led Peppino into his office. It was a softer orange-yellow than the other room and a single desk stood in the middle. Noise went over and sat in his chair and spun in it a bit. "There now we have a nice private space to talk about-"
Peppino cut off Noise by slamming his hands onto the desk. "What the actual fuck Theo??"
"Jeez, ok ok. You seem pent up bud, and that surely can't be good for your skit huh?" He looked over at Peppino with a smug grin. "You're getting all hot and bothered. I can see it in your eyes fatty. I just know ya want more"
Peppino was getting a bit flustered now, but was still incredibly mad. Noise had pulled off a few pranks that had a slight sexual nature before…but this? Rubbing him off in the middle of a set? And the worst part was that he was kinda enjoying it. Noise wasn't bad looking by any means, of course, he had to be for TV. "Noise-a…you can't just say shit like that either.. listen i-"
"Haha, and the pizza man loses his composure!" He got up from his chair and walked over to Peppino, staring directly at his crotch. Peppino reflexively put his hands over his pants, but it was very clear that he had a massive boner.
"I can tell you are enjoying this Pep. You can't hide that from me, and I know you don't want to either" Noise finished walking over to Peppino and crouched down a bit. He aggressively pulled Peppino's hands away to look at his boner.
"Noise…we have a set to get back too…I understand that you might-a do this a lot with noisette, but I-"
Noise cut him off. "Uh huh, yeah, well I can do whatever I want in my own office. we don't have to be back there for a while" He put his hands on Peppino's hips and hooked his gloved fingers around his waistline
"Listen, I refuse to be…touched by the likes of you Theodore…I have some self respect. " Peppino aggressively put his hand on Noise's head to try to push him back
"Ok, ok. I'll give ya a chance. I've you really want me to stop, you better say it now babe. I'm gonna keep goin if ya dont" He raised an eyebrow and waited for a response from Peppino. He still continued to stare at the man smugly.
Peppino mumbled his response to Noise. “Porca miseria…fine…. just..make it quick, or i'm gonna pound your skull into the wall”
“Oooh in a sexy way? Ya like being rough with me, hm?” Noise slowly pulled down Peppino's pants. He was purposely being slow just to fuck with Peppino. He placed a hand onto the large bulge that had formed in Peppino’s boxers and started to rub slowly.
“C..cazzo…noise…stop being fucking annoying about it…just get going already..” Peppino huffed slightly at the movement as his face flushed red again.
“Yeah yeah whatever, let me have my moment…you deserve a bit of torment anyway with all the shit you've done to me.” Noise cooed. He continued his slow deliberate hand movements and stared at Peppino.
“Okay..thats-a it!” Peppino suddenly grabbed noise by the neck and slammed him onto the desk. He stood for a moment towering over noise for a bit, his breath heavy. Noise gasped a bit at the sudden bold move and spoke meekly “Uh…well that's…surprising to say the least..” Noise chuckled nervously and continued to look up at Peppino, this time with fear in his eyes.
“Theo..” As Peppino spoke, the nickname rang through Noise’s head. “Theo, you can't just tease me like that, you know.. You’re being a real stinker...” Noise normally would laugh about the odd choice of an insult, but somehow in this situation it only helped turn him on.
“And what Pep? You…gonna punish me? Give me what I deserve?” Oh yeah, Noise was REALLY into this shit. He normally likes to be on top, but god. This was making him go wild. Maybe it was because he had a weird love hate relationship with Peppino, or maybe he just likes to be dominated, who knows. He struggled to unzip his costume behind his back before Peppino flipped him onto his stomach. Noise panicked a bit before speaking. “Ah shit pep- you're seriously gonna do this? Uh ok ok- shit- i wasn't expecting you to be so into-”
“Shut up..i'm in control now Noise. You can't do shit anymore.” Oh god did that send Noise off his rocker. Peppino pulled the zipper on the back of Noise’s costume down aggressively, almost breaking it off the end. With one hand Peppino had his large hand on Noise’s back and the other hand was now pulling down his boxers. His cock almost popped out of his boxers like it had been wanting to escape. Peppino’s mind was filled with regrets at what he was about to do, but he just couldn't hold back. He found it almost humorous how the Noise was all cocky until he flipped the script.
Noise squirmed uncomfortably trying to get away for a second. “WAIT- wait wait Peps please- at least lemme get some lube or something- come on man-” Too late. Noise’s ass was pounded aggressively by Pep. He let out a loud moan before aggressively covering his mouth. Peppino smiled at him smugly. “Not so tough-a now huh Theo?” god, his words went straight to Noise’s head as Peppino pounded. It was getting hard for Noise not to start basically screaming out in pleasure. Jesus, how pent up was Peppino? Or, rather, how mad was he at Noise?
Peppino started thrusting into noise with an incredible force, but somehow it felt like he was still holding back. He went slowly and aggressively pushed Noise into the desk. Noise had to bite his arm to hold everything in. His toes curled and his whole body shook a bit. Every movement that he felt traveled up his spine and went right to his nerves. Peppino moved both of his hands to Noise’s hips and started to pull him closer as he thrusted. Noise clawed at the desk, and babbled into his arm. It was completely incomprehensible aside from the occasional begging or moans. Peppino started to speed up and leaned forward just a little bit so Noise could hear him better.
“You stupid little slut…look-a at you.. Getting railed by a guy you hate, huh? Where’s all that confidence you had…earlier” His breath was heavy and made Noise shudder even more when it hit his back. “I thought you were…supposed-a to be better than this…A tv star being reduced to a fleshlight.”
“JESUS- Pep- oh god-” Noise was still completely losing his mind, and every word made it better. “Please…please just-”
“Just-a what? Use your words” he slowed down so that Noise could get even a word in.
“Jesus fucking christ- just finish already-”
Peppino had an evil grin on his face as he chuckled. “Oh, and what makes you think you deserve that?”
“Please- please ill be good- please I’ll..”
Peppino chuckled again before getting back to his original speed. “Okay, just-a this once for you Noise.”
Suddenly, loud banging was heard at the office door. “SHIT- FUCK- OK FAT MAN HIDE-” Peppino scrambled a bit to pull out of Noise, eliciting a moan from both of them. Peppino slid under Noise’s desk as the actor struggled to get in his own chair. He wiped his eyes a bit before pressing a small button. “Uh, yeah come in.”
A small crew member walked in and stood in front of the deck. “Uh, Mr. Noise? We are out of pre-recorded stuff to air- are you…almost done in here?”
Peppino wasn't done just yet. He grabbed Noise’s cock from under the desk. Noise winced a bit. “Yeah- yeah just uh…Fuck um….just replay some stuff ill be out…soon” He kicked slightly at Peppino under the desk before realising the irony of the situation “clever….little fuckin.. Ok just…see what you guys can do, i swear ill be out soon”
“Sir are you ok? We all are kinda worried about-”
Noise slammed his fist on the desk. “YES- yes yes i'm fine just go work- im ok really-”
“Ok, sorry for the interruption sir.” The worker stepped out back into the set and closed the door behind him. Noise grabbed Peppino’s hat under his desk.
“Touche fat fuck- you really-” Before Noise could finish, Peppino shoved the man’s cock in his mouth. Noise grabbed onto the deck to stop himself from falling over. “Pep- jesus that- that's enough man-”
Peppino giggled and started to bob his head a bit. This elicited a moan out of Noise as he leaned his head back into his chair. He continued to grab Peppino’s head with one of his hands and put his other on the edge of the desk to hold himself steady. “Haaah…shit that’s…good Pep…you do this to all your rivals?”
Peppino stopped and stared at Noise, before starting to bite down. Noise suddenly sat up. “OK OK IM SORRY- DONT BITE MAN- I WAS JOKING”.
Peppino rolled his eyes before continuing at the same pace he had done. Noise seemed to be a bit shaken from the threat, but soon went back to absent minded babbling. Peppino watched noise closely, and when he twitched slightly he took Noise’s cock out of his mouth and just held it for a moment.
“Ugh…hey . Why'd you stop? Im..almost there.."
“What-a? And you think i'm gonna let you finish? I thought you said we were rivals”
“Come on man…just..
Peppino thought for a second before just using his hand to jack Noise off. This seemed to work well enough for noise, as we went back to clawing at his chair. After a few moments, noise leaned back into his chair before finally cumming. Peppino tried his best to aim way from himself, but it still hit his face slightly.. Peppino recoiled a bit and tried to wipe his face with his hands.
"i have a.... bathroom in here ya know.." Noise shakily pointed over to a side door on the other side of his desk
Peppino angrily stood up and went to the bathroom to wash himself up, as Noise sat for a moment trying to compose himself. After few minutes The bot of them walked back out to the set. A crew member walked over to them. "ok..well you guys have about a minute to get ready-"
Peppino walked over and adjusted himself. as noise tried to follow, he was stopped by his crew for a moment.
"sir, we could hear everything."
"you WHAT-"