Blackbeard is the king of explicit toy reviews, one word from him can sell out all stock or ruin sales entirely. Over the years he has built up a reputation as a brutally honest reviewer, but when he posts a scathing review of a new release, he is astonished to find himself challenged by The Gentleman Reviewer, who claims the toy isn’t faulty but Blackbeard was misusing it.
Neither side is willing to back down, and their bickering escalates into a full-blown rivalry with the two of them battling it out to become the No.1 profile on the site. Nothing like a heated rivalry to get the blood going. Could this set ablaze something else between them?
Me with another SMAU? It's more likely than you think!
This bad boy is NSFW from the start in terms of prose and art. Seriously, it may not ever be safe for you to read this in public, do so at your own risk. The premise is that they're rival sex toy reviewers who make explicit videos on OnlyWangs (thanks to Rueben for that genius name). This is not intended to be a realistic depiction of that line of work, please do not take it as such, because this is just silly fanfic.
Lovely people have been doing fanart of this SMAU, which I'll be adding to the Art Appreciation chapter breaks. I'll do my best to keep it in order so it follows the relevant chapter, so if art disappears and reappears don't be alarmed.
As is the case with all my SMAUs, chapters will be updated on here at the end of each POV on Twitter, so do follow along with the thread HERE if you want all the latest updates!
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The ever so talented Rueben did some promotional art for this fic on twitter, so I'm posting it here as well so it can get all the hype it deserves! I'm also including links to the tweets themselves, so please go like and retweet and show some appreciation for Rueben's talent!
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