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Kade is more delicious than Ketchup

Summary:

Same start as the episode s04e01. But things turns pretty different.

The aliens find Kade quite charming and instead of eating him, they use him to bring more of his kind to life.

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Notes:

My second fic ever! I love Kade so freaking much and just wanted to write him being pregnant and full of alien eggs

My fic is highly inspired by another fan fiction I read days ago! I just made my own sick version.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Abduction

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This is something Kade would never have imagined would happen. He just wanted to have a delicious burger with onion rings for lunch but ended up in a totally different situation. A very totally different situation. And a very strange one.

Caught in a kind of sticky, resistant web, and not to be said about those aliens. Cause yeah, a spider didn’t do this, it was dumb aliens who took him prisoner. Heatwave was about to save him but the creatures were quick enough to escape the fire truck’s grip. 

That was the last time Kade could see the bot and anyone other than a green bug-eyed dwarf.

 

Well, this is something that was definitely not in my plans. Kade thought upset just remembering that he couldn’t have lunch. He was hungry and could do nothing, only to see through the small hole that the aliens were kind enough to leave him in his little "sticky" prison. 

He could see him being taken to... the power plant on the island? He didn’t even have time to process how many people were trapped in the place when he could only hear one of those creatures say something that made him feel a little nervous.

"This specimen will be useful to our species. It has some charm. It also smells delicious. Like ketchup."

 

That thing... Did they just say he smells like ketchup? And what the hell does he mean by that? Will it be good for their species? To eat him? Was everyone being kidnapped for that?

Well, at least that filth was right about one thing.

Yes, he was charming. And also handsome.

 

Kade could continue to think about how attractive he was, not before seeing how those creatures deviated from their usual path and headed for a kind of isolated room from other humans.

Oh, oh. This is not good. It was definitely not at all positive that they were taking him away from everyone else. Did it have anything to do with what the tallest of the wrinkled greens said?

He didn’t want to know the answer and suddenly he started struggling. Of course, He couldn’t make anything from being tied up from head to toe, but he wasn't going to give up so easily to aliens who come from who knows where. 

The only aliens he admitted to his home were the autobots.

 

On the one hand, you could say he was a little relieved they wouldn’t use him for food. 

Or he thought it was a better option.

 

And no. It wouldn’t. Not at all. Not at all. Not in his biggest nightmares would he have imagined anything worse.

 

"Is this human really going to do what the boss means?"

"If the boss says so, then yes. It’s not as if we hadn’t kidnapped a species other than ours to fertilize."

"Right. Even our own species has started disappearing. In addition to food, we will have more of our own kind. Splendid."

Kade was fed up with all this.

He didn’t understand what those creatures were saying. He was hungry and wanted to leave. 

"Hmph!" He kept struggling even if he didn’t get any of it. Maybe the creatures would get fed up with how annoying he was turning out to be and return him to go where the others were, or even better, throw it out of the place.

He wishes he'd been right.

 

"Agh! This guy moves too much. Shut him up for once!" 

Kade continued to move without letting down the force of the kicks and could have continued like this if not for being surprised as his neck and face were uncovered. His agitated breathing and messy hair fell on his face.

He did not waste a second to make known his discontent and anger.

"Let go of me! Disgusting and unbearable dwarfs– Eek! Auch!" he let out a whimper of pain as he felt a small twinge in his neck. For a moment he swore that everything was fine and that it was probably just some mosquito but his gaze went to one of the hands of the aliens and he found that he was carrying some kind of syringe. Or were his... sharp fingers?

 

Why was everything suddenly so blurry?

"What the hell– Ugh! Ouch!" Kade closed his eyes tightly as he felt that twinge in his neck return, even more painful than the previous sensation.

"That’ll shut you up for a while."

"And it will make you contribute to the cause without bragging."

"What?–"

Before he could continue to complain, both creatures reached their destination in that isolated room and lulled the orange-haired boy to the ground. From his neck upwards it was the only thing that could be seen of Kade, what remained of his body was still imprisoned by that type of web.

A strange feeling began to travel through Burns’s body and was not at all pleasant. He felt his body begin to give way; he felt as if he was losing some strength and felt somewhat weak enough to stop struggling for his freedom.

Something was happening and he didn’t know what he could do. 

Those alien fools definitely did something to him. They gave him some kind of sedative, because it was clearly impossible for him to move his limbs and his breathing started to accelerate. Even his temperature was rising. Not even a drop of sweat had been present before that picket.

"Ugh... leave me…alone"

Kade gave one last effort to get moving and get some of it but it was impossible. His body did not respond as it should and felt his vocal cords weak enough to protest. His eyelids were also beginning to sag and he would have gone to take a nap if it weren’t for the creatures who began to remove that web from the lower part of his body. And he wouldn’t have said anything. But to see how those nasty things wanted to remove his pants. Holy shit–

 

Something, really, wasn’t right here at all.

His throat ached as he forced his words out of it. 

"Hey! Hey! What do you think you’re doing?! Ugh... Stop!"

And they didn’t do it.

"Stop!" His voice broke and he found it very difficult to say anything.

This is not right. 

What’s going on? What the hell is going on? Why are they touching me?

He thought nervous. And the aliens were still not stopping or telling him anything, only Kade could see how those wrinkled dwarves were groping their legs and trying to remove their lower clothing.

There was nothing he could do. And even if he wanted to and if he had his hands free, he could do absolutely nothing! For the stupid sedative!

Shit, why were Dad and the Bots taking so long? They’re still out there and they’re taking too long.

 

With all the strength he could muster, along with the courage he brought stuck, he managed to bring one of his legs to life. As soon as he felt the pull of his pants, Kade kicked both aliens in the face.

A big smile intensified on the lips of the Major of the Burns.

"Ha! Take that!"

That smile wouldn’t last forever, though.

The aliens couldn’t have been more angry, upset, and enraged by what the human did.  Apparently another sedative would be enough. Or... Maybe the tentacles would shut him up?

"Call the boss. I don’t think I can take this bum anymore. Anyway he’s the one who can do the job." Those creatures talked for a while. Kade only set out to see them, although he could not see them clearly, his vision was beginning to cloud and his other senses were also beginning to fail. 

But he didn’t want to sleep. 

He didn’t want to witness things from another world again wanting to undress him. He had to be strong. He’s been through worse.

Much worse than this. He can. He can do it.

Finally, the creatures turned to see before retiring and leaving him in that dark room with barely visible light.

 

"Shit. This hurts. Ngh..."

"Kade? Kade, are you all right? Answer."

Who...? Where the hell... Ah! The communicator.

"Kade? Are you okay? Where are you?"

If only he could move, if only there was some way to press his communicator and respond to his partner. He can’t. He used the last of his strength on that kick.

"Heatwave." He whispered that bot’s name. He couldn’t answer him and he wish he could come and rescue him soon. The situation was not getting any better. His body felt terribly weak.

He just wanted to rest. 

"Kade! Are you there?"

The guy was having a hard time hearing who was on the other side of the communicator. He didn’t want to give up so easily, but everything was getting very complicated. Everything around him was getting dark. His vision clouded more and more and his ear turned deaf at every second.

"I’ll find you partner."

 

Who?

Who is he talking about?

Kade couldn’t take it anymore. His eyelids were starting to give way and his mind couldn’t be conscious that long. He just needed to get some rest.

Maybe if he just closed his eyes for a few moments, nothing was going to happen. Everything will be fine and the others will come looking for him.

Everything will be fine.

It’ll just be a little nap. Nothing serious.

Just a few minutes.

 

Just a few minutes.

 

Before Kade could close his eyes and rest from all the scandal that was going on, he could see how a large elongated figure was approaching him. A very tall one. Thin and...

Rest. Little bug.

Your contribution to our species will be greatly appreciated.

 

Was the last thing he heard before falling sleep.

Notes:

I have a loot of ideas for this! Hope to bring them to life! Kudos are appreciated! And comments too!

Sorry if this is OOC. Writing is not my best.