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Saki created a group.
Saki-chan added Hoshino Ichika, Hinomori Shiho and Honami Mochizuki
Hinomori Shiho: ? Saki, what this group? We already have the leo/need one
Saki-chan: wait a bit, you're very impatient.
Saki-chan added Minori!!, Haruka, Momoi Airi, Shizuku and Emu-chan!!.
Saki-chan: WELCOME EVERYONE TO FRIENDS & FRIENDS. FROM MIYA :D
Hinomori Shiho: what kind of name is that
Saki-chan: a normal name
Saki-chan changes group name to "friends & friends"
Emu-chan!!: IT SEEMS NORMAL TO ME
Saki-chan: SEE? SHE GETS IT
Minori!! adds Kohane
Minori!!: hey girl :D
Kohane: hey? ^-^
Shizuku: ohhh a group ch4T :^D
Honami Mochizuki: the :D has a nose?????
Shizuku: how can it bReathe witho0uwy nose?????
Honami Mochizuki: ohhhhhh that makes a valid point
Momoi Airi: no it doesn't
Honami Mochizuki: it does :^(
Hinomori Shiho: not you too….
Shizuku: can i add a friend too?
Saki-chan: yes!
Shizuku: how to add a friend?
Shizuku: wait i think i got it
Shizuku: ¿ɓuıɥʇʎuɐ op ı pıᗡ
Minori!!: WEHHH?
Shizuku: ou ʇıɐM
Momoi Airi: SHIZUKU WHAT DID YOU DO
Shizuku: ) ̮: ʍouʞ ʇuop I
Shizuku: Ď̴̫̙̝̖̬͎͗̍o̵̧̨̟̜̝̦̣̣͇͒̈́̽̈̅̀̅̔͒̄é̸̢s̴̢̘̞̯̤̜͌̽̈̈̑̾̿̎́̒͜͜ ̶̼̭̀t̷͈͉͖̀̊̽̾̎ͅh̴̫̲͌̈́̎͊̃͘͝i̷̧̭̻͔̘̲̘̭͍̿̀̐̓̋͌̕ͅs̴̢̡̪̹̯͔̐̒̓̍̉̀̋̋ ̵̨̧͕͓̼͍̩̣͑̓̚̚h̶̰̟̍̇̓̒̈͋͛̏ë̷̩͎̪̘̺̳̳́̓̌̋̅̋̅͊̌̕l̶̼͓̳̖̦̟̐̀͑͒p̴̞̗̫̫͎̗̍͛̃̾̏
Emu-chan!!: OHH THAT IS FUN
Emu-chan!!: LET ME TRY IT
Emu-chan!!: ᵤᵤᵤᵤ ᵢₘ ₐ Gₕₒₛₜ
Saki-chan: COOL
Saki-chan: ♨🍩 𝔱𝐡ᶤ𝕊 𝐢ş ᑎＩ𝒸€ 🐙💜
Shizuku: Ï̸̳̗̼͕͋͑͒̇̍̍̑͠ͅͅ ̷̠̖̠̝̦͉̤̪̎͆̏̂̊͜͝ͅw̵̢̢̤͕̟̺͔̰̆͋͌̍͌͝a̶̧̯̽̅̓̏̂̏͒̽̚ņ̵̛̿̈́̏̂̎͝t̸̺̳̙̼͔̯̅̋̓̂ ̶͔̟̍b̶͚̊͛̾͗̑̕̕ĺ̷̬̳͊͐̑ȏ̵̡̘͎͋͆͑̿́͛ờ̸̰̭͚̹̻̰̈́͒̓̌̂d̴̟͊̍͐͌́͋͑̚͠ͅ ̶̛̟͔͎̑̾̎̐͑́̾̾͌ơ̷̢̭̦̥̠̍f̶̙̻͇͎̥͈̳̯͈̂́̏̄͗̋̕͝ ̴̻̞̈́̽̾̋̀̇̀̓͛͝t̶̨̧͓͈͍͖̭̻̤̠̀̀̽h̵̨̭̼̩̀̅̓͑̅͗̄̋͑̚e̵̳̯̿̐͐̌́̄ ̵̤̝͈͕̯̹̝̠͒͛̽̈͜e̵̡̠̣̤̦̐̈́͛̋̍̃̑͆͝n̶̡̢͈̘͖̒̈́̃̄͑͌̽̃̚ě̷̹̪̤̜̼̍͂m̵̤͔͚̈̈́̈́́̉͋͐̑͗͜͜ͅi̷̧͛́͛͆̾ë̷̱́̾̿̉͜s̶̹͛̈́́̃͜͜.̸̦̝̒̔̽̓̽͛͊̓̈́̋ ̸̡̹̮͔̤͋̓̍̋͑͂͑͋̒̎Ȯ̷̧͇̩̦̱̝͆͜͝ͅr̵̦̗̱͉͍͕̀̍̿͊̾̃͘ ̵̯͔͔͙̟͙͓͖͔̂̋͒̊̉̽͘͜͠a̷̢͈̖̺͔͐̆̅͗͛͂͒ ̷̼̬̅͒͌̈́̈́̓̈͛̒͝b̸̪̰̫̬̪̲̆͌̾̇̀́̕a̷͍͔͗̍̔́g̸̜̳͇͓̼̺̪̬̻̎ͅȩ̷̣̤̞̖̿͌́̋͑͋̎̋̐̕l̴̢̝̗̗̑̈́̀̇͌̀͘͘.̸͙̟̝͇̿̑
Momoi Airi: I'll… go help Shizuku
Momoi Airi: … WHAT WHY IS HER WHOLE PHONE LIKE THIS
Emu-chan!!: its the ꜱᴛʏʟᴇ :ᴅ
Momoi Airi: I DON'T WANT THAT STYLE
Hoshino Ichika: what….
Hinomori Shiho: don't ask. It makes it worse.
Shizuku added Asahina Mafuyu
Shizuku: there :^3
Asahina Mafuyu left
Shizuku added Asahina Mafuyu
Shizuku: please? 🥺
Asahina Mafuyu: Fine.
Momoi Airi: HOW DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SEND EMOJIS BUT MANAGED TO SEND IN MESSAGES IN FUCKING CRYPTID.
Asahina Mafuyu: …?
Asahina Mafuyu: well, ignoring that…
Asahina Mafuyu: Hi girls =^-^=.
Emu-chan!!: EEEEEEEEEEEP
Asahina Mafuyu: ?
Emu-chan!!: YOU
Asahina Mafuyu: Me?
Emu-chan!!: YES. BYE.
Saki-chan: òwó Emu that is rude.
Emu-chan!!: SHE SCARES ME
Asahina Mafuyu: Why?
Shizuku: oh don't be alarmed Emu-chan, Mafuyu may look angry but she's very nice :^D
Honami Mochizuki: guys
Honami Mochizuki: girls*
Honami Mochizuki: ….. guys*? I don't know what you are
Honami Mochizuki: ….
Honami Mochizuki: EVERYONE.
Hoshino Ichika: that took a few tries
Honami Mochizuki: :^( i was gonna say Emu froze
Saki-chan: F
Minori!!: I HAVE ANIDEA
Minori!!: I DRESS UP AS A PENGUIN.
Haruka: penguin?
Minori!!: A OENGUIN IS HARUKA'S FAVORITE ANIMAL SO- HARUKA?????
Minori!!: THIS IS NOT MY NOTES APP????
Haruka: it is. I'm haunting it, tell me about the penguin.
Minori!!: it waddles like this
Minori!!: … wait i cant waddle onlinr
Minori!!: it looks like this🐧
Haruka: that it does
Momoi Airi: … what was that about dressing as a penguin?
Minori!!: nOTHING
Asahina Mafuyu: … Momoi. Do you have the braincells here?
Momoi Airi: yup
Haruka: nope. She cried yesterday because she saw a cat and couldn't pet it.
Momoi Airi: IT WAS A VERY CUTE CAT
Hinomori Shiho: I have the braincells.
Saki-chan: you cried because you NEARLY dropped water into your bass. You didn't drop the water, it wasn't even that close.
Hinomori Shiho: LOOK-
Shizuku: you said you wished your friends gave you more hugs yesterday, while crYing
Hoshino Ichika: oh? Is it true?
Hinomori Shiho: NOPE
Saki-chan: too late. Running to your class right now. Hug bomb coming in.
Haruka: … She left the class running and screaming bathroom. The teacher didn't even blink
Hoshino Ichika: "just came back from being sick" privileges
Kohane: I hear something coming in the halls
Honami Mochizuki: don't worry thats just Saki
Kohane: dont ask the anxiety girl to not worry
Honami: 🤝
Minori!!: AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Kohane: .. it was like the scene of a horror movie
Hoshino Ichika: What happened?
Kohane: Saki came in and hit the door on the wall.
Minori!!: then she smiled creepily
Kohane: and pounced on Shiho.
Minori!!: flipped the teacher off…..
Kohane: I don't think Shiho is alive. She's very red
Haruka: incredible….
Hoshino Ichika: …. Saki….
Haruka: oh. Yeah. Saki.
Kohane: huh? What did you mean?
Haruka: Are you sure you and Minori aren't twins? That was a lot of shared braincells
Kohane: oh yeah we're known for finishing each others s….
Minori!!: … SHREK?
Kohane: not quite.
Minori!!: SANDWICHES?
Kohane: no
Minori!!: BUT IM HUNGRY
Hoshino Ichika: … me too
Shizuku: gr3at idea, how about we all go eat out todAy? My treat
Asahina Mafuyu: Sorry. I have homework to do.
Shizuku: oh :^(
Kohane: its okay ^^ wish i could go Hinomori-chan but I have to practice today
Saki-chan: us too :(
Emu-chan!!: YEAH I HAVE A WONDERHOY SHOW TO MAKE TODAY
Momoi Airi: we do too. She forgot.
Shizuku: awww :(
Haruka: pfft we can combine a day later?
Kohane: sure
Saki-chan: WAIT I HAVE BEEN KICKED OUT FROM SHIHO'S CLASS NOOOOOOOOO😭😭😭😭
Hinomori Shiho: duh, you were disturbing the class
Saki-chan: nope. I was disturbing YOU >:3
Shizuku: why is that emoji's nose oNN the wrong pl9ce?
Saki-chan: that's not a nose
Shizuku: hat? A HAT DOESNN LET ANyONE BRhTE
Saki-chan: ITS NOT A HAT EITHER
Minori!!: Shizuku-chan, those are eyebrows
Shizuku: oh
Shizuku: … i don't see it
Emu-chan!!: SCHOOLS OUT
Haruka: what was that pink blur that just ran past me?
Honami Mochizuki: it's Emu
Emu-chan!!: I NEED TO CHECK MY FRIENDS ON KAMIYAMA THEY MUST BE LONELY THERE :(
Saki-chan: SAY HI TO ONII-CHAN FOR ME
Asahina Mafuyu: … Is Ootori-san typing while running?
Asahina Mafuyu: Wait.
Asahina Mafuyu: Ootori-san, please don't run in the halls, I don't want to see you getting hurt alright? ^^
Emu-chan!!: EEEP
Minori!!: she crashed into a wall.
Kohane: is she ok?
Hinomori Shiho: hope not.
Saki-chan: Shiho-chan!!!!! >:(
Hinomori Shiho: pfft
Asahina Mafuyu: …. Why am I the only sane person in this chat?
Hoshino Ichika: pfft that's very mean of you to say Asahina-senpai
Asahina Mafuyu: … im sorry?
Hoshino Ichika: no no, it was funny
Asahina Mafuyu: Funny….
Asahina Mafuyu: Why exactly?
Hoshino Ichika: uhhhhhh
Hoshino Ichika: i don't know, it just was.
Saki-chan: BECAUSE YOU JUST ROASTED THE HELL OUT OF EVERYONE. THATS WHY.