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Simpbur x Argbur NSFW Alphabet

Summary:

I can see why everyone ships them they're adorable.
Gonna make more fics of the two maybe. I dunno.

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A - Aftercare (After sex care)

When Arg was domming, he'd clean Simpbur up with a shower or a bath and whisper sweet praises into his ear, enjoying the way Simp squirmed.

When Simp was domming (which is rarely), he'd be too lazy to get off of him, insisting on just cleaning up with a few napkins instead. Arg didn't mind.

B - Body parts (What's their favorite part of the other's body)

Arg adores every part of Simpbur, but he pays extra attention to his thighs since a lot of the scars Simpbur has are there and he'd kiss all over them whenever he got the chance.

Simpbur really loves Argbur's arms. Especially when he's holding them.

C - Cum (Anything to do with cum)

Argbur loves cumming inside of Simpbur's mouth or back. He'd only cum inside of him when he had protection on.

Simpbur, however, loves cumming inside of his lover. The way Arg squirms slightly, his composure crumbling for even a second makes Simpbur want to do it 24/7.

D - Dirty secret (A dirty secret of theirs)

Argbur used to make up scenarios in his head about murdering the person who was stalking him, but that changed when he actually saw the stalker's face and that annoyance/hatred turned into arousal and such.

Simpbur used to "stalk" Arg and got very embarrassed if Argbur ever caught him and later used that embarrassment to jack off while wearing one of Arg's shirts.

E - Experience (How experienced are they)

Neither have any experience and just do whatever pleases the other most.

F - Favorite position (What positions they like)

Argbur likes bending the other over his desk or simple missionary on their bed.

Simpbur loves riding Argbur and how he would look at him with a poker face. It makes him squirm.

G - Goofy (Do they joke around?)

Neither of them are too goofy during sex, but sometimes Argbur would say something rather silly that made Simpbur lose his composure even more-so.

H - Hair (Pubic hairs)

Neither of them care for trimming too much.

I - Intimacy (How intimate are they in the moment)

The two see sex as something intimate and not strictly as something to get off to (except Simpbur, but Argbur loves making him happy anyways). They hold hands, Argbur kisses Simp all over. The two are very loving towards one another it's almost sickening.

J - Jacking off (How they get off without their partner)

Whenever Simpbur is out and Argbur is horny, he'd jack off, but it never brings the same amount of pleasure as Simpbur being there to help.

Whenever Argbur is out and Simpbur is horny, he'd jack off like his life depended on it. Usually cumming multiple times.

K - Kinks (What gets them going/kinks of theirs)

For Argbur:

- Bondage

- Degradation

- Edging

- Honorifics

- Knives

- Thighs

- Feminine clothing

For Simpbur:

- Praise

- Degradation

- Pet play

- Pet names

- Being claimed/marked

- Overstimulation

L - Location (Where do they do it?)

They'd fuck anywhere the isn't public.

M - Motivation (What makes them want to do it?)

They just wanna be close to one another.

N - No (Things that turn them off)

They don't like piss/scat or exhibitionism (or, well, Argbur doesn't like it, cause he's paranoid)

O - Oral (Stuff like blowjobs)

Simpbur loves giving head and Argbur loves receiving. Simpbur doesn't like being sucked off, but loved sucking on Argbur's fingers whenever.

P - Pace (How fast/hard are they on each other)

They're really gentle with each other, but really rough if Argbur is punishing Simp for whatever he's done.

Q - Quickies (Quick sex)

They almost never do them.

R - Risk (Are they risky)

They don't like risking anything. It's, well, risky.

S - Stamina

Argbur has stamina for days. He could cum 4 times in a row and still keep going.

Simpbur has relatively high stamina since his sex drive is so high.

T - Tease

Before sex, Argbur would tease Simpbur by making him beg for what he wants. He loves how whiny Simp can get.

Simpbur likes being teased by Argbur, but not during sex. He feels like he'd explode if Argbur was that mean to him.

U - Underwear

Sometimes Argbur would make Simpbur wear panties to rile himself up even more.

V - Volume

Argbur doesn't make much or any noise at all. Only singing sweet praise into the other boy's ear.

Simpbur is very loud. He's thankful that the walls are soundproof.

W - Wild card

Argbur takes pictures of Simpbur after sex. Simpbur doesn't know because his head is too fuzzy to process anything around him.

X - X-ray

Argbur is 7 inches long and relatively thick.

Simpbur is 6 inches and not as thick as Argbur, but enough that Arg is satisfied whenever Simp is domming.

Y - Yearning

The two are constantly yearning for each other. They're too attached to let go.

Z - Zzz

After sex, the two fall asleep in the other's arms, content with holding each other.

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