Chapter Text
Gm D Gm Gm F Bb
If I were a fighter, I would keep you safer,
Bb C D D Gm
I would punch some bad guys ’cause it’s in my nature.
Gm D Gm Gm F Bb
If I were a cleric, I would heal your hit points;
Bb C D D Gm
If I were a pal’din, your head I would anoint.
Gm Eb F D Gm C D
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la,
Gm Eb C D G
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
Gm D Gm Gm F Bb
If I were a bard now, you I could inspire;
Bb C D D Gm
If I was a druid I could throw some fire.
Gm D Gm Gm F Bb
If I had some magic, I would cast a spell,
Bb C D D Gm
Anything to keep you from being felled.
Gm Eb F D Gm C D
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la,
Gm Eb C D G
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
Gm D Gm Gm F Bb
Have you guessed my secret? I am not a fighter,
Bb C D D Gm
Couldn’t punch a dragon, or a giant spider.
Gm D Gm Gm F Bb
I am not a cleric, can’t give you HP
Bb C D D Gm
Nor am I a pal’din, so I have no mercy.
Gm Eb F D Gm C D
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la,
Gm Eb C D G
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
Gm D Gm Gm F Bb
I am not a bard now, don’t know lute from lyre,
Bb C D D Gm
And I’m not a druid, sorry ‘bout the fire.
Gm D Gm Gm F Bb
I’m not great at felling, I am just a rogue,
Bb C D D Gm
So have fun with the dragon, I’ll go find his gold.
Gm Eb F D Gm C D
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la,
Gm Eb C D G
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.