Chapter Text
Monday, Sept 19th
2 people + Jesper
[8:22 am]
Jesper: let me unfold to you a tale children
Jesper: once there was a boy who no one appreciated, despite the fact that he was enigmatic chillingly beautiful and shot people in the heart (metaphorically) with his charm
[8:25]
Nina: the brackets were unnecessary babe xx
Jesper: people were always rudely interrupting him even though he had done nothing to deserve it
Nina: damn you woke up today and chose violence
Jesper: ANYWAYS he was late for his 8am class, just to find someone had stolen his seat. Outrage!
[8:27]
Inej: Hey Jes, kindly, what are you on about?
Inej: It's 8am, if you haven’t noticed. On a Monday.
Jesper: he was interrupted on a new fangled correspondence machine in said class where said culprit had stolen his seat by his best friend in the whole world who had a terrible grasp on the art of subtlety.
Nina: let him get it out of his system.
Jesper: i resent that
Jesper: i digress, there was the most prettiest boy in all the land, who had stolen the boy’s seat and the boy was transfixed, bewildered and lost in a sea of golden eyes and black hair
Inej: I’m confused
Nina: there are too many boys in there jes
Jesper: ;)
Nina: regrettable choice of words
Nina: fml
Jesper: as i was *saying* the prettiest boy in all the- fuck it
Jesper: there’s a cute boy in my class and i’m in love
Nina: good lord
Inej: What's his name?
Inej: Oh also
Jesper: Yeah?
Nina: ^
Inej: It's 8am in the morning!!!!!
Jesper: still stuck on that are you?
Inej: I was sleeping!!! :(
Jesper: there’s something called DnD
Inej: I don’t see how dungeons and dragons factor in here
Jesper: do not disturb inej
Inej: You dropped my phone
Inej: It’s acting all weird now
[8:31]
Jesper: Ah yes. I recall. AS I was saying
Inej and Jesper
[8:31]
Jesper: i actually am sorry, i’ll pay for it if it’s broken
Inej: It’s fine <3
2 people + Jesper
[8:32]
Jesper: he’s really cute and i am going to flirt with him until blissful oblivion. and his name is
Jesper: *drum roll*
Jesper: *pause for suspense*
Jesper: *waits for audience to be rapt in attention*
[8:34]
Nina: oh my GOD
Jesper: kuwei
Jesper: isn’t that the cutest name you’ve ever heard?????
Nina: yes, jes, yes it is
Jesper: HA
Inej: I love you jesper, but why is this relevant?
Jesper: friends share our greatest triumphs, our lowest lows, our dreams, our desires
Inej: Please don’t share your desires
Nina: nice to share your lows with us
Jesper: finally the boy forsooked his friends because they were rude and unsupportive
Nina: forshooked?
Nina: we actually love you tho xx
Jesper: hm, I really feel it
Jesper: i will be flirting now, have fun with singledom
[8:40]
Inej: Do you think he’d do better in an English degree?
Nina: not until he gets a grasp on punctuation
Nina: and nouns
Inej: Nvm he should definitely stick with engineering
Inej: I’m going back to sleep
Nina: sleep well <3
Inej: ly
Inej: Not you jes, just Nina
[8:45]
Jesper: *scoffs in indifference*
Jesper and Kuwei
[2:21pm]
Jesper: hey! i’m the guy who asked you for the notes for lecture 4 this morning?
[3:05]
Kuwei: jesper right?
[3:10]
Jesper: yeah. kuwei?
Kuwei: wow you spelt my name right, that’s a first. i'm impressed
Jesper: is that sarcasm i detect?
Kuwei: no genuinely, no one spells my name right.
Jesper: haha then thank you. Is it embarrassing if i said i searched it up?
[3:11]
Kuwei: not at all, it’s sweet
Inej and Jesper
[3:11]
Jesper: he called me sweet!!!!!!
Jesper and Kuwei
[3:11]
Jesper: :)
Jesper: i haven’t seen you in this class before
Kuwei: i was on the online portion but seats opened up
Jesper: cool, what’s your major?
Kuwei: fine arts, physics is my elective
Jesper: that’s dope
Kuwei: thanks, you?
Jesper: engineering
Kuwei: oh so you’re smart smart
Jesper: i do alright lol
Kuwei: so why did you miss lecture 4?
Jesper: oh now this is bad
Kuwei: what is?
Jesper: i may or may not have a confession
Kuwei: oh?
Jesper: i already have the notes for that lecture
Kuwei: then why…
[3: 13]
Jesper: you’re really cute
Jesper: i get nervous around cute guys
Inej and Jesper
[3:15]
Jesper: i told him he was cute and now he’s not answering me!
Inej: Cute guy from 8 am class?
Jesper: Yep
Inej: How long has it been?
Jesper: 2 min
Inej: Dude
Jesper: i came on too strong!
Inej: It's a compliment, worst comes to worst he rejects you. If that happens I'll buy you ice cream ok?
Jesper: aw inej.
Jesper: WAIT
Jesper: what if he’s straight!!!!
Inej: You told me he had a pride pin on his denim jacket…
Jesper: But he could be ace, trans etc
Inej: He called you sweet. You told me he complimented your jacket.
Jesper: right. forgot
[3: 16]
Inej: Idiot xx
Jesper and Kuwei
[3: 20]
Kuwei: and now?
Jesper: sorry?
Kuwei: you’re not nervous anymore?
Jesper: haha of course I am. i’m just shameless about it now
Kuwei: funny
Jesper: what is?
Kuwei: i could have sworn you were shameless in class
Jesper: how do you figure?
Kuwei: the way you ran your hands through your hair and gave me that boyish smile
Inej and Jesper
[3:20]
Jesper: holy shoot he is one smooth mf
Jesper and Kuwei
[3:21]
Jesper: you’ve got me there
[3:26]
Kuwei: you’re cute too
Kuwei: want to meet up to study? i can help you with that lecture 4?
Jesper: you’re on
Inej and Jesper
[5:15]
Jesper: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND EVERYONE IN BETWEEN HE WANTS TO MEET UP WITH ME
Jesper: I AM THE LEGEND
Jesper: I AM THE MOMENT
Jesper: I SHOULD BE IN A BOND FILM. OR A WESTERN. OR A HEIST MOVIE
[5:32]
Inej: Why is that?
Jesper: because i am smooth as hell. i could totally do stealth shit
Inej: I'm sure
Jesper: i have transcended, your sarcasm no longer touches me
Inej: Hm
Inej: Good job though
Inej: Study and talk later?
Inej: More study than talk tho, we have midterms
[5:33]
Jesper: but talking is so much better
[5:38]
Jesper: ughhh fine we’ll study more
Inej: See you tonight
Jesper: xx
Kaz and c1
[6:00pm]
Kaz: Meet me in Jurda hall. 10:30 tomorrow. Near the water fountain.
c1: will do thanks dude
2 people + Jesper
[6:46pm]
Nina: ok this guy in class just stole my heart
[6:48]
Jesper: is he cute?
Inej: Is it that guy he stares at you in psych?
Nina: he doesn’t stare at me
Inej: ...ok
Nina: and no, it's not like that
Nina: so he walked into and stumbled on the stairs of the auditorium. then, *then*, THEN
Nina: he APOLOGISED TO THE STEPS. he got so embarrassed.
Nina: then the projector wasn’t working and no one would help, but he got up and told the prof how to work it. even though he was already super red
Inej: That's adorable
Jesper: ^^!!
Nina: he sat next to me and was so jittery he dropped his pen and it broke. i gave him mine and he smiled and thanked me like i had given him the answer key to the exam
Inej: What's his name?
Nina: no clue
Nina: he looks like a simon tho
Inej: What are the requirements for looking like a simon?
Nina: tripping and helping set up a projector and breaking a pen
Inej: Right of course
Nina: i’m adopting him
Jesper: the big question
Jesper: did he give you your pen back?
Nina: he did :,)
Jesper: can i marry him?
Inej: I thought you were going out with the Kuwei guy
Jesper: we are not ‘going out’
Nina: WAIT you got his number?
Jesper: yes, yes i did. and it’s a study date.
Jesper: guys guys i didn’t even need the notes from lecture 4!
Nina: nice job!
Nina: am i supposed to know what that means?
Jesper: it means i am perfect and nothing can ever bring me down from this high
Inej: *Reminds Jes he has a midterm in two weeks*
Jesper: killjoy
Inej: I know <3
Nina: i’m going to invite him to our study session next week
Jesper: you do that while i lecture inej on how to be a good friend
Jesper: *ahem* once upon a time there was a girl who was rude and unsupportive
Inej: Here we go