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Loki meets Bucky (And they became Lucky)

Summary:

I got in shamchat and this happened. Loki meets bucky. Pun in title totally intended.

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

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This is a conversation between The Winter Soldier and Loki.
Loki: This is a villainous day.
The Winter Soldier: I'm not a villian.
Loki: do you really think so, mortal?
The Winter Soldier: Yes. I just do my job.
Loki: That makes you a villain, sometimes.
The Winter Soldier: *tilts his head.* Why are you talking so strangely..?
Loki: Oh?
The Winter Soldier: You talk like Shakespeare.
Loki: Hmmm.
Loki: You do know who I am, don't you?
The Winter Soldier: I don't.
Loki: Well, let me introduce myself.
Loki: I am Loki of..... well, nowhere. And I almost killed your precious captain, three years ago.
Loki: Doesn't this repel you?
The Winter Soldier: You almost killed my target? *grabs his shirt aggressively.* Why didn't you finish it!?
Loki: *Blasts him off with magic*
Loki: And I thought you were not a villain?
The Winter Soldier: I follow orders for the benefit of mankind.
Loki: Well, I thought that once.
The Winter Soldier: I know what I'm doing.
Loki: .... do you?
The Winter Soldier: Yes. I've been doing it for long enough.
Loki: Excuse me.
Loki: I think Odin is waking up...
Loki: *vanishes*
The Winter Soldier: huh?
Loki: *Reappears* tis nothing. The allfather was just stirring in his damn odinsleep.
The Winter Soldier: ...What could you do with a trained assassin under your wing?
Loki: Nearly rule midgard. Impasis on nearly.
The Winter Soldier: ....
Loki: Hello?
Loki: Are you there, mortal?
The Winter Soldier: Do you want an assassin?
Loki: No.
Loki: It ended horribly last time.
The Winter Soldier: I obey every order.
Loki: So did the hawk.
The Winter Soldier: I want to be with you.
Loki: No no no. You should be with the good captain.
The Winter Soldier: I have to kill him. Please. I am begging you. You can help me. You said you nearly succeeded last time. Together, we can.
Loki: You'll regret it, once you do.
Loki: I did.
The Winter Soldier: I doubt it.
Loki: I've been through hel for more then 2000 years because of my brother, but I still regretted it when I ended him.
The Winter Soldier: Just give me orders. Please.
Loki: Okay. Go to the good captain. And don't kill him, or hurt him.
The Winter Soldier: *furrows his brows, but nods.*
Loki: Maybe then your memories will return...
The Winter Soldier has left the conversation.

Notes:

Well, that was fun. I tell you. That really happened. I was loki, If you were wondering.