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“You got this James….you got this” Bucky said over and over again
“You’ve fought Aliens, taken down an evil government. Survived torture from Hydra. Worst of all you're dating Emma. So this should be a piece of cake”
Turing back at the 1 year old James ran his metal hand through his hair nervously as he looked at Baby James
“Ironic were both named the same huh, boy your Dad is so nice it pisses me off sometimes”
James just smiled and cooed as he began to clap his hands and laugh
“Ohh fan of Daddy I see” James began as he walked closer to the red haired baby
Bucky started to make James laugh as he tickled his little stomach through his captain america shirt causing the 1 year old to laugh hard making Bucky smile
“What was I so worried about” Bucky said but he soon was met with his words as James laughed so hard he threw up blue gew all over his hand
“AH ! EWWWW, Serum throwup NOT COOL !”
James only responded in a series of laughs and Claps as he pounced in his seat
“Yeah laugh it up Soldier Boy”
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Bucky had placed James on the couch as they both sat there watching one another without saying anything
“Soooooo. You wanna watch TV ?”
James only continued to suck on his hand as he looked at his godfather in confusion
“Or Read a book ? maybe your old fashioned like me and your Dad, never really got the whole technology thing still don’t”
James didn’t respond as he just continued to suck on his hand before falling forward on the coach beginning to call towards Bucky
“What are you doing ?”
Continuing his Journey James approached his Knee as he climbed some more before coming to stop at his metal arm taking a hold of his thumb
James looked up at Bucky as he continued to hold his thumb as if he was looking for an answer
“Ehhhh, it’s a long story”
James giggled and cooed before he stretched his arms out towards Bucky making him raise an eyebrow
“You want me to carry you ?”
James only responded by clenching his knuckles repeatedly
“I guess I’ll take that as a yes” Bucky said before grabbing the Child
Resting him on his shoulder James smiled at the sudden warmth as he began to like the feeling of carrying James but all of that quickly depleted as he heard a fart sound and started to smell something horrid
Pulling him back Bucky looked and James
“Did you do that ?!”
James just held an innocent looks on his face making Bucky sigh
“Master manipulator just like your Mother”
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James was currently laid down on top of a table as Bucky had the diaper supplies needed
Just one problem
“How do I do this ?”
Looking down at James for any type of hint or answer James just continued to gaze back at Bucky with those ocean blue eyes
“Yeah, I don't know why I expected you to be any help,” Bucky sighed. So he pulled out his Phone and called up some assistance
“Yes James What do you want”
“Hey Emma, ummm quick question. How do you change a diaper ?”
Putting the phone on speaker Bucky began to follow his girlfriends steps
“First you need to remove the baby’s pants”
Following the Order Bucky stripped the child of his little shorts revealing the diaper at hand
“Ok got it”
“Now you need to remove the previous old diaper slowly and carefully, I don’t want you coming home smelling like Alpine's poop”
Carefully and slowly Bucky did as the telepath said as he undid James’s old Diaper revealing his bare legs
“Ok, now what”
“Now you must grab the wet wipes and clean any residue or waste left on the Child's bum”
“Wait, I gotta clean his poop ?”
“Well yeah ? if you don’t the child could get a rash and I will not have you ruining that adorable child James”
“Ok ok, I get it”
Slowly and nervously Bucky grabbed the wet wipes as he lifted up James’s legs beginning to wipe the smeared waste clean as he looked away trying not to gag
“You better be enjoying this”
“James, don’t criticize the child”
“Ahh ! I think I just got poop on my hand !”
“HAHAHAHAHAHAHA !”
Bucky had someone finished the task wiping James’s bottom clean as he pulled up off the diaper throwing it away
“Alright now what”
“Now you just put James in a new Diaper and your fine”
“Alright simple enough
Grabbing a diaper from the box James followed the instructions given as he safely and securely wrapped James up
“Alright, done”
“Congratulations sweetheart, you have changed your first baby”
With that Emma Hung up and Bucky just smiled as he lifted James up
“That’s my girlfriend, she sounds mean but don’t worry she is”
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Their Adventure had winded down as Bucky had got the TV going as they were currently watching the news feed taking place in Times Square
The Avengers were fighting the Sinister 6 and James and Bucky were watching the news feed
“MAMMA ! DADDA !” James squealed on the coach
“Yep, that’s your Mom and Dad. two of the greatest people I’ve ever met” Bucky told the child as he sat on his lap
James watched as his mother did a mirage of flips doding Electro’s lightning and James only continued to Squeal more
Wiggling out of his uncles hold Bucky placed James on the floor and watched with a smile as James started to roll around on the ground
“HAHAHAHA ! good job little buddy”
Bucky continued to watch as James rolled around on the ground spending more and more of his energy until suddenly james let out a sleepy yawn giving Bucky the sign to pick him up
“Tired huh well *Yawn* So am I”
Rubbing his eyes James started to rest his head on Bucky’s shoulder before he completely fell asleep only adding onto Bucky’s smile
“Alright let’s get you to bed”
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“We're Home ! Bucky James !”
Closing the door behind Steve Natasha spoke out
“James ! Bucky !”
The two shared a look before they heard snores coming from James’s room
Acending there they snores only got louder and louder as when they opened the door they saw Bucky sleep on the foor with James rested on his stomach
Steve and Natasha smiled and chucked
“Well I guess someone had a pretty eventful day