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This stuff is really funny to watch!
I lay in my bed watching old memes and vines from 2012 or as I like to call it, the caveman times. They are really funny or at least really funny to me. The other Luxiem don't get caveman memes, they think it's cringe and outdated. How could they not like this stuff? It's so funny to watch! I thought as I went to lay on my back. That's when Shu came in.
Or at least I think that was Shu. He came in wearing a phalto green sweater and baggy black yoga pants that were clearly not his size. The sweater was weirdge though, it had an upside down Luxiem logo on it and I'm pretty sure we didn't sell though but that wasn't the weirdgest thing though. The weirdest thing was that his skin was purple. Yes you heard me correctly, purple. He had Jade green eyes that were staring right at me. He also where Shu had purple hair this "Shu" had green hair.
He continued to stare at me until I started fidgeting with my phone. ❮❮H-Hey, Shu.❯❯ I stumbled with my words, trying to think of something to say to the stranger who just entered my room. In response he climbed onto my bed lay beside me while he pulled out his phone. What in the hell is going on here!? I tried to move but "Shu" started to move over to me. He looked straight up at me and said:
❮❮Yes, Luca? You need something?❯❯
What. The. Fuck?
❮❮Uh- Y-You aren't my S-Shu and we-we aren't dating!❯❯ I almost just broke my legs with how much stuttering I did! Why am I so nervous all of a sudden? Suddenly I feel a powerful force cover me like a warm, weighted blanket beckoning me to stay on to the bed and not say anything else.
❮❮I know I'm not. You know too right? I mean when I walked in here you definitely at me stared for a few seconds, Luca. I know you're a smart boy.❯❯ "Shu" said with a smirk. While still on his phone he crawled up to my headboard and sat on my ten thousand lucub lushies and put his earbuds.
❮❮Um... Who are you exactly?❯❯ I questioned curiously. It's not like I don't like his company, he is definitely givin' off weirdge vibes but I'll put that past me for the sake of not wanting to die. He looks like he could rip me up with just those sharp claws... He looked up at me startled and started to blush.
❮❮My name is Shu. Don't get that wrong but you can call me Hika if you feel uncomfortable using it.❯❯ He went back down to looking back at his phone.
I knew that Shu had an alter named Hikarino so this must be him. Right? I mean he fit the description, except he looked way less evil than the way Shu described him. I knew we all had alters but I swear mine is the cost similar to me I could've ever imagined. We bonded over caveman memes and youtube vids. He would sometime appear on stream just to troll me but he was okay. The other alters on the other hand where true monsters. Eki, Ike's alter, committed several counts of murder with his body and threatened to fuck Shu multiple times. Box, Vox's ater, has tried to cleanse Vox from our house and send him to heaven, all the times he has failed obviously because Vox is still here but he's catching up. Rias, Mysta's alter, has chained him to the wall or tied his with a collar or put him in a maid outfit in his sleep. That man is a menace. Shu hasn't talked much about "Hika" but he has described him but he's here in front of me so I don't want to go through that description again.
Oh and did I mention that they can technically possess us at any time? No? Too bad because I'm pretty sure that Shu is being possessed by Hika right now.
❮❮Do you want your Shu back? Because I sense you are uncomfortable right now.❯❯ Hika hummed smoothly, as if he cared about how I felt. Wait no. Maybe he's like Kuro? Maybe he's nice and friendship worthy? ❮❮Although, I wouldn't normally leave a delicious meal like you untouched I do in fact care about how you feel.❯❯ He added, which made me reconsider my feelings about friendship. I would be lying if I told you I wasn't attracted to him, but I can't really see myself have a holesom romance like I can with Shu. It just doesn't feel right.
❮❮No. I want to get to know you before you leave!❯❯ I said with my winning, warm smile. It works just like it does with the others and Hika's expression softens as he smiles back at me.
❮❮You are much better company that Kuroneko.❯❯ He laughed in response. I raised an eyebrow, Kuroneko? Suddenly a wave of annoyance hit me. He must not like that nickname... BAHAHAHAH-
❮❮Why do you call him that?❯❯ I asked innocently and made sure to tilt my head so I looked as cute as possible. Gotta get that critical hit.
❮❮Uh- I call him that just to annoy him. Plus he kinda acts like a bratty cat around me.❯❯ He was clearly flushdge from me tilting me head. I mean Kuro never acts like a cat around me. I mean that's probably because we are casual with each other, plus I don't know Meixul's group dynamic so... ❮❮Anyways, what do you want to learn about me?❯❯ I thought for a second, because I really did no know. He kept staring at me with that spiked smirk. I started to fidget again so I had to think fast. Uh maybe, ask about his interests? Nah. How about what he thinks about Meixul?
❮❮What do you think about Meixul?❯❯ I asked with the uttermost seriousness which made Hika burst out laughing again.
❮❮My opinion? Well, Eki is cute when he tries to act tough and stab me. It never works because his knife is always to small or too weak~❯❯ He tailed his words with a bit of playfulness that I didn't understand. Okay? Why do you have to say it like that? ❮❮Box is really chill and nice to hang out with but he plays smash too much... I think it turned him into a toxic gamer.❯❯ Hika said the last part in a whisper like it wasn't supposed to be said outside. Considering Box is an angel I guess it isn't.
❮❮Oh!❯❯ Hika looks at his phone time then looks back up at me. ❮❮I have to leave, got to do a stream with the boys...❯❯ Hika sighed and got off of my bed. He solemnly stared at me and this time I stared back.
❮❮I'll wait for you to come back! We could get finished with your opinions next time!❯❯ I grinned as he went back to Shu's room to do a ritual thingy. Nice to know I have another alternate friend!