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Summary:
Divorcee of two years, Stede Bonnet is not immediately looking for love. What he is looking for is a new coach for his daughter soccer team. What he finds is both.
Ex-pro footie player of two years, Edward Teach is not immediately looking for love. What he is looking for, how to start this new adventure in life away from the pitch. What he finds is both.
Off the Field is a debut SMAU by Mama Cas and is a work in progress as posted.
Pairings:
- Stede/Edward
- Lucius/Pete
- Mary/Doug
- Minor Stede/Sam
Content Warnings:
- Red: Explicit Smut
- Yellow: Fluff
- Green: Enemies to Lovers
- Blue: Manipulation & Bullying
Content warnings are subject to change and explicit warnings will be added to the post update.
Profiles:
Ed's main twitter:
Ed Teach @blkbrd11[verified]
Bio: C for the Queen Anne
Location: Melbourne, AUS
12 Following, 53.7K Followers
Ed's Private Profile:
ed (¬_¬) @notedward [private]
Bio: i am he that walks unseen
0 Following, 2 Followers
Stede's Public Profile:
Stede Bonnet @stede_bonnet
Bio: Gentlemen Real Estate, MVSC PTA, MV Pirate's Team Dad
Location: California
Website: gentlemenrealestate.com
202 Following, 130 Followers
Stede's Private Profile:
beren @berentherenown [private]
Bio: "and whether the second span of his life was brief or long is not known to Elves or Men"
7 Following, 2 Followers
Lucius' Public Profile:
lucius spriggs @luspriggs
Bio: MV City Council, Writer, Married to @pete_black, Dad to twins
Location: California
Website: sprigpublishing.com
35 Following, 975 Followers
Lucius' Priv Profile:
lulu @inthelup [private]
Bio: assassinating you in fiction
7 Following, 3 Followers
Pete's Public Profile:
Pete Black @pete_black
Bio: LETS GO SWASHBUCKLERS! #BleedTheBlue Married to @luspriggs Dad to Abby & Benny
Location: California
374 Following, 183 Followers
Pete's Private Profile:
petey b @blackbeardfan11 [private]
Bio: ed teach fan club president :D
12 Following, 9 Followers
Jim's Public Profile:
Jim Jiminez @jimjiminez [verified]
Bio: Restauranteur, Chef, Parent, Lover @olu_boodhari
Location: California
Website: jimenez-rg.com
124 Following, 975 Followers
Jim's Private Profile:
knife emoji @knifeboijim [private]
Bio: what're you gonna do? stab me?
5 Following, 4 Followers
Oluwande's Public Profile:
Oluwande Boodhari @olu_boodhari
Bio: Dad first, real estate agent second. Mi media naranja @jimjiminez #MVPirates
Location: California
Website: gentlemenrealestate.com
345 Following, 674 Followers
Oluwande's Private Profile:
olu @wandewandewande [private]
No bio
7 Following, 7 Followers
Alma Bonnet's Private Profile:
almond b @almondrose [private]
"priv accounts don't need bios thx"
12 Following, 10 Followers
Maya Boodhari's Private Profile:
mayannaise @mayaboody [private]
"la vida es dolor 😔👊🏽"
location is "a bookstore"
26 Following, 18 Followers
PROLOGUE:
P 01
Queen Anne Swashbucklers professional twitter (@qaswashbucklers): Today is QA vs. Liverpool! Get to the stadium early to pregame before for some fun with the lads 🍻 posted at 1:30 PM on 16th of July, 2020
P 02
QA pro twitter: Swashbucklers are READY TO GO!!! Are you?
posted at 3:32 PM on 16th of July, 2020
@pete_black responds: OF COURSE! ALWAYS READY FOR #SWASHBUCKLERS FOOTBALL!
P 03
Queen Anne Swashbucklers professional twitter posts a picture of blue cleats and a soccer ball with the caption "Guess who?"
posted at 3:45 PM on 16th of July, 2020
@pete_black reponds: ED TEACH, OF COURSE! LETS GO #Blackbeard!
@bucklersnation responds: #11 himself! Go #Blackbeard!
P 04
QA pro twitter: Going into the second, Bucklers are up 3-1 with two goals by the Dread Pirate Blackbeard himself!
posted at 4:20 PM on 16th of July, 2020
P 05
QA pro twitter: Captain Ed Teach is down for the play on the field and seems to have dislocated his knee. Medics have rushed the field. More updates to come.
posted at 4:57 PM on 16th of July, 2020
P 06
QA pro twitter: Teach has been carried off the field in a gurney and is on his way to the medic. Updates to come.
posted at 5:03 PM on 16th of July, 2020
P 07
QA pro twitter: AMAZING save by Keeper David Fang! Teach update: Captain will not be returning for the rest of the game. #FearlessCaptain
posted at 5:26 PM on 16th of July, 2020
P 08
QA pro twitter: Queen Anne wins 4-2! A victory not without the help of their #FearlessCaptain Ed Teach. No updates on his injury as of yet.
posted at 6:03 PM on 16th of July, 2020
P 09
Stede clicked off the TV and tsked, “See, petal? That’s why I don’t want you to play.”
They had been working on her most recent Social Studies project: a poster on the California Gold Rush. Pipe cleaners and Elmer’s glue was all over their coffee table. Gold glitter was rampant, and Stede was not looking forward to finding it in every crevice on his body later.
Alma rolled her eyes, “Oh come on, dad! That’s professional! That could never happen to me !” Alma batted her eyes, sliding the sign up sheet towards her father.
Stede saw Mary had already signed off on it.
Now he rolled his eyes and huffed, “Fine. But I’m going to be a nuisance out of spite.”
“I knew you’d say that dad,” she tackled him with a hug after he signed, “I love you!”
Stede brought a hand to pet down his daughter’s growing mane of hair, holding her a little closer as he said, “I love you too, petal.”
P 10
QA pro twitter: Teach injury update: Teach has torn his ACL in his left knee. He is presumably out for the rest of the season.
posted at 7:40 PM on 18th of July, 2020
P 11
QA pro twitter: It is with a heavy heart we announce the resignation of the 10-year captaincy of Edward Teach. Under him, QA has won 3 World Cups and Teach has been awarded 2 FIFA World Player of the Year awards. Forever our Captain, we salute you #BleedTheBlue BlackbeardReigns
posted at 10:52 AM on 26th of July, 2020
P 12
Ed's private twitter: fuck.
posted at 3:44 AM on 18th of July, 2020
