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[PoPiPa’s group chat]
Kasumi
Guys, guys, I have an idea!
Arisa
No
Kasumi
You haven’t even heard it…
Arisa
Does it involve me?
Kasumi
Yes!
Arisa
Then hard pass
Kasumi
So meannnnnn
Rimirin
Kasumi-chan, what’s your idea?
Arisa
DON’T ENGAGE HER
O-Tae
?
Kasumi
Rimi, O-Tae, good morning!
Kasumi
My idea is
Kasumi
We make a group chat with all of our band friends!
Kasumi
For any future sparkling, heart-pounding performance!
Rimirin
Oh
O-Tae
Hmmm
Arisa
No!
Kasumi
Wee?
Arisa
You’re just gonna bother them all day!
Arisa
And a group chat with more people means you’re gonna spend more time online
Arisa
Not your study
Arisa
Remember the last time you and O-Tae almost broke the band cause you guys failed your math tests?
Arisa
So no!
Arisa
The same to you, Rimi and O-Tae!
Arisa
Forming a group chat with so many people is just gonna be messy anyway
Kasumi
Oh…
Rimirin
Oh…
O-Tae
Oh…
Saaya
Good morning everyone
Saaya
My my, Kasumi is already getting scold this early
Saaya
*pat pat*
Kasumi
Saaya T_T help
Saaya
Haha alright
Saaya
Arisa, take a deep breath
Saaya
Getting angry first thing in the morning is not good for your health
Arisa
They started it!
Arisa
Where were you?
Arisa
Leaving me alone with these idiots
O-Tae
Fuck you
Arisa
FUCK YOU
Rimirin
Waeee
Saaya
Calm down, both of you
Saaya
O-Tae, have you fed your rabbits yet?
Saaya
Arisa, actually Kasumi’s idea is great
Arisa
Not you too!
Saaya
Babe, hear me out first
Arisa
ashjgkshoginsn
Saaya
A group chat is a good way to talk to our friends
Arisa
YOUR friends
Saaya
OUR friends
Saaya
We can ask for tips about performance and band stuffs
Saaya
Didn’t you say you want to ask Rinko-senpai about her piano competition and Eve-chan about the keytar?
Arisa
…
Kasumi
Go go Saaya! Woof woof
Rimirin
[image of Rimi eating a choco cornet.jpg]
Rimirin
Breakfast!
O-Tae
[image of rabbits feeding on grass.jpg]
O-Tae
Breakfast!
Kasumi
That’s SO sparkling!
Rimirin
Thank you Kasumi-chan
O-Tae
No thank you
O-Tae
Back off!
Saaya
Anyway
Saaya
We’re with Kasumi most of the time outside of class
Saaya
We can monitor how much time she spends on her phone
Saaya
I can ask Asuka-chan to keep an eye on her at home too
Arisa
…
Saaya
And I would love to talk more with Tomoe
Saaya
Please?
Arisa
…
Saaya
Please, my cute little bonsai?
Arisa
asgshgosijgs
Arisa
Stop!
Arisa
FINE!
Kasumi
Woof woof hurray!
Arisa
BUT SHE’S YOUR RESPONSIBILITY!
O-Tae
Mood
Arisa
Screw you
O-Tae
Whipped
Arisa
SAAYA TAKE THIS ONE TOO BEFORE I KILL HER I SWEAR TO GOD!
Rimirin
Arisa-chan is so aggressive today
Rimirin
So scary
Saaya
How about I take all three of them?
Arisa
Yes!
Kasumi
#couplegoal
O-Tae
#couplegoal
Rimirin
#couplegoal
Saaya
But I do agree with Arisa
Saaya
A lot of people in one group chat can be messy
Arisa
They’re your problems now idc
Saaya
Let me ask Moca-chan to make a Discord server
Saaya
It will be better, I think
Saaya
Brb
Kasumi
Hooray
Kasumi
I have so much I want to ask Yukina-senpai!
Rimirin
My onee-chan said talking with other bands can improve our skills
O-Tae
I will kill anyone if they try to steal my boyfriend from me
Rimirin
Boyfriend?
Arisa
For the last time
Arisa
STOP referring to your rabbit as your boyfriend!
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – General chat]
No moca no life
This is your captain speaking
No moca no life
Welcome everyone to the pit of hell
No moca no life
Mwahahahahah
Ran Mitake
Moca?
Sparkling star
Aye aye captain!
Cat Lover
So this is what hell looks like
Cat Lover
More colorful than I thought
No moca no life
Ah yes I assigned each of you your roles with different band colors
Lisa_chi~~
No Yukina this is a Discord server
Cat Lover
And it’s not hell?
Perish the thoughts
It is hell
Lisa_chi~~
No, Discord server is a place where people hang out, not hell
Cat Lover
People can’t hang out in hell?
DoneTM
First thing I saw in this server is Moca corrupting Yukina-senpai
DoneTM
Bad idea I told you Saaya
Big Udagawa
Moca what is this?
Demon Princess
Onee-chan!
Demon Princess
Good morning!
Big Udagawa
Yo what’s up Ako
Sparkling star
Saaya asked Moca to make a Discourse server so all of us can chat with each other!
Sparkling star
Disocrd
Sparkling star
Dsicord
Sparkling star
Disorder
Choco Choco no mint
So close there Kasumi-chan
Where’s Michelle?
Kasumi!
Sparkling star
Kokoro!
Onee-chan is the best!
This looks boppin’!
Onee-chan is the best!
@Sayo Hikawa
Onee-chan is the best!
@Sayo Hikawa
Onee-chan is the best!
@Sayo Hikawa
Sayo Hikawa
What is this
Sayo Hikawa
…
Sayo Hikawa
Hina, how many times do I have to tell you don’t start something stupid
Sayo Hikawa
I won’t help you get out of this one
Onee-chan is the best!
It’s not my idea!
Chisato_official
Hina shut the hell up
Chisato_official
You’re annoying
Onee-chan is the best!
Make me
Sayo Hikawa
Shirasagi-san?
Chisato_official
?
Chisato_official
Yes, Hikawa-san?
Sayo Hikawa
I apologize on behalf of my moronic sister for anything stupid she might have done, is doing, and will do in the future
Sayo Hikawa
That extends to everyone in the group here too
Onee-chan is the best!
My onee-chan loves me so much <3
Demon Princess
My onee-chan loves me more
Onee-chan is the best!
YOU TAKE THAT BACK
Demon Princess
NO
Onee-chan is the best!
I WILL HAVE YOU EXPELLED FROM THE SCHOOL
Demon Princess
LIKE I GIVE A SHIT
Sayo Hikawa
Shut up, both of you
And if I ask for you hand?
Oh what is this
And if I ask for you hand?
So many little kittens
Uuhaha
Kaoru-senpai!
Uuhaha
Rimirin Kaoru-senpai is here!!!
Choco Choco no mint
<3 <3 <3
Uuhaha
Kaoru-senpai yes!
Uuhaha
A million times yes!
And if I ask for your hand?
?
And if I ask for your hand?
What are you talking about, kitten?
Chisato_official
Your name you idiot
And if I ask for your hand?
Chii-chan, why must you hurt me so?
Lisa_chi~~
What about Tomoe, Himari?
Big Udagawa
Huh, me?
Demon Princess
Why are you talking about onee-chan?
Uuhaha
!!!
Choco Choco no mint
You can have Tomoe, Kaoru-senpai can be mine!
No moca no life
Why choose when you can have both?
No moca no life
That is why we have two hands
Ran Mitake
Moca stay out of this
No moca no life
No
And if I ask for your hand?
A fight for a maiden’s heart?
And if I ask for your hand?
How fleeting
Big Udagawa
???
_bushido!
Did someone mention a fight?
_bushido!
To the death?
_bushido!
Bushido!
No moca no life
Calling dibs on Tomoe’s things when she loses and dies
Demon Princess
Onee-chan won’t lose!
No moca no life
How about I let you have her drums set?
Demon Princess
…
Demon Princess
Throw in the PS4 and we’ll talk
Poodle cuddle
Hello everyone!
Canon
Good morning everyone!
And if I ask for your hand?
More kittens, how exciting
Chisato_official
Stay the hell away from both of them!!!
DoneTM
Mood
Claustrophobic hoe
Chisato calm down you’re acting like a rabid chihuahua again
Sayo Hikawa
Chihuahua?
Sayo Hikawa
I thought you only have a golden retriever Shirasagi-san?
Sayo Hikawa
How is Leon by the way?
Chisato_official
At least there is someone civilized in this fucking mess
Chisato_official
Leon is great, thanks for asking Hikawa-san
Chisato_official
[video of Leon chasing a stick.mp4]
Where’s Michelle?
Hey Misaki does Michelle like sticks?
Perish the thoughts
No! She’s a bear, not a dog!
Hagu Hagumi
Are you sure?
Cat Lover
Michelle is not a dog?
Sayo Hikawa
Michelle is not a god?
Sayo Hikawa
*dog
Call me by bunny name
Michelle = God?
Perish the thoughts
Dear god please gives me patience
And if I ask for you hand
…Don’t you mean god please gives me strength?
Hagu Hagumi
Can Michelle give you strength instead?
Perish the thought
If god gives me strength, a lot of people in here would be fucking dead already!
RinRin
Yukina-san, Sayo-chan, we have talked about this ~(>_<~)
Call me by bunny name
Such selective memory
Call me by bunny name
Like my rabbits
Cat Lover
Rabbits?
Cat Lover
Do I look like a rabbit Lisa?
Lisa_chi~~
Okay you know what
Lisa_chi~~
Please get off your phone
Lisa_chi~~
Come down, it’s time for school ~~
RinRin
(＃＞＜)
RinRin
Sayo-chan, you too
RinRin
We have a student council meeting in half an hour
Sayo Hikawa
Ah yes
No moca no life
Lol Roselia’s whipped by their girlfriends confirmed
Ran Mitake
*whipped for
No moca no life
I said what I said
Ran Mitake
Apologize to them, now
No moca no life
No
Ran Mitake
One
No moca no life
No
Ran Mitake
Two
No moca no life
…
Ran Mitake
Two and a half
Ran Mitake
Apologize or I will tell Saaya to revoke your Yamabuki bread privilege
No moca no life
No
Ran Mitake
Lisa-san’s cookie and buns too
No moca no life
…
No moca no life
Fine
No moca no life
I’m sorry for saying the truth Minato-san, Hikawa-san
Ran Mitake
Moca!
Cat Lover
Whipped
Lisa_chi~~
Omg Yukina!