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Xavier was tired, his boss was killing him at his job and he was really tired because of it, dont get him wron Mr Césaire was a pretty good guyand he loved working eith him but sometime he just wished he could judt take a little day off and rest for a while, like he could hire someone else to help him with the birds at the zoo It's not like there weren't people offering to do its just.. they didnt care for the birds not like he and Marcus did they were just there for the Godamn fucking paycheck and the ones that did care were just too young or too old, "UrRURURuTtTt" at that little sound Xavier smiled and looked down and oh behold! there he was his great and second best friend Mr Jhonnes now some people might call him weird for taking care of the pidgeons and talking to them but they didnt undestand they couldn't hear them wll at least not like him...
Enough of that Mr Jhonnes was humgry and he shall be fed for he did not want to face its rage so he crouched and began looking trough his bag for the bread he buyed earlier in that little bakery that self proclaimed itself like the best in paris and while teh Dupain-Cheng were a really good people that made a bread almost as good they weren't the best no that title went to a little place near the zoo a really little one even smaller than theirs whose bread was so good that even the gods could descend for, the only problem wa that it closed way earlier so he couldnt just buy it on his way home he had to get up really early just to get a baguette, as he started breaking the croasaint into crumbs he heard a whirr far away that seemed to get closer by the second and then there was a flash and a loud "THUD" and then... he was splashed in red