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Paul blart caught up to the blonde thwt had shoplifted several phonecases, stop in the name of shart!! Blart fart shouted, He caught him by the wrist and when the blondelette turned barpmarl had never felt such a rush to his heart, the way those sea green eyes Looked at him like he had all the answere to the world, paul pap stepped down from his segway as he intertwined hei fingers with shal And as he slowly approached him he closed his eyes and tilted his head... Feeling the instants until their lips collided extend to infinity
Shalnark headbutted him stole the segway and run
St leesst ride it you asshole, paul blart screamed, heartbroken and maybe his nose too