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captivatedGranite [CG] began trolling amethystApparition [AA]
CG: ALBION!
AA: hey kaliara.
CG: GUESS WHAT!
AA: what?
CG: THERE'S A BOY ON THE GROUND OUTSIDE OF MY HIVE THAT LOOK JUST LIKE ME!
AA: you too?
CG: O:B
AA: there is a girl outside my hive too.
AA: she doesnt look too much like me.
AA: we have the same horns.
AA: and we have the same signs.
AA: and even then hers is dark red, not purple.
CG: OH?
CG: WOW SHE'S REALLY UP THERE ON THE HEMOSPECTRUM, ISN'T SHE?
AA: yeah.
AA: what about yours?
CG: SAME SIGN AND IT'S GREY, JUST LIKE MINE.
AA: so is his blood like yours?
AA: whatever yours is anyway.
CG: /:B
CG: I DON'T KNOW.
CG: I'M NOT CUTTING HIM TO FIND OUT.
AA: i wouldnt either.
AA: blood kind of creeps me out.
CG: EVERYTHING CREEPS YOU OUT!
AA: right...
CG: SO, IS SHE ALIVE?
AA: yes.
CG: ARE YOU EXCITED ABOUT HER WAKING UP?? I AM!
AA: not really?
AA: i dont know who she is and it makes me nervous.
CG: EVERYTHING MAKES YOU NERVOUS!!
CG: ANYWAY, I'M GOING TO GO TELL/ASK EVERYONE ELSE ABOUT THIS STUFF.
AA: ok.
CG: BYE!!
AA: bye.
captivatedGranite [CG] ceased trolling amethystApparition [AA]
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captivatedGranite [CG] began trolling ampleTenacious [AT]
CG: TEAGAN!
CG: TEAGAN TEAGAN TEAGAN!
CG: PLEASE BE HOME.
AT: wHAT'S UP GIRL,
CG: THERE YOU ARE!
AT: yEAH, SORRY IF i DON'T ANSWER RIGHT AWAY,
AT: dEALING WITH SOME WEIRD GUY OUTSIDE OF MY HIVE,
CG: OH COOL, SO YOU HAVE SOMEONE OUTSIDE TOO!
AT: }:?
CG: ALBION AND I DO TOO.
CG: DOES HE LOOK ANYTHING LIKE YOU?
AT: yEAH,
AT: sAME HORNS,
CG: AND SIGN?
AT: i DUNNO,
AT: hE'S ON HIS STOMACH,
CG: FLIP HIM OVER THEN.
AT: tHAT'S GONNA BE KIND OF HARD,
AT: cONSIDERING HE'S ON HIS STOMACH,
CG: OH
CG: RIGHT
CG: I FORGOT THAT YOUR HORNS ARE REALLY BIG.
AT: sHOULD i KICK HIM,
CG: WHAT
CG: NO!
CG: WHY WOULD YOU KICK HIM?
AT: mAYBE HE'LL ROLL OVER,
AT: hE MIGHT WAKE UP,
AT: aND THAT'LL JUST MAKE EVERYTHING EASIER,
CG: OH MY GOSH DON'T KICK HIM.
AT: fINE,
AT: wHAT DO i DO THEN,
CG: WAIT?
AT: nOPE, tOO LATE,
CG: WHAT DID YOU DO.
AT: kICKED HIM,
CG: TEAGAN!!!
AT: hE'S IN FRONT OF MY HIVE, hE'S GOING TO WAKE UP WHEN i TELL HIM TO,
CG: WOW.
AT: gOTTA GO NOW, hAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS GUY NOW,
CG: OKAY.
AT: hE HAS BROWN BLOOD, BY THE WAY
CG: OH I WISH I HAD A HIGHLOOD IN FRONT OF MY HIVE.
CG: OKAY YEAH NO
CG: I TAKE THAT BACK, I'M OKAY WITH MISTER GREY SIGN HERE.
AT: hAHA, bYE,
CG: BYE BYE.
captivatedGranite [CG] ceased trolling ampleTenacious [AT]
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captivatedGranite [CG] began trolling twinAgitato [TA]
CG: HEY SOPHIE, I'M MESSAGING YOU, BUT I HAVE NO IDEA IF YOUR COMPUTER IS EVEN ON.
TA: no, iit2 not.
CG: OKAY, I'LL COME BACK LATER THEN.
TA: what'2 up?
CG: THERE'S A BOY OUTSIDE.
TA: me two.
CG: SAME HORNS AND SIGN?
TA: yep.
TA: hii2 2iign ii2 yellow though.
CG: EVERYONE HAS HIGHBLOODS AND I HAVE MISTER GREY SIGN.
CG: ALSO MISTER GREY SIGN IS HIS NAME UNTIL I HE WAKES UP AND TELLS ME HIS NAME.
CG: SO DOES HE HAVE YOUR EYES?
TA: and he ha2 your no2e.
CG: OMG SOPHIE.
TA: hehe.
TA: ye2, he doe2 have my eye2.
TA: but the color2 are swiitched around.
CG: HOW DO YOU KNOW?
TA: hii2 gla22e2 are tiinted red and blue.
TA: ii'm gue22iing two match hii2 eye2?
CG: OH.
CG: YOU WEAR GLASSES, RIGHT?
TA: yeah but miine don't have any color.
TA: one of hii2 2hoe2 ii2 black and the other ii2 whiite.
CG: ?:B
TA: ii have no iidea.
TA: 2o ii'm a22umiing mii2ter grey 2iign ha2 the 2ame 2iign and horn2 a2 you?
CG: YEP.
CG: OKAY, I'M GOING TO GO NOW SO I CAN FINISH CHECKING ON EVERYONE!
CG: I WANT TO TALK TO EVERYONE BEFORE MISTER GREY SIGN WAKES UP.
TA: alriighty mii22 grey 2iign.
CG: OMG.
TA: ii'm goiing two go get my keyboard 2o ii can 2iit on the roof and play 2omethiing for my lu2u2.
CG: OKEY-DOKEY!
TA: bye bye.
CG: BYE!
captivatedGranite [CG] ceased trolling twinAgitato [TA]
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captivatedGranite [CG] began trolling adeptCanine [AC]
CG: HI NEWTON.
AC: :33 < whats up
CG: SIGH, SOMEONE NEEDS TO REMIND ME WHY I EVEN TALK TO YOU.
AC: :33 < was that a complement?
CG: NO AND YOU KNOW IT WASN'T, THAT WASN'T EVEN CLOSE TO A COMPLEMENT.
CG: IS THERE SOMEONE OUTSIDE OF YOU HIVE?
CG: CAVE.
AC: :33 < yeah
AC: :33 < a girl. ://
CG: HEHE, IS SHE CUTE?
AC: :33 < hell no! its a fucking cat!
CG: OH
CG: SORRY?
AC: :33 < shes fucking purring in her sleep
CG: MHM.
AC: :33 < should i kill her?
AC: :33 < im highly considering this
CG: DON'T KILL HER!
CG: WHAT IF SHE'S NICE?
AC: :33 < nice or not shes a cat
AC: :33 < i prefer dogs
AC: :33 < no
CG: WHAT COLOR IS HER SIGN?
AC: :33 < i cant s33 shes curled up
AC: :33 < like a cat
CG: /ROLLS EYES
CG: ANYWAY, POKE HER TO GET HER TO MOVE.
AC: :33 < im not touching her
AC: :33 < no
CG: USE A STICK.
CG: BUT DON'T CHEW ON IT.
CG: POKE HER THEN CHEW
AC: :33 < fiiiiiiine
AC: :33 < gr33n
AC: :33 < its gr33n
CG: HEHE SHE'S HIGHER ON THE HEMOSPECTRUM THAN YOU ARE!
AC: :33 < rub it in will you
CG: I'M TRYING.
AC: :33 < bark!
CG: ANYWAY
CG: KALVIN IS NEXT.
AC: :33 < lol good luck with that
CG: EVEN IF I NEEDED ANY LUCK, ALL OF IT WAS USED ON YOU.
AC: :33 < ;33
AC: :33 < bye
CG: BYE
captivatedGranite [CG] ceased trolling adeptCanine [AC]
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captivatedGranite [CG] began trolling greyscaleAnatomy [GA]
CG: HEY KALVIN IS THERE A GIRL OUTSIDE.
GA: Was That Even A Question
CG: NOT REALLY.
GA: Yes There Is
CG: SAME HORNS AND SIGN?
GA: Yep
CG: WHAT COLOR IS HER SIGN?
GA: Jade Green
CG: IS SHE PRETTY?
GA: I Dont Know
GA: I Guess
CG: SIGH.
GA: What About Your Boy
CG: SAME HORNS, SAME SIGN AND SAME COLOR.
GA: Grey
CG: IF ONE MORE PERSON SAYS THAT.
GA: Sorry
GA: How Many People Have Said That
CG: IF I REMEMBER RIGHT, MAYBE ONE.
GA: Um
CG: SO YOU'RE THE SECOND AND TOBIAS IS GOING TO BE THE THIRD.
GA: How Do You Know
CG: YOU OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW.
GA: Right
GA: I Cant Get Ahold Of Him
CG: WHAT?
CG: IS HIS COMPUTER OFF OR SOMETHING?
GA: Its Never Off
GA: I Wish I Knew What He Was Doing
CG: UHH HE'S NEXT ON MY LIST OF PEOPLE TO MESSAGE SO I'LL CHECK ON HIM FOR YOU.
GA: That Would Be Great
GA: Thank You
CG: NO PROBLEM!
CG: I FACT I'M GOING TO GO DO THAT RIGHT NOW.
GA: Alright
GA: Have Fun
CG: HAHA.
CG: BYE!!
GA: Bye
captivatedGranite [CG] ceased trolling greyscaleAnatomy [GA]
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captivatedGranite [CG] began trolling greenCholeric [GC]
CG: TOBIAS!
GC: WH4T
CG: I'M FAIRLY SURE YOU KNOW WHAT.
GC: NO NOT R34LLY
CG: KALVIN.
GC: WH4T 4BOUT H1M
CG: WHY HAVEN'T YOU BEEN ANSWERING HIM?
GC: 1 JUST GOT ON MY COMPUT3R
GC: 1'V3 B33N OUTS1DE
CG: TELL ME ABOUT IT!
GC: WH4T
CG: THE GIRL!
GC: OH TH4T
GC: I M34N H3R
CG: ARE YOU GOING TO TELL ME ABOUT HER?
GC: W4SNT PL4NN1NG ON 1T
CG: PLEEEEEEEEASE!
GC: OH MY FUCK1NG GOD
CG: ?:B
GC: YOU PUT 31GHT 3S 1N TH4T WORD
CG: OH
CG: OOPS
CG: SORRY.
CG: PLEASE!
GC: SH3S 4 TROLL
GC: H4S HORNS L1K3 M3
GC: S4M3 S1GN 4S M3
GC: SH3 H4S SOM3 COOL 4S H3LL GL4SS3S TH4T 1M CURR3NTLY W34R1NG
CG: YOU TOOK HER GLASSES.
GC: Y3S
CG: WHY.
GC: TH3YR3 COOL
GC: 1 JUST TOLD YOU TH4T
CG: OKAY THEN.
CG: WHAT'S SHE WEARING?
GC: WOW K4L14R4
CG: OH MY GOSH!!
CG: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!
GC: BL4CK SH1RT W1TH H3R S1GN
GC: MY S1GN
GC: BUT 1TS 1N T34L 1NST34D OF J4D3 GR33N
GC: D4RK GR3Y P4NTS
GC: 4ND BR1GHT R3D SHO3S
CG: AND SHE USED TO HAVE GLASSES ON.
GC: Y34H
GC: WH4T 4BOUT YOURS
CG: MY WHAT?
GC: YOUR BOY
CG: OH!
CG: FROM WHAT I CAN TELL, HE'S REALLY SHORT.
CG: HE'S GOT MY HORNS AND SIGN, AND THE SIGN IS EVEN THE SAME COLOR!
GC: GR3Y
CG: ...
CG: YEAH.
GC: GO ON
CG: HE'S WEARING A SWEATER THAT'S WAY TO BIG FOR HIM.
GC: WH4T 3V3N 1S YOUR BLOOD COLOR
CG: OMG STOP ASKING THAT QUESTION!
CG: YOU'RE GETTING OFF TOPIC.
GC: NO 1 CH4NGD TH3 TOP1C
GC: 4ND YOU'R3 4VO1D1NG TH3 TOP1C
CG: I REFUSE TO TALK ABOUT THIS.
GC: F1N3
GC: WHO 3LS3 H4S SOM3ON3 OUTS1D3
CG: JUST A SECOND, LET ME REMEMBER WHO I'VE TALKED TO.
CG: ME AND YOU, OBVIOUSLY.
CG: ALBION, TEAGAN, SOPHIE, NEWTON AND KALVIN.
CG: THAT I KNOW OF.
GC: TH3YR3 4L1V3 R1GHT
CG: WHAT
CG: YOU
CG: YOU HAVEN'T CHECKED OR ANYTHING?
GC: NOP3
CG: YES, THEY ARE ALIVE.
GC: OK4Y
GC: 1M GO1NG TO GO 1NS1D3 4ND LOCK MY DOORS NOW
CG: YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE HER INSIDE?
GC: NO
CG: WHAT IF THE SUN COMES BEFORE SHE WAKES UP?
GC: TH3N SH3S 4 GON3R
CG: TOBIAS!!!
GC: OK4Y F1N3
GC: 1M NOT T4K1NG H3R 1NS1D3
GC: BUT 1LL DRAG H3R OV3R TO TH3 S1D3 OF MY TR33 TH4T TH3 SUN DO3SNT TOUCH
CG: OKAY GOOD.
GC: BY3
CG: BYE MISTER GRUMPY!
captivatedGranite [CG] ceased trolling greenCholeric [GC]
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captivatedGranite [CG] began trolling amicableGossamer [AG]
CG: VESTER!
CG: VESTER?
CG: VESTERRRRRRRR.
CG: COME ON.
AG: Hey.
CG: THERE YOU ARE!
AG: What's up?
CG: IS THERE A GIRL OUTSIDE OF YOUR HIVE?
AG: Yeah, how did you know?
CG: BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE DOES TOO.
AG: Really????????
CG: YEAH!
CG: ISN'T IT COOL?
AG: Very!
CG: LET ME GUESS.
CG: SHE HAS THE SAME HORNS AND SIGN BUT HER SIGN IS A DIFFERENT COLOR?
AG: Yeah!
AG: Her sign is 8lue, not green.
AG: And she's a girl.
CG: I FIGURED THAT.
AG: Should I wake her up?
CG: DO YOU WANT TO?
AG: Do you think she'll 8e mad at me? What if I wake her 8efore she's ready?
CG: THAT'S.... YOUR CHOICE?
AG: I guess so.
AG: Just a minute.
CG: OKAY.
CG: WELL?
CG: HELLO?
CG: VESTER? ARE YOU STILL THERE?
AG: 8ad idea. Very 8ad idea.
CG: ?:B
AG: I woke her up and she pulled out some dice that look like mine.
AG: So I ran inside.
CG: WHOA.
AG: And, 8efore I ran, I saw that she had an eye like mine.
AG: 8ut is was her left eye, not her right?
CG: WHOA! THAT'S SO COOL.
CG: WHAT'S SHE DOING NOW?
AG: She's walking around shouting things that would scare even To8ias.
CG: OH.
CG: WOW.
AG: OH GOD SHE'S TRYING TO GET INSIDE.
CG: CALM DOWN!
AG: I can't!!!!!!!! She's angry and cussing and carrying deadly dice around and I think she wants to KILL MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
CG: UM
CG: I'M NOT SURE WHAT TO TELL YOU.
AG: I need Teagan to come 8eat her up. ::::(
CG: TEAGAN'S DEALING WITH A BOY OF HER OWN.
AG: D::::
AG: I feel so worthless.
AG: I'm a 8oy with mind powers and dangerous dice and I don't have the courage to use either of them.
CG: ):B
AG: I'm going to go lock myself in a room.
CG: ):B
AG: 8ye.
CG: BYE.
captivatedGranite [CG] ceased trolling amicableGossamer [AG]
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captivatedGranite [CG] began trolling coquetTenacity [CT]
CG: EVETTE!
CT: D--> Hey
CG: IS THERE A GUY OUTSIDE.
CT: D--> Yes
CG: SAME HORNS?
CT: D--> Yes
CG: SAME SIGN?
CT: D--> Yes
CG: DIFFERENT COLOR?
CT: D--> B100
CG: DID YOU SEE VESTER RUN INSIDE?
CT: D--> Yes
CT: D--> And I just about died laughing at him
CG: ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT TO TELL ME ABOUT YOUR GUY?
CT: D--> He's really big
CT: D--> And muscly
CT: D--> Being near him makes me feel so tiny
CG: WELL YOU'RE A PRETTY TINY GIRL.
CT: D--> I know
CT: D--> Ew gross he's all sweaty
CG: ?:B
CT: D--> Uhg I didn't know it was possibly to sweat so much
CT: D--> And I don't have any towels or anything to clean it up
CT: D--> Not like I would clean it up myself anyway
CT: D--> It's his sweat
CG: MUST BE A LOT OF SWEAT.
CT: D--> Yeah
CT: D--> So I'm guessing others have someone outside as well
CG: YEP.
CG: I STILL NEED TO TALK TO GIDGET AND THE FISH.
CT: D--> Gidget and the fish
CG: YEP.
CT: D--> Sounds like a band name
CG: IT DOES.
CG: OKAY SO IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER.
CG: NEWTON GOT STUCK WITH WHO I WOULD CONSIDER HIS WORST NIGHTMARE.
CT: D--> Newton
CG: YEAH.
CT: D--> Please e%plain
CG: SHE'S LIKE HE IS ABOUT THE DOG-THING BUT SHE'S A CAT.
CT: D--> That is perfect
CG: YOU ENJOY WATCHING HIM SUFFER, DON'T YOU.
CT: D--> Too much for my own good
CG: ALRIGHT THEN.
CG: TIME FOR GIDGET.
CT: D--> Shield your eyes
CG: HER TYPING DOESN'Y BUG ME AS MUCH AS IT DOES YOU!
CT: D--> Alright then
CG: BYE!
CT: D--> Bye
captivatedGranite [CG] ceased trolling coquetTenacity [CT]
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captivatedGranite [CG] began trolling tranquilCastaneous [TC]
CG: HEY GIDGET!
TC: HeY kAlIaRa!
CG: YOUR TYPING HURTS MY EYES. (DON'T TELL EVETTE)
CG: BUT! I'LL SUCK IT UP BECAUSE YOU'RE MY FRIEND!
TC: AwWwW tHaNkS gIrL!
CG: (:B
CG: SO, IS THERE SOMEONE OUTSIDE OF YOU HIVE?
TC: yEaH.
TC: hE hAs ThE sAmE sIgN aS mE bUt It'S iNdIgO.
TC: aNd ThE sAmE hOrNs.
TC: AnD tHe SaMe MeSsEd Up HaIr.
TC: BuT hE's WeArInG fAcEpAiNt.
CG: FACEPAINT?
TC: LiKe A cLoWn.
CG: OOH.
TC: He HaS tHiS sTuPiD sMiLe On HiS fAcE.
TC: hE lOoKs DrUnK.
TC: lIkE hE's BeEn EaTiNg ThAt SoPeR sLiMe ShIt.
CG: EW!
TC: YeAh.
CG: SO..
TC: GoNnA Go TaLk To EsTeLe NoW?
CG: YEAH, I GUESS.
TC: bYe!
CG: BYE!
captivatedGranite [CG] ceased trolling tranquilCastaneous [TC]
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captivatedGranite [CG] began trolling convivialAnemone [CA]
CG: ESTELE.
CA: hey kali
CG: IS THERE A GUY OUTISDE.
CA: yeah
CG: SAME HORNS.
CA: yeah
CG: SAME SIGN.
CA: yeah
CG: COLOR?
CA: purple
CA: howw many people havve you talked to
CG: IT'S DOWN TO YOU AND FISHER.
CA: ah
CG: SEA DWELLER?
CA: yep
CA: hes wwearin a cape
CA: wwho the fuck wwears a cape
CA: wwouldnt it like
CA: get really heavvy because of the wwater or wwhat
CG: UH
CA: an hes wwearin shoes
CG: FISHER WEARS SHOES.
CA: but wwhy though
CA: its no fun to swwim with shoes on
CG: OKAY I HAVE A QUESTION THAT'S BEEN BUGGING ME FOR A REALLY LONG TIME
CG: HOW ON ALTERNIA DO YOU SWIM WITH ALL OF THAT HAIR?
CG: IS IT HARD OR WHAT?
CA: it used to be but im pretty used to it
CA: i cant swwim as fast as id like to but thats it
CG: OKAY.
CA: okay you should probably message fish noww
CA: he keeps tryin to message me
CG: WHY?
CA: he says hes lonely and wwants someone to hang out wwith
CA: an i do not feel like goin ovver to his hivve today
CA: an leavving this weird guy at my hivve alone
CG: I WONDER WHY HE DOESN'T JUST VIDEO CHAT WIH SOPHIE OR SOMETHING.
CG: ANYWAY.
CA: bye bye
CG: BYE!
captivatedGranite [CG] ceased trolling convivialAnemone [CA]
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captivatedGranite [CG] began trolling carmineCatalufa [CC]
CG: LEAVE ESTELE ALONE FOR FIVE SECONDS AND TALK TO ME.
CC: I'm bored.
CG: TALK TO ME ABOUT THE GIRL THEN.
CC: T)(e one outside?
CC: I'd rat)(er not talk about )(er.
CG: WHY?
CC: S)(e's weird looking.
CC: S)(e's wearing a tiara t)(at s)(e doesn't need to be wearing.
CG: WHY NOT?
CC: S)(e's a fucking mutant blood.
CG: SHE
CG: A WHAT.
CC: Mutant blood.
CC: S)(e had a trident like mine so I took it and )(id it inside.
CG: WOW RUDE.
CG: TOBIAS STOLE HIS GIRL'S GLASSES.
CG: WHAT IS IT WITH YOU TWO AND STEALING THINGS.
CC: Wow, RUD-E.
CC: See, now you're t)(e one being rude.
CC: I didn't ST-EAL it.
CC: I )(id in my )(ive and I won't be keeping it.
CC: Not stealing!
CG: OKAY OKAY MISTER DEFENCIVE.
CC: I'm t)(inking about dragging )(er up onto t)(e beac)( just to get )(er away from my )(ive.
CG: ?:B
CC: Yea)(, I'm going to do t)(at.
CG: HAVE FUN WITH THAT.
CC: I will.
CG: ...BYE.
CC: Bye.
captivatedGranite [CG] ceased trolling carmineCatalufa [CC]
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effulgentBewilderment [EB] began pestering giftedGambler [GG]
EB: jack, there's a boy outside.
GG: hello to you too
EB: jack.
EB: there is a boy.
EB: outside.
EB: he is asleep.
EB: in my backyard.
GG: im pretty positve youre less confused than i am
EB: how so?
GG: well theres a girl outside
EB: okay
GG: on my island
EB: ...
GG: which is somewhere in the flipping ocean
EB: oh.
GG: yeah
EB: well yeah i have no idea what's going on.
GG: brb im going to bring whoever she is inside
GG: i dont want her sleeping outside all night
GG: i dont care who she is the ground is really uncomfortable!!
EB: yeah i should probably bring what's his face in too.
GG: okay shes inside
GG: theres a good chance i wont sleep at all tonight so i put her in my bed
EB: fuck that, i put my guy on the couch.
EB: my bed is mine.
EB: and as usual my mom could care less that i just brought some random guy from outside into the house.
GG: how often does that happen??
EB: it's never happened, she just really doesn't care.
GG: oh
EB: yeah i need to talk to remy and dove about this.
EB: so bye bye!
GG: bye!
effulgentBewilderment [EB] ceased pestering giftedGambler [GG]
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effulgentBewilderment [EB] began pestering tangerineTango [TT]
EB: remy i need to talk to you.
TT: can i tell you something first
EB: sure.
TT: did you pay her
EB: pay who?
TT: the girl
EB: no i did not.
TT: then who is she
EB: i couldn't tell you.
TT: huh
EB: i have a boy at my house too.
EB: and jack has a girl on his island.
TT: how though
EB: we have no idea
TT: what are their names
EB: uh i don't know.
EB: maybe he has a phone or something.
EB: just a second.
TT: so youre going to go through his pockets
TT: dang it jaye thats creepy
TT: you might be okay with going through pockets
TT: but i'm not
TT: and i doubt jack is okay with it
TT: who ever that girl is has the pleasure of being the first human hes had contact with in how long???
TT: if they even touched
TT: are you even still there
EB: yes i am.
EB: yes jack did touch the girl
TT: oh
EB: he took her inside and put her on his bed
TT: i just stuck this girl on the couch
EB: that's what i did.
TT: what about dove
EB: i haven't talked to her yet.
TT: so did you find anything
EB: he had a wallet.
TT: what was in it
EB: it was actally his sylladex!
EB: which is kind of really cool.
TT: his sylladex is a wallet
TT: what
EB: shoosh!
TT: did you just shoosh me
EB: yes.
TT: what does that even mean.
EB: i dunno.
TT: im bored you should go talk to dove now
EB: alright then.
TT: bye
EB: bye!
effulgentBewilderment [EB] ceased pestering tangerineTango [TT]
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effulgentBewilderment [EB] began pestering tantalizingGrace [TG]
EB: dove.
TG: Jaye.
EB: is there a guy.
TG: There is.
EB: okay.
TG: May I ask how you know about him?
EB: i found a boy in my backyard this morning.
EB: jack has a girl on his island.
EB: and remy found a girl too.
TG: Oh.
EB: yeah so i just assumed you'd have someone there too.
EB: where was he?
TG: He was on my roof.
TG: It is dreadfully hot outside, so I brought him in and lied him on my bed.
EB: i just put my kid on the couch and so did remy.
TG: And Jack?
EB: his bed.
TG: I was unable to fine any kind of identification on him, what about you?
EB: nothing.
EB: remy and jack didn't look.
TG: How can anyone possibly sleep this long.
EB: how long ago did you find him?
TG: Yesterday.
TG: Around this time.
EB: huh.
EB: i bet remy could.
TG: Probably.
TG: Just a moment.
EB: what happened?
TG: The boy was rolling over.
TG: He looked uncomfortable with those sunglasses on, so I took them off.
TG: I set them on the bedside table so they would be the first thing he sees when he wakes up.
EB: the glasses on my boy fell off while i was dragging him inside so i put them in the kitchen.
TG: You didn't carry him?
EB: no.
TG: You could have.
EB: yeah but i didn't want to put my hands near some random kid's butt.
TG: I see.
EB: also my boy's sylladex is a wallet.
TG: A wallet?
EB: yep.
EB: wait, how did sis react to the boy?
TG: She helped me bring him down to my room.
TG: She offered to cook him a meal for when he wakes, but I told her he would be fine.
EB: sis cooks?
TG: No.
EB: has she tried?
TG: Yes, once.
TG: The smoke alarm went off after fifteen minutes.
EB: what was she trying to cook?
TG: Pancakes.
EB: wow.
TG: Indeed.
EB: okay i'm going to go figure out what i'm going to do with this guy.
TG: Alright.
EB: bye dove!
TG: Bye, Jaye.
effulgentBewilderment [EB] ceased pestering tantalizingGrace [TG]